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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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/ck/ humor

>> No.12547445

They should've been getting offended by Pokemon creatures.

>> No.12547485

>>12547424
Fucking boomer.

>> No.12547531
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>> No.12547547

>>12547445
or by WATER

>> No.12547557

>>12547485
That's why he said /ck/ humor

>> No.12547562

>>12547424
>/ck/ humor
the oldest is my favorite
FARTS
I've never laughed so hard as I have over farts. whether it's one that slipped out and cracked up a whole room full of people
to sitting around a bonfire and lighting one up
I once had a fart that was described as a dead squirrel, I laughed for a week thinking about that

>> No.12547598

>>12547547
Based and WATER pilled.

>> No.12547614 [DELETED] 

>>12547562
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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>>12547424
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "ck humor" threads

Face it, most soybois will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

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>>12547618
have kids

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>>12547424
>The child is having fun with the game Oblivion. And his dream is not to play an ordinary character, but to roleplay as a goblin. Sitting in a cave and frying rats. Could not resist and made him some fried rats. :)

>> No.12547962

>>12547424
That's not /ck/.

And every generation of comedian laments that they are being persecuted by the offended. It's always an aspect of the form. In reality tastes just change and bad comedians are unable to adapt.

>> No.12547963

>>12547547
Climatefags are offended by WATER

>> No.12547987

>>12547961
That's pretty cute actually. I wonder what filling she used.

>> No.12547995

>>12547987
Rat.

>> No.12548000

>>12547531
dilbert fucken sucks, dude!

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White bitches on /ck/ be all like...

>> No.12548007

>>12547961
Good parent, they should teach the kid to cook them themselves, among other more widely used recipes.

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>>12548002
>White bitches in california be all like...

>> No.12548019

>>12547961
The state of that frying pan

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>>12548008
>>White bitches in california be all like...

>> No.12548024

>>12547962
>I-it's just ociety changing and definitely not us trying to censor everything that hurts our feefees!!1
Nice try, sjw but you're not fooling anyone.

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>>12548021
>>>White bitches in california be all like...

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>>12548002
>>12548008
>>12548021
>>12548028
fuck off with that shit how is that even related to cooking

>> No.12548058

>>12547562
How did farting become so funny? I like to think that I’m a mature adult who finds humor in subversion of expectation or irony. But every time farts get involved I howl with laughter like some mental patient. I get kooky and crazy and can’t stop giggling at the thought of farting. It’s ridiculous

>> No.12548066

>>12548058
God has a sense of humor