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12489244 No.12489244 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck you and everything you love if you refuse to eat something that’s perfectly edible that someone worked hard to make. Ungrateful ass bitches.
You’re going straight to hell I’d you don’t like. Share picky eater stories, I’ll start

> be 12
> hate potatoes
> parents lock me in a room with mashed potatoes and I’m not allowed to come out until I eat them
> eat them, actually like them
> learn to never turn down free food ever again

Grown ass adults who refuse to eat normal shit should be shot

>> No.12489256

>>12489244
Fuck you, Lima beans are shit, black-eyed-peas taste like dirt, and peas are just tolerable.

>> No.12489262

>>12489244
Fuck off and die. I REFUSE to eat anything with mayo in or on it.

>> No.12489265

Cool, you got abused as a child.

>> No.12489354
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>>12489244
>make twice baked potatoes for family gathering
>lots of cheese, bacon, sour cream, you know, tasty unhealthy shit
>sprinkle in some parsley because why the hell not
>sister who loves shit like carbs and fat will not eat them because they "have vegetables in them"
One time we went to Wendy's and she removed the single piece of lettuce from her crispy chicken sando

She's obese but regular obese not disgusting diabetes and early grave obese

>> No.12489376

>>12489256
>peas are just tolerable
what planet did you come from
peas are great
>>12489244
some foods don't do well in my digestive tract so I must be picky even though I want to eat good stuff

>> No.12489385

>>12489256
>>12489262
Not liking a few things doesn’t make you “picky” you stupid fucking niggers

>> No.12489393

>>12489354
>sees green
>”I don’t eat vegetables”
Never gonna make it

>> No.12489495

>>12489244
>Fuck you and everything you love if you refuse to eat something that’s perfectly edible that someone worked hard to make
I'm not going to praise you for making garbage when I could have easily fed myself without fucking everything up.

>> No.12489544

>>12489376
I don't mind them in stir fry or if its pea pods, but steaming up a bunch as a side... they taste like bitter dry plant mass. Its unappealing.

>> No.12489551

>>12489244
>everyone should all like the same things

Oh, kid. You've got a lot to learn about the world. I guess everyone should like all movies, books, music, and really any other creation because "someone worked hard to make it". What a snowflake. Accept that not everyone will like everything you make. People have different tastes

>> No.12489552

>>12489354
Looks like she has the downs syndrome.

>> No.12489563

>>12489551
>>12489495
You people are stupid, he said fuck picky eaters, not people who don’t like some things. Everyone hates a few things. People who have a longer list of things they don’t eat than what they do eat are utter garbage.

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12489602

OP here, let me specify for the brainlets among us
Ahem

FUCK PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE

TOMATOES
ONIONS
ANY NORMAL CONDIMENT (includes Mayo you cowards)
FISH
SEAFOOD IN GENERAL
VEGETABLES
SPICES
ANYTHING YOUR PARENTS MAKE FOR YOU

this is the list. I’m willing to expand it as needed

>> No.12489612

>>12489354
>She's obese but regular obese not disgusting diabetes and early grave obese
Not yet you mean.

>> No.12489642

>>12489602
Add mushrooms.

>> No.12489645

>>12489602
>FISH
>SEAFOOD IN GENERAL
This stuff is toxic, fuck you.

>> No.12489648

>>12489602
Mayo is overrated. Most other condemnits are better.

>> No.12489651

>>12489612
She's 37 and doesn't exercise unless golf counts. She's probably going to be like this her whole life

>> No.12489654

>>12489645
You're actually stupid. Neck yourself.
>>12489563
Nope. Wrong. The beginning of the post says:

>Fuck you and everything you love if you refuse to eat something that’s perfectly edible that someone worked hard to make.

Not just picky eaters.

>> No.12489658

>>12489602
No one wants to eat boomer food, faggot. Fuck what my parents cook. It's barely better than pig slop

>> No.12489659

I don't like cilantro. Tastes like soap.

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>>12489645
>this retarded

>> No.12489680

>>12489645
>Muh mercury
I'll bet your kids all died of measles.

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>>12489680

>> No.12489938

>>12489265
Is this bait?

>> No.12489946

>>12489244
My old gf wouldn't eat raw tomatoes. So everything I ordered from Taco Bell, I'd have to say no tomatoes or tomatoes on the side.

>> No.12489949

Why do so many people hate tomatoes? Is it like cilantro where some people have a version of a gene that makes them taste bad?

>> No.12489953

>>12489602
Cry more, faggot. I don't like tomatoes or fish. Are you gonna bitch about that too?

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12489961

>have younger cousin that I see every Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, etc
>she's in grade 6
>still in the "white rice and plain dinner bun" phase
>why
>how can I prevent this with my own offspring

>> No.12489963

>>12489949
Most people use shitty ass roma tomatoes and don’t know the true flavor of a good tomato

>> No.12489984

>>12489961
You can't really. Kids tastebuds usually go for bland foods.

>> No.12489995

>>12489963
That's a good point. Supermarket tomatoes have no flavor and an unappealing texture, whereas tomatoes from the garden/farmer's market are heavenly

>> No.12490007

>>12489244
t. made a modern stew and tried to serve it as Irish stew

>> No.12490030

>>12489256
Lima beans are just bland, you're right about black eyed peas, but you need to give regular peas a chance.

>> No.12490045

>>12489244
Seething.

>> No.12490050

>>12489949
I wish I knew, I've never had a tomato I've liked despite never passing up an opportunity to try one. They've always had kind of a sharp, rusty taste that immediately triggers my gag reflex.

I want to like them because they're in so many delicious-looking dishes, but I just literally can't eat them.

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>>12489961
>"white rice and plain dinner bun" phase
What the actual fuck
When I was a kid I wanted macaroni and chicken nuggets, what fucking weirdo kid wants bread and rice?

>> No.12490082

>>12490064
When I was growing up my favorite foods were plain bread and plain noodles/rice (or noodles with butter). Not sure why.

>> No.12490096

>>12489244
Onions, carrots, and mushrooms are objectively disgusting. The only people that ended up liking them were abused/forced to eat it as a child like you, OP. Mayo and ketchup is also disgusting.

>> No.12490112

>>12489961
beat them

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>>12490096
>parents serving their children food they don't like/refuse to try is abuse

>> No.12490120

>>12489961
>how can I prevent this with my own offspring
As soon as they're old enough to eat solid food, never feed them "kid's food". Give them smaller portions of whatever the adults are eating, whether you're at home or at a restaurant. Picky eating habits are only encouraged by letting them go without eating real food in their formative years, so just don't give them the chance to get accustomed to nuggies and pizza.

>> No.12490129

>>12490096
>Onions, carrots, and mushrooms are objectively disgusting
You're a tasteless queer.

>> No.12490132

>>12489244
>Fuck you and everything you love if you refuse to eat something that’s perfectly edible that someone worked hard to make. Ungrateful ass bitches.
The lesson to be learned here is that effort itself is not deserving of gratitude, and you should learn to apply it in ways that won't be a waste.
Sorry someone didn't want to eat your garbage.

>> No.12490135

>>12489244
Anyone that likes olives and tomatoes should be shot. They taste like satan's asshole.

>> No.12490206
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12490206

It’s become abundantly clear to me that this place is infested with children who’ve been eating nothing but tendies and cock their whole lives. I’ll reiterate

AHEM

FUCK YOU

EAT YOUR GREENS
EAT YOUR BEANS
EAT THE ONIONS
TILL YOU SHIT YOUR JEANS
IF I CATCH YOU FEEDING ANYTHING TO THE DOG
YOULL BE FISHING IT OUT IF HIS LOGS

That is all.

>> No.12490230

>>12490206
>trying to post a smug reaction face to hide your anger while having an all caps temper tantrum
jesus dude
calm down

>> No.12490260

>>12490050
You don't like marinara?

>> No.12490265

>>12490206
>other people are children because they don't eat poor people food like me

Actual child logic right there

>> No.12490273

>>12490260
It depends entirely on how heavily seasoned it is. If I can't taste the tomato, it's fine.

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>>12490265
> tendies and cock are rich people food

Actually retarded

>> No.12490291

>>12490274
not him but saying greens, beans, and onions are poor people food doesn't translate to tendies and cock being rich people food just because you insulted them in your post, and I don't know what line of logic lead you to assume that was what he was stating but it's wrong.

>> No.12490298

>>12490274
Excellent strawman

>> No.12490320

>>12490115
Forcing them to eat it until they throw it back up on the table to the degree they develop full blown mental disorders as a result is also abuse.

>> No.12490329

>>12490291
Alright. I might have read that wrong. I’m sorry

I’m just so torqued up right now by all the old people who come in and think it’s cute to make our perfectly good recipes as bland as possible. Adults who can’t handle anything but cheese and carbs are spiritually revolting but I shouldn’t have taken it out in y’all

>> No.12490341

>>12489602
There's several things on this list I can't stomach to eat... But the worst is by far raw tomato and ketchup.

>> No.12490349

>>12490329
Imagine getting upset that other people don't like the same things as you and then having the audacity to call yourself an adult. If you get this offended over what other people wanna eat then life must be hard for you, faggot.

>you have to eat this and ENJOY it because I worked hard!

No thanks, sweaty

>> No.12490352

>>12490206
imagine thinking beans and onions taste good.

>> No.12490371

>>12490352
depends entirely on how you cook them desu

>> No.12490376

>>12490320
>things that never happened

>> No.12490382

>>12490376
I'm sure it's happened at least once

>> No.12490389

>>12490371
>turds are good bro just depends how you cook them

>> No.12490418

>>12489961
Don't ask them what they want. Make food for your whole family and don't take no for an answer. That's how it was at my house and I eat anything now
Thanks mom

>> No.12490437

>>12490389
turds aren't food you retard

>> No.12490478

>>12490437
onions and beans can barely be called food. how do people eat that shit? olives are nasty too

>> No.12490502

>>12490478
>how do people eat that shit?
they cook them better than your talentless whore of a mother did so they're actually enjoyable

>> No.12490517

>all the picky eater manchildren retards coming out into the open

no wonder ck is such a shitty board

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>>12490437
>turds aren't food

Grow up, logless shill

>> No.12490593

>>12489602
raw tomatoes are just balls of stomach acid, fuck them and fuck you too.

>> No.12490611

>>12489244
Worrying about other people, the thread

>> No.12490671

>>12489244
Stockholm syndrome

>> No.12490682

>>12489244
I only hate carrots, no matter what I do they always taste like dirt to me.

>> No.12490751

>>12490682
Thoughts on carrot cake?

>> No.12490799

>>12489602
Raw onions are disgusting anon. Caramelized or fuck off are my options.

>> No.12490805

>>12490751
it's dirt cake

>> No.12490947

BBQ sauce is disgusting, and using it is a waste of good wings.

>> No.12490967

>>12490947
Try making your own instead of using KC disasterpiece. Saying you don't like barbeque sauce is not a valid opinion because there's a million different variation

>> No.12490978

>>12490967
BBQ sauce is straight up disgusting. You're an invalid opinion.

>> No.12490980

>>12490967
>Saying you don't like barbeque sauce is not a valid opinion because there's a million different variation
They're all garbage.
Fuck you bitch bring your faggot sauce to my house again and I'm using it to give you an enema

>> No.12490996

>>12490967
All BBQ sauce is sugar. That's literally the definition of BBQ sauce. If it's not sugar, it's not BBQ sauce.

BBQ sauce is crap no matter who produces it.

>> No.12491009

>>12490967
>unironically liking American meat sugar sauce

Pig disgusting Yanks

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>>12490996
>this retarded

It's not the definition you faggot. You're thinking of cheap bottled barbeque sauce. Actual barbeque sauce made at home is tangy, slightly sweet and somewhat spicy. Thanks for admitting you know nothing
>>12490980
>>12490978
You've never had anything besides the cheapest sauce. Again, your opinion is invalid
>>12491009
Go eat a toast sandwich, faggot

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>>12490996
How did you ever get to be so retarded? Some kind of head injury?

>> No.12491074

>>12489602
Actual bait.

>> No.12491077

I don't understand all of the people whose parents had to force them into liking something. My parents let me experiment with a bunch of foods, and then I liked most things?

Like, I get having some preferences, but how is there any food you'll never have? I'm also talking out of both sides of my mouth here, but absolutely FUCK people who force people to eat something because they "worked hard" and want to be appreciated. That's why I dumped my girlfriend. I was tired of eating her slop and watching us both get fat when she was "just being nice."

>> No.12491076

>>12491050
I'm not eating your faggot sweet bitch garbage you fucking homo I hope dogs piss on your food to make it more edible

>> No.12491099

>>12490996
>never had any vinegar based bbq sauces

>> No.12491119

>>12491076
You sure are jealous of Americans. You haven't even tried barbeque sauce and you're ready to condemn it. Calm down
>>12491099
There's no use trying to talk sense into these third worlders. Hatred for America is literally all they have to cling on to in life. We need to be kind to the less fortunate

>> No.12491129

>>12491077
>My parents let me experiment with a bunch of foods, and then I liked most things?
I really hope English isn't your native language. You have no idea how to use question marks.

>> No.12491133

>>12491119
I am an American, retard.
They're supposed to be the obsessed ones. You and your faggot sauce are not a good representation of America.
The superior sauce is even named after an American city.

>> No.12491144

>>12491129
Fuck you?

>> No.12491147

>>12491133
You're not American and you've never had barbeque sauce. These are facts. You're just spouting memes

>> No.12491151

>>12491077
>That's why I dumped my girlfriend. I was tired of eating her slop and watching us both get fat when she was "just being nice."

Fuck off, fat ass.

>> No.12491159

>>12491147
Yanks and their shitty corn syrup sauce are cancer.

>> No.12491165

>>12491159
Again, actual barbeque sauce isn't really sweet. I guess keep using a misconception if you want but everyone thinks you're retarded

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>>12491147
Cope harder retard
>you're not American because you prefer one American sauce over the other
What even is the fucking line of logic to this schizophrenic rambling?

>> No.12491171

>>12491165
They sell American BBQ sauces of all different types in my country and they all taste like smoky ketchup with 20x the sugar.

>> No.12491180

>>12489354
Lol

>> No.12491206

>>12491168
>trying this hard to win an online argument
Do you yuropoors really have nothing better to do?

>>12491171
Oh surprise the American food sold in a country that isn't America isn't good. Who could've guessed?

>> No.12491210

Am I a picky eater if I only refuse to eat
>overly sweet food/drinks
>non vegetarian food/drinks
I can't drink shit like coke, it tastes like pure sugar water to me and I don't support the ethical implications as well as health implications of meat consumption.

>> No.12491213

Fuck you I don't eat normal food no matter how hard someone worked on it because normal food is shit. I'm not eating dead animal flesh or anything that comes out of an animal besides honey.

If you made a plate for me and it had butter on it or any kind of meat I would dump it in the garbage in front of you. If thst shit was in my food and you didn't tell me I would stick my fingers down my throat at the table aND vomit all over your meal and make you eat it.

Fuck you and your normal food.

>> No.12491218

>>12489244
ITT: Nuggie Internet Defense Force

BBQ sauce is objectively shit.

>> No.12491224

>>12491206
>trying this hard
yikes
That's a funny way to say "I have nothing left to say now that my only argument was demonstrably proven false, so since I lost that means you're a tryhard"
I'll go ahead and accept your concession. Take your garbage out of my country.

>> No.12491266

>>12489354
I fucking hate fat people

>> No.12491304

>>12491224
Actually I gave you a counterpoint but as a typical SEETHER you don't read well

>> No.12491320

>>12489602
>TOMATOES
>ONIONS
Fuck off with that shit. I can stomach it when its chopped to small pieces or cooked but fuck these shitty ass vegetables when they're raw and in front of my face.

>> No.12491354

>>12491304
I guess I don't, so feel free to go ahead and explain it to me.
>Do you yuropoors really have nothing better to do?
All I see here is accusing me of being a faggot euro, which is wrong. Not much of a point when you just repeat false claims.

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>>12489659
That doesnt mean you're picky you just have a preference. You're in the majority with me.

>> No.12491383

>>12491354
Why would I explain something for a second time that I've already posted. Get off the village pc, eurofag

>> No.12491392

>>12491383
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Go on, seethe some more for me baby. I'd be pretty angry to if I had to eat garbage.

>> No.12491401

>>12491383
Little baby need his sugar sauce. Does widdle baby need more sugar on his meats?

>> No.12491402

>>12489995
Can confirm

>> No.12491419

>>12491383
>get btfo
>throw a temper tantrum repeating the exact things someone proved were wrong
christ dude
embarrassing
I don't know how you type all this out and hit post without cringing.

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12491434

>>12491392
>wants me to repeat myself for no reason
>>12491419
>>12491402
Cope

>> No.12491458

>>12491434
This post >>12491402 had nothing to do with (You)

>> No.12491462

>>12491458
Cope

>> No.12491478

>>12491434
I was talking about tomatoes, not barbecue sauce...

>> No.12491579

>>12490096
You're a tremendous pussy. Those first three have been the staple of most people's diets in huge areas of the world for thousands of years. People have been loving those foods for literally thousands of years; it's only you with your pathetic lack of taste that doesn't like them.

>> No.12491581

>>12491434
>barbecue sauce isn't garbage and is as good as buffalo sauce (named after Buffalo, a city in America) because patriotism
>also i'm a schizophrenic and literally the only American on the site because pretty much everyone else disagrees
???????
Take your meds.

>> No.12491608

>>12491581
Crazy how I never said a single thing about buffalo sauce. Get help. You're mentally ill

>> No.12491632

>>12491579
>it's only you with your pathetic lack of taste that doesn't like them.

plenty of people ITT don't like them. read the thread. /ck/ agrees that onions especially are horrible.

>> No.12491650

People say I'm picky because I don't eat chickpeas or blue cheese

i am racist now

>> No.12491707

>>12489602
>ANYTHING YOUR PARENTS MAKE FOR YOU
mom liked to serve boiled canned asparagus with mayo as a side. fucking hated it. fortunately she wasn't pushy about it and I never had to eat it. it wasn't the taste, just the awful texture, hot and slimy with warm mayo

>> No.12491735

>>12491707
I just wretched reading that and imagining the texture of canned vegetables with warm mayo. Holy disgusting. My mom used to make us frozen salmon filets cooked in the microwave from frozen. Makes my stomach turn just remembering it

>> No.12491851

>>12490593
fag

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>>12491735
I feel sorry for the both of you. I was wrong to say such a thing at first.

>> No.12491993

>>12489670
I eat multiple tins of tuna per week.

>> No.12492003

>>12491993
Get a load of this badass

>> No.12492011

>>12489670
Why would squid be low in mercury? They're talented predators that eat a lot of other sea creatures.

>> No.12492014

>>12492003
You misunderstand me. I'm not trying to show off I want to know if it's actually dangerous

>> No.12492022

>>12492014
It is in the long term, but you probably have other behaviours that are worse for you.

>> No.12492041

>>12492011
Maybe the body chemistry causes them to release the mercury? Or it just passes right through them maybe. Cephalopods are fucking alien so Idk
>>12492014
Yeah long term effects of mercury exposure are not good. This is something we've known for a while but people really love seafood. I would eat canned salmon instead. The younger the fish the better and salmon don't live that long.

>> No.12492249

>>12490096
I hated onions as a kid, it was a texture thing. Parents didn't force me to eat them, just chopped them fine enough my baby ass didn't know it was there. Then one day when I was a teenager I just started trying them of my own accord and love them now. Carrots are underwhelming but otherwise perfectly edible. I didn't try a mushroom until I was 16 and loved it from the get go.

I did however love stinky ass blue cheese, pretty much any fermented or pickled vegetable, liver and kidneys right away even as a child. Oh and brussel sprouts. Tossed with just some parsley, garlic, olive oil, salt and pepper. Pretty much all the things KidsDon'tLike (TM). Looking back at it, I can't believe how much of my opinion on food was influenced before even tasting it by commercials trying to get me to whine to my parents to buy basically sugar at an insane profit margin.

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>be picky fatass
>Laid back about everything. Even fuckups
>Just make my dumb same order
>Every once in a while it's wrong
>Don't even mind it just keep eating
>Hate so much shit but don't want to be mad over food
Was at El Pollo loco and ordered a Chipotle chicken avocado burrito, no cabbage no avocado. Had some dude spill a shitload of hot sauce on my burrito while they were making it and I didn't want them to throw it out so I intervened and said it's fine.
Something is wrong with me right? I know they toss food regularly but don't waste mine just because hot sauce got over it. Shit was good too

>> No.12492348

>>12492325
You're just a kind person, anon. Albeit a bit of a beta. But that's not always bad

>> No.12492359

>>12492348
They sometimes forget to add chicken and I just ask for a cup to add it in myself. The food industry workers deal with enough bullshit as it is, I don't want to make their job harder.
I regularly get freebies just because I'm not a piece of shit to them

One day the manager made my whole order for free. I tried turning it down but they insisted

>> No.12492360

yo fuck raw tomatoes

>> No.12492375

>>12489244
>You’re going straight to hell I’d you don’t like
wut

>> No.12492381

>>12489262
You eat things with mayonnaise and/or sauces made with the same technique and ingredients as mayonnaise and are too stupid and ignorant to realize you eat it

Lmao at your dumb picky ass

Also, great thread OP

>> No.12492386

>>12492359
Now you sound like a pussy

If they forgot the chicken then they're just making the job harder for themselves. You told them what you want and paid for it. You should get that. Making their job harder would be adding more stuff after the fact. You're actually making them worse at their job by bending over like that.

>> No.12492395

>>12492381
What does same technique have to do with it, faggot? I can like kind of pizza but not another even though they're made with the same technique. Damn, you're dumb as shit

>> No.12492400

>>12492011
they dont live long enough for it to bioaccumulate

>> No.12492422

>>12491210
>No
>No, although you might get some shit for it about being soy or something
I personally love having a vegetarian friend. Whenever the boys have a barbecue and we invite everyone from our college classes over, it really helps. I understand and appreciate that the focal point is meat but something else needs to be there to give the palate a small rest from just continuously beef, and it's better for whatever that stuff is not to be shit. Whenever vegetarian bro is missing for whatever reason, that means the girls are in charge of the sides and that's all there'll be. We paid for the meat and booze and volunteered the house and pool, so that and the dishes is all we ask them to do. However they don't really give much of a fuck, so to go along with some very on-point barbecue, it's always,
>whatever lettuce and tomatoes were cheapest at the store, tossed in canola oil and with a pinch of salt, for those girls who are watching their waistline or something and will only have that and a tiny piece of meat
>potatoes, boiled, chopped, cooled, mixed with an almost equal amount of mayo, salt optional and depends on if they remembered
However, if vegetarian bro's there, he'll bring some nice vegetables like eggplant and squash and mushrooms to throw on the grill. He'll put some olive oil on them, season liberally and throw on a garlic and herb mix, have lemons for squirting over the appropriate things. Simple, but very good shit. That's basically all he'll eat but always brings a ton extra to share. That being said, most people still just have mayo salad as their side because fuck if I know, tastelets. Then there's one girl who's nice and good at baking and will usually bring in a large amount of cake she made for dessert. So if her and vegibro are coming you know it's a good day.

There's also vegan bro who will just bring a few soy burgers for himself and be passive agrresive the whole night if you put them anywhere near the meat.

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>>12492395
>mayonnaise is a cold french mother sauce that is an emulsion of egg, oil, and a little vinegar
>thousands of variations of this sauce exist

You say you hate all mayonnaise and anything with mayonnaise in it, but you likely eat things that have mayonnaise in it or are made with the same base technique of mayonnaise and your too stupid to realize youre basically eating a fancy version of mayo

But your also too stupid to see the ignorance in "claiming to hate all mayo", but eating fancy versions of mayo... so idk what i expected from a retard on a Chilean wood working forum

>> No.12492455

>>12492431
Not that guy, but I have a problem with store bought mayonnaise used in any way. I have had the homemade stuff which to me seems completely different from the shit out of a jar, texture and all, and it's perfectly tasty stuff. But the store shit?

What really gets me is the smell. Everything about that smell screams inedible to me. I've tried to get past it, believe me, but I can't. It's not a very strong odor, but it's distinct and makes me want to die.

>> No.12492466

>>12492431
I'm aware other emulsion sauces exist. I like hollandaise but not mayo. You know why? Different ingredients, retard. Completely different taste. That's like saying that because someone likes roast chicken then HAVE TO like every other kind of roasted meat. Do you think every emulsion sauce is just mayo? Holy fuck what an idiot.

>> No.12492698

>>12489244
>onions
>tomato
>celery (tastes like rotten gym socks)
>mushrooms FUCK MUSHROOMS IT'S FUNGUS THAT GROWS ON DEAD THINGS
>olives (most vile shit ever)
>tomatoes (icky as fuck when raw)

It's not being picky. It's knowing when something isn't fit for human consumption. When a child is an infant, it instinctively spits out anything that tastes bitter or foul as a defense mechanism against poisons. Humans literally evolved that way but through operant conditioning, parents abuse their children into eating things naturally against their nature as sentient beings. You're all human garbage disposals and you should feel ashamed.

>> No.12492712

>>12492422
you need to control your women better.

>> No.12492716

>>12492698
>parents abuse their children by making them eat nutritionally dense foods

Yeah ok faggot. Sounds like someone's mad that mommy made him eat his broccoli before his tendies last night

>> No.12492723

>>12492716
t. child abuse victim

How many lashes did it take for you to eat that onion and carrot? Did you lose count?

>> No.12492725

>>12492698
human beings evolved to prefer better food, and drowing in way too many good options, you niggers eat yourself into dysfuntion but have the nerve to call others garbage disposals. humans will eat all edible food in the competitive environment we evolved in.

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I already feel like a trash retard over this, but I can't eat vegetables at all. When I was like, four or five I didn't like them and was a dramatic little cunt and figured out to vomit on command. Now I'm conditioned and still heave when I taste some stuff and don't know how to make it stop. Really fucking frustrating.

>> No.12492742

>>12492725
Rabbits, chickens, and other bottom feeding, prey animals feed on twigs, seeds, roots, and sticks because they're inclined to do so via superior predators that FORCE THEM TO WALLOW IN THE MUD. Enjoy your muddy carrots and turnips, cuck.

>> No.12492760

>>12490096
>Onions, carrots, and mushrooms are objectively disgusting
I slim person would never say something like this

>> No.12492761

>>12492723
>giving your kid a bath is abuse cause they don't like it
>taking your kid to doctor when they're sick is abuse cause you don't like it
>making your kid do their chores/homework is abuse cause they don't like it

If you have above a 60 IQ then you'll understand why you sound so stupid after reading that. Don't reproduce

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>>12492760
>I slim person would never say something like this
>I slim

>> No.12492763

>>12492762
It's a typo, faggot.

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>>12492763
>I slim

>> No.12492770

>>12492698
>not eating some of the most basic and important ingredients

>when a child is an infant it doesnt it proper food

Keep eating those burgers and chugging coke, big boy - you make evolution proud

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>>12492770
>when a child is an infant it doesnt it proper food

>> No.12492822

I'm 28 and the only thing I can think of that really doesn't work for me texture and taste-wise is sundried tomatoes.

>> No.12492866

>>12489354
I've seen so many women who say they don't eat "green stuff" it's so unbelievably retarded, no wonder newborns these days are mentally ill, malnourished, and deformed.

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>tfw food is one of the only reasons you enjoy life and you hear people saying that they limit what they eat on purpose
what is going on in your heads, guys

>> No.12493267

>>12489602
red onions, raw tomatoes and small fish eaten whole (like anchovies) are BAD but everything else i agree

>> No.12493443

>>12489659
Low iq tastebuds. Cilantro is
Good

>> No.12493595

>>12489244
Fuck this, I'll try most foods at least a few times, but some stuff I just don't like, and some stuff I know I won't like. I don't need to try calf brains to know I won't like them, and I live in a civilized country where I don't have to.

Shrimp on the other hand... for years I didn't like them, but I kept trying them because they looked so succulent. Fried, grilled, boiled, nothing worked, until I tried them in Chinese food and they clicked. Now I love shrimp in any form or style. Tastes do change over time, and just because you don't like something one way, doesn't mean you won't like it in another. I'm not a human garbage disposal though, and fuck anyone bitching and saying I should be.

>> No.12493600

>>12493267
raw tomatoes took me a long time, but I finally got a taste for them as an adult. I'm still say boo to restaurants that give you whole grape tomatoes in your salad, instead of dicing them so you can mix them up with the lettuce, cabbage, onions, cucumbers, and dressing.

>> No.12493603

>>12489659
>>12493443
Genetic defect. Biologists have identified the gene. These people will be purged in the Great Cleansing of the Cybro Wars.

>> No.12493737

The only food I refuse to eat is avocados or guac.

Not a fan of onions but I'll eat them.

>> No.12493747

>>12489244
I'll never eat you shitty tomatoes, fuck you.

>> No.12493752

>>12489354
Regular obese IS disgusting diabetes and early grave obese, m8.

>> No.12493756

>>12489354
Lettuce on sandwhiches is disgusting though

>> No.12493761

>>12492770
>calling someone else fat for not shoving everything in front of him down his throat

>> No.12493768

>>12489244
half of my family cooks their eggs hard so theyre like completely dry. my brother won't eat scrambled eggs that are just a little bit moist

>> No.12493771

Why do people get so anal when it comes to people having different opinions about food? No one freaks out this much when someone says they don't enjoy certain genre of music or movies, and call you a "picky" consumer. So why is it viewed as much a childish thing to not enjoy certain types of food?

>> No.12493792

>>12489256
Black eye peas are good as fuck, fuck off tastlet

>> No.12493797

>>12489602
>you're allowed to hate some foods
>BUT NOT THESE FOODS
Fuck off mate.

>> No.12493798

>>12493771
>No one freaks out this much when someone says they don't enjoy certain genre of music or movies
Anon, I....
You don't go out much do you?

>> No.12493802

>>12493771
when you're close to a picky eater their "preferences" often come at your expense. they are less happy to eat out at certain types of restaurants, complain a lot about food or are unpleasant when their requests can't be satisfied. things that are normal for children but not for adults, and annoying because you don't expect adults to act that way

>> No.12493804

>>12489602
Tomatoes are to sweat by themselves

>> No.12493808

>>12493798
What uncivilized area of the world do you live in? Most people I talk to will get slightly defensive, or confused if you say you don't like a certain genre, album, movie, ect and will try to debate that you're wrong. But never to the point to where they throw tantrums like OP is right now.

>> No.12493809

>>12493771
People certainly do the same with movies and music. I don't like The Beatles and they no extraordinary talent that I can see, but when I say that people flip the fuck out and tell me what I can and can't like. People are just elitist faggots about everything.
>>12493792
>this subjective taste is objectively good
>>12493768
Get a new family quick

>> No.12493825

>>12489244
>>12489602
>calls other people childish for not liking X food
>throws a temper tantrum because people don't like X food

>> No.12493853

>>12489244
>>Picky Eater

Found a cigarette butt in spaghetti at a church potluck as a kid

I now only eat food that I cook
Will not eat at a restaurant
Refuse to eat at anyone's home
Carefully inspect all canned or frozen food products that I might use

Still get sick remembering retching up that cigarette butt

>> No.12493855

>>12493808
Well have you met people in real life who throw tantrums (like OP) about picky eating in real life?
Chanses are that OP typed all of that with a straight face and smiled when he was choosing a funny picture to go with it.

>> No.12493859

>>12489244
I'll pick out anything I don't like. Namely, tomatoes. I'll choke down anything else. If you can't accept that I choose what goes down my gullet or not then you can go suck a fat one.

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>>12493855
OP here, This guy gets it. A lot of people take this shit too serious. Personally, I hate gummies or any “fruit” flavored candy. That shit obviously isn’t real and is just rendered fat and food coloring. Yuckers

>> No.12493879

>>12493853
That is fucking gnarly

>> No.12493906

ITT: Babbys first troll

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>>12493855
You're right. It's clearly a sign that someone out is happy and well adjusted when they spend time on the internet writing all caps angry messages about personal tastes.

Are you fucking stupid? No one really throws a fit about picky eaters in person, but that's because people are fake in person. Things said behind anonymity tend to be someone's true thoughts and feelings. Do you not understand human behavior at all?

>> No.12493922

>>12489256
>hating based Lima beans and black eyed peas
shit taste. I agree peas are just okay, though

>> No.12493937

>>12493853
Are you me?

> At a church pot-luck
> My family bought cheesy garlic bread, made from scratch
>Walking around the tables, saying hi to my friends
>"Hey anon! have some spaghetti! it'll go great with the garlic bread you family made!"
>Get served a place, go and ask for a piece of bread from my mom and find a seat with my friends
>Something about the spaghetti doesn't taste right and it's oily but still somehow watery and the pasta is kinda hard
>Whatever, free food
>twirl a bunch around my fork and eat it, start chewing
>taste something that really shouldn't be in there, grab a napkin and cough it up into the napkin
>all the other kids like "eww anon what in tarnation"
>I see it in the chewed pasta, clear as day, a fucking cigarette butt
>I dont say anything, get up and walk over to my dad and show him
>"eugh, thats fucking nasty. Who made that?"
>Point to Mr. Marandetti
>Dad takes the napkin and walks upto Mr. Marandetti, picks up his hand and places the napkin in it
>See them have a little exchange, dads pointing at me and getting all up in Mr.Marandettis shit
>Dad comes back and sits down, then gives me 3 of the cheesiest slices of garlic bread.
>"What did you do?"
>"I told him off anon."
>Dad mumbles under his breath "Fucking jerk-off, what kind of Italian can't make spaghetti"

Ever since I've never trusted anyone elses food. If it hasn't come out of my kitchen, I'm not eating it.

>> No.12493938

>>12493912
>It's clearly a sign that someone out is happy and well adjusted when they spend time on the internet writing all caps angry messages about personal tastes.

The only mark you missed from this is the all caps. I don't know why you even brought it up though because OP isn't in all caps.
Are you too angery to think clearly or what gives?

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>>12493938
>he's not even smart enough to read the whole thread
>>12489602

>> No.12493953

>>12490341
Absolutely this. Nothing ruins a burger like a slab of raw tomato slathered in ketchup.
I’m like the exact opposite of a picky eater but I have a burning hatred for ketchup.

>> No.12493966

>>12493944
>0 replies in a thread of 195 replis is in all caps
Anon just stop. You're making it worse for yourself and everyone else.

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food i won't eat:
any fish/seafood, including water roaches aka shrimp, lobster etc. (anything that lives in water should only be considered food by sub human poorfags)
lima beans
corn in its original form
brussel sprouts (how is that even a food lmao)
any meat that had 4 legs (aside from pepperoni on pizza) (red meat tastes good i just don't eat it)
all melons (so disgusting - anyone that can eat cantaloupe or watermelon isn't human)
romaine lettuce (fucking shit tier weed of the lettuce family)
any berry that's not in pie form
CILANTRO

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>>12489244
>Coleslaw
>Mayonnaise
>Eggs
>Most cheese
>Spinach
>Sprouts
>Black beans
>Baked beans
>Aubergine
>Vinegar
>Cabbage
>Celery
>Avocados
>Melon
>Olives
>Pickles
>Beetroot
>Sour cream

>> No.12493986

>>12489262
Based disgusting white slop hater, it destroys so many great foods

>> No.12494229

>>12489244
>I was a retard so that means you are too
What?

>> No.12494243

>>12489602
>ANYTHING YOUR PARENTS MAKE FOR YOU
No, fuck you. My father never learned how to cook and he always makes 3 dishes, 2 out of which are flat out disgusting. I put up with it as a kiddo, but whenever I come home from college and he makes his chicken stew, I'm not touching that shit.

>> No.12494245

>>12489645
You can eat tuna 5 times per day and nothing will happen to you, it's blown out of proportions and you need to inform yourself better.

>> No.12494257

>>12489961
I have a younger sister, she's about 9, and my parents fucked up by giving her sweets early on and letting her get accustomed to them. Just give her healthy shit when she's a baby and try to teach her that garbage food is okay here and there, but is ultimately garbage and unhealthy. Anyways, the worst you can have happen is for your kid to steadily get used to healthy shit like I did, but that's about it.

>> No.12494270

>>12490352
Not him, but they do though, especially onions once you mix them with cucumbers and tomato.

>> No.12494301

>>12493968
>anything that lives in water should only be considered food by sub human poorfags
You're a clueless fucking retard.

>> No.12494350

>>12489244
fuck off, i will not touch cilantro nor anything else that has phenylthiocarbamide in it.

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>>12489244
>>12489602
keep seething, faggot. I'll skip as many meals as I want and waste as much food as I want, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it, stupid nigger faggot

>> No.12494754

>>12489244
I've always been one who's willing to try new stuff (with some exceptions of course) and likes a variety of meals so I never understood picky eaters. I have a cousin who would only eat chicken nuggets for dinner until he was like ten. Like what the fuck.

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I genuinely don't believe that — barring some bizarre genetic defect (e.g. cilantro) or medical condition — people could hate any food cooked at its best.

>>12489602
>TOMATOES
As an American child in the Midwest, I *hated* tomatoes — they were all bland, gritty, grainy pieces of plumped-up shit. Chalk this one up to lack of exposure to homegrown produce.
>ONIONS
As is the case with cremini and other farmed mushrooms, they probably were not cooked long enough. Raw onions are an acquired taste, and shouldn't be sprouting (a sadly common sight).
>ANY NORMAL CONDIMENT
Ketchup is pure HFCS, and so belongs on no table but Satan's. Yellow mustard has its uses, but 99/100 times would be better if replaced with a real mustard (which is also an acquired taste). Common relish is HFCS, see above. Mayo is fine, but again, best homemade.
>FISH
Fish is very easy for n00bs to fuck up at home. Add to this the fact that fish is best when fresh, and people in the heartlands eat freezer-burnt cod or what have you.
>SEAFOOD IN GENERAL
Ditto and double the above. You want to panfry scallops at home? Good luck not getting raped in the ass by that waterlogging preservative they put in ALL supermarket scallops. Any sear is impossible.
>VEGETABLES
Probably either not in season or not cooked properly.
>SPICES
This complaint is too broad to be easily explained. Either the spice has lost its flavor (because people buy preground shit), or else it doesn't belong in the dish, or else too much was used.
>ANYTHING YOUR PARENTS MAKE FOR YOU
On average, people are not good cooks. Same with parents. But, the little shits should be grateful nonetheless.

>> No.12496082

>>12489354
>She's obese but not disgusting diabetes and early grave obese
There's no such thing.

>> No.12496149

>>12489963
Used to think I disliked raw tomatoes. Then I had some from my grandfather's garden and would literally eat them like apples. Delicious.

>> No.12496172

If you like all foods equally, can you really say you like food? It's all the same quality to you. One must have preferences to truly love foods.

Personally I dislike brussel sprouts and green beans.

>> No.12496189

>>12496172
No one was talking about having preferences. The thread is about picky people who flat out refuse to eat certain foods, not people who prefer some foods to others.

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>>12493855

Yes. Actually people throwing trantrums and generally being totally nervewracked about my picking eating as a kid was incredibly strange. My parents tried to break me of it and failed so they stopped caring, this became an issue with the rest of the family when I wouldn't happily wolf down everything put in front of me at some big family dinner. They literally could not eat normally unless I was doing the same, the entire dinner would become focused on poking me and staring at me while I ate to the point anyone would be uncomfortable or scared and it, socially, ruined the dinner for everyone.

They did this over and over, totally unable to stop themselves even after good discussions of why they shouldn't be making me so uncomfortable. It happened for so long that I developed a way of taunting them where I'd do a fake PBS's "Nature" voiceover that went like "the alpha is unable to eat unless his pack eats" and just other shit that made the behavior seem unsophisticated and animal-like. In the end I broke them of it and made them ashamed of the behavior and unable to continue performing it. I got the idea when I learned that one of humanity's most immediate reaction's to Darwin's Origin of Species was to start removing a lot of body hair, it was the actual moment being hairy became unpopular because "I'm not a monkey!".

So yeah OP can take his weird pack bonding behavior and shove it up his ass.

>> No.12496430

>>12496413
You remind me of my 12 year old nephew that won't eat a single thing at Thanksgiving but will sit at the table and beg my sister for Mcdonalds nuggets. He does this because for three straight years, all that she fed him was ramen, chicken nuggets, Kraft macaroni, and lunchables. He's almost 13 now and will still only eat about 8 different things.

>> No.12496665

>>12490082
>noodles and butter
Fuck yes liked that shit as a kid also.

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>friend invites me to some soiboy cuckold's house
>soiboy insists I try his casserole
>politely tell him that I can't eat casserole and that I only eat chicken nuggets and spaghetti
>"why are you such a picky eater?"
>tell him I'm not picking anything, I literally can't
>he tells me I can if I try
>smile, take his casserole, put in my mouth, and immediately vomit all over his dining room table
>"I told you I can't, lol"
>never get invited back

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>>12496413
>being this smug about having the palette of a child

>> No.12497502

I can't eat eggs, they taste disgusting to me, it's like their texture and their oily flavor that's so unappealing , I know they're used in tons of basic recipes but I honestly can't eat them.

>> No.12497521

>>12490096
ok fatass

>> No.12497576

>>12496413
You literally have aspergers.

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>>12489602
This is the most laddit post I've ever seen kill yourself

>> No.12497695

>>12493937
based dad

>> No.12497767

>>12496082
I think you know what I mean dude

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>>12489244
Asparagus is a shit tier veggie. Anything that makes your pee smell like sulfur should not be eaten.

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>>12497792
It's absolutely delicious though.
Easily worth it.

>> No.12497806

>>12497803
Absolutely bland, more like. There are so many better greens you could eat instead.

>> No.12497820

>>12492359
You're just laid back.
Who cares what other anons think?
I mean clearly you got some free shit because of it, so what's so bad?

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>>12497806
Sounds to me like you just have objectively bad taste, anon.
The only thing better than asparagus is spinach.

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The only vegetable I eat is potatoes. I don't eat any fruit at all. Always been this way idk. I mostly live off meat. I do wish I liked vegetables, it'd make losing weight a lot easier. I gag when I try eating any of them.

>> No.12498596

>>12489244
I'm unable to eat fish due to a childhood trauma. I'm able to taste it, sometimes i even like it, but when i swallow it, my muscles tense up and i'm immediately forced to gag it out. If i try to hold it in, i'll simply vomit.

>> No.12498621

>>12489244
anyone here who is just appalled by texture and not taste? this is why i dont eat food with any condiment and can eat any vegetable as long as its not creamy

>>12489262
>>12489602
>>12489659

>> No.12498676

>>12489244
Fuck you, you assblasted mega-queer. I fucking HATE cauliflower, pickles, and mustard. Tomatoes and mushrooms can fuck off too. If any of you clowns disagree with me, I don't give a shit, I'll fucking destroy any cauliflower you try to hand me.

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12498720

I really dont like that food that you like

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>eating sushi
>family: DON'T EAT THAT RAW FISH YOU WILL GET SICK
>me: I have eaten this numerous times before. Every day, literally millions of people eat sushi. Not only asian people. Millions of people across America. 99.9% of them see no ill effects.
>family: DON'T EAT THAT RAW FISH YOU WILL GET SICK

>> No.12498885

>>12489602
>ANYTHING YOUR PARENTS MAKE FOR YOU
muh parents

>> No.12499046

>>12490341
Might as well just kill yourself now if you hate being alive that much.

>> No.12499122

>>12489262
Fuck you you fucking nigger you and your vile kind are killing sandwiches. Every fucking day I go and get the lunchtime meal deal - £3 for a sandwich, a drink, and a bag of crisps - and it's always light fucking mayo or no mayo! on every fucking sandwich. Even prawn fucking may - an English classic - is fucking light nigger mayo, fuck you and fuck your family. I hope your sisters have hysterical pregnancies and then spontaneous abortions.

>> No.12499148

Fucking tomato pasta sauce I love tomatoes and marinara but to much tomato and the taste of warm tomato makes me gag

>> No.12499202

>>12489262
I was like you once. Then I grew up. Mayo is based and you are cringe.

>> No.12499215

>>12489961
White rice is based. People only eat brown rice because they think """""eating healthy""""" will make them live longer when they're just going to die anyway.

>> No.12499240

>>12489354
Hold on, are you saying potatoes aren't vegetables?

>> No.12499262

>>12489244
You need to consider >>12489265
The way you described it, I don't think it was actually bad, you might not either. But you can internalize stuff as trauma and misremember it. It would also explain why you are lashing out like this over something so inane. Maybe talking to a professional about your childhood could help. Good luck OP, however you continue.

>> No.12499442

>>12499240
He's not, but his sister seems to think so

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>>12489244
>perfectly edible
That's extremely debatable you retard. A lot of what you'd call "perfectly edible" would give someone else an intestinal blockage. I'm not putting myself in a hospital to satisfy your uninformed autism. Fuck off.

>> No.12499576

You guys are funny. But In all honesty cilantro can go suck a donkey dick

>> No.12499619

>>12489354
1.post pics of sister
2.I like vegetables on my meals but I don't like low quality fast food lettuce

>> No.12499631

I won't eat
>salad
>mayonaise
>ranch dressing
>vinegar based hot sauces because fuck vinegar
>black olives
>cake
>pepsi
>raw vegetables

I also hate cold sandwitches but could tolerate them. I just fundamentally consider cold food to be a ration and not a meal. It's not that hard to put a burrito on the dash board when camping rather than eat a stupid cold sandwitch.

>> No.12499639

>>12493756
This. Why in the fuck did anyone think flavorless cold watery shit would be good on savory hot meat? It's fucking retarded. All of that shit doesn't belong on a hot sandwitch.

>> No.12499858

>>12496413
People could do shit like that with music and movie taste too so my original point still stands. Your story however is just a normal and a healthy family trying to get the weird kid to eat stuff.

>> No.12499870

>>12489244
raw tomato is shit on everything, I don't even want to hear "hurr durr it can be good" maybe it can, but it isnt because you use shit trash garbage slime tomatoes and then get bitchy when I pull that shit off my sandwich, fuck off

>> No.12499880

>>12496430
This is why children have autism. The kid has an undeveloped gut microbiome.

>> No.12499883

>>12489265
>forced to eat mashed potatoes
>not forced to kneel on uncooked rice or prop yourself up with your head on the corner-bead of a wall
>abuse
HA get a load of this nu-age fag. Did your parents send you to your room complete with a TV and gamestation as punishment? No wonder men are such fairies like you nowadays

>> No.12499913

>>12499883
Lol remember when dad hit you and then told you not to cry or he'd hit you again?

Absolutely character building.

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>whenever my sister is home she is adamant about cooking for everyone
>always makes one note pasta dishes with too much oil, always with loads of capers, and manages to use every fucking pot and pan in the house
>suggest I cook one night
>make sushi with everyone with some miso,little clean up required, everyone bonds as a family for once and people tell me we should do that more often
>except her, who refused to even try it, hid in her room during dinner, then came down after everyone was asleep and fucking made a mess again making pasta for herself
She left us to have dinner with her boyfriend because she refused to eat anything that wasn't doused in oil.

>> No.12499970

>eating shit you don't like somehow makes you a better person

Jazz fan detected

>> No.12499980

>>12499945
I feel bad for her. She's trying, and you one-upped her effortlessly first time. Sounds like her identity is tied to being the cook who can provide a meal to her loved ones. Maybe you could suggest a recipe that'd be easy for her that would also be better than her pasta.

>> No.12499982

>>12499970
do you mean the music or the Utah Jazz? If the former you are a fag, if the latter you're all right.

>> No.12500002

>>12499982
The music

>oh look at me for liking wrong notes played out of time, I r so smart

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>>12500002
>Haha yeah I don't understand music theory but loool jazz sucks bro. I like classical music because it gives me an erudite image ultimately no one cares about. Stravinsky, Beethoven, Brahms... the list goes on man.

>> No.12500024

My list of things I don't want to eat has whittled down over the years and now theres nothing I won't eat. Last thing was probably mushrooms, but now I love mushrooms, I think you can learn to love things if you don't let your prejudices about said thing get in the way

>> No.12500031

>be gf
>i don't like burgers
>i don't like pizza
>i don't like tomatoes
>i don't tomato sauce
>i don't like thick bacon
>i don't like McDonalds
>i don't like Taco Johns

>> No.12500035

>>12500031
>>i don't like Taco Johns

Alright now that bitch has gone too far

>> No.12500043

>>12489244
I "made" you some goat semen, op.
I "worked hard" to make it, you better not refuse to eat it

>> No.12500074

>>12489354
I said this in another thread but I have a coworker that basically eats like a 12-year-old. She has two kids, and this women "doesn't really eat vegetables." I bought a large chicken Cesar salad last week and offered to split it with her, she made a face like I was offering her dogshit and said "ugh no I don't eat salads or green things". And she means it, she wouldn't even try a brussel sprout when she was offered $10.
The fucked-up part is that she's trying to get healthy and she's not even fat, but yet she just will NOT eat any vegetables beyond mashed potatoes

>> No.12500078

>>12500031
I had a friend back in college who would only ever eat Kraft mac+cheese, turkey sandwiches with white bread, MnNuggets from McDonalds, and other such things. He wouldn't even eat cheese pizza because it had "too many flavors".

>> No.12500082

>>12500074
brussel sprouts are pretty fuckin nasty though

>> No.12500088

>>12500074
She might have digestive problems. Green vegetables are heavy in cellulose which isn't digestible by humans, which is why salads.are a stereotypical weight loss meal (you're eating but not really digesting hardly anything).
I hate having to explain this on the occassions someone from my work tries to get me to eat food with them so I just refuse any sort of going out for food or eating something someone brings and leave it at "I have intestinal problems and get fucked up by random ingredients you wouldn't think of."
https://www.webmd.com/ibd-crohns-disease/low-residue-diet-foods#1-2

>> No.12500105

>>12500082
cook it up with a little olive oil and garlic
viola

>> No.12500109

>>12500105
I think you mean wa-la

>> No.12500111

>>12489256
Black eyed peas are alright without fergie

>> No.12500119

>>12489602
when I eat fish I get sick and vomit all over .

>> No.12500121

>>12500109
no

>> No.12500125

>>12489244
I HATE EGGPLANT YOU CAN'T ME EAT IT

>> No.12500154

>>12500088
>She might have digestive problems.
She's openly admitted that she doesn't, she just doesn't like the taste of vegetables. She won't even try a lot of foods if they're not American, and if a non-white person makes her meal she gets noticeably uncomfortable

>> No.12500168

>>12499631
>won't eat cake
Anon I...

>> No.12500201

>>12499913
Uhhm It actually was? When my dad hit me, it was because i did some dumb-ass shit or something genuinely fucked up. I earned intestinal fortitude and learned not to feel sorry for myself when i set myself up for failure, and to learn from mistakes instead of blaming everyone else for my results. When your parents force you to eat your yucky peas and green beans, its a lesson in perseverance and humility retard, not abuse.
Youre not special, nobody owes you anything and you dont get trophys for being a loser. Sounds like some lessons that need to be taught nowadays, but thats alot harder than sitting your kids down in front of a TV and telling them the world revolves around them isnt it?

>> No.12500204

>>12499639
It adds a nice crunchy texture. Same reason some retards put chips in sandwiches but that's honestly just too much imo

>> No.12500205

Holy fucking shit, I can't believe all these literal children who don't like basic foods and then get buttmad about regular people eating regular food. I guess this explains all the fast food threads.

>>12489244
Cottage cheese is the only food I will outright refuse, it makes me want to fucking vomit. I dislike kiwis and raw beets but can eat or even enjoy them in certain dishes.

>> No.12500208

>>12500018
>stoned niggers rattling notes from a saxophone with a rudimentary drum beat
>music theory

>> No.12500245

>>12500154
>and if a non-white person makes her meal she gets noticeably uncomfortable
Absolutely based

>> No.12500253

>>12489244
how can you hate potatoes
they taste like nothing

>> No.12500257

It's ok to like some foods better than others, but if there are foods that you flat out won't eat for reasons other than medical reasons you have the mind of a child and are likely a fat ass who eats one kind of junk food more than anything else.

>> No.12500270

>>12500253
It was the texture for me as a kid. I threw up the first time I ate them.

>> No.12500297

>>12489642
People who don't like mushrooms are guaranteed to be part of the lower parts of society.

>> No.12500313

>>12490096
>being "forced" to eat vegetables is child abuse
Spotted the fat retard.

>> No.12500388

>>12500208
This is why all the best jazz musicians are white

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>>12500388
Off topic, but highly appreciated

>> No.12500677

>>12490096
Kyssssssssss

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tfw it's true

>> No.12500722

>>12500399
Nice dubs

>> No.12500726

>>12500208
>>12500388
>i know as much about jazz as I do anything else - absolutely nothing!

>> No.12500961

>>12500388
>stoned niggers rattling notes
>stoned niggers
>niggers
>rattling notes
Yea, never even mentioned wh*te people but okay

>> No.12500984

>>12489244
"Normal shit" is such a weird thing to say. Taste is subjective and while I would eat anything that remotely comes close to my face I don't think considering any other opinion as invalid is wise. Live and let live anon.

>> No.12501481

>>12500119
Eat your fish boy.

>> No.12501513

>>12500388
Wes Montgomery, charlie Parker, Miles fucking Davis..., do they look like wiggers?

>> No.12501556

>>12490096
most are adults anon

>> No.12501557

>>12489642
>>12500297
I have an irrational fear of mushrooms and even i'll eat them

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>>12492698
>celery
how? it hardly tastes like anything. that's like saying you hate the flavor of water or air.

>> No.12502058

>>12500205
>Cottage cheese is the only food I will outright refuse, it makes me want to fucking vomit.
lmao I'm so happy I'm Slav, cottage cheese goes everywhere!

> this thread
my grandma survived a famine and she told me that it's disrespectful to not eat what I've got, so I can eat 99% of food except some really weird and smelly foreign quirks

if I don't like it, I still eat it whole because that's what respectful to the food and to people who cooked and grew/harvested/caught/picked it

>> No.12502097

>>12501598
they're just straight yuck

>> No.12502112

>>12502058
>my grandma survived a famine and she told me that it's disrespectful to not eat what I've got, so I can eat 99% of food except some really weird and smelly foreign quirks
>if I don't like it, I still eat it whole because that's what respectful to the food and to people who cooked and grew/harvested/caught/picked it

Not Slav, but I grew up poor and this has always been my mentality, too. I didn't have the luxury of refusing food and/or begging for tendies or McDonalds.

>> No.12502147

I love my mother to death, but I think she's severely autistic. She wants fast food often enough to annoy me. She either wants plain hamburgers or hamburger with only mustard. No fast food places ever get it right. They always put cheese on, or onions or some shit. She always gets mad and surprised that they've fucked it up. She refuses to stop special ordering, or go somewhere else. At least once a week this happens.

>> No.12502338

>>12501557
Why are you afraid of mushrooms did you get diddled by a man in a mushroom suit?

>> No.12502386
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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!

I REFUSE TO EAT RAW ONION YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! IT RUINS EVERYTHING!!

>> No.12502401

>>12500035
The only place I've pulled up to the drive thru, and then left after looking at a menu

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>>12489244
>add a little lao gan ma to stir fry
>bf cries about how spicy it is

>> No.12502481

>>12489602
Parents cooking isn't always that good, my mother in law recently served my wife and I, as long as the rest of her family, raw chicken cordon bleu, raw rice, and shitty vegetables. My wife isn't a picky eater ,(though her sister is) but she became the cook in her family to not have to eat her parents both disgusting cooking. So scratch that last part out and the list is perfect.

>> No.12502500

If there is garlic on literally anything* except for a steak I can't eat it.

*This includes hamburger.

>> No.12502577

>>12489244
my girlfriend is literally diagnosed as autistic
the following is a nearly complete list of what she'll eat:
>meat (pretty much anything meat, but mostly chicken nuggets/tenders)
>rice
>diet coke (she's okay with most sodas, but her primary drink intake is diet coke)
>fried potatoes (read: french fries)
>cheese pizza (or anything resembling a plain cheese pizza)
>most sweets

mildly suffering, especially when I'm trying to decide where to go for dinner
at least she's not fat, but she's totally going to die before I do with her diet
been trying to fix it however I can, but it might be a lost cause

>>12490096
Carrots are kinda sweet, it's hard to imagine people not liking them.
At some point I developed a taste for onions, they're okay.
I can easily see people not liking mushrooms, at least.

>> No.12502746

>>12489244
I won't eat a sandwich with fake cheese on it.

>> No.12502866

>>12492455
checked, I hate store bought mayo too
>>12492466
checked, actually hollandaise and mayo are almost the exact same thing.and you can even make mayo with clarified butter (making them more similar) but store bought is bunk regardless.
finishing sauces with cream/butter/egg yolks/whipped cream is the way to go
>t. actual saucier

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>>12493937
>cigarette butt in your cooking

how does this even happen? I am a 35oz+/day alcoholic and smoke a pack per day and I've always acutely aware of where my butts end up. I also have smoked in my vehicles over the past 15years and never once found a rogue cigarette butt.
pic unrelated just an el cheapo lobster night several months ago.

>> No.12503458

>>12489602
>ANYTHING YOUR PARENTS MAKE FOR YOU
Underage detected. My boomer father still doesn't believe that raw chicken is harmful, doesn't think cross-contamination exists and reuses plates and cutlery for a week before washing them.