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Would you eat here?

>> No.12559369

>>12559368
Not for a million dollars.

>> No.12559372

the fuck is a pop-up

>> No.12559377

>>12559372
>t. actual boomer flyover NEET shut-in

>> No.12559387

>>12559372
a restaurant that starts up quickly then shuts down before the health department can inspect it

>> No.12559388

>>12559372
Have you ever heard of an art installation? These pretentious "chefs" think that boiling water is fucking art so they "collaborate" and open up resturaunts that will only exist for a month. Thats a pop up. Yea, its as gay as it sounds. And these fags have aids.

>> No.12559397

>>12559368
No. I don’t even want a nigger touching my food.

>> No.12559430

>>12559372
>>12559388
pop-up is just a hip term for temporary use. there's an empty space somewhere that has been sold/rented again, but the future owner/tenant isn't moving in for a month, so let's not waste the space.

>> No.12559467

>>12559372
You pop up out of your sleep in the middle of the night when you learn you contracted gay AIDS from eating there.

>> No.12559475

>>12559368
absolutely not

>> No.12559479

>>12559368
>completely non white
>everyone has HIV

wew lad

>> No.12559480

Absolutely not.

>> No.12559484

What's the dessert mint, a Truvada?

>> No.12559495

>>12559372
you’d know if you weren’t 14

>> No.12559501

That's a funny way of spelling "California"

>> No.12559517

>>12559484
fucking lol

>> No.12559522

huh wow thats pretty crazy

>> No.12559524

we should deal with HIV by executing all infected desu

>> No.12559587

>>12559369
Nah, for a million sure

>> No.12559595

>>12559368
lolno. I'm not fucking retaded.

>> No.12559596

I am HIV positive and have cooked for over 40 people multiple times and have had 0 fucking reports of HIV. HIV simply doesn't transfer through food in that way
FYI - I am no fag. I have HIV because I was experimenting with anal sex and accidentally caught the disease because the guy I experimented with had the disease.
There are literally thousands of meals that can be cooked with minimal chance of ANY contaminated blood anyway and I am sure that this would be the type of food this restaurant will serve/ When I do dinner parties I make sure EVERY guest knows I am HIV positive and they don't mind.

In fact most of my guests prefer my food.
They KNOW I am taking care in the kitchen due to the risks involved. They KNOW they won't find a hair in their soup because if they do, I'd have to worry that I may have also accidentally got blood or semen in the Tiramisu. They KNOW for a fucking fact that every dish has been bleached and cleaned 10 times before dinner because I masturbate onto my plates and don't want the disease to have any chance of spreading. They KNOW that everything I prepare has been seasoned to perfection to remove any potential taste of blood in case I accidentally spilled some, so they won't taste blood and worry I gave them HIV.

My food is a celebration of my disease and also a celebration of the food. Pic related is a steak that has not been cooked well done - and i KNOW that people here would eat it - so why wouldn't they eat a salad with some blood? The risk of Bovine HIV from steak is just as high as the risk of HIV from any dish I could prepare unless I intentionally bled into it.

FYI I ALWAYS serve crispy croutons with soup, crispy enough for people to cut their mouths. If I got blood into my food they WOULD get HIV from the blood entering the crouton scratches and NOBODY ever has.

>> No.12559603

>Come on dude just drink my blood
>You're not a BIGOT are you???
>HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY WON'T DRINK MY BLOOD!
>*crowd starts booing*

>> No.12559738
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>>12559368
I try not to gamble with my health

>chokes down a cheeseburger
>guzzles soda
>has an IV full of ice cream

>> No.12559752

>>12559368
>everyone is HIV positive
>two fags and a nigress
Well color me surprised...

>> No.12559755

>>12559388
>reee people are doing things instead of shitposting 16 hours a day this is so sooooy

>> No.12559759

>>12559596
>FYI - I am no fag. I have HIV because I was experimenting with anal sex

>> No.12559768

>>12559759
Probably a nigress

>> No.12559780

>>12559596
>anal when there's a perfectly good vagina present
glad you got it

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>>12559368
I know I won't get hiv from someone just cause they prepared my food, but I'd be wary that someone with hiv is a degenerate who probably does weird shit and doesn't wash their hands before handling my food

>> No.12559827

HIV is a demon that takes host in those who don't value their body and lives. If that doesn't keep you away from the infected, then you'll probably end up becoming one. Not even religious, just look at what the virus has done to people historically. Shameful punishment. I hope one of these fags is a bug spreader so normies can get a taste of who these people are.

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12559835

>Canada

>> No.12559837

>>12559368
>two gay guys and a black chick
Not surprising

>> No.12559842

>>12559596
Started off decent, but you tried way too hard towards the end buddy.

>> No.12559880

>>12559368
>cook decides to be a dick
>puts some of his blood on your food that's not obvious
nope, never.

>> No.12559892

>>12559880
This, all it takes is one instance and this place is shut down for good.

>> No.12559896

>>12559596
>FYI - I am no fag.
> I was experimenting with anal sex
>caught the disease because the guy
>the guy
>I'd have to worry that I may have also accidentally got blood or semen in the Tiramisu
>or semen

>> No.12559907

>>12559892
Yeah and so what. You don't immediately know you have HIV nor would you immediately test yourself. A dubious cook could infect dozens of people in a matter of day(s) before it's found out and in the end who cares if the place gets shut down. They have done permanent damage to you and you'll be on meds the rest of your life.

>> No.12559909

ALL PEOPLE WITH HIV ARE INNOCENT

>> No.12559919

>>12559368
You can't really get HIV through your mouth unless you have open wounds. last year i sucked off an HIV+ guy and got scared so i went to get PEP. It was really expensive and the doctor said basically I'm a retard and there was no chance i could have caught it

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>>12559484
goddamn

>> No.12559932

>>12559909
not in God's eyes

>> No.12559941

>>12559932
Gay people don't need the church to cosign their lifestyle. God has freed them. It doesn't matter if the church hates gays or mixed fabrics or adulterers because they're all free

>> No.12559975

>>12559892
>>12559907
>>12559909
>>12559919
hey idiots
most restaurants don't test their chefs/waiters for HIV
The only difference between this restaurant and others is that you know they have HIV

If you've eaten at 300 different restaurants, chances are you've eaten with or from someone with HIV

>> No.12559980

>>12559755
Im sorry you have AIDs

>> No.12559999

>>12559368
>hiv
>all gay or black
it checks out

>> No.12560011

>>12559975
True.

>> No.12560014

>>12559980
>y-you‘re le bad!!!11
Nice one, basement dweller.

>> No.12560020

>>12559975
>knowingly taking your chances at somewhere that is confirmed to be high risk
I bet you also think taking it up the ass it perfectly fine from random tinder dates.

>> No.12560027

>>12559596
Decent attempt at bait but ultimately failed.

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>>12560014
>le

>> No.12560044

>>12560033
>summerfag is literally brand new
Lurk for 4 years before posting.

>> No.12560064

>>12560044
Your retort only holds clout if you're claiming you were ironically shitposting. When your defense against "I'm not reddit" is "I was shitposting", you can get the fuck out regardless.

>> No.12560127

>>12559368
How do they make their bloody mary's?

>> No.12560160

>>12559368
No

>> No.12560174

>>12559975
True but if I knew the kitchen had HIV I would not eat. Just as if I know the kitchen has influenza or ebola, I wouldn't eat from there.

>> No.12560304

>>12560174
You can't catch hiv from food you stupid cunt

>> No.12560324
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>>12559596
>I am no fag. I have HIV because I was experimenting with anal sex and accidentally caught the disease because the guy I experimented with

>> No.12560334
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12560334

>>12560304
>You can't catch hiv from food you stupid cunt

BUT YOU CAN CATCH IT FROM BLOOD AND ALL IT TAKES IS FOR ONE CLUTZ SHITHEAD TO CUT HIS HAND ACCIDENTALLY AND NOT CLEAN AND COVER IT AND NOT BE HONEST EITHER.

>> No.12560341

>>12559377
>>12559495
drink your soy, san faggots
pop ups aren't a thing in most of europe afaik, even in the capital cities

>> No.12560373

>>12559467
If you have to get fucked in your bleeding asshole to get the aids

>> No.12560408

Worked in restaurants
Cut injuries all the time
Bleed in/on food
We're talking fresh uncoocked blood here
Nobody gives a shit as long as it's not noticable
Wages are to low and stress to high
Plus most of the time you had to pay for wastage out of your own pocket ...

>> No.12560433

>>12559368
What does the health department think about this

>> No.12560435

>>12560408
pure capitalism spreads diseases

Kitchens need to be union, get proper wages, not be under duress to serve their own blood to unknowing diners.

>> No.12560504

>>12559467
based

>> No.12560519

Actual HIV+ person here. I cook for other people all the time. Thing is, if I even had the smallest cut on my hand, I wouldn't even risk it. I don't even use the same washing machine as others. The idea of passing it on to others is something that you fear every. single. day.

I got it from having protected sex with a girl who was on her period.

No. I wouldn't eat at that place. Anyone who does is a fucking idiot who deserves to suffer.

>> No.12560521

>>12560433
It's in leaf land, so they're probably fellating them for being Strong and Brave or something equally retarded.

>> No.12560526

>>12560519
HIV+ dude here. Got it from doing steroids when i was still lifting.
Listen to this anon. He is smart.

>> No.12560533

>>12559372
You sit on the lap of an HIV superfag, and talk about the first thing that pops up

>> No.12560535

>>12560521
Don't act such a faggot. What the health department think about it is highly relevant. Go look it up for him and apologize.

>> No.12560537

>>12559368
>digging up news from 2 years ago for easy (You)s

Pretty shameless, tbqh

>> No.12560541

>>12560526
So after all those cocks you took unprotected, it was the steroids that finally did it. Life's funny

>> No.12560546

>>12560535
Thanks, been a while since I had a giggle here.

>> No.12560555

>>12560526
damn dude, were you sharing needles or something or did your source spike your tren?

>> No.12560571

>>12559368
IT ALREADY CLOSED DOWN
By the look of things it didn't even last a year

>> No.12560572

It's easier to just shun those few I'll ever meet with HIV than hope I read the right resources to convince me it's worth <1% chance to contract it from eating meals prepped by such people.

>> No.12560575

>>12559596
>I'm not gay
>I got fucked in the ass by a man

>> No.12560580

>>12559369
>>12559587
you wouldn't eat food prepared by a fag if someone didn't hand you a million bucks? yeah fucking right.

>> No.12560583
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12560583

>>12559368
"Who ordered the hamburger with AIDS?"

>> No.12560592

>>12560519
>I have HIV
>I cook for other people
>Other people who have HIV who want to cook for me, however, are horrible!

You're not a fucking special snowflake; you're just a lousy hypocrite. Go finish dying of AIDS and quit touching other people's food.

>> No.12560633

>>12560592
It's not like that at all. If you saw me in person you'd think I'm a polite, upstanding person, which I am. But the people running that restaurant don't look trustworthy. Take a look at them again.

>> No.12560641

>>12559369
I'd probably do it for 1k
HIV can't be transmitted through food really. It's a pretty delicate virus overall

>> No.12560648

>>12560633
Can you poz me?

>> No.12560650

>>12560633
Asian twink with hiv, Canadian village person with hiv, bitch that got hiv somehow.

Yeah, they're not cooking for me.

>> No.12560655

>>12560174
So it's better to not know so you can randomly find out you're sick rather than people taking the appropriate measures to prevent disease transmission at all cost?

>> No.12560666

>>12559595
Newsflash: you are, and you just proved it.

>> No.12560743

>>12560526
>i'm a /fit/fag and didn't get my HIV from my sessions with my gym buttbuddies in the sauna
>it was definitely my intravaneous injections
Ok, go eat some steamed chicken breast and vegetables w/o seasoning, lol!

>> No.12561271

>>12559596
>Bovine Human Immunodeficiency Virus
good bait

>> No.12561277

>>12559368
Yeah I would but only once to say I did and I probably wouldn't eat anything that wasn't cooked as a precaution despite the miniscule chance of transmission

>> No.12561283

>>12560633
You're a disease-infested degenerate. Hurry up and finish dying.

>> No.12561295

>>12559368
>niggers and gays touching my food
big no thanks for me jeff

>> No.12561400

>>12561283
That wasn't the plan, but that's gonna be the outcome. I plan to make the world as beautiful as possible in the meantime.

>> No.12561458

>>12560655
No, it's better to know so you're not taking the risk. Do you watch Star Trek at all?
Would you rather know that there's a shark in the water, a snake in the grass, a lightning storm coming?
I think it's better for all concerned that people with diseases that are transmitted by blood are not involved in any work where there's a risk of bloodletting.

>> No.12561495

>>12560555
>tfw you fuck your dealer's aunt

>> No.12561556

>would you like you pasta with or without AIDS today sir?

>> No.12561571

>>12561556
Surprise me.

>> No.12561593

>>12561458
>No, it's better to know so you're not taking the risk. Do you watch Star Trek at all?
Which is impossible because you can't force employees to disclose that information
And you can't discriminate against people in that way to prevent people with HIV from obtaining work like that

>Would you rather know that there's a shark in the water, a snake in the grass, a lightning storm coming?
That's kinda my point
If you know those things exist, if you can see a storm coming, you can work to prevent any sort of harm or damage that will be caused by it
In the examples you gave, you can't necessarily avoid those things unless you want to avoid all water, all grass, and all outdoor activities in temperate climates

If you eat at an HIV+ restaurant, you can be assured that employees will
1. know their status
2. be sure that their status isn't passed on
which you cannot say is true in any other restaurant for 100% certain