/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12491655]

you do cut off the white stuff, right?

[Anonymous No.12491659]

>>12491655
haha!

[Anonymous No.12491669]

eat the rind, or don't you pussy

[Anonymous No.12491689]

>>12491655
yes, i don't like the middle stuff. i cut the white stuff off to eat it alone.

[Anonymous No.12491703]

>>12491689
absolute mad lad

[Anonymous No.12491714]

>>12491655
Nope, I eat my Brie with the rind, like God intended.

[Anonymous No.12491752]

>>12491655
I feel like a child when doing it but yes, I mostly get cheep brie and it tastes metallic

[Anonymous No.12491762]

>>12491752
Really? I get the cheap stuff and it tastes like mushrooms/smells like cum.

[Anonymous No.12491782]

>>12491655
>Bought a small bag of pic related.
>Wife had never seen it before (she's FOB).
>Asked what it was. Told her it was cheese.
>Don't really think about it, she doesn't like dairy products, didn't buy them for her, so didn't care if she liked them or not.
>Fast forward a week.
>Come home from work.
>"Anon! I tried that cheese you bought. I thought it was gum until I felt the string thing. I figured it out on the second one.

[Anonymous No.12491786]

>>12491782
you forgot the photograph of the babybel

[Anonymous No.12491787]

>>12491782

[Anonymous No.12491796]

>>12491786
Thought I had clicked the picture, guess not.
Funny thing about laughingcow, that's the only cheese she had ever tried before.

[Anonymous No.12491800]

>>12491796
Where in the fuck is your retarded immigrant wife from that she's never had cheese?

[Anonymous No.12491839]

>>12491800
Most Asians don't eat dairy outside of pasturized milk. Even that is usually just for kids.

[Anonymous No.12491872]

>>12491839
that's why they're all scrawny motherfuckers and the females have no ass/tits

[Anonymous No.12491879]

>>12491839
>giving your gook wife cheese
Unless you're a brapfiend, that's a mistake.

[Anonymous No.12491881]

>>12491655
The protective coating? Well it's not like I eat it LOL

[Anonymous No.12491888]

>>12491655
Fucking epic post OP so topical yet with unexpected context this is the very heart of humor much hilarity has ensued in my home as I called my entire family over to the computer to gaze in wonder at your comedic genius and slap each other gently on the back as we all laugh out loud at the ironic absurdity wonderfully encapsulated so succinctly thank you so for bringing us all so much closer together at Grandma's funeral truly you are a wondrous human being and proximity to you is a gift to treasure as you no doubt improve the lives of everyone who encounters you bravo well done please don't ever post again you cunt.

[Anonymous No.12491890]

>>12491872
>females have no ass/tits
Semi true. They have the frame for it. My wife has a great hip/waist/bust ratio, and is about 90-95 lbs. A couple years of USA USA USA cheese burgers and fried chicken and she will put on a little weight and not look like a 14 year old girl without makeup anymore.

[Anonymous No.12491893]

>>12491879
She doesn't really like it. She loves USA bacon though, and fried pickles. Also got her on the gator tail tip, but that's only when it's in season.

[Anonymous No.12491895]

>>12491888
you're a swine

[Anonymous No.12491899]

>>12491893
*licks her face*
Mmm...
*coughs up white powder*
Yuck. Airbrushing.

[Anonymous No.12491902]

>>12491895
Whatever kiddo, trips have spoken.

[Anonymous No.12491909]

>>12491893
Cute/10. What nationality, if you don't mind the question?

[Anonymous No.12491910]

>>12491899
It's just the contrast of the dark eye makeup and lighting. No makeup in the top pic. She's not in the sun a lot, it's a cultural thing for the FOBs. They're not whores like the second and third gens.

[Anonymous No.12491913]

>>12491899
Licking the makeup off and watching her face change is my favorite thing about sex. If it weren't for that I'd probably just masturbate.

[Anonymous No.12491915]

>>12491782
>she's FOB
What do you mean by this?

[Anonymous No.12491923]

>>12491913
>makeup
It's only really used for wedding pictures. They have a stigma about it too. Worried about the Chinese using bad chemicals that will make them age faster, so they are very suspicious about using anything other than mascara (sp) and lip balm. She'll wear long sleeves and use an umbrella if it is sunny outside.

[Anonymous No.12491928]

>>12491923
*sticks my tongue in your mouth and sweeps every drop of your saliva out, dribbling it down your chin*

[Anonymous No.12491929]

>>12491915
Fresh off the Boat, aka immigrant scum.

[Anonymous No.12491941]

>>12491929
>immigrant scum
She can break down and reassemble an AK in record time, fluent in multiple languages, plays multiple instruments, and is graduating with honors from university. Stay mad roastie.

[Anonymous No.12491944]

>>12491941
Oh, and cook and clean. She demands doing that, because I don't do it the right way according to her. I do, I'm just not as autistic as she is.

[Anonymous No.12491968]

>>12491941
Hey, I wish you and your foreign wife all happiness and prosperity. She's cute and sounds highly capable, and I'm not bitter about it, but immigrant scum is immigrant scum.

[Anonymous No.12491976]

>>12491968
Thanks. She's pretty based though. She looks down on all the degenerate shit she sees daily.

[Anonymous No.12491982]

>>12491976
how do I get an oriental mail order bride?

[Anonymous No.12491990]

>>12491714
>>12491669
You can eat anything any way you want but honestly you're supposed to eat the rind.

[Anonymous No.12491995]

>>12491982
I've known her family for a long time. Known her since she was a kid.

[Anonymous No.12491998]

>>12491976
Noice.

[Anonymous No.12492027]

>>12491995
>Known her since she was a kid.
you mean known her since you were both kids, right? Right, anon? RIGHT?!

[Anonymous No.12492044]

>>12492027
First time taking bait, child of the sun?

[Anonymous No.12492078]

>>12491976
Holy shit she is pretty hot. She was a sex-worker, right?
Do you have pics of yourself? How old and fat are you?
I'm seriously thinking about making a bunch of money and getting one. I want a 90lb hottie to accompany me to my old age, then when I die she can be comfy as an American.
Good deal for both IMO.
Does she love you?

[Anonymous No.12492117]

>>12492027
Nah, she was a kid. I'm 10 years older than her. She was a shy weirdo. Thought she was a boy at first. Her parents wanted her to practice speaking English to me. She was too embarrased and didn't want to look bad in front of her parents when I corrected her, so she ran off.

>>12492078
She was a highschooler. Sex outside of marriage is looked down upon, and the lineage of families and recording them is a big thing. They don't do dumb shit and bring disrespect to their family unless the family is just completely worthless. Her's isn't.
Dunno, maybe try Thailand, lot of skeevy bars with expats there. Heard the Philippines are good for that too.
You're not going to find good wife material by looking for it in places like that. If you do look for it, you won't find it in a bar or city. You'll find it because you recognize what you are looking for.
Of course. She's never known another, just like her parents. It's a culture thing, you can fight, but you are tied together until the end.

[Anonymous No.12492194]

>>12492117
Whoop sorry. I don't look down on sex workers, I know two guys that have pretty good wives, both PI but they also scanned Thailand. They're still trad just they were sex workers. There's not that much to do in the PI and it's teeming with humans.
Welp, best to you and your wife.

[Anonymous No.12492229]

>>12492194
If you can't afford to stay in a third world country for a couple years, you probably shouldn't marry one. It's not about the money, you have to be there to really experience the culture.
Spent most of my time with her dad, uncles and cousins. If you're spending your time with women then you are getting a slag wanting a family visa.

[Anonymous No.12492352]

>>12491762
The shit I bought was bitter. I think there was a different mold in there that isn't supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.12492374]

>>12491762
>tastes like mushrooms/smells like cum.
That's basically brie.

[Anonymous No.12492868]

Depends on how much mold desu. If I see blue/green, I'm cutting it away. If it's white, it's alright.

[Anonymous No.12492880]

>>12491915
Dr Pavel, I'm FOB

[Anonymous No.12492900]

>>12491879
cheese doesn't have enough lactose to cause problems for most people

[Anonymous No.12493984]

>>12492229
ok so how do I unironically get a mail order bride?

[Anonymous No.12494372]

>>12491752
>>12491762
>They don't eat imported French Triple Cream Brie......

[Anonymous No.12494661]

>>12491655
no no tasty

[Anonymous No.12494706]

>>12491976
feet please
>>12491995
ah, you've been grooming her. Very nice.