/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12488825]

>salad

[Anonymous No.12488851]

>>12488825
have sex

[Anonymous No.12488856]

Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.12488867]

>>12488851
dilate

[Anonymous No.12488871]

>>12488825
eating veggies is hipster?

[Anonymous No.12488878]

>>12488825
i'd toss her salad

[Anonymous No.12488882]

>>12488871
For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three

[Anonymous No.12488886]

>>12488882

[Anonymous No.12488889]

>>12488882
>>12488886
back to twitter, both of you

[Anonymous No.12488891]

Why ARE alt-girls more incline to becoming vegetarians?
t. technopunk lady who's vegan but doesn't know the answer

[Anonymous No.12488908]

>>12488891
Ugly broads would rather act crazy for attention than lose weight

[Anonymous No.12488929]

>>12488908
Have sex.

[Anonymous No.12488937]

>>12488825
>that
>hipster
I don't think you know what a hipster is.

[Anonymous No.12488940]

>>12488867
yikes

[Anonymous No.12488973]

Is that girl Elvira's granddaughter?
They have strikingly similar facial features, and I don't just mean the makeup

[Anonymous No.12488981]

>>12488825
>hipster
Fuck, I didn't think emo scene kids existed anymore. I thought they went extinct.

[Anonymous No.12489000]

>>12488940
cringe

[Anonymous No.12489003]

>>12488882
for ever animal you eat i'll molest 3 kids and recruit them for the gay army

[Anonymous No.12489028]

>>12488891
>lady

[Anonymous No.12489055]

>>12488891
alt people take more abuse from others and it might make them try harder to not do the same. could also just be that since they're alternative they're more likely to be open to new ideas.

and now tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.12489070]

>>12488825
>Hair looks great
>The piercings, nails and everything else.....
all my nope.

[Anonymous No.12489080]

>>12489070
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12489091]

>>12489028
>2019
>not /b/
>cooking board
You could at least be sexist right.

[Anonymous No.12489098]

>>12489070
Take my internets

[Anonymous No.12489102]

>>12488891
Mostly for a slimmer figure, in my experience.

[Anonymous No.12489107]

>>12489091
>the rules of the internet suddenly have an expiration date
That's not how it works faggot. Rule 30 is universal, not board specific.

[Anonymous No.12489118]

>>12489107
>still associating yourself with Anonymous
yikes
cringe
Read up on netiquette.

[Anonymous No.12489144]

>>12489118
Netiquette is something used on reddit and similar sites where you have to feign politeness, lest you want to get banned. Fortunately we don't have that kind of oppression here, outside of a certain board.

[Anonymous No.12489155]

>>12489102
Probably this but 95% of them are overweight anyway

[Anonymous No.12489169]

>>12488891

How many times do you dilate a day?

[Anonymous No.12489206]

>>12489070
>Rainbow-colored damaged and spongy hair looks good
Ok

[Anonymous No.12489212]

>>12488891
you'll never be a girl, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12489213]

>>12488871
That's a scene kid

[Anonymous No.12489218]

>>12489206
i think it's supposed to look like cotton candy

[Anonymous No.12489226]

>>12489091
tits or gtfo is always implied if they state they're a female. There is no reason to say you're a female other than to call attention to themselves

[Anonymous No.12489235]

>>12488891
Can you pls post your feet pls?

[Anonymous No.12489264]

>>12489235
It's cold and I don't want to move them out from underneath my blanket.

[Anonymous No.12489276]

>>12489226
>they're
>singular
Fuck off tumblr. Unless proof to the contrary, in the form of timestamped tits, get posted, there are no girls on the internet.

[Anonymous No.12489283]

>>12489226
She stated a reason. She's an alt-girl, but doesn't know why many others are vegan. Even used "t." Syntax. Even if people see nail polish on someone's hands when posting mug pics, you guys throw an autisium fit.

[Anonymous No.12489311]

>>12489283
>she

[Anonymous No.12489320]

Why not get a salad with dead animals on it? I do it, it's fucking great.

[Anonymous No.12489331]

>>12489118
>Read up on netiquette.
>4chan

Based retard

[Anonymous No.12489352]

>>12489276
they're is plural. as in all females

[Anonymous No.12489360]

>>12488882
have sex carnist virgin freak

[Anonymous No.12489962]

>>12488981
That's what makes it hipster now. It's, like, retro, man.

[Anonymous No.12490361]

>>12489000

....okay honey

[Anonymous No.12490514]

>>12488871
>veggies
Stop speaking like a toddler

[Anonymous No.12490602]

>>12488891
Here's some more attention, hole.

[Anonymous No.12490688]

Romans ate salad. "Salad" literally just comes from their word for "salted", as they'd put a salty dressing on vegetables.

[Anonymous No.12491465]

>>12490688
Yeah and where's the Roman Empire now? Huh?

Vegans BTFO

[Anonymous No.12491601]

>>12489070
>implying you wouldn’t fill that girl with semen

[Anonymous No.12491610]

>>12489144
/a/?

[Anonymous No.12491904]

>>12489962
>my high school gens stuff is becoming retro like disco
Fuck, I feel old.

[Anonymous No.12492707]

>>12491610
/lgbt/
You can literally get banned there for questioning the mental sanity of the surviving 60%.

[Anonymous No.12492731]

>>12488891
Girls are naturally credulous and inclined to do anything others say, and people say women should eat less meat and more sugary sweet things and dainty salads. so they do.

[Anonymous No.12492739]

>>12492707
I tried to test this, but after solving the captcha ten times and being asked to do another one I gave up on making my post.

[Anonymous No.12492744]

>>12492707
>durr spamming means its a hug box
you'd have to be retarded to think breaking (((global rules))) by shitposting on lgbt is equivelant to having to be polite. The board you actually want is /s4s/ because if you go there and act like a cunt they will roast your balls as part of their ethnic board culture

[Anonymous No.12492750]

>>12492744
What is this I don't even.
Did you even READ the post you replied to?

[Anonymous No.12492771]

>>12489118
Go back

[Anonymous No.12492782]

>>12489070
Post gf for comparison

[Anonymous No.12492859]

>>12488891

[Anonymous No.12493451]

i fucking love scene girls

[Anonymous No.12493587]

>>12488891
i'm gay btw not sure if that matters

[Anonymous No.12494446]

I prefer 80's goth girls myself

[Anonymous No.12494655]

>>12488882
settle down maddox

[Anonymous No.12494666]

Salads taste great. Fuck carnists and fuck vegans.

[Anonymous No.12494673]

>>12494446
If I wasn't lazy that hair would be my aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.12494679]

>>12494673
That's my hair after I wake up from not showering for two days and I wish it wasn't

[Anonymous No.12494734]

>>12488891
>I'm vegan but I don't know why haha crazy right? XD
What are you doing with your life?

[Anonymous No.12495061]

>>12488851
>>12488867
>>12488940
>>12489000
>>12490361
fucking lost it lmao

[Anonymous No.12495072]

>>12488825
Post bagina

[Anonymous No.12495089]

Fucking whiggers

[Anonymous No.12495121]

>>12488981
In flyover land adults are all trying to pretend it's 1963 and children are trying to push boundaries by pretending it's 1997

[Anonymous No.12495124]

>>12494734
I'm going to an escape room today. Wbu?

[Anonymous No.12495139]

>>12495121
That makes sense unironically.

[Anonymous No.12495150]

>>12495124
Beating off to furry porn for the 4th time today and going to bed, thanks for asking

[Anonymous No.12495174]

>>12488891
Alt-girls are overly empathetic due to low self-esteem. They would rather compromise their own heath, by eating an unbalanced diet, than hurt animals.

Alt-girls are also pretty dumb. They are easily persuaded by emotional appeals (ie not hurting animals) as opposed to scientific findings (ie what constitutes a healthy diet)

[Anonymous No.12495205]

>>12495174
Tell me more about this healthy diet of yours?

[Anonymous No.12495220]

>>12495174
>Alt-girls are also pretty dumb.
You can fuck off okay. I don't think you recognize the flaws in citing "scientific findings" as your source when meat consumption has skyrocketed since the early 1900s, and so has obesity, heart disease, and other digestive-related illnesses. YOU'RE dumb.

[Anonymous No.12495300]

>>12495205
I don't partake in extreme elimination diets for starters
>>12495220
Why are you just blaming meat? People also live more sedentary lives, consume more junk food, and are exposed to more environmental toxins, among other things. You're just being delusional

[Anonymous No.12495344]

>>12489213
Not him, but the image is named hipster dot jay peggle

[Anonymous No.12495362]

>>12495300
>People also live more sedentary lives
No proof of this.

[Anonymous No.12495364]

>>12488891
Being alternative, especially being punk, is about being critical of the standard, and the way we treat livestock is clearly unethical.
However, equally, very few of you actually do this thinking, and most just do what you do and follow the out-crowd instead of following the standard crowd, completely defeating the purpose.

tl;dr kill yourself or think for yourself, attention whore

[Anonymous No.12495378]

>>12495362
>people haven't become more sedentary since the 1900s

not him but ask me how I know you're retarded

[Anonymous No.12495386]

>>12495364
>However, equally, very few of you actually do this thinking, and most just do what you do and follow the out-crowd instead of following the standard crowd
You're right but fuck you and fuck off. I stopped eating meat because my doctor said I ate too much.

[Anonymous No.12495803]

>>12495386
>My doctor said I ate too much so I decided to completely cut it out of my diet
Although I support ethical veganism, your doctor did not mean absolutely cut that shit out of your diet, he meant moderate it, especially if you are of the evil sex. But as long as you're supplementing that iron you'll be fine bruh and I ain't gonna tell you to stop.

[Anonymous No.12495926]

>>12495362
He means people who finished education

[Anonymous No.12495943]

this post will destroy incels

there is no reason NOT to fuck as many people as you please to. morality, demurity, chastity, virginity are all spooks. be smart and you won't get an std or unwanted pregnancy. there's literally no consequence. if you want a few extra years to slut around before getting a husband just keep in shape and take care of your skin. the majority of women are obese trash who age themselves 10+ years. a well kept 30 year old looks better than an absolute slob 22 year old. by the time he learns your real age he'll already be hooked and it won't matter. "ah baby you're perfect, god you're so hot and fuck so good, but this number on this piece of paper is too high so I'm afraid I have to leave you and be single, bitter, and miserably lonely for another 5 years, by which time i'll be fat and balding and no woman will want me." yeah, nah.

further. i've fucked tons of married men and their wives quite obviously don't know jack shit. you can cheat on your partner very easily. again, have safe sex, no stds or pregnancies, and there is no possible consequence.

men only know your "number" if you tell them.

reminder that if men were as desired as women, they'd be even bigger sluts than we are. anyone saying female promiscuity is "bad" is bitter grapes personified. if you COULD fuck, you would. the term is "incel" not "volcel." if incels could become chad tomorrow and fuck 1000 people they would in a heartbeat.

>m-muh roast

there's no difference taking one dick 200 times or 200 dicks one time, or even a dildo 200 times. either way, that's not how anything works, you retarded incel mongrels. my pussy is picture perfect.

[Anonymous No.12495962]

>>12495943
>my pussy is picture perfect.
*jumps through my computer monitor and stuffs my nose right up your snatch like opposing magnetic forces before giving your sweet, peachy pussy a big ol' sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*

[Anonymous No.12496015]

>>12495943
but why on a cooking board?

[Anonymous No.12496019]

>>12495344
Its named incorrectly

[Anonymous No.12496047]

>>12488929
Dilate

[Anonymous No.12496146]

>>12496019
I agree, just pointing out that it's OP's faggot fault.

[Anonymous No.12496812]

>>12488973
This is or should be her granddaughter, not that flat scenester

[Anonymous No.12497159]

>>12488825
I nailed a girl like this back in highschool. Still don't understand how the fuck I pulled that off. She had a sweet ass

[Anonymous No.12497880]

>>12489070
>>Hair looks great

[Anonymous No.12498290]

>>12488891
Your whole persona is about being contrarian. If the world would become vegan today, you would start a burger food truck tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.12498589]

>>12488878
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