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12491479 No.12491479 [Reply] [Original]

>pork chops are bad and dry and rubbery.
How stupid can you get? Pork is based.

>> No.12491530

Bone-in chops are my fave. Only people I've seen botch a chop are suburban WASP moms.

>> No.12491534

>>12491530
My suburban WASP mom made good porkchops. She would glaze them with a mixture of apricot preseves, dijon mustard, and thyme then roast them till nicely caramelized. Shit was cash.

>> No.12491538

>>12491479
get this nasty thing off my board

>> No.12491553

Ok, you stupid assholes are up for an education. Take your chop cut it into chunks and heat it in a bowl. Then prepare cucumber, tomato, feta cheese. Toss it together and add mayo, double vinegar and mix it, then put seasoning salt and feta cheese on top.

It's pretend souvlaki.

>> No.12491589

haram

>> No.12493033

>>12491479
looks good anon. pork is good shit.

>> No.12493037

>>12491553
Take your shitty recipe and fuck off and never post here again. Go learn how to cook food that isn't trash.

>> No.12493044

>>12493037
Stop being an edgy faggot and go do something with your life

>> No.12493045

>>12491479
pork tenderloin (aka fillet) is amazing. a few years ago it used to be really cheap too for some reason.

>> No.12493053

>>12493044
Stop being a shitposting faggot first.

>> No.12493099

>>12491479
>>12491530
>>12491534
>>12491553
>>12493033
>>12493045

literal cannibals.

>> No.12493115

Pork fat has lots of flavour but the lean meat is like chicken -- bland.

>> No.12493124

the only good pork is belly, the rest is trash as is pork in general

>> No.12493153

>>12491553
Fucking americans and their goddamn mayo in literally everything. "Oh I'm having a salad, the only non-deep fried thing I'll eat all week, better add a fucking cup of mayo to it for good measure"

Fuck you

>> No.12493157
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12493157

deep fry them...never complain about it again.

>> No.12493162

>>12491553
>seasoning salt
don't oust yourself too fast there retard

>> No.12493283

>>12493099
Just because you think all goyim are on the same level as swine, Chaim, doesn't mean they have the same biological makeup putting them at risk if they eat eachother

>> No.12493349

>>12491479
$1.99 a pound meat for poor people. No marbling, quite bland, maximum result is mediocre with perfect technique.
The cost is related to the quality... low tier. There no magic to be had here, its basic food for basic people.

>> No.12493613

>>12493124
pork shoulder is fantastic

>> No.12493653

only "people" who hate porks are muslims
jews
and jew puppet americans who got their brains smothered in chemicals by the bovine industry

>> No.12493661

Salt brined with bacon jam is god tier

>> No.12493665

>>12491479
Why would you bring up how they're dry and rubbery and then proceed to say you enjoy them instead of actually disputing those points? Do you enjoy dry and rubbery food?

>> No.12493694

>>12493162

The fuck do you think your street vendor puts on your shitty greek street meat? You goddamn morons have never walked anywhere, have you?

>> No.12493887

>rub pork chops with OO, salt, pepper, smoked paprika, chili powder, thyme
>let sit for ~15 mins soaking it all up
>cook in cast iron skillet with a generous amount of butter and OO, couple minutes on each side
Fucking delicious and could not be simpler. The chops come out tender, moist, and succulent. I love to cook this for people that have never had good pork chops before, it's always a hit.

>> No.12493961

>>12491534
that sounds awesome

>> No.12494084

>>12493099
i wouldn't be adverse to cannibalism hitting the markets it would be have interesting twist on classic dishes

>> No.12494453

>>12493887
try frying in olive oil the half-way through add ton of butter, a garlic clove and a some thyme the bast the steak, it like eating out a angel

>> No.12494462

>>12494453
baste*

>> No.12494500

they're good in the pressure cooker

>> No.12494569

Raw

>> No.12494589 [DELETED] 

Pork mammalian meat.
I don't eat mammal meat.
I eat chicken.
I also don't eat fish because it's filthy.

>> No.12494597

I don't eat mammal meat.
I eat chicken.
I also don't eat fish because it's filthy.

>> No.12494601

>>12494597
Based.

>> No.12494718

>>12494597
why?

>> No.12494792

>>12493037
based
>>12491553
cringe

>> No.12495264

>>12493665
The picture. It was tender and juicy. Perfectly cooked too.

>> No.12495274

>>12491479
the people prob didn't brine their pork before cooking or cook boneless chops

>> No.12495288

>>12491479
That chop looks dry as fuck friend.

>> No.12495302

>>12495288
It's literally glistening.

>> No.12495318

>>12494792

It tastes a hell of a lot better than a dry chop with some fucking store bought thyme or whatever an idiot like you would put on it. You want to pretend to be Ramsay, but you're some Alabamian. You cook with what you have in the house. If I were to do it right, I'd use lamb, tzatziki and pita. When you don't have that, you make something that tastes like it. Dipshit.

>> No.12495514

>>12495318
settle down retard

>> No.12495524

>>12495514

Thanks contentless moron. I'm sure you eat well.

>> No.12495527

>>12495514

You're a dumpster person with a cellphone, no?

>> No.12495564

>>12495318
Seething coastie

>> No.12495615

>>12491479
try getting a picture of quality pork first

>> No.12495665

>>12491553
Why would anyone want to ruin a perfectly good pork chop by trying to turn it into rancid greek garbage?

>> No.12496103

>>12491534
Tell your suburban WASP mom a guy with a slightly smaller than average cock on an anime website is going to use her recipe

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12496160

>>12493153
YUROS MAD (x24)

>> No.12496208

>>12491479
Pork chops are literally flyover

>> No.12496456

>>12495524
>>12495527
lol stfu gay ass nigger

>> No.12496483

>>12496456

So you are a dirt person then. Good to know. I thought you were a shit person, now I know it.

>> No.12496546

>>12496483
t. nigger

>> No.12496552

>>12491479
I exclusively eat chicken and fish
Red meats are eaten on special occasions

>> No.12496558

>>12496546

I'm from canada, in ontario. Sooooo black. And you're still a MASSIVE piece of shit.

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>>12496558

>> No.12496580

>>12496566

N5V You don't even know what that means, do you? You fucking idiot.

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12496589

>>12496580

>> No.12496590

>>12496566

Now I want that chocolate nigger, you asshole. London forever!.

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>>12496590

>> No.12496689

>>12491479
Pork chops are really lean and tougher than chicken I think, so it's easy to fuck them up. Salting them overnight will help keep them juicy and tender though.