Webm thread: somebody just post the fucking egg guy so we can move on with our lives edition Also, why are women like this

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Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:04:25 2019 No.12479348 [Reply] [Original]

Webm thread: somebody just post the fucking egg guy so we can move on with our lives edition

Also, why are women like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:07:10 2019 No.12479366 >>12479348 I love how the kids just stare in horror when they see her doing that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:08:29 2019 No.12479378 File: 1.28 MB, 738x623, f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479348 its to cool the tendie off if its too hot. ive seen it done before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:13:15 2019 No.12479407 >>12479378 Actually the reason she gave was for the flavor when they interviewed her during the aftermath. Nothing to do with heat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:15:40 2019 No.12479429 >>12479348 even her kids are dumbfounded

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:16:37 2019 No.12479432 >>12479429 Yup. They can't believe what they're seeing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:17:37 2019 No.12479440 >>12479348 anyone have that webm of the pancetta, cheese and french fries sandwitch getting grilled? that thing must be 2000+ calories but it makes me drool every time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:19:52 2019 No.12479455 >>12479348 It’s something she did as a child and never realized as an adult that it was retarded. Like adults who put ketchup on their eggs. Or ketchup on anything for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:24:20 2019 No.12479486 >>12479348 but how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:29:23 2019 No.12479515 >>12479486 HAHAHA SO EPIC AND BASED AND EGGPILLED

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:31:58 2019 No.12479528 File: 325 KB, 400x889, egg_king.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479348 Peasant

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:32:37 2019 No.12479531 >>12479515 imagine getting this mad at an egg fort

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:34:51 2019 No.12479543 >>12479531 Fuck off, soy. Go dilate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:34:59 2019 No.12479544 File: 1.33 MB, 759x629, ttt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479407 what a dumb cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:35:27 2019 No.12479546 >>12479515 someone post it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:37:46 2019 No.12479557 >>12479546 Post what? The roast?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:37:52 2019 No.12479560 File: 628 KB, 700x800, ckmu44.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479486 how does he score goals?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:43:19 2019 No.12479592 >>12479348 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7VlU60JJII My girl has a music career ahead of her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:45:16 2019 No.12479598 >>12479348 >women Your incel is showing through.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:45:52 2019 No.12479606 >>12479560 This is going straight to the pool room.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:46:34 2019 No.12479608 File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, eggfort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:47:35 2019 No.12479613 >>12479348 I'm a woman and I like dipping my burgers in peppermint milkshakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:47:41 2019 No.12479614 Listening to annoying little kids yap will sometimes make your brain just turn completely off. She probably vaguely thought it was ketchup or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:47:59 2019 No.12479616 File: 1.96 MB, 720x900, eggflip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:49:06 2019 No.12479624 >>12479613 a roastie with an idiotic idea, how unexpected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:49:22 2019 No.12479626 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, vegan eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:51:20 2019 No.12479634 >>12479613 The only reason you're saying this is because you saw how much attention the soda chicken woman is getting and now you want it too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:51:39 2019 No.12479635 >>12479407 >they interviewed her Kek that's a joke right, they didn't actually interview her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:52:08 2019 No.12479640 File: 928 KB, 480x480, 1553324626745.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:52:21 2019 No.12479641 >>12479624 You're stupid. It tastes delicious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:53:11 2019 No.12479646 >>12479598 insert penis into vegana until climax

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:53:21 2019 No.12479649

>>12479634
I have a friend who does something similar with her burgers but with vanilla milkshakes. I think most women do this. Men are just uncreative with their food and that's why they're always angry because they're sad when they eat instead of happy.

Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY Thu Jun 13 16:53:27 2019 No.12479650
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>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:54:08 2019 No.12479654 File: 5 KB, 213x237, 1497832055511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479634 astronomically based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:54:32 2019 No.12479655 >>12479626 oh god why

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:54:32 2019 No.12479656 File: 462 KB, 686x554, 1556901377481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479598 >>12479613

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:55:54 2019 No.12479664 >>12479641 >I WANT TO DO (retarded thing) BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD, SKREEEEEEEEE shoo shoo, roastie

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:57:34 2019 No.12479672 >>12479649 >they're sad when they eat wat? who the fuck is sad when they eat?

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:57:54 2019 No.12479676

>>12479664
>not enjoying the food you eat
If you don't enjoy the food you're eating, you're eating food that's bad for you. You'll die of a heart attack when you're older.
This is why women live longer than men. I'm trying to help you guys but you're all so angry about the truth.
Nothing I can do about it. You'll all die and I'll be a centaurian eating my peppermint burgers and die at the rip age of 112.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:59:07 2019 No.12479682 >>12479672 It's like that scene in Ratatouille when the guy starts crying when eating a cucumber.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:59:42 2019 No.12479683 >>12479650 how can I help?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:00:32 2019 No.12479688 File: 51 KB, 435x690, 1558464253089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479676 >I'm a woman No you're a mutilated man with a mental illness

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:01:02 2019 No.12479690 >>12479688 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:01:13 2019 No.12479691 >>12479682 that's a fictional cartoon about magic rats, anon. Please stop gathering all your knowledge about the world from children's cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:02:45 2019 No.12479700 >>12479691 Ok sorry.

Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY Thu Jun 13 17:02:55 2019 No.12479701

>>12479683
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>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:03:57 2019 No.12479706 >>12479676 centaurs don't eat burgers, it would be like cannibalism. stupid cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:04:30 2019 No.12479709 >>12479672 If you had any empathy you would notice that all men always look sad when they eat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:05:31 2019 No.12479716 >>12479709 lel (lel)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:05:56 2019 No.12479718 File: 52 KB, 640x494, 1551449461039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479690

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:07:25 2019 No.12479728 >>12479718 lol ew is that Pepe? What comic is this from? I'm rangebanned on /co/ for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:10:03 2019 No.12479739 >>12479728 rangebanned? Get a VPN you peasant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:10:32 2019 No.12479741 File: 130 KB, 600x620, 1503790054327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479407 no one is going to post the link, really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:11:15 2019 No.12479745 >>12479635 of course they did. Murrimutts are subhuman

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:13:46 2019 No.12479759 >>12479718 kek, the wojak mother is so spot on, makes me lol every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:16:59 2019 No.12479769 >>12479635 they did >>12479741 what's the point? no audio on this board anyway. Search engines are a thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:18:22 2019 No.12479774 >>12479688 how does a woman have sperm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:20:34 2019 No.12479785 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, eggfort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479348 >somebody just post the fucking egg guy so we can move on with our lives edition i gotcha senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:21:31 2019 No.12479789 >>12479774 Through mental gymnastics induced by severe mental illness with a dash of communism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:22:09 2019 No.12479791 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, eggfortress2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479785 the virgin egglet vs the chad egg king

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:22:54 2019 No.12479795 >>12479769 Nvm, I found it. Thanks for nothing nigger. Chick is surprisingly likable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5FN7HoVDGE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:23:24 2019 No.12479798 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x720, eggscellent.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone want some Ja/ck/ style bbq'd eggs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:24:01 2019 No.12479801 >>12479785 I have always wondered why he puts that overflowing bucket of eggs on top of the burner after

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:24:25 2019 No.12479804 >>12479640 nice to see my webm being posted

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:26:42 2019 No.12479814 >>12479795 >Chick is surprisingly likable. yeah especially bent over naked she is very likable

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:27:25 2019 No.12479817 >>12479785 how does he get in

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:27:44 2019 No.12479819 File: 2.91 MB, 900x506, virgin_brunch_vs_chad_feast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:28:16 2019 No.12479822 >>12479817 by lubing up your asshole

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:29:22 2019 No.12479828 >>12479709 yeah because the guy on the right looks totally sad, he's definitely not enjoying that meal at all >>12479819

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:29:59 2019 No.12479829 >>12479646 Try it sometime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:30:37 2019 No.12479831 >>12479819 Chad double fister vs. virgin grease blotter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:30:40 2019 No.12479832 >>12479829 >no u no u

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:31:40 2019 No.12479839 File: 57 KB, 623x472, 1560031283430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479646 >>12479832 Get your insults right faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:32:40 2019 No.12479842 >>12479828 I'm pretty sure that was either a child or someone legit exploring the far end of the spectrum.

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:34:03 2019 No.12479849
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>>12479832
>responding in 40 seconds to a saged post with like 20 replies in between
Holy fucking yikes. Were you really that eager to defend your shitty comeback, incel? If you spent that time on yourself you wouldn't have to hate half our species for not wanting to come close to your repulsive ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:36:14 2019 No.12479858 File: 788 KB, 1280x720, jackautism.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:37:37 2019 No.12479865 >>12479849 cope

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:38:03 2019 No.12479869 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, jackbeans.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:38:07 2019 No.12479870 File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, soy_latte.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:39:36 2019 No.12479872 >>12479870 This webm fills me with rage everytime. Soys simply can't take a picture without doing that face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:41:18 2019 No.12479880 File: 68 KB, 491x491, roastiemenace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479849

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:41:24 2019 No.12479881 File: 2.81 MB, 640x351, chipbutty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:42:24 2019 No.12479884 >>12479880 Its not a woman it's a very obvious tranny. Women don't browse /ck/ or 4chan for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:43:28 2019 No.12479887 >>12479849 >admits to responding to a post not directed at you 20 responses old >calls someone else eager and shitty wew lad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:44:32 2019 No.12479893 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, jackchicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:44:49 2019 No.12479894 >>12479858 I never even know what this fat fuck is trying to do. The retarded steps he does seems to have no purpose in relation to completing a recipe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:46:22 2019 No.12479897 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, burgers_with_jack1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:46:35 2019 No.12479899 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, jackpizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:47:26 2019 No.12479902 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, burgers_with_jack2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:48:04 2019 No.12479906

>>12479455
I dislike ketchup on most things but it is still the best thing generally to dip fries in. Fancy, made the same day truffle aiolis are a little better but regular mayo that you're going to find at 99% of places is vastly inferior to ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:49:19 2019 No.12479909 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, jacksalsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the last of my ja/ck/ sorry guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:49:42 2019 No.12479912 >>12479894 I'm pretty sure he's just some really bored shut in trying to be ironic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:53:26 2019 No.12479924 >>12479893 >uses a shun paring knife as a steak knife >on chicken top

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:54:29 2019 No.12479926 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, hell.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479440 gotchu famiglia

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:56:54 2019 No.12479939 File: 6 KB, 240x250, arethosegrilscoutcookies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479926 forget about /b/, the real porn problem is here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:59:01 2019 No.12479944 >>12479926 yeah thats it. what is Straccetti Di Pollo? fried chicken strips?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:59:35 2019 No.12479947 >>12479801 I figure it's a pot of eggs being boiled and a pile of cooked ones on top keeping warm for when someone's got three seconds flat for lunch and just wants him to launch a couple eggs at them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:00:41 2019 No.12479952 >>12479926 That sandwich would be good with one of those. All three just looks disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:06:37 2019 No.12479982 >>12479947 he's so considerate I don't know why people call him the Surly King of the Egg Fort. He's the Benevolent King of the Egg Fort.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:09:15 2019 No.12479996 >>12479952 I was on board until the cheesy fry goo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:20:04 2019 No.12480056 >>12479774 ask your mother

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:25:00 2019 No.12480082 >>12479626 >2 hours to make a fake egg when I can just boil a real one in 10 minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:25:10 2019 No.12480083 >>12479348 >Yankees fans go in full Yankees gear to tennis matches Guess I wouldn't expect them to know that the Yankees are a baseball team considering they're 99% bandwagoners who have never actually watched a game in their life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:31:50 2019 No.12480107 >>12479869 What in the ungodly fuck is he trying to make?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:34:14 2019 No.12480117 >>12479626 >vegans crave eggs >they create fake eggs Just eat the fucking eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:37:16 2019 No.12480129 File: 2.36 MB, 320x180, You_ve_never_seen_a_burrito_like_this..._If_you_re_in_Everett_grab_a_LocoSo...-2029202030731969 (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] original content, stolen from a local Korean Fusion place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:37:42 2019 No.12480132 >>12480107 >not knowing about pork and beans salad Kys uncultured yuropoor

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:44:57 2019 No.12480166 File: 236 KB, 1068x736, 1547150814844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its youtube, but whatever: https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:47:10 2019 No.12480179 >>12479608 he looks so pleased with himself

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:03:53 2019 No.12480253

>>12479785
The breakfast attendant at the hotel I work at looks exactly like this dude.
I keep calling him surly king of the egg fort, and he is starting to get angry about it, I heard him complaining to my boss in broken english "Why?! He always call me egg fort man?!?!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:04:54 2019 No.12480260 >>12480129 Who the fuck wants a noodle burrito?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:05:02 2019 No.12480261 >>12479608 That pinpoint punt from Ramsay though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:06:40 2019 No.12480270 >>12480260 >>>>>"Fusion" it actually takes amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:08:04 2019 No.12480276 >>12480253 Tell him its a compliment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:08:40 2019 No.12480279 >>12479543 have sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:09:02 2019 No.12480280 >>12480270 Sucking down a tube of worms isn't for me thanks. How does that thing even keep you satiated?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:09:49 2019 No.12480284 File: 30 KB, 369x349, 4D2BBB8E-C644-4C31-9A35-37CD55251AC7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12480166 >pizza cooked with garbage UMA DELICIA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:11:08 2019 No.12480290 >>12480253 My fucking sides.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:13:30 2019 No.12480308 File: 285 KB, 500x400, noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:13:47 2019 No.12480309 >>12479544 it's not terribly different from dipping your tendie in any variety of sugary sauces

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:17:44 2019 No.12480333 >>12479785 It's to bad he died. He had life by the balls and he loved it but is gone now. Hold this webm in his honour. RIP egg king.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:17:48 2019 No.12480334 >>12480309 Seriously, if the damned thing is dry, what is the problem with dipping it in a sugary-acidic beverage?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:18:57 2019 No.12480342 >>12479785 EGG???

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:19:51 2019 No.12480352 >>12479701 I can help with moral but thats about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:20:03 2019 No.12480354 >>12480309 You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:20:54 2019 No.12480360 File: 296 KB, 2400x1200, chicken coke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479635 Not only that they made a music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7VlU60JJII

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:21:25 2019 No.12480364 File: 137 KB, 881x680, Doubt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479656

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:21:38 2019 No.12480365 >>12479348 This vid must be a few years old now? Think those kids are old enough to appreciate their mom's body of work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:22:00 2019 No.12480367 >>12479912 >trying to be ironic You don't know Jack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:23:03 2019 No.12480370 >>12480365 That's their aunt, but yeah they probably double teamed her by now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:23:07 2019 No.12480371 >>12479640 Damn that looked so good too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:23:52 2019 No.12480378 >>12479348 >>12479635 >>12480360

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:24:24 2019 No.12480381 File: 158 KB, 1280x720, chicken coke 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12480378 oops

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:27:09 2019 No.12480402 File: 708 KB, 612x612, 1532180573124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12480360 She has a pikachu beetle. That's cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:28:27 2019 No.12480408 >>12480360 Believe it or not this was directed by the guy who directed MDE's World Peace

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:29:34 2019 No.12480419 >>12480370 Do you think they had to dip their dicks in coke first?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:31:24 2019 No.12480431 >>12480408 That's not hard to believe at all. I'm not sure why you would think it was. That's exactly the same style of stuff he always does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:33:27 2019 No.12480449 File: 1.84 MB, 640x640, black_chef_BTFO_white_people.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who here /take out/

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:33:57 2019 No.12480456
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>>12479407

>Alexa Greenfield, the chicken-and-soda lady herself, reached out to The Post to share her side of the story.

>First of all, the boys aren’t her kids — they’re her nephews, ages 5, 8 and 10 (only two of them made it on camera).

>“I started off by sitting with them and was like, ‘Listen guys, I’m about to do something really weird, it’s a really big secret, you can’t tell anyone,’” the 26-year-old Manhattanite says. “‘I’m a little embarrassed about it. Keep it on the down-low. It’s a secret.’”

>Then, Greenfield made the dunk seen ’round the world.

>“I’ve been doing it my whole life,” she says of the unusual culinary combo. She added that it’s an occasional treat, and that she indulged on Monday because she was hung over.

>The founder of Greenfield’s Goodyz chocolate company says she’s always had a sweet tooth, but soda-dipped chicken is by far her weirdest creation. (She adds that she never drinks the soda — she buys it just for dunking purposes.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:34:20 2019 No.12480460 >>12479926 if it were jalapenos getting wrapped up in the bacon, rather than fries, those sandwiches would be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:36:22 2019 No.12480469 >>12480449 This sucks, this is why we need segregation so these sorts of things don't arise out of racial animosity. Can we all just agree like, you don't like me I don't like you so let's just agree to go our separate ways?

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:43:11 2019 No.12480501

>>12480469
If you think the shitstain white teenagers never do anything like that you're retarded, and no, it's not racially motivated. There are a lot of teenagers that simply have no sense of pride or respect for others, and the fast food places hire them anyway because they just want cheap labor and don't give a shit who they hire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:43:38 2019 No.12480503 >>12480469 I don't think it was racially based, at least nothing in the webm points to that. I think that's just what you hope it is

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:44:39 2019 No.12480509 >>12480456 >>The founder of Greenfield’s Goodyz chocolate company so its a publicity stunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:45:04 2019 No.12480513 >>12479982 He is a stern but fair ruler. He has an excellent tax policy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:45:37 2019 No.12480514 >>12480503 >I think that's just what you hope it is Yeah because if it's not then I'm even more afraid. If it was racially motivated at least I'd understand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:45:37 2019 No.12480515 I'm just glad I've never eaten anything with spit in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:46:30 2019 No.12480518 >>12480515 It's nice to think that, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:49:44 2019 No.12480533 File: 33 KB, 525x478, 1558834823384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12480515 post yfw youre eating spit RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:00:22 2019 No.12480580 >>12479839 Yikes, cope harder and have sex faggot. Don't forget to dilate after.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:04:09 2019 No.12480595 >>12480513 based GRRM poster

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:04:17 2019 No.12480597 >>12480580 Seethe

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:05:45 2019 No.12480603 >>12480597 Aww, I forgot that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:15:47 2019 No.12480659 >>12479613 you're jealous because she is cuter, admit it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:17:58 2019 No.12480666 File: 3.72 MB, 581x327, BB692749-83DF-4326-9B11-17F08D42346E.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479881

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:21:42 2019 No.12480677 >>12479872 Makes me feel better when i think that its because of their feminine ensecurity, and no amount of faux masculinity products can cover that up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:27:37 2019 No.12480694 File: 221 KB, 680x680, honk honk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12480360 I believe I have taken the honkpill finally

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:44:26 2019 No.12480750 >>12479839 Imagine seeing these trendy internet insults 15 years ago. What would you even think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:45:55 2019 No.12480756 >>12479664 That's the only reason people do anything, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:45:57 2019 No.12480757 File: 291 KB, 2300x1533, 204qlbf1731y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12480260 Maybe the same folks that eat Yakisoba bread? Jokes aside, I don't see the appeal myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:46:30 2019 No.12480758 >>12479718 I'd fuck wojak mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:01:03 2019 No.12480807 >>12479640 Jesus F

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:02:38 2019 No.12480818 >>12479608 so....he never actually gets out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:02:53 2019 No.12480819 >>12479626 >>12480082 >>12480117 I'd figure it'd be easier for most to just buy a few chickens or go to some backyard farmer if they're concerned for animal welfare

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:06:29 2019 No.12480838 >>12480757 >>12480260 How is it that different from a mission style rice filled burrito?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:10:25 2019 No.12480858 >>12479706 Centaurs are horse dudes, bro. You're thinking of minotaurs my fren

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:33:38 2019 No.12480947 >>12479828 >>12479842 >>12479831 If I remember correctly the guy on the right was an ex-con who just got out of jail. I don't blame him desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:43:39 2019 No.12480993 >>12479774 Perhaps she is his gf(male).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:47:02 2019 No.12481012 >>12479869 >>12479893 >>12479897 >>12479902 >>12479909 Has he ever shown disgust for any of his creations? I only ever see him praise them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:53:44 2019 No.12481045 >>12481012 I remember one video where he has to actually spit the food out after biting into it, but alas I forgot which one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:55:30 2019 No.12481050 File: 66 KB, 600x450, 1513517687194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12480947 It was staged.

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:56:47 2019 No.12481055

>>12479894
It seems to have this air of
>And this step is important because...
>Well, honestly, I don't know.
>I suppose I've always done it like this for so long, ever since the first time my mom made it for me as a child, that now I don't even think to question it, and basically do it out of instinct, along with various other weird quirks, steps, and habits that I imagine once I actually start thinking about I'll realize that-
>Oh shit our dish is burning!
>Yeah, there we go. Burnt outside, raw and... yep, raw and still cold inside.
>Perfect.
>Just another proof that I am a professional chef, people come to me for guidance and tips.
>Now, what was I thinking about earlier? Ah forget it, my stomach is acting up something fierce for some reason...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:57:58 2019 No.12481060 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, goblin cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479348

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 21:59:07 2019 No.12481068 >>12480947 Nope. It was staged.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:00:18 2019 No.12481074 >>12481060 hopefully trump will let in tens of millions more mexicans so all americans can enjoy this excellent cuisine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:06:05 2019 No.12481104 Its a shitty syrup and waffles combo. I cant deny id give her the pp and her awful taste wouldnt stop me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:06:41 2019 No.12481106 >>12480456 >>12479407 literally the same shit as that peanuts and coke monster created by the flyovers

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:11:45 2019 No.12481124

>>12479926
Thanks to /ck/, if I ever end up as a prison inmate on death row, and I'm asked about my last meal preferences, I'm going to end up saying something like:
>Okay, so it's like, I don't what it's called, but it's got all this meat, and cheese, and it's done in this way that... I mean, it's a sandwich and... Look, have you ever seen that one .webm going around that shows some European street food vendor...

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:13:18 2019 No.12481134

>>12479785
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:15:56 2019 No.12481146 >>12479881 This felt like a gay porn parody to me.There is no way it's real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:18:21 2019 No.12481159 >>12479795 >describes how she matured into adulthood Hell yeah she's likable, not giving a fuck what people think is likable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:23:06 2019 No.12481176 >>12479869 do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:23:45 2019 No.12481182 >>12479592 jesus take me home i'm ready

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:24:46 2019 No.12481188 File: 206 KB, 1229x1229, HECC_OFF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479869 >slap chop gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:34:26 2019 No.12481225 >>12479996 Same.

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:42:43 2019 No.12481269
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>>12481104
>Its a shitty syrup and waffles combo.
This, chicken+soda is ridiculous but it really isn't that far away from eating chicken with syrup in a chicken & waffles scenario which has gained widespread adoption

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:48:21 2019 No.12481297 >>12479798 lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:49:07 2019 No.12481301 File: 370 KB, 626x566, Screenshot 2019-06-13 at 10.47.26 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479348

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:50:58 2019 No.12481309 >>12481188 >copperhead that's one dead hippie

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 22:53:48 2019 No.12481316 >>12480360 Those ugly, sleepy Italian eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 00:52:13 2019 No.12481824 >>12481301 I don't get it bbq sauce is basically just sugar sauce, it's pretty much the same exact thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 00:56:40 2019 No.12481844 >>12479626 I actually never had a problem with vegans .. This video though. This is the day I've learned to hate

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:03:20 2019 No.12481880 File: 22 KB, 474x248, bigmac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12481182 >he didn't like Friday you should go home. You have a sad soul

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:21:38 2019 No.12481977 >>12479640 >Oh wow, he actually got it ou- fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:22:35 2019 No.12481980 >>12479348 I'd dip my chicken tender in her soda, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:33:08 2019 No.12482020 File: 5 KB, 112x114, ha..ha..ha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12481977 >...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:36:20 2019 No.12482028 >>12481124 just tell the warden to search “porchetta webm” in the ceekay archive

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:48:52 2019 No.12482055 File: 614 KB, 1115x1600, x29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479348 >Everybody freaking out over her dunking chicken into soda >mfw I just toss my chicken tenders in wildflower honey mixed with cayenne

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:49:52 2019 No.12482058 >>12479739 All VPNs are rangebanned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:51:15 2019 No.12482062 >>12482055 What's weird about that? Never heard of honey barbeque? You're not special, faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:52:11 2019 No.12482064 >>12482062 >You're not special, faggot Dumb ESL doesn't know that's the point

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:53:06 2019 No.12482066

>>12479635
She said she was goofing around showing the kids a weird and gross thing she used to do when she was a kid, which is a weird claim because they paid no attention to what she was doing. She also said she is brave for being able to cope with the internet response and that less strong people wouldn't have been able to deal with it the way she did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:58:27 2019 No.12482095 >>12482066 nice larp bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:00:10 2019 No.12482103 >>12482095 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFzFI71D-zI

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:01:41 2019 No.12482107 File: 791 KB, 300x314, UMV97.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12480360 this is the world we live in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:04:49 2019 No.12482122 >>12482103 this looks fake and the news station absolutely has a fake name, nice larp bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:06:56 2019 No.12482128 >>12480449 Imagine buying food from a place that employs non-whites

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:09:45 2019 No.12482142 File: 3 KB, 58x73, file0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12482128 yah bruh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:11:37 2019 No.12482150 File: 3.00 MB, 853x480, 12350854358.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:14:43 2019 No.12482164
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>>12479348
I remember watching that in real time. She did an interview and got famous over it. She's also a 10/10 qt, can dip my tendies in coke anytime, if you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:17:19 2019 No.12482170 >>12479366 It doesn't seem that big of a deal to me. Maybe makes them a little soggy, but it'd be a lot less heavy than dipping in honey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:19:35 2019 No.12482177 >>12482170 >heavy do you literally have twig arms wtf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:23:17 2019 No.12482182 >>12482177 No I just don't like how thick regular honey is on fried chicken. When I make chicken and waffles I make a spicy honey sauce that is a lot thinner than plain honey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:25:26 2019 No.12482187 >>12482182 gotcha. it was just the way you worded it out that made it sound different.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:26:32 2019 No.12482190 >>12481980 I don't get it. Could you clarify?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:30:24 2019 No.12482197 >>12479926 Italian ""cuisine""

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:31:10 2019 No.12482199 >>12482190 I'd let her dunk her penis in my butthole

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:31:33 2019 No.12482200 >>12482190 you like cock meat sangwidges?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:57:41 2019 No.12482263 >>12482170 >chicken+honey no surprise amerifucks are heavily obese >>12482187 >gotcha off to ribbit you go

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 03:04:15 2019 No.12482279 [DELETED]

>>12482263
Nothing wrong with enjoying an occasional reasonable portion of chicken tenders with honey or other sweet dipping sauce. Americans have huge portion control issues and guzzle way too much sugar water. Also if you take away niggers and mexishits, the obesity levels drop significantly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 03:07:51 2019 No.12482289 File: 1.05 MB, 377x282, when-an-elderly-relatives-says-something-incredibly-stupid-116839.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12482187 >chicken tender in honey >heavy I see the confusion

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 03:09:48 2019 No.12482293 File: 1007 KB, 626x360, 1560047464032.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479348

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 03:12:31 2019 No.12482296 >>12482263 you ok m8, did someone hurt you and do you need to talk about it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 03:15:37 2019 No.12482304 >>12482263 No one cares about you or your pathetic "country"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 03:16:18 2019 No.12482306 File: 50 KB, 413x449, 1418437544676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12482150

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 03:22:08 2019 No.12482319 >>12482304 he is prob an aussie. wannabe know-it-all fag with a retard accent. he will deny it tho and swallow his pride.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 03:31:18 2019 No.12482337 >>12479616 what is happening here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 03:40:35 2019 No.12482367 >>12482337 It looks like some sort of casing made from egg whites with the yolks poured inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 04:11:26 2019 No.12482439 File: 378 KB, 601x338, Screenshot_2019-06-14 ck - Webm thread somebody just post the fucking egg gu - Food Cooking - 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479926 >oblong bacon What spawn of the devil creature is this from????

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 04:16:40 2019 No.12482454 File: 1.82 MB, 355x360, 1554533621003.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12482150 >>12482306 I watched that whole video confused and slightly angry until I saw the one reaction

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 04:16:41 2019 No.12482455 >>12482319 You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 04:33:02 2019 No.12482505 sneed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 07:44:31 2019 No.12483090 whites: why do people hate us? also whites: >>12480360

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 08:07:45 2019 No.12483144 >>12481309 that's not a copperhead

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 09:25:51 2019 No.12483344 >>12481050 WHAT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 09:55:28 2019 No.12483417 >>12479798 goddamn, jack never fails to make me so fucking mad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:08:20 2019 No.12483453 >>12479655 >>12480082 >>12480117 >>12480819 >>12481844 Ok sure it's alot of effort for a fucking fake egg but why does it piss you off so much? You're acting like the faggots you hate so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:13:29 2019 No.12483475 >>12480364 I am a missing a "fucking faggot" between all that apology

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:19:42 2019 No.12483495 >>12480364 I don't know, man. Looks like a troll to me. The kind that live under bridges.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:20:44 2019 No.12483497 >>12480533 Why do I keep seeing this photo of Club Soda Kenny and Sam Roberts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:27:43 2019 No.12483515 >>12480260 You think that's bad? pasta tacos are considered a trendy and chic food in my town

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:28:47 2019 No.12483518 File: 84 KB, 810x810, tacos-de-fideo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12483515 forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:30:32 2019 No.12483527 >>12479672 haven't you ever noticed that dance grils do when the food comes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:32:16 2019 No.12483533 >>12483515 >>12483518 They're just copying babbish! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teQmpOtjCjY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:32:57 2019 No.12483537 >>12480260 Spaghetti sandwiches are delicious. There no reason a noodle burrito shouldn't also be good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:50:03 2019 No.12483594 File: 2.00 MB, 640x360, germinated coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:56:36 2019 No.12483615 >>12482150 What seems to be the problem here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:58:58 2019 No.12483623 >>12483594 I think that's the first time I've seen a sprouting one. I'd try it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 10:59:55 2019 No.12483625 >>12483615 tiny portion and pretentious presentation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 11:01:45 2019 No.12483628 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUvxRjYqjEQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 11:17:55 2019 No.12483688 >>12481074 Based. Almost as good as his support of Israel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 11:19:30 2019 No.12483696 File: 13 KB, 208x199, 12351231431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12481269 This is satire, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 11:28:54 2019 No.12483733 >>12481060 We used to make this shit in prison all the time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 11:33:28 2019 No.12483759 File: 2.17 MB, 640x360, belgian blue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 11:34:50 2019 No.12483764 >>12483759 Imagine being fucked in the ass by one of these. Just imagine... Imagine...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 11:35:09 2019 No.12483765 >>12483696 No, it is the redpill. Everything you believe to be true and good is the real satire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 11:46:50 2019 No.12483795 >>12479560 What album is this refrencing? Why is it /mu/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 11:49:16 2019 No.12483801 >>12483795 Eggman is popular on /mu/ too because of the Beatles song.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:06:11 2019 No.12483864 >>12480514 >the only type of hate I recognize is racism Jesus Christ, man. How narrow is your world?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:14:44 2019 No.12483898 >>12479616 Don't know what that is but fuck it looks tasty

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:17:01 2019 No.12483906 seemingly reasonable people: why are people stereotyping other groups all the time, it sustains hatred and denies individuality also seemingly reasonable people: >>12483090 kys mongrel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:22:12 2019 No.12483923 >>12479348 >somebody just post the fucking egg guy so we can move on with our lives edition huh? which egg guy do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:25:28 2019 No.12483935 >>12483764 Yo, Pasiphaë, chill

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:35:56 2019 No.12483972

>>12479785
>>12479791
>be me
>be training for almost 3 years
>be in final stages of training to go there and help them escape
>my love of eggs overridden by the need to help my chad and incel bros escape
>d-day arrives
>fly to Japan
>arrive at location and see Chas and incel bros for the first time irl
>scope out the area and prepare to put my three years of preparation and training into use
Tbc

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:37:57 2019 No.12483982 >>12483090 go back to twitter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:42:05 2019 No.12483996 >>12479640 I want to see his hand, that metal had to be super fucking hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:46:06 2019 No.12484012 File: 213 KB, 620x406, I_would_like_to_smash_them.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479785 Eggiweggs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:48:48 2019 No.12484029 File: 2.92 MB, 960x540, 1550863842586.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12483795 It's referencing this match.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:25:42 2019 No.12484147 >>12483090 you need to go back white faggot. >hur muh dur fuck whites >but I am white people like you need to be slaughtered by the masses Haha lmao lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:42:51 2019 No.12484201 >>12479348 this is fake. just like her life

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:43:31 2019 No.12484204 >>12482177 Retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:46:07 2019 No.12484216 >>12482455 Go back

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:30:58 2019 No.12484394 >>12481880 hope this is real

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:43:58 2019 No.12484439 >>12479785 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:45:00 2019 No.12484444 File: 7 KB, 231x218, 1560278720644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479798

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:45:57 2019 No.12484447 >>12481106 never heard of peanuts in coke, but peanuts in beer is god-tier. >t. flyover chad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:50:40 2019 No.12484466 >>12479902 uhg I get tingles watching this one, every time. somehow it's worse than the medium-rare chicken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:54:38 2019 No.12484479 File: 2.22 MB, 400x400, u5eztjkxyf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12479899 motherfucker has a tongue like an iguana

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:56:09 2019 No.12484487 >>12484479 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:02:35 2019 No.12484512 >>12479616 >heart attack in a sack

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:02:42 2019 No.12484514 >>12481316 I like sleepy eyes fuck off cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:04:10 2019 No.12484517 >>12480501 people are less likely to do that to someone of their ingroup. i support segregation. the others can be dead and we can be alive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:07:53 2019 No.12484527 File: 2.49 MB, 1280x720, uytrg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12483594 neat.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:12:09 2019 No.12484541 >>12483453 >don't discuss thing in a forum for discussion! >don't have an opinion on anything! fuck off to reddit cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:12:49 2019 No.12484545 File: 25 KB, 392x331, 1554423325633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12484479 based and coon-pilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:14:08 2019 No.12484551 >>12483759 imagine being so genetically fucked that you cant even shit past your own ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:16:45 2019 No.12484556 File: 9 KB, 222x216, andrew_dice_pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12484527 Malia can suck on my pop in front of her pops any day OHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:21:46 2019 No.12484580 >>12484444 based

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:23:55 2019 No.12484589

>>12484551
Listen here asslet, that's what we call juicy. No, not the fatty kind of juicy, the wiggle you see there is far more muscle than any kind of ass you see on any other cow. You slap that thing on a grill a couple of times, and despite it being a lean rump, it comes out more flavorful than some fat piece of shit you lust after.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:32:03 2019 No.12484617 >>12484541 >don't give your opinion on other people's opinion >don't ever try to justify a practice that is frowned upon or heavily criticized by others >don't disagree with me or you're from reddit Have sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:32:08 2019 No.12484618 File: 1.60 MB, 960x960, evmlrX6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:41:16 2019 No.12484657 File: 2.08 MB, 480x480, 1520873871867.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12484618 cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:42:33 2019 No.12484665 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, 1520286453369.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:43:52 2019 No.12484674 >>12484617 definitely reddit go back there and be triggered lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:44:55 2019 No.12484680 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, Taco Town!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:45:49 2019 No.12484688 >>12479560 how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:45:53 2019 No.12484689 File: 2.92 MB, 1280x720, Gumball Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12484479

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:46:18 2019 No.12484692 File: 2.85 MB, 480x360, when you do it right.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:47:43 2019 No.12484698 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, antagonizing shriner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12484689 I chuckled

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:53:28 2019 No.12484722 File: 1.75 MB, 512x384, thick.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12483759

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:58:46 2019 No.12484741 >>12484674 >he thinks I'm a le ledditor Lmao toppest of all keks to you sir

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:12:01 2019 No.12484805 >>12484618 OMG she didn't even think about the possibility a camera would see her if she did it again!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:14:03 2019 No.12484813 >>12479378 Are you american? Is it an american thing? Must be an american thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:15:04 2019 No.12484819 File: 2.71 MB, 1280x720, breakfast pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:16:32 2019 No.12484827 >>12479944 Just chicken strips

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:16:32 2019 No.12484828 File: 2.92 MB, 852x480, egg curry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12480082 >I can just boil a real one in 10 minutes Please don't overboil eggs. They look and taste like shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:18:26 2019 No.12484839 File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, More like Satan Himself Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12484828

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:22:29 2019 No.12484854 >>12484692 >Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:25:52 2019 No.12484875 >>12484819 >potato end moves back up spoopy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:29:30 2019 No.12484890 >>12484839 Why the eggs green?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:31:50 2019 No.12484899 >>12484741 have dilation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:32:22 2019 No.12484903 >>12479348 how is this different from taking a bite, then taking a sip of drink after?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:33:04 2019 No.12484908 >>12484839 why does it disgust me to watch obese people cook.......... automatically puts me off the food

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:33:33 2019 No.12484909 >>12484899 cope harder

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:37:09 2019 No.12484920 >>12484828 this one is great, def gonna try this soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:40:19 2019 No.12484928 >>12484665 heavy jamaican accent dis shit sucks major ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:41:24 2019 No.12484934 >>12479616 >salmonella in the sack. >voila no, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:44:29 2019 No.12484949 >>12484854 lol, changing the filename now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:54:30 2019 No.12484993 >>12484903 Most people don't take a drink while there's still a whole mouthful of food in there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:34:56 2019 No.12485144 >>12483453 it's the same problem I have with "gluten free pizza" if you're going to do a stupid diet, just commit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:39:41 2019 No.12485165 >>12485144 mmmmmmuh intollerance! b-but muh celiacs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:40:40 2019 No.12485173 >>12485144 I don't understand your problem though. Why does it bother you that people want to enjoy the foods they used to enjoy even if their diet is different? Does fake meat also bother you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:49:27 2019 No.12485223 >>12485173 not him, but yeah. why would someone want to imitate something they are trying to avoid, WHY?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:54:16 2019 No.12485239 NEW THREAD >NEW THREAD >>12485234 >>12485234 >>12485234

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:55:37 2019 No.12485247 >>12485223 >they are trying to avoid What? What you said would be true if glutenfags were avoiding the MEALS containing gluten. But they're not, they're avoiding the gluten not the meal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:02:37 2019 No.12485264 >>12485247 and that's just retarded, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:07:34 2019 No.12485279 >>12485264 What is retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:45:57 2019 No.12485445 >>12485264 >hmmm I shit blood and have terrible gas everytime I eat this WHEAT-BASED thing >maybe I should try this same thing but without gluten >WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO EMULATE THING REEE JUST EAT THING uhh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 19:07:03 2019 No.12485519 >>12479407 Sweet and savory, albeit a bit soggy. Wierd in practice, but the flavor profiles are there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 19:26:33 2019 No.12485595 >>12484657 Was hoping the whole bird would be thrown in...sigh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 19:27:41 2019 No.12485600 >>12484692 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 19:50:16 2019 No.12485707 >>12484689 this kind of shit almost makes me as mad as that video of that mother beating up her baby

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:08:08 2019 No.12486428 >>12484517 No they aren't. They do it when a customer annoys them, when they are having a bad day because someone made fun of them at school, or just for the fuck of it because they are retarded teenagers with no sense of respect.

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