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UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
>UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
>UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
>UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

>> No.12460694

cool thread, retard

>> No.12460700
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12460700

>>12460691
PLEASE REMOVE ALL UNSCANNED ITEMS FROM THE BAGGING AREA

>> No.12460702

>>12460691
Cringe, I detest watching retards like you STURGGLE with self-service. Consider wearing a helmet in your daily life.

>> No.12460730

>>12460702
>"sturggle"

>> No.12460775

>>12460691
*weighs all produce as bananas*
Nothing personnel kid.

>> No.12460907

Waiting for the self serve checkout autist to post about why the toshiba 3000 mk2 or whatever the fuck it’s called is the best thing ever.

>> No.12461144

>>12460691
*Runs out of store*

>> No.12461156

everyone hates those god damn machines. ive seen lines of 10+ people in the express checkout while tons of those self-checkout machines are available. everyone is sick of how fickle they are.

>> No.12461185

>WARNING: SELF-DESTRUCT MODE HAS BEEN INITIATED
>THIS KIOSK WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN T-MINUS 120 SECONDS

>> No.12461187

Someone post the orange county choppers meme version of this

>> No.12461312

>>12461156
Your store still opens an express checkout lane?

>> No.12461341

>>12460691
These machines would be much more efficient if the average person wasn't a complete retard.

>> No.12461377
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12461377

>press scale down with hand and hit tare
>store now pays you to get produce

>> No.12461517

I love watching retards struggling with self service, especially when they clearly don't know how to work a touch screen. I watched a guy try to work the self service kiosk at McDonald's once, he spent like 5 minutes before giving up and just waiting in line for the register.

>> No.12461540

>>12461517
I hate it. It's probably the reason every Windows OS since XP has been cancer. Retards cannot do basic things anymore to the point where everyone else has to get locked out of using what I would consider normal and organized systems.

>> No.12461583

>>12460691
>tfw I always buy glass-bottle sodas, which are usually sold individually
>they make constant noise if you throw them all into one bag.
>so you put a bottle in a bag, then put that bag plus another bottle into the next bag, and so on, then there's always plastic between the bottles
>Holy shit this machine cannot handle what I'm doing
>sends an automated call to an attendant to tell them I'm stealing
>three burly black dudes run over
>Try to explain, but we end up yelling at each other, as they're like "CALM DOWN SIR" and I'm like, "NO LISTEN"
>One guy gets pissed and gets in my face like, two inches away
>Get a really embarrassing boner, but I don't think anybody noticed
>they cancel my transaction and confiscate my rewards card
>demand to speak to the manager
>all three, in perfect unison, say, "I am the manager", then pause, look at each other, and start laughing.
Self-service machines fucking suck.

>> No.12462248

>>12460730
>I pointed out a grammar error in his post, therefore i won!

>> No.12462257

>>12461540
Wow are you a computer wiz?

>> No.12462258

>>12462248

>i

I*

>> No.12462261

>>12462248
seething

>> No.12462263

>>12462257
Kind of. I know how to navigate DOS and UNIX so I'm a lot smarter with computers than the average moron while being no smarter than the average moron should be.

>> No.12462271

>>12460691
Do they still say this? I thought they changed the phrases to make them less "hostile"

>> No.12462284

>>12462263
Nice, my cousin is a computer genius too. Built the website for my aunts photography business and made an app for google. He also made my wifi faster once

>> No.12462293
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12462293

>Insta-mute these fucking things when I use them since Im extremely annoyed by most noises in general
>Walk by on a busy day and hear 8 of them all talking at once on max volume
Holy shit and a half

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12462300

>>12462293
When did you know?

>> No.12462311

>>12462284
Got one of those in my family. We’re so proud of him. Watched him walk the stage last year, first in the family to graduate college. Allen community college has such a beautiful campus

>> No.12462312

>>12462248
That spelling, not grammar. You dope.

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>>12460691
can't wait until I can program my sex robot to roleplay as a self-checkout robot but it says things with an erotic twist such as:

>unexpected item in banging area

>> No.12462319
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12462319

36 year old boomer here.
Been using self check out for several years. I can count on less than one hand how many times I've experienced an issue with it. Are zoomers just that retarded? I thought the younger generations were supposed to be better with tech, not worse?

>> No.12462321

>>12462319
your life is 50% over

also the second fifty percent is the sucky half

>> No.12462325

>>12462248
sturggle

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>>12462319
this guy is so good at checking out

he's checked out of reality

>> No.12462337

>>12462321
t. guy wasting his best years on 4channel

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12462364

IMAGINE BEING A WAGIE EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT EVEN GETTING PAID FOR IT!

L

M

A

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>12462321
>also the second fifty percent is the sucky half

different guy but if that's the case, you're doing it extremely wrong.

>> No.12462628

>>12462319
>scan the first item; pint of ice cream
>place it solidly and deliberately in the bagging area
>UNEXPECTED ITEM REEEE PLS REMOVE
>ok jesus fuck I'll take it out
>ITEM REMOVED FROM BAGGING AREA PLEASE RETURN ITEM
>you absolute fucking cunt i hate you so goddamn much

The only saving grace of the self-service lanes is that i typically get away with an item or two for free even after the attendant comes over, inevitably, because of the shit mentioned above and barcodes that won't scan.

>> No.12462632

>>12460775
>sorry ma'am I thought this PS4 was bananas

>> No.12462707

>>12462312
That’s flyover education for you

>> No.12462803

>>12462364
I'm getting paid in the cashews I'm pretending to pay full price for.

>> No.12462999

>>12460775
Works in some stores but in certain self checkout areas they have employees standing around and throw glances at what people are scanning. Fucking pieces of shit

>> No.12463123

Anyone who uses these is a retard. You are literally doing the job of a wagie

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12463136

>>12462248
correct

>> No.12464773

>>12462364
>>12463136
> Imagine your time having so little value that you knowingly and deliberately use the checkout option that takes longer

I live in a town full of old people. Whenever I shop at walmart there's always long lines for the cashiers, but little to no line for the self-checkout. So yeah, of fucking course I use the self-checkout. Let the boomers waste what little time they have left in life waiting in line.

>> No.12464777

>>12464773
Meant to reply to>>12463123
Not>>12463136

>> No.12464796

I dont like being stared at like a thief when buying grocery's

>> No.12464940

>>12464773
That's part of it for me but also during cold and flu season I don't want some cashier who has no sick days and has to show up for work sicker than shit touching my food.
>b-but no unions are a benefit for the employee and customer both
Yeah, no.

>> No.12464968

>Don't forget to take your receipt!
lmao, yeah right, I ain't your bitch

>> No.12464987

>>12462364
Are you so genuinely mentally handicapped that you'd rather wait in line for a wagie to manhandle and not bag things the way you like?

Instead of being a pathetic loser I like having control of the things in my life. Just remember every time you use a cashier, you're closer to being a NEET that needs his parents than an independent that can put peaches and canned goods in separate bags.

>> No.12465008

>>12464773
>I value my time
>I shop at walmart

Incredible.

>> No.12465025

>>12464987
I live in a nice area and shop at good, properly staffed grocery stores, so none of that applies to me. Seethe harder, unpaid Walmart intern.

>> No.12465031

>>12464773
Imagine working for free.

>> No.12465043

>>12460691
I only had problems with these in like 2005 but then I also don't shop at colored stores

>> No.12465057

>>12465008
How out of touch are you? There are great swaths of the US where your only choice is walmart, dollar tree or driving an extra 2 hours to something real. Flyover shitholes are hell, dude, I live it.

>> No.12465065

>>12461341
Maybe if the machine wouldn't fucking malfunction four times every time you use it. The your have to wait for some lazy minimum wage 4channer clerk to come over and enter a code to clear some retarded problem. Two weeks ago I walked out and left all my shit there after the fifth failure.

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12465068

>accidentally cut myself on the self-service deli slicer

>> No.12465087

>>12465065
you know what it kinda reminds me of? solving these fucking captchas

>> No.12465089

>>12465008
Where am I supposed to shop, whole foods? I value my money too, and walmart's cheap

>> No.12465091

>>12465057
then plan your trips better. you should be embarrassed by your own whining at this point.

>> No.12465116

>>12465065
It's not the machine's fault. Most are fantastically designed. You're average person is fucking retarded and can't use an electronic scale without breaking it though. Every Walmart I've recently been to have had almost zero problems, but they've had scales that don't allow you to against them. Occasionally they have to be reset, but it's probably from people dropping shit on them, or leaning their arms on them, or sitting their children on them, or something stupid like that.

>> No.12465146

>>12460691
>keep track of hours spent bagging my groceries
>send notice to store at end of year for unpaid wages
>contact labor board if they don't pay

>> No.12465151

Do these exist in places that aren't 90% white?

>> No.12465152

>>12461583
>they confiscate my rewards card
Every time

>> No.12465304

>>12461312
why wouldnt they?

>> No.12465314

>>12460691
>wagecucking but without the wage
screw these dumb machines

>> No.12465320

>>12460691
>can't even bag his groceries without fucking up

>> No.12465336

>>12465314
I see you too support the push for having minimum wage employees standing at every door. Why waste our valuable time as intellectuals opening doors when the wagecucks can do it for us? Perhaps we can pay someone to wipe your ass for you once we get that squared away.

>> No.12465342

why do americans have such a hard time with technology?

Can't use a self-serive or tap to pay.

wtf?

>> No.12465412

>>12465342
They're never taught to take care of themselves or their things.

When they abuse a machine and it breaks it's the machine's fault. When they can't figure out how to use a machine it's too complicated. Everything is stupid, someone should do it for me.

This is why American products are all disposable. Because you aren't expected to take care of them anyways.

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>>12465412

that's why you see these all over Japan but one of these wouldn't last a day in the US

>> No.12467115

>>12460691
Why is this so complex? Here in the Netherlands, you either take a little scanner with you through the store so you can scan stuff as you grab it and then at the end you put the scanner back into a hub and you can pay for your shit at a machine, or you can just scan all your stuff at such a machine at the end. Nothing like a bagging area or anything like that. Occasionally you get flagged for a random manual check where a clerk checks 2-4 items in your bag to see if you're not stealing and that's it.