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If not, why do all the pizza places go through so much of it? Is pizza not Italian?

>> No.12492275
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>>12492269
Whoops, wrong photo

>> No.12492283

>>12492269
ranch is probably more popular than creamy italian. i think a lot of people don't even know there's a creamy italian dressing.

>> No.12492314
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reeeeeee eggs are the chicken equivalent of periods not unborn chickens reeeeeeeeeee

>> No.12492316

>>12492283
>take Italian dressing
>add mayonnaise

Gd i love creamy italian

>> No.12492322

>>12492314
it's not the picture itself that makes me angry so much as the fact that I know there are people out there who are so uneducated and so stupid and yet just so damn pridefully opinionated that they actually believe yolk and egg whites are unborn chickens

>> No.12492368
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>>12492322
>chicken lays egg
>chicken sits on egg and protects it
>baby chicken grows inside of nurtured egg
>baby chicken hatches out of egg
>baby chicken grows into adult chicken and begins laying eggs that can also become chickens if the eggs are protected and nutured

Lol, so explain to be how a chicken eggs isn't a developing unborn chicken?

I get that a pasteurized egg at a grocery store cannot become a chicken and is not a unborn chicken...

But a freshly laid chicken egg will hatch a chicken if taken care of properly, you unborn baby murdering ignorant degenrate liberal scumbag

>> No.12492373

>>12492368
Most eggs you buy aren't fertilized.

>> No.12492383
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>>12492368

>> No.12492389

>>12492373
>i get that a pasteurized egg at the store cannot become a chicken

Your reading comprehension is shit

>> No.12492397
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>>12492383
>is wrong
>get called put for being wrong
>look stupid
>too stupid to refute points
>dont worry imma just call that post BAIT

LMAO BTFO

>> No.12492402

>>12492269
>pic
This is some 9gag level shit
This is some 12 year old nihilistic rick and morty shit
This is some edgy mr pickles don't hug me i'm scared "i'm in THAT part of YouTube again" shit
This is some "I watch the office" shit.

>> No.12492406

>>12492269
Anyone who mixes ranch dressing with a pizza is a fucking degenerate holy shit

>> No.12492414

>>12492397
have sex

>> No.12492429

>>12492414
Oh, that's exactly what I'm doing. And by the time I've finished fucking this thread it will be questioning everything it ever believed.

>> No.12492440

>>12492429
are you me

>> No.12492538

>>12492269
Ranch is American. In a lot of foreign markets where Ranch dressing is not a staple but Ranch flavored snacks are on offer, they'll label the shit as "American Flavored".

>> No.12492543

>>12492538
So pizza is american too?

>> No.12492550

>>12492440
I Am All

>> No.12492556

>>12492543
Have you ever picked up a slice of pumpernickel and thought "this is wrong because bread was invented in Egypt and this is not Egyptian"?

>> No.12492569

>>12492368
Just go to a local farm and ask the farmer if he's been pimping his hens to the local rooster or not.

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>>12492368
Hens aren't autosexual dude, they require a rooster

>> No.12492613

>>12492600
Huh?

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>>12492613

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>>12492368
Lol eating an egg isn't the murderous part of having eggs for breakfast.

>> No.12493139

>>12492368
Did you even pay attention during biology in school?

>> No.12493205

>>12492368
cringe

>> No.12493322

>>12492368
Almost had me. Laid it on too thick at the end there.

>> No.12493351

>>12492269
Your mayor called, the village needs it’s idiot back.
God speed, anon.

>> No.12493684

Ranch is a popular condiment that is served in most restaurants. Salt isn't Italian but it's in every restaurant as well. Same with ketchup and coke.
Why would you assume that ranch dressing must be Italian if it is served in pizza places? How does your logic process work?

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>>12492269
>why do all the pizza places go through so much of it?

because you live in CLAPISTAN burgerlad where the average person (landwhale) habitualy pours a bottle of some HFCS laden dipping sauce on whatever they eat before it goes into their mouth.

>> No.12493741

>>12492389
Your reading comprehension is shit. Chicken shit out eggs even if they aren't fertilized. It has nothing to do with being pasteurized or not. All commercially available eggs are produced with UNMATED HENS. which is what that poster was alluding to. The eggs produced will not grow into a chicken, because they are fucking blanks, you moron.

>> No.12493915

>>12493351
>village needs it is idiot back