/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12506851]

Dominos in Houston will soon deliver with this self-driving robot.
Yeah. 'Bout time.

[Anonymous No.12507067]

>>12506851
Based

[Anonymous No.12507093]

>>12506851
>Piloting this program in a 30% white city
Yeah, I think I see how this is going to go wrong.

[Anonymous No.12507117]

>>12506851
How will this even work? An honor system that you don’t take every order stocked in it?

[Anonymous No.12507202]

>>12507117
You put in a PIN and get only your order

[Anonymous No.12507206]

>>12507117
>>12507093
>>12507202
>monkeys follow car
>ambush person who unlocks it
>gibs me dat
>person who unlocked it now has to pay for all the food stolen
kek

[Anonymous No.12507209]

>>12507202
or you put in a brick and take what you want

[Anonymous No.12507216]

>>12507117
You pay electronically so it's tied to your identity. And there's a camera on it right there. They'll just charge you for what you take. "HOW WILL THEY SOLVE THIS IMMEDIATELY OBVIOUS PROBLEM THAT ENGINEERS GET PAID TO WORK ON 8 HOURS A DAY WHILE I LOB CRITIQUES FROM A DINGY BEDROOM? CLEARLY I HAVE DEBUNKED THIS EVENTUALITY."

[Anonymous No.12507222]

>>12507206
thems called reperatitions for slavery n shit white boi. money for poorgrams n preaching da word of jesus.

[Anonymous No.12507228]

>>12507206
mad you don’t have robo cars, flyover scum?

[Anonymous No.12507247]

>>12507222
>monkeys taking 'reparations' from other monkeys
>it's the ciiiiiirclllllle of liiiiiiife!

[Anonymous No.12507491]

>>12507117
>How will this even work? An honor system that you don’t take every order stocked in it?
It's like a vending machine.
>For this Domino’s deal, hungry robophobes can opt for a human delivery. Those OK with the robot will be issued a code to enter into a screen on the bot that opens one of its two compartments so they can collect their melted cheese and whatnot.
https://www.wired.com/story/nuro-dominos-pizza-delivery-self-driving-robot-houston/
I think you might be getting confused by the OP picture. I think that picture was meant to show off the holding capacity. In reality it's not going to do ten customers at the same time. It's one compartment per customer. Your stuff isn't mixed in with someone else's stuff.

[Anonymous No.12507785]

>>12507216

>there’s a camera on there

Why aren’t there cameras everywhere? There would be no more crime!

[Anonymous No.12507791]

>>12506851
That dinky shit will be culturally enriched within a week.

[Anonymous No.12507792]

How long before this lil nigga gets knocked the fuck over? 3 days? A week?

[Anonymous No.12507854]

>>12507785
>Why aren’t there cameras everywhere? There would be no more crime!
Modern ubiquity of surveillance has in fact been proposed as an explanation for historical falling crime rates. Also people clearly behave differently when they believe they're being watched.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawthorne_effect

[Anonymous No.12507921]

>>12507792
24 hours. It'll probably be broken down and sold for meth too

[Anonymous No.12507953]

>>12507854
Crime has fallen because blacks are being aborted before they can become criminals

[Anonymous No.12507968]

>>12507953
Blacks are only 13% of the population, it's not like they're going to commit a lot of crime regardless.

[Anonymous No.12507974]

>>12506851
Why would they do this in Houston? This place is a post-white nightmare.

[Anonymous No.12507981]

>>12507953
And thats a

[Anonymous No.12507982]

>>12507974
Probably the hardest area for Domino's to hire enough drivers because no one wants to get shot. Same reason all the Houston stores are behind bullet proof glass or cages.

[Anonymous No.12507986]

>>12507968
kek

[Anonymous No.12507988]

>>12507216
You're a heinously insufferable piece of shit. Go die in a tire fire.

[Anonymous No.12507993]

>>12507982
https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/papa-johns-delivery-driver-shot-killed-outside-n-harris-county-apartments/285-6ee5cd22-6e67-4a70-816d-29cc2bb2ce83
No joke

[Anonymous No.12507994]

>>12507982
damn. imagine your city is so bad that a new robot is invented to serve people that humans are no longer willing to

[Anonymous No.12507998]

>>12507994
We are living in the cyberpunk future you goofballs are always going on about

[Anonymous No.12508008]

>>12507998
It's more Zombie Apocalypse while staring at $200 android phones from Cricket wireless and taking shitty 720p videos of weave pulling fights.

[Anonymous No.12508010]

>>12506851
You mean I have to waddle my fat ass to the fucking curb for my pizza? Fuck that, you send a boi to bring it to my door or I ain't payin you sheeeit

[Anonymous No.12508022]

What’s stopping people from being “fake robbed” and getting all the pizza for themselves and their accomplice in crime?

[Anonymous No.12508023]

>>12507998
>burgerpunk 2077

[Anonymous No.12508037]

>>12508022
Not really any different from what people could already do in situations that don't involve robots. Also OP's picture just shows off how much holding capacity those things have. When they're actually delivering it's supposed to only have one person's order per compartment.

[Anonymous No.12508042]

>>12507228
I prefer neighbors who are only dark at night.

[Anonymous No.12508052]

>>12508037
A couple young bucks hopped up on jazz cigarettes could easily tip one of those over when it stops for a delivery.

[Anonymous No.12508061]

>>12506851
Now with 50% less phlegm.

[Anonymous No.12508063]

>>12508052
Tipping it over wouldn't give you access to the interior.

[Anonymous No.12508069]

>>12508063
No, you tip it over, throw it in the back of your 1994 Chevy Cheyenne and crack it open at home.

[Anonymous No.12508073]

>>12508063
im just going to throw a brick through it, no big deal

[Anonymous No.12508074]

>>12508063
That's when you call Debo over wit the cinder blocks

[Anonymous No.12508077]

>>12506851
>transp-o nur-o

>>12507117
>>12507206
>>12507093
>>12507791
ummm looks like a japan thing you idiots?

[Anonymous No.12508078]

>>12507968
>it's not like they're going to commit a lot of crime regardless.

[Anonymous No.12508083]

>>12508022
>committing a crime just for a $10 pizza

[Anonymous No.12508085]

>>12508069
>>12508073
>>12508074
So do you guys tip over and crack open ATMs too? Why is everyone so obsessed with nitpicking new technology to death? What's the appeal to being negative all the time?

[Anonymous No.12508089]

>>12506851
SO WHAT PERCENTAGE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TIP ROBO CAR

[Anonymous No.12508091]

>>12508085
Shut it faggot. I'll tip you right the fuck over.

[Anonymous No.12508093]

>>12508085
Because I live in Houston and we just can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.12508094]

>>12508085
on the contrary, im very excited for this. and second of all, there isnt enough time to tip over and crack an ATM, you have to take it with you.

[Anonymous No.12508100]

>>12508089
The robo-car expects at least 20% or it will run you over

[Anonymous No.12508103]

What’s stopping people from drawing dicks and racist shit on it? Imagine having your little girl come out and pick the pizza with you just for her to see all the graffiti

[Anonymous No.12508105]

>>12508085
Does someone have the US vending machines vs Japanese vending machines picture? Please post it in response to this post.

[Anonymous No.12508108]

>>12508083
>never lived around niggers

[Anonymous No.12508110]

>>12506851
How long until they design robots that can spit in your food?

[Anonymous No.12508111]

*drops all my cum socks in the pizza chamber*

[Anonymous No.12508119]

>>12508111
>not having a jade vase for catching and storing seed

[Anonymous No.12508123]

>>12508119
I have an old Kirkland Cashew container. Works great.

[Anonymous No.12508129]

>>12508119
So what you will just pour it on the pizza boxes?

[Anonymous No.12508132]

>>12508123
Kirkland's pretty premium, that's a good jade substitute

[Anonymous No.12508135]

>>12508089
you know what, I bet they will institute something like that, just because Americans are so conditioned to doing it, it'd be leaving free money on the table not to. Add a cute little smiley face to the interface with a smile that gets bigger the more you tip. fug this is one of those ideas I actually need to develop before someone else gets to again

[Anonymous No.12508136]

>>12508129
More like smear. It becomes like a soft cheese after a period of time. Aged one might say

[Anonymous No.12508142]

>>12508132
Plus it's clear so I can keep score better.

[Anonymous No.12508167]

>>12508103
>What’s stopping people from drawing dicks and racist shit on it?
How is this a new robot problem? Graffiti's been around since forever. You faggots have the most ridiculous complaints.

[Anonymous No.12508173]

>>12508167
I don't think you understand how people treat inanimate objects in poor neighborhoods

[Anonymous No.12508176]

>>12508167
I guess my point is that unless they are going to try it out in River Oaks, The Woodlands, Katy, or Sugar Land it's going to end up as decoration in some shitty apartment in Greenspoint.

[Anonymous No.12508196]

>>12508173
>>12508176
It's really not that complicated. They'll deploy it. Problems will come up. They'll implement solutions to problems. You're not coming up with anything the Nuro people haven't already dwelled on to death in their time doing the grocery delivery application of their autonomous vehicles. Why it's so exciting to scream "what about X?" at anyone trying something new I will never understand.

[Anonymous No.12508198]

>>12508196
Why discuss anything?

[Anonymous No.12508199]

>>12508196
I'd agree with you, but Houston is the last market I think this would work in.

[Anonymous No.12508204]

>>12508198
Discussing stuff's fine. Being a "what about this?" chimp is obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.12508211]

>>12507968
What's 13%, but also half

[Anonymous No.12508212]

>>12508196
only way to save robots from niggers is to have a zero tolerance security and tampering system on it. May it be a flamethrower, gun or some kind of electrical discharge system. Even far enough to have it self destruct. Even then they'd still try cuz its "free" food

[Anonymous No.12508214]

>>12508211
Most of Houston's problems.

[Anonymous No.12508215]

How long will it wait for me to pickup my za?

[Anonymous No.12508216]

>>12508204
Sorry sir. It will never happen again. My mistake.

[Anonymous No.12508221]

>>12507993
Sounds like they knew the driver to me

[Anonymous No.12508231]

>>12508215
5 minutes, you get another 5 minutes for each $5 you tip in advance, if you don't pick it up in time the za is ejected from a compressed air cannon through your window

[Anonymous No.12508237]

>>12508221
That's a chance, more likely they were just trying to steal his delivery money.

[Anonymous No.12508238]

>>12508204
>chimp
>houston thread
Fucking racist

[Anonymous No.12508251]

>>12508238
Mexican neighborhoods are safer, but not by much. They have awesome restaurants though if you like Tex-Mex. Taquerias Arandias leaps to mind and if you like weird third world foods Fiesta is a great supermarket.

[Anonymous No.12508527]

>>12507968
If sarcastic, kek.
If serious, double kek and pic related.

[Anonymous No.12508828]

>>12508212
>block destroying pizza bots when?

[Anonymous No.12508912]

This is sad and will just cut down on jobs for young people starting out.

[Anonymous No.12508920]

>>12508912
shouldn't have kept pushing for that ever increasing minimum wage, wagie

[Anonymous No.12508997]

>>12507206
And why couldn't they just go around robbing people whether they were ordering pizza or not?

[Anonymous No.12509008]

>>12507228
Texas is flyover though

[Anonymous No.12509023]

>>12508196
It will be expensive if it's anywhere downtown like any of the wards or EaDo, it would have to exclusively be in a rich area or nogs are going to dismantle the thing to a chop shop, in Houston they steal rims and do smash and grabs everywhere, you think a driverless car is going to last?

[Anonymous No.12509035]

Nevar foget

[Anonymous No.12509048]

>>12507988
He's not wrong crybaby

[Anonymous No.12509055]

>”after our trial period, we are pleased to announce version 2”

[Anonymous No.12509062]

>>12506851
Everything feels nostalgic...

[Anonymous No.12509064]

>>12508196
B-but... I am a super genius who sees things others dont...

[Anonymous No.12509072]

it will get deployed. it will be stolen for parts. they will scrap the parts. soifag engineers will be looking for new jobs

[Anonymous No.12509102]

robots should always be broken

support human jobs

[Anonymous No.12509173]

>>12508912
they should learn useful skills before the get to working age, then. society is getting more specialized, it's unavoidable.

[Anonymous No.12509207]

>>12509173
kill technerds

[Anonymous No.12509462]

>>12509102
Robots replacing a few of these jobs is probably more of a good thing desu, min wage corp retail is the job with arguably the worst stress/pay ratio in a first world country, and pizza delivery can actually be pretty fucking dangerous.

[Anonymous No.12509475]

>>12508069
That thing's gonna have some equivalent of lowjack on it for sure, you could do that but it'd take a considerably more time, effort and intelligence than gud bois would be willing to put in.

[Anonymous No.12509527]

>>12509102
Fuck jobs.
We can soon reach NEET nirvana when literally nothing matters.

[Anonymous No.12509563]

>>12507206
>ambushing the person unlocking it
>implying they couldn't just smash the windows in with something big and heavy the moment it stops at a red light
>>12508997
Attacking a living person is a lot riskier than attacking a pizza delivery robot.

[Anonymous No.12509567]

>>12508196
>Problems will come up. They'll implement solutions to problems.
"It doesn't matter what valid problems there are, surely the big smart science men will develop solutions!"
Like if you're gonna fucking debate like this then you need to offer solutions to problems and not just say "oh someone smarter than my retarded ass will fix it"

[Anonymous No.12509576]

>>12507216
Chill out spazzoid it's not like you honestly even know. Retard.

[Anonymous No.12509593]

>>12509527
there will be no neet nirvana, you will simply be unemployed and starve while the rich have robot workeds do everything

[Anonymous No.12509612]

>>12506851
BIX NOOD MO FUGGA

*steals all the pizza*
*Destroys the car because LMAO WORLD STAAAAAAAAR YO FINNA PUT THIS ON THE VINE LMAO!*

*white kids mimick this behavior because they hate mommy and daddy and lack culture*

Dominoes announces : We are pulling back on the future release of this Demo. China and Japan will soon see it served in their countires exclusively.

[Anonymous No.12509629]

>>12509563
daimyo, what if...what if self-driving cars don't even need windows. In enriched neighborhoods, they could basically just be steel-armored vans with slots that open

[Anonymous No.12509652]

>>12509612
and then they'll complain about "food deserts" lmao

[Anonymous No.12509671]

>>12509629
But they're not. They're what's in the OP.
>slots that open
That means the delivery van is going to need some mechanism to eject whatever boxes are required for the order. Probably some system to read barcodes on boxes or something. Either way it's going to double the complexity of the delivery vehicle as-is.
But they don't have that. They have whatever's in the OP and it's going to fail miserably.

[Anonymous No.12509689]

>>12509593
And who will consume the products of their corporations?

[Anonymous No.12509707]

>>12509689
they wont need them.

they will no longer need the underclass as labour nor as consumers.

they will be killed off or left to starve outside their gated cities

and robots will enforce their will without mercy or compassion

[Taco Pal No.12509710]

>>12507216
Reinforced steel and only deliver pizza by placing each pizza in a secure box. Not use a big door to cramp everything there.

[Anonymous No.12509738]

These things are piloted by people overseas and not actually using artificial intelligence.

[Anonymous No.12509757]

>>12509612
boonk gang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yorc7YIgrc

[Anonymous No.12509780]

>>12506851
What stops someone from just grabbing all the pizzas?

[Anonymous No.12509787]

>>12509780
What stops someone from grabbing all the pizza in a Walmart freezer?

[Anonymous No.12509794]

>>12509787
Security? A human being that is capable of doing such a thing.

[Anonymous No.12509803]

>>12509794
Are you 12 years old?

People just walk out of grocery stores with stolen shit all the time. There's no "security" that's going to do anything 95% of the time. You live in a fantasy world.

[Anonymous No.12509806]

>>12506851
When will theives start using automated robots to steal from it?

[Anonymous No.12509823]

>>12509806
theft is usually for impulsive, low future-orientation individuals. on the scale of pizza it wouldn't work. Usually the people with the skills to pull it off would make more money doing something legit. But not always and that is where things are interesting, as no one expects an automated thief and won't know what to look out for

[Anonymous No.12509904]

>>12508085
Remember the "hitch hiking" robot that went through multiple countries in Europe and then was destroyed in Philadelphia? That's why.

[Anonymous No.12510002]

>>12507216
Wow a camera? Boy oh boy I didn’t realize. This thing is a fuckin’ mobile Fort Knox!

[Anonymous No.12510024]

ayo low key finna yeet sum wH*te boi an gemmi sum free pizza nigga

[Anonymous No.12510100]

>>12509008
>the fourth largest city in America, situated 15 miles from the gulf of mexico, is flyover
Hm

[Anonymous No.12510110]

>>12509738
Kek. Fucking chinks I swear

[Anonymous No.12510145]

>>12509803
We do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cNXU5bw0aU

[Anonymous No.12510157]

>>12508110
>they can't produce their own boogers & cum to spite retarded patrons with
>100 years from now when automation finally automates even roboticists, most people will be forced to work in the booger & cum factories

[Anonymous No.12510197]

>>12509527
NEET nirvana only happens if we can get the average republican voter to learn the difference between a basic income and gibsmedats.
That or do nothing and wait patiently til the boomers finally start dying, which is much more likely to wind up working out.

[Anonymous No.12510217]

>>12509563
>Attacking a living person is a lot riskier than attacking a pizza delivery robot.
Assuming they're not heavily armed and equipped with KITT.

[Anonymous No.12510230]

>>12507228
I live in middle Tennessee and we just got Amazon's 1st party delivery service/tracking last month. We're all pretty excited. Maybe next year we'll get computers.

[Anonymous No.12510234]

>>12508089
Increased delivery fee from $1.50 to $6 or something "to offset maintenance costs of robot car"

[Anonymous No.12510240]

>>12509629
>Armored vans for the ethnic neighborhoods.
That's as racist as the bullet proof glass at shops, and you know it.

[Anonymous No.12510280]

This breaks the remote-controlled car.

[Anonymous No.12510299]

>>12510234
>next up on CNN: A System of Exploitation: Why are businesses profiteering with higher fees in impoverished urban areas? Is it racism? Or just heartless greed?

[Anonymous No.12510307]

>>12509671
as is for food delivery, this wouldn't meet food safety codes, I'm pretty sure. Anyone could tamper (even unintentionally) with everyone else's food. These things could be a wheeled biological warfare delivery system without more security. They'll certainly have to fix the OP pic before sending it out

[Anonymous No.12510313]

>>12510280
Papa Johns branded pizza pirates when? I dont see these lasting long in Houston, who has ideas on how to stop them bitches and take the precious cargo?

[Anonymous No.12510319]

>>12506851
I wonder what will happen to it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/04/us/hitchhiking-robot-safe-in-several-countries-meets-its-end-in-philadelphia.html

[Anonymous No.12510325]

>just got a pizza delivery job

why does capitalism do this to me

[Anonymous No.12510329]

>>12510240
Not wanting to be murdered by niggers isn’t racism.

[Anonymous No.12510346]

>>12508204
chimps are definitely the problem.

[Anonymous No.12510350]

>>12510329
But I thought your being able to carry your penis compensating popgun was all you needed, lol!

[Anonymous No.12510373]

>>12510350
What are the demographics of the area in which you reside?

[Anonymous No.12510421]

>>12507993
RIP the fallen drivers everywhere. Doesnt sound like it was random to me

[Anonymous No.12510424]

>>12510373
40% southern rednecks, 20% white northern transplants, 40% black.

[Anonymous No.12510578]

>>12509072
>it will get deployed. it will be stolen for parts. they will scrap the parts. soifag engineers will be looking for new jobs
>>12509102
>robots should always be broken
>>12509207
>kill technerds
lol, holy shit the desperation. If it makes you idiots feel any better everyone's going to be made obsolete by automated solutions sooner or later. Human bodies aren't made out of magic and many of the tasks thought least likely to be automation-capable have already been figured out.
>inb4 just work as the guy who maintains / repairs automations
Let's say this repair guy position is somehow the exception and nobody ever figures out how to automate maintenance (pretty ridiculous and wrong, but for the sake of argument let's pretend it's true). OK, now everyone's out of work except you. How are you going to make money without any paying customers? Once automation gets above a certain percentage of labor even the people NOT out of work will still have a problem since the old fashioned model depends on lots of other people being employed so they can give their money to you in exchange for the services and products you're working to provide.
It'll be a problem for everyone. No need to try to make it an us vs. them deal.
Personally I'd rather see it happen quickly and get it over with than have it drag out over a very long transition period where unemployed people are stuck in limbo prior to the issue being addressed. A large problem that impacts everyone in the shorter term is more likely to result in workarounds that keep people from simply being termed and left without a way to take care of themselves.

[Anonymous No.12510600]

>>12509023
>you think a driverless car is going to last?
Zero doubt autonomous vehicles will persist and expand massively in scope. The demand and potential profits for this are way, way too high for fucking vandalism of all things to be a serious limiting factor. Vandalism will exist. Theft will exist. And neither will matter anywhere near as much as a lot of you are imagining. Even the bare minimum lowest effort non-solution of eating the cost for damages as part of your business model would still be pretty fucking profitable. And chances are good there will be slightly higher effort ways implemented to keep those damage costs down.

[Anonymous No.12510629]

>>12510578
You
>automation is going to replace everyone in the job market
retards are the worst. It's as if you have zero ability to formulate ideas beyond what is right in front of you.
Looking back throughout history we've heard this again and again. Manual labor replaced by machines on the farm. Single-person manufacturing being replaced by the assembly line.
The whole industrial revolution was ripe with this idea that a majority of people would be displaced from work and unemployment would skyrocket, leading to recessions and whatnot.
It didn't happen then, and it won't happen now.

[Anonymous No.12510648]

>>12510629
>Looking back throughout history
No. There's no actual historical precedent for *universal* automation. Past instances you're thinking of involve streamlining one particular process with many others still needing human labor.

[Anonymous No.12510663]

>>12510648
>*universal* automation
You are literally retarded.
There is no such thing as universal automation. There is nothing even remotely close to 'universal automation' today. There will not be anything close to that for an extremely long time.
Your whole argument of vast unemployment relies on mystical technology that is so far from potentially existing that it's literally not even worth talking about.

[Anonymous No.12510673]

>>12510663
>There is no such thing as universal automation. There is nothing even remotely close to 'universal automation' today.
Nobody came anywhere close to claiming every form of labor is already automated. Not sure where you're getting that from.
>mystical technology
I'm a software developer for process automation. Have been for about ten years now. It's not mystical. Every budget season companies want to find ways to reduce headcounts. And I have never seen one company, not one, that hasn't had any sort of room for reducing headcount through process automation.

[Anonymous No.12510704]

>>12510673
>Nobody came anywhere close to claiming every form of labor is already automated.
>>12510648
>*universal* automation
&
>everyone's going to be made obsolete by automated solutions sooner or later
Right there, bub.
What processes do you automate?
I'm not saying automation doesn't exist. I'm saying there will never be a future where /everything/ is automated. Outside of potential recessions the unemployment rate will never go above 20%

[Anonymous No.12510745]

>>12510350
Fun fact 92% of armed assaults and murders are committed by people who identify as democrat

[Anonymous No.12510764]

>>12510600
I don't think you understand how much people will steal, you can only eat those costs so much before you run out of capital and low income people's don't give two fucks if you go out of business it not or how much it costs you to repair the automated car for the $20 of scrap they got from it or whatever they target it for (rhodeium, fuvk if they need to destroy the whole thing to get $5 worth of gas they will)

[Anonymous No.12510804]

>>12510764
they dont even need to steal anything to destroy it, they'll do it for fun

[Anonymous No.12510818]

>>12510100
but when you call him flyover look as he recoils. "oh no! I've been found out!"

[Anonymous No.12510847]

>>12510764
>Order pizza using my name, address and credit card
>Domino's™ Delivery Bot 1000 arrives
>Cameras on Domino's™ Delivery Bot 1000 capture pictures of my face, height, gait analysis to determine at, 99.9% certainty, my identity
>My pizza is in its own delivery box, other boxes are locked
>Decide I'm still going to nignog it up and try and steal something off the Domino's™ Delivery Bot 1000
>Start pulling at trim pieces, screws, whatever I can get my hands on. Domino's™ Delivery Bot 1000 detects unusual behavior, emits a warning.
>Ignore warning and keep nigging away
>Domino's™ Delivery Bot 1000 emits final warning, notifies police of destruction of property
>Steals (any part) designed for Domino's™ Delivery Bot 1000
>(Part) doesn't fit on any other vehicle
>Can't sell them because no one else owns a Domino's™ Delivery Bot 1000
>Police are on their way, Domino's™ Delivery Bot 1000 provided them with my identity
>Police arrive and gun me down because I'm holding a slice of pizza that looks like a gun.

[Anonymous No.12510978]

>>12510745
Source?

[Anonymous No.12511117]

>>12510424
Well I hope a pack of feral niggers kill your kids.

[Anonymous No.12511193]

>>12510847
>Sheeeet

[Anonymous No.12511228]

>>12506851
what's stopping me from crashing in to this and killing myself?

[Anonymous No.12511251]

damn I (((love))) it when /pol/ and /ck/ join forces

[Anonymous No.12511275]

>>12511228
>Crazed driver crashes into Self-driving Pizza Car and then proceeds to get out of their car and blow their brains out.

[Anonymous No.12511364]

>>12510847
Or, you just tip it over for a laugh with your friends. Then the cops do nothing because investigating crimes sucks ass compared to handing out traffic tickets and you'll be on the street after 5 minutes any way.

[Anonymous No.12511381]

>>12506851
It's cute
But Niggers will ruin it

[Anonymous No.12511452]

>>12510280
The most expensive ones max at 140 feet and cost like 800 USD. Enjoy your 60 feet jamming that may not even stop it.

[Anonymous No.12511518]

>>12510704
That reference to *universal* automation is a reference to the future, not the present.
>What processes do you automate?
A lot more of the white collar / office pro esses (although we've done physical applications too, like cutting out astronomical expenses in field technician labor for businesses needing to handle getting cutomers functional following network sunsets like 2G in the past or 3G more recently). Finance / Accounting has come up a lot. A lot of roles in accounts receivable, accounts payable, collections, and all manner of "analyst roles" frequently involve directly automation capable tasks. In general if someone can explain how to do it to a new hire you can write a program that does it instead, with lots of businesses not having done so yet simoly because they're running around putting out shorter term fires. Workforce / call center operations come up too. You can overhaul a company's IVR / digital customer facing platforms to get rid of unnecessary bodies.
Interestingly a lot of *programming* roles can be automated even more readily than labor you might think is less complicated. So it's not like people in my line of work are any safer.

[Anonymous No.12511557]

>>12506851
Well, I have to say, that's a pretty neat gizmo they have there. It's quite "cute" dare I say lol. But, before I leave this thread, I just have to ask. I wonder if the people who made this have noticed one little flaw in their grand scheme to deliver pizzas in one city as a proof of concept not a permanent fixture of pizza delivery. I'm just curious if these so called "geniuses" and "expert" have asked themselves one little question, heh.
*pushes glasses up on bridge of nose*
*lenses glint in the light*
I mean, the problem is obvious isn't it? Maybe not. I don't mean to be egotistical, but I'm quite the polymath.
*adjusts grandpas hand-me-down tie*
While I feel I am quite ahead of my peers in maturity and intelligence, I can't believe actual engineers and industrial designers didn't think of it.
*adjusts oversized hand-me-down sportscoat worn to appear well-dressed and sophisticated*
Did they even wonder what would happen if...
*watches a Jordon Peterson lecture*
Did they even consider that someone might...
*Agrees with Sam Harris on Islam but contests his atheism*
How could they not wonder...
*Salts his cutting board*
What would happen if someone tries to STEAL the pizza?
*Posts video about 'zatards literally DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC*

[Anonymous No.12511583]

>>12510704
>>12511518
PS:
>Outside of potential recessions the unemployment rate will never go above 20%
I think I mentioned this a bit already, but part of the problems we'll need to address with where we're headed is that even a substantially higher but still much less than 100% unemployment rate could be a severe problem for the people still earning an income. Because our economic system as it is currently is predicated on the existence of consumrrs who can pay for goods and services. If half the people are no longer useful laborers the other half has a lot fewer people buying what they produce, so you're fucked either way.

[Anonymous No.12511610]

>>12511557
lol, exactly. Why do people love nitpickery so much? Seems like everyone wants to do detail criticism and no one wants to go in the opposite direction and imagine the even broader scope opportunities. I think maybe it feels safer to be cynical and take pot-shots than it does to be more positive.

[Anonymous No.12511637]

>>12511557
Well done.

[Anonymous No.12511642]

>>12511637
*smirks menacingly*
dilate

[Anonymous No.12511648]

>cool new technology
>finds a way to make it about race
Is this the power of the redpill?

[Anonymous No.12511654]

>>12511642
cope

[Anonymous No.12511661]

>>12511583
Well some of the more enlightened democracies are starting to guarantee a minimum income to everyone and the revenue comes from taxes on the fatcats profiting from it so a paradigm is being established.

Look, back in the 60's when mainframe computers started performing tasks that were previously manual people started talking about a future of leisure. What happened? Everyone ends up being und3r more pressure and working longer hours to keep up with the rapidity of information processing. We're reaching a catharsis in the very near future though where there's nothing for them to do that's going to make Cletus losing his anachronistic coal mining job look like a chigger bite.

[Anonymous No.12511673]

>>12507117
Little Ceasars has their pizza portal things which acts like a giant heat lamp to keep their stuff warm. Someone goes in, enters a PIN or QR banner, get's their pizza and leaves.
But I highly suggest we hire Roof Koreans to sit on top of these vehicles and shoot any pizza burglars.

[Anonymous No.12511693]

>>12511661
>>12511583
You guys assume the economy will remain as it is today as automation begins replacing more of the current workforce.
You assume people are unable to change and that markets don't adapt to new technologies.
There will always be jobs for people to do, regardless of whatever automation innovation comes around.

[Anonymous No.12511717]

>NOW I CAN ORDER TENDIES FROM DOMINOS AND I DONT HAVE TO INTERACT WITH OTHER HUMANS EVER!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12511733]

>>12511673
The theft thing seems like such a non-issue to me. Realistically you can just roll out with minimal security and take the first couple of months more as data collection than an attempt to earn lots of money. If the damages are below some arbitrary small amount, you change nothing and you're done. And if damages exceed that amount the you start investing in more robust security.
I think the more critical people here are also overlooking how these businesses have plenty of time to make use of hybrod approaches while still learning what works and what doesn't. None of these things roll out on day 1 autonomous with zero human support. It's pretty low effort to just have a guy follow the drone around and intervene as needed.
I remember when I was in high school and working at a grocery store we were one of the first locations to try self-service kiosks. And I lucked out and got to switch from being a regular cashier to managing / maintaining the self-scan machines.
Now did it defeat the purpose of self-scan to have a worker paid to maintain and handle exceptions for it? Not at all. Because you could have 1 worked for 10 self-scan machines, and that's just 1 location. Scale up to 100 locations and you've now cut out an extremely large chunk of labor needs even though you're not fully autonomous.

[Anonymous No.12511743]

>>12511717
This but unironically, and I don't care how much you spam the crying star wars kid to try to change my mind.

[Anonymous No.12511754]

>>12507216
mate abbos would just take the whole fucking vehicle to strip for parts and scrap metal.

[Anonymous No.12511777]

>>12511754
>Houston, TX
>Abbos

[Anonymous No.12511781]

>>12511777
checked
if its successful it will go worldwide

[Anonymous No.12511790]

>>12511754
>>12511781
If abos are that dangerous then you already had the problem long before robitics was added to the equation.

[Anonymous No.12511792]

>>12511777
>not opening the first abbo food truck in houston
Not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12512219]

>>12506851
what measures does it have to keep niggers from stealing pizza?

[Anonymous No.12513539]

>>12512219
>what measures does it have to keep niggers from stealing pizza?
Holographic projection of children claiming you're the father.

[Anonymous No.12513606]

>>12507216
>And there's a camera on it right there
oh, perfect! that always stops niggers from committing crimes.....

[Anonymous No.12513623]

>>12513606
Surveillance has a decent track record in deterring crime depending on some other factors like the kind of crime, the region it's used in, and how well supported the surveillance program is.

[Anonymous No.12513640]

the only time ive ever seen an armed robbery was a black bum from oklahoma holding up a kid delivering pizzas on a bike in downtown houston in 2012 and thats the only time ive ever been there. the bum was my drug hookup and on the fly tour guide too. i kinda wondered off a block and looked the other way because i had no idea he was about to do it.

funny as hell seeing people say dont worry no problemo when my one brief encounter of a dominos delivery person was him getting robbed

[Anonymous No.12513650]

>>12513640
>funny as hell seeing people say dont worry no problemo when my one brief encounter of a dominos delivery person was him getting robbed
>How could Domino's be trying this new technology when I have an entire one anecdote about robbery being a real thing that exists?
I really hope you're just pretending to be this stupid.

[Anonymous No.12513659]

>>12506851
Yeah im pretty sure that shit wont last

Never underestimate crackheads

Construction guys get held up for their tools. Imagine being that much of a lowlife. I mean its sort of expected but living in a city really puts bigass dents in your view of humans.

There was a food delivery robot in berkeley. Got set on fire within a week. Berkeley!
Dont trust american cities with that shit we aint japan.

[Anonymous No.12513661]

>>12513659
Also i live in LA right now but those new scooters you unlock n pay with your smartphone? A lot of those have their brakes fucked with. People find that out too late, often. Hilarious but a good example.

[Anonymous No.12513662]

>>12506851
Can't wait until it gets robbed/knocked over like that gay ass hitch hiking robot

[Anonymous No.12513673]

>>12507222
I'm laughing so hard my mouth literally hurts

[Anonymous No.12513693]

>>12513659
>>12513661
>>12513662
That's how security / safety innovations get developed. You deploy a new technology, it runs into trouble, you assess the cost of the trouble, and if the cost is high enough you get your new safety features.
A favorite example of this I have is early X-Rays. You know how in cartoons (or with Blanka in Street Fighter) getting electrocuted makes your skeleton visible? Which is really weird because that definitely isn't what electricity does in real life, right?
Turns out the first X-Ray machines were super-dangerous and electrocuted a bunch of people to death. So the cultural association between your skeleton being visible and electricity comes from that.
Point being though nobody decided X-Ray machines weren't going to work even though they had that glaring flaw to them. People rolled them out anyway, other people were maimed and killed, and eventually fixes were added to the design so that today this doesn't happen anymore.

[Anonymous No.12513702]

>>12508091
Based

[Anonymous No.12513703]

>>12513650
nah i get it just blows my mind seeing this thread when that happened. not like they're going to roll these into any neighborhood at any time without discrimination anyway

[Anonymous No.12513716]

>>12508215
> za
I want you to die.

[Anonymous No.12513718]

Dubs casts my Dominos order tonight.

[Anonymous No.12513727]

>>12506851
I’m not going to the sidewalk of my house or leaving my apartment to get pizza when current delivery men bring it to the door.

Call me when they make androids that come to the door and don’t ask for tip.

[Anonymous No.12513735]

>>12507968
Black men ages 18-40 are 3.5% of the US populatokn and yet make up 56% of all violent crime in the US, including 30% of rapes, and 52% of murders.

Coincidentally, Black men make up 56% of the violent prison population.

[Anonymous No.12513738]

>>12513727
Theyre called bio-robits.

[Anonymous No.12513743]

>>12510847
GGGGGGOOOOOODDD BBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEESSSS AAAAAAMMMMEEEERRRRRIIIIICCCCCCAAAAA

[Anonymous No.12513986]

>>12507202
what does a chuck and crowbar get you

[Anonymous No.12514016]

>>12507994
I know a guy who used to deliver in Houston. Entire city blocks are no go zones because managers got tired of their drivers getting robbed all the time

[Anonymous No.12514141]

>>12513727
Not long before these things drive up to your kerb and then launch a drone to carry your order to your door.

[Anonymous No.12514153]

>>12509035
The robot was asking for it

[Anonymous No.12515659]

>>12507968
Maximum cringe and maximum bluepilled. Pozzed as fuck.

[Anonymous No.12515864]

>>12515659
It's an obvious setup for the "despite being only 13 percent of the population..." punchline you autistic dummy.

[Anonymous No.12515962]

>>12515864
Incels are literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.12516044]

>>12513735
Yeah, that's what happens when you're isolated in ghettos and drugs are illegal so you engage in battles over lucrative distribution rights.

[Anonymous No.12516063]

>>12516044
Did ya see literally any other race do that in US history? US was pretty shit to everyone not-white, even some whites like the Irish. Yet niggers are the only ones who seem keen on wiping themselves out and just generally being a waste of space.

[Anonymous No.12516083]

>>12516063
Which other “races” were created here as a permanent underclass and violently discouraged from assimilating?

[Anonymous No.12516089]

>>12507968

[Anonymous No.12516092]

>>12516083
Chinese and koreans, hmong, even fucking middle eastern-ers. Instead of nignogging it up they develop their own thriving communities. Hell, some don't even learn to speak english.

[Anonymous No.12516101]

>>12516092
Not a single aspect of your (stock) reply addresses the question I posted.

[Anonymous No.12516109]

>>12516101
Can you not read? Do you not know about Chinese slaves in the US? They developed their own communities because they were so strongly rejected by whites.

[Anonymous No.12516133]

>>12516109
I am well aware of how Chinese immigrants were treated after they chose to move here. The fact that you keep implying that their situation is comparable suggests that it is you who is illiterate, not just functionally but historically as well.

[Anonymous No.12516142]

>>12516133
Okay. Let's forget about American then for a second.
Let's look at Africa. Violent, war-ridden wasteland because niggers there, who weren't enslaved by the USA, as still worthless pieces of shit.
>inb4 but the colonization
Yeah, India was colonized heavily by British too, in similar fashion, yet they're not as big as a shithole as Africa

[Anonymous No.12516148]

>>12516142
Why are you bringing up (apparently homogeneous) “Africa” in a discussion about Black Americans?

[Anonymous No.12516154]

we will get there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC2dRkm8ATU

[Anonymous No.12516166]

>>12516148
Because blacks in America are just as worthless and violent as the ones in Africa.

[Anonymous No.12516173]

>>12516166
>blacks
Amerimutt “race” classifications are meaningless outside of the United Sharts

[Anonymous No.12516179]

>>12516148
Look at any world map depicting race distribution and cross reference that with a map depicting GPD, violence, disease. Black-majority areas are always under performing, low-income, high-crime and riddled with disease.
World wide.
This is not a "USA fucked over black people" problem. It's "black people are just inherently shitty" problem

[Anonymous No.12516182]

>>12516179 see >>12516173

[Anonymous No.12516203]

>>12516173
>>12516182
Okay, instead of looking at amerifat race classification. Let's look at melanin content of the skin. We'll see the same trends.

[Anonymous No.12516206]

>>12516203
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.12516218]

>>12516142
The bongs built an infrastructure and used educated natives in administrative capacities. African colonizers did nothing but rape the natural resources while using the natives like animals. Blacks were treated similarly under slavery and jim crow in the US until jim crow was abolished in the 60's.

[Anonymous No.12516349]

>>12516206
[Literally any nation in Africa]

[Anonymous No.12516368]

>>12516349
So this is the power of FACTS and LOGIC...

[Anonymous No.12517003]

>>12506851
That thing is going to get robbed so fast

[Anonymous No.12517009]

>>12507228
Oh, so now Texas isn't flyover is it? Fuck off coastie cunt

[Anonymous No.12517082]

What measures does it take to prevent somebody from just BLOCKING the cameras?

Imagine it being extremely late to the next delivery because someone put a bag over it and an employee had to drive to its location and remove it.

[Anonymous No.12517614]

>>12516044
So why is the rate of violent crime the same for black men regardless of income when all other races see less violent crim at higher incomes.

[Anonymous No.12517637]

>>12511557
Sums the thread up. Stay poor retards

[Anonymous No.12517853]

>Mexican who made the pizza fucks up your order
>Take pizza out of the robot car
>It charges you right away
>Now you have to call them and say they fucked it up instead of the waggie
>"well uhhh....you took the pizza. Come drive all the way over here with the pizza for your order"

[Anonymous No.12517889]

>>12517082
>What measures does it take to prevent somebody from just BLOCKING the cameras?
>Imagine it being extremely late to the next delivery because someone put a bag over it and an employee had to drive to its location and remove it.
They're already having someone follow it around while they're in the trial period. So it'd be no trouble to deal with to begin with and they'd get plenty of information on how common something like that actually is. If one person tries it in three months than you're probably not going to make a big deal out of inventing some elaborate anti- camera disruption system.
All this thread's what if posts are fucking retarded by the way. This is why most of you are wagies for life. You're stuck picking your own ass for the most minor and easily addressed hypothetical non-problems to cry about while the people rolling out this autonomous pizza program could see the forest for the trees and are cashing in on it.

[Anonymous No.12517945]

>>12513693
Kind of shitty that you have to come up with all these security innovations because of a small percentage of the population that fucks things up for everybody.

[Anonymous No.12517966]

>>12506851
bout to order from dominos any coupons should I get regular crust or pan pizza? fuck all their coupons are bullshit two toppings but a good za needs like 3. but I also want leftovers for like all week. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.12517969]

>>12517945
>Kind of shitty that you have to come up with all these security innovations because of a small percentage of the population that fucks things up for everybody.
You don't have to necessarily. It's actually very common for businesses to just come up with their damages figure, determine it isn't high enough to bother caring about, and move on.
Seems like there's a fixation with perfection among a lot of the people here that most businesses definitely don't get hung up on. Good business is knowing you're far from perfect and prioritizing resources towards your big gains and big losses while letting the details do as they will for as long as they remain below some general threshold of caring.

[Anonymous No.12518111]

>>12507222
Black Africans had black African slaves.

[Anonymous No.12518288]

I remember when Canadian scientists/engineers created a hitch hiking robot to see how nice people are. It made it's way through all of Canada fine and then lasted abut 10 minutes when it got dropped off in Philly, it got completely fucking ruined the second it was taken there lmao

[Anonymous No.12518319]

>>12518288
Don't know why people keep bringing the hitchbot up. It was a whimsical nonprofit little toy thing that was thrown together with minimal effort and basically zero functionality. Pretty different from an autonomous vehicle making money delivering food. Unlike with the hitchbot the people investing in the food delivery vehicle have an incentive to see how it does and actually expand on it if it's seriously getting torn apart and stolen from on a frequent enough basis to begin to outweigh what it's saving in future manpower.

[Anonymous No.12518396]

>>12518111
Das rite!
Wait, no das fuckin racis.

[Anonymous No.12518419]

>i have to walk down to the street to retrieve my food
HELL NO, i wont stand for this bullshit

[Anonymous No.12518705]

>>12517966
them niggas still do deep dish? that was the shit back in the day. i used to fantasize about that crispy evenly baked goodness as a kid

[Anonymous No.12518719]

>>12509563
>Attacking a living person is a lot riskier than attacking a pizza delivery robot.
Yeah, I know. But I was responding to the guy that said they would ambush the PERSON ordering the pizza. Anyway, to your point, it wouldn't be much different than breaking into an empty store at night. The car will most likely be equip with an assload of cameras and have an alarm if something goes wrong. Obviously this isn't foolproof, but neither is the security system in a store or a warehouse. You'd have to be a moron to risk going to jail for a few a pizzas.