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12539853 No.12539853 [Reply] [Original]

Give me one valid reason why you wouldn't eat this pizza - not because "Chef" Ramsay said it's bad.

>> No.12539861

>>12539853
you're right it looks good

>> No.12539863

>>12539853
Fuck off.

>> No.12539909
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The dough was raw, if it was left in the oven a bit longer it would be more appetizing.

>> No.12539917

>>12539853
he made several salient points in order to conclude that the pizza was bad, anon

>> No.12539919

>>12539853
I couldn't care less about "Cook" Ramsay. But that pizza is disgusting.

>> No.12539920

>>12539853
If the dough is looking down as I'm taking a slice it's undercooked. If the cheese is getting away from the slice as I take it there's probably too much of it or not the right kind. I mean look at the crust, that shit's is a fucking pain de campagne.

>> No.12539950

The pics on 4chan are cherry picked. If you actually watch it you'll see that the pizza is clearly undercooked, and the dough is way too thick

>> No.12539957

>>12539950
>the dough is way too thick

quite an understatement

>> No.12539963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiGbybsprjM
nothing wrong with the size of the calzone, he was right about the fillings being undercooked tho
the pizza is clearly raw, the dough is too thick and needed to be in for another two minutes, crust that size is a joke
nothing wrong with the hero

>> No.12539971

>>12539853
Would eat if high or drunk

>> No.12540015

>>12539963
what i find funny is that the dad's attitude clearly did not budge an inch, even after the visit to vegas

>> No.12540040

>>12540015
it‘s scripted idiot

>> No.12540042

He literally shit talks every single thing he ever eats on camera his opinions aren't worth a piece of my shit

>> No.12540051

>>12540015
no shit. but the way the guy treats his son seems real to me. always calling him names in a nasty tone and always telling him to "shut up", never looking him in the eye, never wanting to touch him when passing dishes around. this has always seemed like one of the only episodes, imo, where the nastiness seems very real. watch it again and pay closer attention.

>> No.12540053

>>12540051
forgot to add that i hate this episode because of how real the nastiness between them seems

>> No.12540061

>>12540051
>>12540053
both meant for you >>12540040
i'm retard tonight

>> No.12540102

>>12540040
t. never met an immigrant parent

>> No.12540114

>>12540042
Well gee, maybe it's because he's going to restaurants that are tens of thousands of dollars in debt with no regular business. I wonder why everything he ate at those places would be disgusting? Fuck, you're really dumb

>> No.12540135

>>12540114
yeah. people assume that good food is approximately randomly distributed and if there's 500 items on the menu, 1% of them have got to be good. but a place that has too many menu items is almost guaranteed to have 0% of anything actually good, because they don't care about high standards as displayed by sticking to things they can make well

>> No.12540173

>>12539853
I'm vegan. Boom.

>> No.12540176

>>12540173
Die

>> No.12540189

>>12539853
It's too big I wouldn't even be able to finish one slice

>> No.12540193

>>12540189
Are you aware of how fast a pussy dries up when you say manlet-tier things like that?

>> No.12540197

>>12540193
Are you aware that it dries up when I see fat people?

>> No.12540199

>>12540189
You have to be 18 or older to post on this website.

>> No.12540200

>>12540176
Huh?

>> No.12540205

>>12540193
Lard ass

>> No.12540209

>>12540197
>eating a piece of pizza makes you fat

Based snakeman

>> No.12540213

>>12540205
Cope

>> No.12540217

>>12540213
Cope with you being a fat cunt? Think I'll do just fine.

>> No.12540218

>>12539853
why did this particular moment trigger people so hard?

>> No.12540219

I don't like pizza much

>> No.12540231

>>12540218
Because people don't understand food standards and the standard for pizza here in America is very very low. See: any pizza chain. So when someone who knows what their talking about picks it apart, it triggers a lot of uneducated people. People who think they know anything about food because they can make a hamburger helper without burning it.

>> No.12540233

>>12539853
Undercooked, literally just cook it longer.

>> No.12540236
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12540236

>plays with the food for 10 minutes before tasting it
>complains that its cold

>> No.12540246

>>12540236
He doesn't do that though. He maybe picks a couple things apart a then tries it. The food should be more than a couple degrees above room temperature, faggot

>> No.12540301

>>12540231
But why this moment and not any of a hundred other similar ones on Kitchen Nightmares?

>> No.12540437

>>12539853
it looks greasy as fuck and disgusting honestly

>> No.12540994

There's meat on it

>> No.12541025

>>12540301
prolly cuz it looks good in the pic to the average pleb like me, and also it looks hilariously cartoonishly big. sometimes stuff just happens to taste bad or is badly present or not fresh, but in this instance the thing that's wrong comes through the photo very clearly

>> No.12541070
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12541070

Cowboy Burger

>> No.12541075

>>12539853
looks bad.

>> No.12541351

>>12539853
The real problem is that it's supposed to be a "thin crust pizza"

>> No.12541422

>>12541070
looks pretty good desu

>> No.12541667

>>12541351
>the waitresses face when she tell him that is the thin crust
so close to laughing

>> No.12541679

>>12541070
Him trying to eat it made me cringe.

>> No.12541993

>>12539853
I think that place is still open in Denver. Haven't eaten there, but it looks like it's doing alright.