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12514960 No.12514960 [Reply] [Original]

Literally no one I have ever met in my life likes these
Who the fuck is possibly buying them
Why are they still being made

>> No.12514968

>>12514960
Sorry OP, but that's the candy that every straight person on the planet loves. Only gays don't know that it's the best.

>> No.12514972

>>12514968
This

>> No.12514974

>>12514960
I’ve never actually had one.
I’ve also not seen these in years. Are you sure they’re even around still?

>> No.12514983

They're enjoyable, but I rarely eat them. Maybe a few every three years.

>> No.12514986

The U2 of candy. Inexplicably popular forever but not a single verifiable case of any humans actually enjoying them.

>> No.12514997
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>>12514986
remember when itoddlers were forced to have a u2 album on their itunes?

>> No.12515003
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12515003

can someone explain why they taste like bananas? why not make them circus bananas then?

>> No.12515006

>>12514986
>>12514997
Quit replying to yourself, dipshit.

>> No.12515016
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12515016

>>12515006
>t. itoddler that had u2 permanently on her iphone

>> No.12515026

>>12515016
Phoneposting, and 2007 Celeron D 2.0GHz posting at the same time, brilliant strategy.

>> No.12515033

>>12515026
Found the boomer!

>> No.12515055

>>12515033
Did your mom buy you that Celeron D to make you shut up about not being able to play TF2, and now you're reduced to shitposting all day because it can't run Fortnite?

>> No.12515068

>>12515033
Actual 30 year old boomer here. >>12515055 is actually a zoomer, no true boomer knows what the fuck TF2 means. What the other anon said about him being seething about U2 being on his phone is correct though.

>> No.12515082

>>12515068
I don't even know what your faggot ass is on about anymore. How about this: You are a faggot nigger bitch and you will die a virgin in your mother's basement after you kill yourself.

>> No.12515083

>>12515003
Because why would anyone eat peanut flavored candy?

>> No.12515102
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>>12515082
you seem upset

>> No.12515151

>>12514968
Yeah I bet you love getting together with all your strait friends to put those circus nuts in your mouths.

>> No.12515303

I know one guy who loves them shits. I bust his balls about his taste in candies. Basically, he only likes shit geriatric fucks eat, like circus peanuts and those no name hard candy variety packs sold at dollar stores. So there's at least one.

>>12514975
I was in a dollar store yesterday. Not only are they still a thing, but they now come in different varieties.

>> No.12515406

>>12515303
How tf did my comment to >>12514974 go elsewhere? that's fucking weird.

>> No.12515418

>>12514986
U2, circus peanuts, double headed dragon dildos and heroin have a lot in common: someone's buying that shit, but no one's admitting anything.

>> No.12515424

>>12515418
i admit to two of those, but I'd never get near the really nasty stuff (u2 and circus peanuts)

>> No.12515446

>>12514960
I like them. I thought about buying some earlier today but I didn't.

>> No.12515543

>>12514960
I like um, nice texture, not too sweat

>> No.12515564

>>12514960
They make me horny for some reason. Eating them make me thing about rubbing it off on a woman with plump thighs in white knee-high socks while she's donned in a pink dress. I can taste her plump ass and hear her giggles as she wags seductively for me to give her the meat. It's a weird sensation. No other foods does this for me.

>> No.12516194

i eat whole packages of circus peanuts and then drink pepsi so i instantly vomit orange foam

>> No.12516216

>>12514960
My retard gf likes them, but she basically has pica and will eat paper. I think she may be a goat cursed to take human form.

>> No.12516317

>>12515564
24thpbp

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>>12514960
those are shit, the only good ones are from melster
and I buy them occasionally

>> No.12516422

>>12515564
seek help for your mental condition

>> No.12516428

>>12516422
It's not a mental condition.
Well then, what does eating circus peanuts make you think of?

>> No.12516669

>>12515564
I get the same way except with thigh high socks so you can see a little bit of the butt push out over the elastic.

>> No.12516839
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12516839

These are extremely popular in the UK. They're like circus peanuts but strawberry

>> No.12516874

>>12515016
btfo

>> No.12516915

>>12516839
based really talk me back

>> No.12516947

>>12516839
Now THAT sounds like something edible. Fuck banana-flavoured candy. I'd love strawberry marshmallows though.

>> No.12517199

>>12515303
Am at Dollar Tree now. Can confirm.

>> No.12517210

>>12514960
My great uncle loved these. They were among the four things he always kept next to his recliner, the other three being his Playboy collection, bags of Cheetos that he'd share with his cat, and his WW2 medals.