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Whats the best foods to eat for the purpose of developing a nice satisfying shit?
I mean like one of those shits that feels like taking your boots off after a long work day.
Like not spiky and hard, not runny and uncomfortable just semi-soft and massive so that its like popping a hige zit.
Or stretching your back after a lomg car ride.
Just a pleasent shit that leaves uour butthole tingling in a special way and you just want to lie on your stomach so it wont stop. Fucking orgasmic poop. What do i have to eat for this?

>> No.12535696

>>12535682
>satisfying shit
This term is subjective. What i consider satisfying is different than what you consider satisfying. Personally i enjoy the feeling of my anus ripped apart by a concrete monster log

>> No.12535711

>>12535682
>semi-soft and massive
Not a fan
If it doesn't feel like a 11+ inch transgirl is dismounting from fucking my ass, then I don't want it

>> No.12535732

>>12535682
Eat a fuckload, not too much fat and if you want it soft, some fiber but just a regular amount.

For the people who want to eject the washington monument out their ass, no fiber at all for the authentic ass-destroying experience. Substitute bread with white bread, no vegetables, no fruit, etc

>> No.12535742

is this the village idiot meetup thread?

>> No.12536155

>>12535742
Huh?

>> No.12536232

>>12535696
Have you considered a 10 on 1 interracial double anal gangbang?

>> No.12536251

>>12535742
You sent out the invites so get to the point because I've got a small saucepan that I'm considering wearing as a hat and I don't want anyone to steal it whilst I'm wasting time here.

>> No.12536255

>>12536232
I've had already, but sadly it doesn't compare to concrete

>> No.12536256

Beans are a good start.

>> No.12536268

>>12535682
I don't know whether or not this is bait, but I empathize. I've hit that point in my life where I realize there are only a few, genuine and simple pleasures left that I can reliably enjoy, and taking a good dump is one of them.

>> No.12536277

>>12535742
>omg he mentioned POOP so embarrassing!! :(

>> No.12536279
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12536279

Psyllium seed husks, i put on spoon into my oatmeal and have the bist shits in my life since.

>> No.12536476

Raisin Bran

>> No.12536481

Lots of meat

>> No.12536488

>>12536279
Looks like nail clippings

>> No.12536492

>>12535742
More like the village idiot meetup board.

>> No.12536535

>>12536492
>>>/x/

>> No.12536642

>>12536268
I agree with you. There's something about having to go Super Saiyan 3 to drop a huge load and feel the relief afterwards.

>> No.12536705
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12536705

Who's in charge here! I want to see the manager immediately!!!

>> No.12536717

How do you get one of those pees that are better than sex?

>> No.12536743

>>12536717
Contract gonorrhea, get treatment and enjoy your first painless piss after a few weeks of burning.

>> No.12536765

>>12536717
Shake your penis for longer and harder at the end.

>> No.12536779

>>12535682
Lentils or any complex carb high in fiber

>> No.12536886

>>12535682
I haven't had one like this since 2004, I think. I have slight gluten intolerance and never can shit much of a turd.

>> No.12536894

>>12535696
>This term is subjective. What i consider satisfying is different than what you consider satisfying. Personally i enjoy the feeling of my anus ripped apart by a concrete monster log
>say it's subjective
>proceeds to define what a satisfying shit is to everyone
Bicurious anons just fear to admit they enjoy that, but I'm straight and I enjoy that shit.

>> No.12536904

>>12535682
Psyllium husk. I know the experience of giving birth to a log the size of a child's arm in one smooth push over the course of a second.

Heavenly.

>> No.12536939

>>12536904
I'm bothered that this sounds highly enjoyable to me.

Will see about them husks.

>> No.12536968

>>12536904
On my shopping list. Can I find this in a regular supermarket?

>> No.12537090

>>12535682
sounds gay

>> No.12537433

>>12535742
>>12536492
Laughed out loud audibly.

>> No.12537445

Stop eating so much meat and get some fiber in your body so you can properly process everything. Veganism will give you perfect shits every time.

>> No.12537716

>>12536968
Dunno. I order it off of Amazon to get my preferred brand. The finer the grind the better it gels, so you want powder. I drink it with mio. The texture plus my favorite mio flavors make it a drink to look forward to daily, not even considering the gargantuan logs that freely fly from your bowels.

>> No.12538591

>>12537090
Based and poop-pilled

>> No.12540316

Bump.

>> No.12540368

>>12535682
Good sir you must indulge in curry from the finest Indian takeaway establishment.

>> No.12540373

>>12535742
No, so you should keep looking for it

>> No.12540435

>>12535682
huge bowl of oats with milk

>> No.12540525

Beets

>> No.12540821

>>12536968
You'll find it if your supermarket sells vegan/fad diet stuff, it'll usually be with the oats. It's not too hard to find, I've even seen it in Aldi

>> No.12541957
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12541957

>>12537433
>>>r/eddit

>> No.12541990

>>12541957
Yes you are.

>> No.12542026
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12542026

>>12541990
S E E T H I N G

>> No.12542079

>>12541990
Just don't reply to anons who post that way, it's like making eye-contact with a hobo while walking down the street.