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12472025 No.12472025 [Reply] [Original]

What would /ck/ do with this?

>> No.12472033

Eat it, because I’m not s picky asshole. Calories are calories and I’m poor as fuck. Have you ever mixed ketchup and water to make tomato soup?? You’ll eat anything after that.

>> No.12472044

>>12472025
Egg fried rice, chop it up and fry it in or >>12472033 if I was only feeding myself

>> No.12472079

>>12472033
>eat it
Yeah that's kinda like the premise of this thread

>>12472044
ty

>> No.12472087

Give it away. Or trade it for Spam/Treet. Beef is not tasty.

>> No.12472161

Sodium is gonna slap you silly with this one. Depending on how healthy you're trying to be, you could chop it up and put it in a salad, use it in a stir fry like mentioned earlier, make a sammy or po boy, or even just fry it on a pan with fries/a fryable side like I used to do with spam.

>> No.12472416

>>12472025
Added it to ramen noodles with some ketchup. Was pretty good, basically a lot like the different canned spaghettios type products. I only did this once though and then put the rest in a plastic container in the freezer which I haven't touched in a long time. I don't do well with foods that don't come with their own way of handling individual servings and end up having leftover food in a plastic container forever. Psychologically I just don't want to deal with leftovers ever.

>> No.12472435

I would make Musubi, tbqhf

>> No.12472460

>>12472435
That's canned beef, not spam. Not sure how you can confuse the two. It says "Beef" right on the can.

>> No.12473041

>>12472460
it's muzzie beef spam, kinda like how zwan is muzzie chicken spam

>> No.12473072

>>12472025
Donate it to a shelter to help the homeless and save myself the trouble of eating it.

>> No.12473112

>>12472025
Return it for store credit.

>> No.12474626

>>12473112
I really don't understand the appeal of this stuff.
>>12472033
>poor as fuck
Canned meat isn't cheap. Raw meat or hotdogs are cheaper and better IMO.
>>12472460
>Not sure how you can confuse the two
Because it's canned me and 'spam' is like calling a facial napkin 'kleenex'.
That's beef spam, not canned beef. You dolt.

>> No.12474706

>>12474626
Did I say I was buying it faggot? No. If presented I would eat it.

>> No.12474717

>>12472025
Throw it out and buy SPAM! Fuck beef, PORK is the real man's meat!

>> No.12474739
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>>12472416
>Psychologically I just don't want to deal with leftovers ever.
You need to be beaten with a stick. Spoiled people are an obscenity.

>> No.12474966

>>12474739
Not about being spoiled, I'm just old and set in my ways and know myself well enough to realize any time I have leftovers I'm going to procrastinate on eating it every subsequent day post-storage for the rest of my life.

>> No.12475136

>>12474717
>tfw oscar mayer stopped making 100% pork hot dogs in april
Jews really did a number on Americans. America had been thoroughly Jewed out of pork hotdogs, then Oscar Mayer was like "you know what? no. we're gonna fight the zionist scourge and sell superior pork hotdogs at you." However, generations upon generations of Americans have been subjected to Hebraic hotdog control and convinced that the vastly inferior beef version is the better option so no one bought OM's pork ones. For shame, /ck/. You let us win again.
Twist: I'm Jewish.

>> No.12475212

>>12472033
>Have you ever mixed ketchup and water to make tomato soup??
I have, and it was miserable, and the secret is, you have to add some coffee creamer to it. Non-dairy creamer will work if you can't get real cream, tweak it as you need to, but creamer is what makes hobo tomato soup edible. It's vital.
>You’ll eat anything after that.
No, not really. You'll eat a lot of shit you wouldn't have considered before, but there's always some line you won't cross. For me, it's ricecakes. I'd rather break them up, scatter them around, and kill and cook the first animal that come for them. And by "I'd rather", I mean, "I have literally done that shit." Got a duck. The duck was delicious.

>> No.12475530

>>12475136
*blocks your path*
>God Bless (YOU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilvT9t4WrD4

>> No.12475569

>>12472025
Feed it to the dog. In the USA there's been no need for canned meat since WWII.

>> No.12475590

>>12472025
Chuck it out the damn Window.

>> No.12477130

>>12472025
Look for Spam recipes. swap out Spam with this stuff.

>> No.12477188

slice it and fry it like bacon

cube it and fry it with cubed potatoes

>> No.12477199

>>12477188
This
Paper thin and crispy is the only way to eat this shit

>> No.12477256

>>12472025
I remember back in the day when mom used to make boiled macaroni with chunks of baked spam and onion, and maybe mushrooms if my picky brother wasn't there. Later on she started adding diced bell pepper. We'd eat it with grated cheese and ketchup. Absolutely shit tier, but I'm kinda nostalgic about it now.

>> No.12477261

>terrorist writing
>halal

Sounds unhygenic and gross. I'd toss it.

>> No.12478209

>>12472025
this taste better than spam

>> No.12478221
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>>12475136
>America had been thoroughly Jewed out of pork hotdogs
>Twist: I'm Jewish.
Not a twist, everyone knows jews don't follow their own rules.

>> No.12478233

What the fuck is a luncheon and what do they taste like?

>> No.12478387

>>12472025
Cube it, fry it with garlic and onion, add spinach, serve with pasta.

>> No.12479686

Slice it and put it in a sandwich when I just don't give a shit