/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12504929]

That first sip of the day

[Anonymous No.12504935]

>>12504929
>high gravity
>slow brewed
>extra
Imagine making such a shitty brew that you have to shill the shit out of it on the label to impress people rather than letting your reputation of excellence precede you.

[Anonymous No.12504973]

>>12504929
when you want to get homeless-drunk for under $4
looks like bottled piss too fuck off with this

[Anonymous No.12505001]

>>12504929
whats goin on crew

[Anonymous No.12505006]

>>12504929
based

[Anonymous No.12505012]

my goto 40 when I'm feeling cheap

[Anonymous No.12505015]

>>12504929
>blocks your path

[Anonymous No.12505021]

>>12504935
It's fucking steel reserve, what do you want

[Anonymous No.12505025]

>>12504929
I've had at least two cans of steel almost everyday for close to a decade

[Anonymous No.12505038]

>>12504935
>being this fucking mad at a 40
Cope

[Anonymous No.12505048]

>>12504935

Wtf is high gravity anyway? Also I'm hungover as fuck and have massive beer shits. Fml

[Anonymous No.12505052]

>>12504929
For me it’s johnny walker blue label

[Anonymous No.12505079]

>>12505048
High alcohol content (relative to other malt beverages). Kind of a farce though since it's 8.1%. I consider high gravity to start at 9%
>>12505052
>Paying top dollar for a meme blend

[Anonymous No.12505088]

>>12505048
It was brewed in Jupiter's atmosphere

[Anonymous No.12505106]

>>12505079
>I consider high gravity to start at 9%

[Anonymous No.12505151]

>>12505079
I love how it's specifically 8.1, 8 was too low and 8.5 was unthinkable

[Anonymous No.12505157]

>>12505015
F

[Anonymous No.12505161]

>Drink at party
>Next day have horrible anxiety from drinking
>Have a drink to help

Haha, is this how alcoholism starts...?

[Anonymous No.12505281]

>>12505161
>at a party
goddamn normies and their anxiety

[Anonymous No.12505319]

>>12505015
im so sad i cant find bottles like that anymore. so iconic.

[Anonymous No.12505362]

I drink 2 40s of steelie a night and have been for years now

[Anonymous No.12505991]

>>12505319
Blame those homeless fucks that break them to shiv each other

[Anonymous No.12506028]

>>12504929
This is such shit but I can't stop drinking it since I'm a drunkard. It has gotten to the point where my stomach literally cannot handle it. Maybe I should switch off to St. Ides for a few days.

[Anonymous No.12506056]

>>12505362
Yikes my dude

[Anonymous No.12506079]

>>12506028
Lmao I do that too switch between steel and Ides

[Anonymous No.12506256]

>>12505161
>Haha, is this how alcoholism starts...?
Just wait til you are in the midst of a custody battle for your 2 y/o son and the mom makes false allegations of domestic violence to smear you and now instead of you, the only one with a career, getting custody, youre praying she is merciful with the visitation.
Then that morning beer to make you feel better about passing out on the floor of your empty apartment surrounded by your child's toys will really start to seem like alcoholism creeping in...

[Anonymous No.12506475]

>>12506256
shit dude, just kill her

[Anonymous No.12506523]

>>12506475
Meh I'll just get jacked in the gym again and marry some 9/10 church-going blonde so she commits seppuku

[Anonymous No.12506815]

>>12506056
why?

[Anonymous No.12506918]

I remember the first and last time I had this terrible beer. It was in 2002 and it tasted like flat thick nastiness. I can't believe that shit is still made today.

[Anonymous No.12506919]

>>12506256
Been there man. You already know this but I will say it- STOP DRINKING NOW.
t. can barely type this because of wetbrain

[Anonymous No.12507027]

>>12506919
I hear ya. This 6 pack of 9.5% sour monkeys doesnt count so I'm 3 days sober. But yeah I'm in the process of roping it all in. I appreciate the encouragement.

[Anonymous No.12507041]

>>12504929

[Anonymous No.12507045]

>>12504929
what you know about that
prolly nothing

[Anonymous No.12507069]

>>12507027
That's my favorite beer. Fucking hell. GL breh

[Anonymous No.12507163]

>>12507069
>That's my favorite beer.
Same
>GL breh
Thanks homie

[Anonymous No.12507610]

>>12505048
The way you measure alcohol content is by specific gravity.

[Anonymous No.12508560]

>>12504935
>>12504973
You need to go back.

>>12506256
Stop buying alcohol and upgrade your lawyer to the best you can afford. That's the best thing you can do, good luck lad

[Anonymous No.12508567]

>>12504929
>>12505015
Not today old friend

[Anonymous No.12508579]

>>12507041
whatcha know bout that?

[Anonymous No.12509041]

>>12505161
No,it's when you need a drink to get out of bed, a drink before work, a drink at work, a drink after work, a drink before bed, a drink to get to bed

[Anonymous No.12510343]

Any other colorado guys know where to buy 40s? I swear they must be fucking illegal here with the dumb ass backward laws here. I can't even buy wine at the fucking grocery store but I can pop on down to the dispensary and get a pound of weed easy. Not to mention shrooms are probably easier to get than 40s it's fucking bullshit I hate this state

[Anonymous No.12510378]

>>12505052
It's probably a meme. Green label is delicious though.

[Anonymous No.12510481]

>>12504929
>have appointment for staffing agency to discuss potential jobs later
>I'm already drunk
Also shitty cheap beer beats your nigger beer

[Anonymous No.12510785]

im finna boutta gonna sip on coors banquet tonight

just me and a 6 pack

[Anonymous No.12510793]

>>12504929
I can't even get drunk anymore. I don't have the stomach for it. I get like 1 beer down and feel sick and angry.

[Anonymous No.12510809]

>>12505052
Hambone

[Anonymous No.12510812]

>>12504929
How much money do you get for advertsing?

[Anonymous No.12511414]

Walked to the store hungover today, puked in the parking lot and paid for my bud ice and Steelie in change

[Anonymous No.12511447]

>>12510793
I just get tired and want to sleep #boomerfeels

[Anonymous No.12511458]

>>12506919
>wet brain
Glad a doctor told me to take Thiamine (vit b1) when I drank heavily.
I recommend any heavy drinkers on /ck/ take 50mg or more if they drink, it won't stop you drinking yourself to death, but it'll help prevent brain damage.

[Anonymous No.12511479]

>>12504935
Idiot those are all code words to let you know it's gonna get you drunk fast while avoiding any negative pr about explicitly advertising about it.

[Anonymous No.12511596]

>>12504929
Thanks Satan :D
Who else getting retard drunk tonight?

[Anonymous No.12511604]

>>12505319
They still look like that up in Canada

[Anonymous No.12511647]

>>12511596
I gotta wait until friday night :(

[Anonymous No.12511887]

>>12511458
Never knew about wet brain. Thanks for the tip, I just ordered some off amazon

[Anonymous No.12511980]

For me it's makers mark.

[Anonymous No.12512348]

>>12504935
high gravity isn't a marketing term moron

[Anonymous No.12512379]

>try to hide beer breath by chewing gum
>friend tells me my breath smells like spirits

Literally made it worse

[Anonymous No.12512402]

>>12511414

>Was getting sober
>mostly broke
>walk to gas station to buy 3 hurricanes
>beer cooler locked
>it's only 7:42 AM
>wait 18 min
>pay $4 in dimes

Such is life. Still better then Steal Reserve.

[Anonymous No.12512867]

>>12504929
I like to pretend they're what the red potions in Twilight Princess taste like.

[Anonymous No.12513842]

>>12512402
Jesus dude get help

[Anonymous No.12513849]

>>12512402
brother...

[Anonymous No.12515268]

>>12505161
People who know what Love Lab is aren't invited to parties. Stop lying, anon.

[Anonymous No.12515272]

>>12504935
No one is impressed by the label, they're enticed by the price, you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.12515285]

>>12512402
Some towelhead store here sells the 25oz ones of these for 4 for $5.49

[Anonymous No.12515798]

My girlfriend has depression and anxiety and sometimes drinks a whole bottle of flavored vodka at night. She’s Irish and her mother was an alcoholic. I have my own self-destructive coping mechanisms so I don’t give her much shit, but at what point should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.12516233]

>>12515798
You're long past that point mate, you're both fucked, is anyone hitting yet?

[Anonymous No.12516244]

>>12516233
Not even close. She’s a total sweetheart and that doesn’t really change when she’s drunk. If anything, she’ll pet me and in slurred words tell me how much she loves me.

Behaviorally, it’s not really an issue at all. I’m just worried about her health.

[Anonymous No.12516256]

>>12506256
I can feel you man, got often awake in the middle of the night because I thought I heard my kid cry. Only to realize they where taken away. I was able to drop the liquor and fought back. I won ...

I wish you all the best

[Anonymous No.12516259]

>>12509041
No it's when you wake up shitfaced at noon and decide to get on /ck/ to reply to this comment

[Anonymous No.12516270]

>>12507041
play a little kid pix

[Anonymous No.12516283]

>>12516244
She sounds fucking nuts, slap her.

[Anonymous No.12516295]

Yuropoor here, is malt liquor is just strong beer?

[Anonymous No.12516752]

>>12505052
For me, it's Talisker 10

[Anonymous No.12516936]

>>12504929

[Anonymous No.12516943]

for me, it's handsprit

[Anonymous No.12516944]

>>12515268
that's a facebook filename so I doubt he does

[Anonymous No.12516972]

I'm still hungover from the fifth of cheap vodka I drank last night, is it time to start drinking again yet? This 2 week long binge feels like it needs an end to it.

[Anonymous No.12516983]

>>12516972
dont die anon

[Anonymous No.12517006]

>>12516983
Huh it's that obvious is it? Guess that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.12517078]

>>12504935
Believe me, friend, Steel Reserve has about the furthest thing from a reputation of excellence.

[Anonymous No.12517087]

>>12516256
Thanks. Wow, so that's normal? The first few weeks after my little boy was kidnapped by his mom and taken 4 states away, I would wake up from the most vivid dreams into sleep paralysis, and I'd hear him crying in the living room, but I couldn't get to him. Eventually I'd snap out of it and would just lay there until the sun came up, wishing I had more booze.

[Anonymous No.12517918]

>>12516295
Yes
Go-to cheap buzz for advanced alcoholics in America. I guess our equivalent of nasty high abv yuropoor cider

[Anonymous No.12517927]

>>12504929
This must be a marketing proof of concept. Who tf would buy a beer in a plastic bottle who's not a dirty street person?

[Anonymous No.12518257]

>>12505161
Mentioning your gay party bullshit was fucking gay as fuck even though I've been to many myself. But to answer your question, yes.

[Anonymous No.12518318]

>>12517927
poorshit drunkards will drink it out of a plastic bag and straw if it's 10 cents cheaper

[Anonymous No.12518342]

>>12516295
It's the equivalent to white ace cider if you're a bong except it's stronger and probably doesn't taste as good.

[Anonymous No.12520143]

>>12505281
kek'd because it's true

[Anonymous No.12520151]

>>12511980
Why pay extra for something that's worse than Jim Beam?

[Anonymous No.12520164]

>>12516943
fucking hell

[Anonymous No.12520276]

The number of degenerate alkies on this board is impressive. If you're aware of the risks of alcohol and still abuse it, you're subhuman. There's not an excuse in the world for becoming one. You made your choices, and could have easily chosen to put your time and energy into something healthy and productive. Your daily practice of cognitive dissonance on the issue is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.12520284]

>>12520276
Most of us have some kind of self-control. As long as you have 2 consecutive days without drinking a week you're golden

[Anonymous No.12520323]

>>12510343
Go to literally any liquor store. Some grocery stores might have 40s now that we can buy "real" beer in them. I've never had an issue buying a 48 and I've lived in Colorado my whole life.