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FUCK YOU! Fuck every single one of you that told me to try these "dogs". "They're the best!" "You can't go wrong with bar-s!". WELL FUCK YOU!! THEY SUCK AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING CHOKE ON YOUR FECAL-FURTER

>> No.12467919

They cost a dollar for eight dogs. You knew you were getting monkey meat when you bought those.

>> No.12467924

>>12467897
literally just broil em lmao

>> No.12467973

>>12467919
/ck/ is full of shit
>>12467924
The case is.... chewy... this is not a dog.

>> No.12468004

>>12467919
i get a few packs of these at walmart every week. $0.82 for one lb of meat. Not bad. Downside is that it has a shitload of sodium. One pack has like 200% of your daily salt. Plus all the nitrates and shit. The meat used is the least of your worries.

>> No.12468017

>>12468004
The downside is they have almost equal amounts of carbohydrates and protein. That's a lot of non-meat filler. I'm willing to grant you the fat as being part of meat, but not grains and sugar. It's shit.

>> No.12468253

Those are really rough man, I have never seen anyone shill these here, did you just make that up?

>> No.12468517

>>12467897
>made with chicken, pork and beef
10% chicken
10% pork
10% beef
70% roadkill and assorted rodents

>> No.12468539

Ingredients
Mechanically Separated Chicken, Water, Dextrose, Modified Corn Starch, Salt, Contains 2% or Less of the Following: Beef, Corn Syrup, Flavorings, Sodium Phosphates, Potassium Lactate, Potassium Acetate, Sodium Diacetate, Sodium Erythorbate, Oleoresin of Paprika, Sodium Nitrite, Smoke Flavoring.

>> No.12468545

>>12468539
So it's mostly chicken, water, dextrose, and corn starch. Oleoresin is a nice word. Sounds like plasticized oils of paprika. Like fucking paprika dabs.

>> No.12468546

>>12467897
How best to cool hot dogs without a grill? I live in an apartment and want hot dogs

>> No.12468555

>>12468546
Cast iron skillet.

>> No.12468561

>>12468546
>How best to cool hot dogs
put them in the fridge
>without a grill?
yup, no grill needed

>> No.12468565

Lips, beaks, and assholes

>> No.12468826

>>12467897
>"They're the best!" "You can't go wrong with bar-s!"

Literally no one told you that. Not even the people that eat that garbage would say that. Bar-S is what you eat because you're either A) broke as shit and you can pair them with other broke foods like instant noodles or pork 'n' beans or B) grew up poor and you eat them purely out of habit.

>> No.12469048

>>12468545
DUDE

>> No.12469070

>>12468546
Boil them in a pot of water.

Get water boiling, add dogs, bring back to boil, then turn off heat, cover the pot and wait for 8 minutes.
Done and delicious.

>> No.12469083

>>12467897
every hot dog has a purpose
I like a well-done Nathan's with homemade kraut and brown mustard
I also like a microwaved Bar-S hot link with ketchup and relish
I also like roller grill gas station hot dogs, probably my favorite thing to have on a road trip

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>>12467897
>being this stupid
Be glad your only out $1

>> No.12469142

>>12468826
They're often on sale during summer holidays for $.25/pack in my flyover shithole. I suppose poor fucks and the declining middleclass could buy enough to cover at least 1 meal/day/year for a family of 4 for $100, so there's that.

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12469173

>>12467897
freaking out over a $1 pack of pig and chicken goop
who hurt you anon

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12469342

I don't know about you, but sometimes I have a hankering for the lowest quality dog. Maybe stop being a primadonna?

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12469392

I get so fucking tired of biting into hot dogs and cheap brauts and my teeth hitting a piece of cartilage or even fucking bone and bouncing.

It's gotten to the point where I've started using Scott Peterson sausages for everything, and even then I spit out a good sized piece of gristle every 4th package.

>> No.12469409

>>12468253
This. What a stupid fucking thread.

>> No.12469443

>>12467897
They're alright. Cheaper than armour canned hotdog things, same quality. Gwaltney is the shittiest hot dog.

>> No.12469467

>>12469173
You see mystery meat is supposed to be like a discount exotic adventure

You just might survive if you make the right choices !

>> No.12469760

>>12467897
This site is for 18+. You sure you meet those guidelines? Quit being an autist and grow up they are only a $1 if you can't afford that off yourself

>> No.12471037

>>12467897

Last summer, after the 4th of July, the supercenter near me had these on sale for $.25, no limit, I bought $100 worth, yep 3200 dogs, 2 dogs for lunch and dinner, every day, still have more than a years worth to go, hoping they have the same deal this July, my father, before he died, would buy steers from the 4H kids at our local county fair, so we have 8 chest freezers in the basement, right now they are filled with dogs, buns and a bunch of Stoufers French bread pizzas I fished out of a dumpster, $.05 per meal, I deserve to be made an honorary Jew.

>> No.12471113

>>12468546
Oven. Broil. Watch. Don't burn.

>> No.12471439

Imagine being an American and buying anything other than Nathan's

It's really not hard, just buy nathans, have a good hot dog

>> No.12471485

>>12471439
Imagine shilling this hard for a nasty ass hot dog like nathaniels. I tried those once, and even Bar-S is better.

>> No.12471520

>>12471037
Keep that up and you'll die like a jew in the early 40's

>> No.12471611
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>>12467897
>made with chicken, pork
>"They're the best!"
>"You can't go wrong with bar-s!"
Lol, you got trolled stupid. Nathans is where its at, don't ever fall for the pork/chicken/turkey dogs meme again.

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>>12471485
If you don't like hotdogs, thats your own problem. Don't take your frustration out on Nathans.

>> No.12471629
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12471629

No no no, their hot dogs are garbage.
The hot LINKS are the good cheap trash sausages. Make sure never to eat them cold though.

>> No.12471643

Hebrew National is the best common brand. The Jews are really picky with their meat. Too bad about the price.

>> No.12471647

I actually don't know how they can cost so little. It doesn't seem possible.

>> No.12471680

>>12471629
oh fuck yes this is the good shit

>> No.12471707

>>12469101
>Doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'
>Calls others stupid
What's your fucking excuse, Einstein?

>> No.12471725

Beef franks/brats are disgusting
Hot link sausages are S tier tho

>> No.12471735

>>12471707
Are you the same anon going to every board right now to correct grammar?
Cut it out.

>> No.12471808
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>>12471611
Nathan's and Hebrew National are patrician tier brands, mostly because that's what most hotdogs stands I've been to over the years tend to serve.

>> No.12471947

>>12469070
something is wrong here

>> No.12472004

>>12471808
Official hotdog of the Mossad.

>> No.12472138

>>12467897
I ate a lot of these when I was poor. If I end up with cancer, I'll know why.

>> No.12472144
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>>12471808
My opinion is better than yours

>> No.12472152

>>12467897
you're a dumb nigger if you took posts shilling bar s seriously

>> No.12472187
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12472187

these are easily the best franks on the market

>> No.12472219

REMINDER:

All beef "hot dogs" are complete shit and taste terrible

>> No.12472230
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12472230

Step aside, weaklings.

>> No.12472250

>>12467897
Nathan's or Ball Park BEEF franks are better.

>> No.12472254

>>12468555
Griddle works as well

>> No.12472722

>>12472187
>>12472250
we're talking about hot dogs

>> No.12472732

>>12471520
Underrated

>> No.12472760

>>12468004
>meat
You mean ground up ligament, cartilage and skin?

>> No.12472768
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12472768

>>12467897
Should have eaten G-d's chosen hot dog. Like I always say with pickles: go kosher, or go home!

>> No.12472776
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12472776

How does /ck/ eat their hotdogs? pic related

>> No.12472778
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12472778

>>12467897
Garbage tier hot dogs are perfect for making pic related.

>> No.12472891

>>12472776
dodger with cheese

>> No.12473101

>>12472891
>cheese
>hot dog
pick one anon

>> No.12473153

>>12473101
no

>> No.12473235

>>12473153
It's against G-d's law to mix meat and dairy!

>> No.12473257

>>12473235
Why would god care?

>> No.12473377

>>12473257
It's commanded in the first five books of the bible.

>> No.12473381

>>12468545
>So it's mostly chicken
Mechanically separated chicken, which is more skin/fat/bone marrow/veins, etc. Not necessarily bad, but it can give an unpleasant texture if you're expecting something to be like meat.

>> No.12473395

>>12473377
Why? What happens if you ingest dairy with meat?

>> No.12473399

>>12473395
You violate G-d's law, and are living in sin.

>> No.12473405

>>12473399
Oh ok. I don't think I care.

>> No.12473663
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12473663

>has unreasonable amounts of sodium in your path

>> No.12473715

>>12473405
Say that in the heavenly court!

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>>12473663
>sodium

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12473775

>>12467897
>>12467919
>>12467973
>>12467924
I unironically like them. Please no bully.
>$.89 8 normal dogs
>$.99 8 Jumbo Franks
It's cheaper per ounce too and unlike beans, chicken, or ramen, I actually enjoy Bar S hotdogs.
The only reason I don't eat them all the time is they're cured meats, and cured meats are an ass-cancer risk.
>I try to make up for it with fiber and cruciferous plants

>> No.12473782

>>12472760
>ligament, cartilage and skin?
You mean the basis of stock at every Michelin starred establishment which uses stock on the planet?

>> No.12474202

>>12472776
>hotdog in potato
Fucking hell Idaho, that would be like Iowa putting a hotdog in a corn on the cob.

>> No.12474293

>>12473395
The law comes from a passage instructing us not to boil a goats meat in its own mother's milk. Which, upon consideration, is kind of a bitch-made thing to do and so the rule resonates with me. Observing it is symbolic of having/showing respect for the animals which provide us with sustenance. I don't keep other kosher rules, actually I don't eat shellfish just because I don't like em, and pigs because I believe they're intelligent, whereas poultry birds and fish are retards who probably don't care as much that they are bred to be eaten.
Most of those rules were probably written during a time when a bad case of diarrhea could kill you. Thus they thought it angered G-d.

>> No.12474297

>>12468004
>one lb of "meat"

ftfy

>> No.12474303

>>12473782
They aren't inserting that stuff as a meat replacement though, it's not really the same thing. None of those things are inherently bad but it's mostly used to make it cheaper to produce.

>> No.12474309

>>12473775
>I try to make up for it with fiber and cruciferous plants
Not sure how accurate it is but I've read vitamin C can also negate some of the risk from eating processed meats too

>> No.12474428

>>12474303
But it's acknowledged hot dogs are lips and assholes as we say in the US. It is unethical to not use all of the parts of an animal that lived and died so we can live.
You don't have to eat it but it's not bad to form those scraps into a pleasing, USDA approved package and eat it.
I like 'good' hot dogs too, but can't beat the price and they're ok.

>> No.12474696

>>12474428
>But it's acknowledged hot dogs are lips and assholes as we say in the US.
I think most hot dogs now are actually made just from the meat and fat because of how common that saying became.

> It is unethical to not use all of the parts of an animal
Agreed, and whenever I eat chicken or something like that I'll eat all the skin and fat and pretty much clean the bone, but a lot of people seem to find the texture of these hot dogs unpleasant.

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>>12471808
Step aside, pleb

>> No.12475150

>>12471037
Well played, but how's your electric bill?

>> No.12475258

>>12475148
Seems a bit too high quality for a hotdog

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*saves your bbq*

>> No.12475340

>>12474293
>pigs intelligent
They're not as smart as your average dog. They're as affectionate as any mammal that isn't a predator, mine much less so than big cats and wolves I see on videos. I think they are a bit smarter than cows but cattle get a bad rap just for being lazy. Cattle are man bred and it doesn't pay to have enterprising barnyard animals. After raising pigs I am very comfortable eating them. Pork is so delicious.

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>>12467897
Any hot dog with chicken in it is shit. Either beef and pork or all beef is the only hot dog I will eat

>> No.12475627

>>12467897
Key is to fry them in bacon fat and top them with chili and cheese.

>> No.12475647

>>12472230
My nigger.

>> No.12476389

>>12468539
>Oleoresin of Paprika
I was unemployed and it was the morning of an open interview for a job at a crabhouse. I think this was why I shit my pants before I left home.

>> No.12476629

>>12474293
>not to boil a goats meat in its own mother's milk
That's a pretty weird and specific rule for someone to invent.
Why would an all-powerful being and creator of everything care about that?

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>>12467973

Huh, I seriously wonder what that's made of. Anyway, Bar-S bacon is great for camping in the deep woods when you want to keep yellowjackets away from your actual meals. Just toss a couple strips out in the sun on some rocks nearby, though remove them before nightfall, as they will attract bears.

>> No.12477284

>>12467897
>Bar S
>"They're the best!"
Literally no one on the face of the planet has ever uttered these scandalous words, ever.

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>>12472230
My tribesman. Also,

>> No.12477291

>>12477284
Bar-S: They're the best.

>> No.12477293

>>12477290
They expect you to eat 12 dogs in 7 days? Yeah, I guess I could do that.

>> No.12477299

>>12467897
Bar-S is the most fucking vile shit in existence.

>> No.12477306

SABRETTS MASTER RACE

>> No.12477357

Someone recd me Nathan's and they werent good, but I think it's the flavor of the franks themselves that I don't like
Going to try another brand and if I don't like them either I think I'm just going to get some nice sausages
I just want a fucking hot dog that tastes good without all the toppings