/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12449066]

What is the edgiest opinion about food?

[Anonymous No.12449076]

Knifes must be always kept sharp

[Anonymous No.12449373]

>>12449066
Pineapple on pizza is masterace

[Anonymous No.12449378]

Food is unnecessary and makes you fat. All you need is sunlight, water, and the mental will to survive.

[Anonymous No.12449399]

not really edgy but I don't like beef
like the expensive cuts
I don't see the appeal, it's a huge fucking scam actually, when I can get a fine piece of pork shoulder chop, rib chop etc for nearly a tenth of the price?
it doesn't even taste better

[Anonymous No.12449413]

Have sex

[Anonymous No.12449416]

>>12449066
It doesn't matter if animals suffer for our food because all animals on earth are inherently worth less than even a single human being and their happiness.

[Anonymous No.12449419]

>>12449076
Oh You

[Anonymous No.12449422]

>>12449413
Alright, bend over, bucko.

[Anonymous No.12449445]

>>12449413
How?

[Anonymous No.12449513]

british food is superior

[Anonymous No.12449856]

i don't like chocolate

[Anonymous No.12449863]

If it's not american or swiss, it's cheese that doesn't belong on a burger.

>m-m-m-m--muh packaged Kraft! american???
no, actually good deli-cut white american cheese.

[Anonymous No.12449906]

>>12449422
*shits on dick*

[Anonymous No.12449943]

>>12449906
Hot

[Anonymous No.12449950]

>>12449863
>If it's not american or swiss, it's cheese that doesn't belong on a burger.
Sharp cheddar is good, so is pepperjack and bleu chz depending on the toppings of the burger

[Anonymous No.12449993]

Just think about it. Spending thousands of hours and dollars making and eating food. Only to literally shit it out of your asshole the next day. The mercifully option would have been to simply plug ourselves into the wall for a few mins each week. But no we have to walk around, existing as literal bags of rotting turds and pretend this is a dignified existence.

[Anonymous No.12450041]

>>12449399
with the more expensive cuts you're paying for tenderness rather than flavour, in fact they might be less flavourful - depends how you prepare
pork does seem cheaper on average, though - similar to chicken compared with duck or certain kinds of seafood compared with salmon/cod
depends on what kind of taste and texture you're going for

[Anonymous No.12450135]

>>12449066
Coffee is best enjoyed in conjunction with other flavors, and people who drink black coffee are drug addicts and try-hards.

[Anonymous No.12450147]

Black coffee.
Rare steak.
No beans in chili.

[Anonymous No.12450161]

>>12449993
Siri, play Evanescence "Bring Me to Life"

[Anonymous No.12450171]

Veganism is an eating disorder.

[Anonymous No.12450201]

This isn't so much opinion as it is fact but I find the idea of food preference to be a completely fabricated phenomenon. Yes, it has some legitimacy when you get to the extremes but 99.9% of people who claim to dislike something like mayonnaise or milk are straight up retarded subhumans who don't belong on this planet. These are fundamental chemical reactions that every mammal evolved to seek out and eat. It's not up for debate; you were born to love it.

[Anonymous No.12450346]

corn chips are the more succulent than regular potato chips

[Anonymous No.12451570]

>>12450171
have sex

[Anonymous No.12451577]

>>12450346
Eating a meal? A succulent corn chip meal?

[Anonymous No.12452529]

If you go through life having never fasted for at least one week, consuming nothing else than water, you don't know shit.

[Anonymous No.12452537]

>>12449066
Blood pudding and tomatoes should be eaten at breakfast

[Anonymous No.12452554]

>salt the eggs at the end else they go watery

literally bullshit advice that cannot be discerned through your palette if you are cooking them at a reasonable time-frame

[Anonymous No.12452729]

>>12450201
Wrong. Humans aren't meant to drink milk their whole lives. The majority of humanity is lactose intolerant, only those stemming from central Europe are still lactase persistent, an evolutionary mutation gained from having more cows than clean water.

[Anonymous No.12452899]

>>12449066
I honestly couldn't give a shit about keeping a food "traditional"
If you want to put hot dogs in your stir fry or mix ketchup with your pasta or eat caviar on ritz crackers I genuinly see nothing wrong with it. When I cook food literally only care if the end result tastes good to me or if I think it will taste good for who I'm cooking it for and I will often break out of a recipe and add something I think will taste good, I could not give two shits about "following traditional recipes" to a T, If it means changing up the formula to make something taste good in my opinion, I'll do it. Fuck anyone who says "oh that's not how you make REAL [version of food]" yeah, I don't care, If I want to dip my pizza in a mayonnaise, chive and lemon juice sauce similar to what I use when making lobster rolls, I'll do whatever the fuck I want.

[Anonymous No.12452905]

>>12449066
Beans do not belong in chili

[Anonymous No.12452910]

>>12450201
>humans are born to crave literally all food
>therefore there is no such thing as food that tastes bad to you
Ok anon, i don't neccesarily agree but I respect your opinion, but I will bring up the point that root beer is very much liked in America but tastes absolutely horrid to other countries, and I don't think it's because they're parents told them "this tastes bad because you live in a European continent" and just mentally don't like it.

[Anonymous No.12452915]

If you often resort to adding storebought condiments to your cooking, you don't know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.12452919]

Bacon is overrated garbage and the nigger of cured meats

[Anonymous No.12452958]

>>12450135
Found the amerifat who only drink a gallon of lard And a kilo of sugar on his Starbucks and calls it a coffee

[Anonymous No.12452984]

>>12449066
You shouldn’t get any.

[Anonymous No.12453014]

>>12449399
i agree. steakhouses are a huge meme

[Anonymous No.12453115]

>>12451577

get you hands off my penis

[Anonymous No.12453124]

>>12452984
Fixed that image for you.

[Anonymous No.12453129]

>>12453115
I see you know your corn chips well

[Anonymous No.12453142]

>>12449066
rare/blue steak is not raw meat

[Anonymous No.12453357]

>>12452729
Then they should be killed

[Anonymous No.12454212]

>>12452729
>more cows than clean water
That's a fun way to think about it. Organic water filters that also convert weeds and indigestible grain into usable protein. Cows are cool.

[Anonymous No.12454241]

>>12454212
I'm a cross poster from /an/ and I learned that mosquitoes filter animal blood into water.
Thought I would share.
maybe cows were wrong. We should've been genetically modifying mosquitoes to make them big and useful.

[Anonymous No.12454259]

Sugars and PUFAs are the great satan and there should be laws limiting how much can be in one product and warning labels on products containing them.

>>12452958
I wish. If americans were drinking lard instead of partially hydrogenated soicornpalm oil they might be a bit healthier.

[Anonymous No.12454279]

>>12449906
ez lube

[Anonymous No.12455332]

>>12449066
If you need to drink alcohol to "stop feeling like shit" you should be executed and treated no better than a journalist

[Anonymous No.12455363]

Chopsticks are bullshit and inefficient. Not only that, but anyone (other than asians that were forced from birth to use them) that uses them is a fag trying to show off or afraid of looking uncultured. You use a fork every fucking meal of your life and the one time a month you get fish and rice you suddenly decide you like to use two pieces of wood to eat.

[Anonymous No.12455816]

>>12449066
Absolutely no fucking mayo near any food I eat.

[Anonymous No.12455939]

Foods that isn't efficient to eat and are messy are bullshit.
>bone-in wings
>fried chicken
Food with what is essentially a natural corn dog stick stuck in the middle for no reason
>ribs
Fucking shoot me.

[Anonymous No.12456054]

>>12450201
I heard autists have a hard time empathizing but sheesh this poster must be debilitated.

[Anonymous No.12456189]

>>12455332
alright, JORDAN

[Anonymous No.12456199]

>>12450171
Are you talking shit about Evanescence, you little shit?

[Anonymous No.12456605]

>>12452529
>you don't know shit.
Is this meant to be philosophical or an observed fact? Because it works either way.

[Anonymous No.12456621]

>>12452899
Based

[Anonymous No.12457886]

>>12449066
Probably those boomer holdouts from the 'Natural Cures'* era spamming the internet with clickbait ads touting how tomatoes and potatoes are deadly because 'OMG NIGHTSHADE FAMILY'.

>*'Natural Cures' was a series of books full of pseudo-scientific advice so dangerous following it could actually KILL you. The author wound up in jail. Even though the whole 'tomatoes are deadly' is old as time those fucking books made it viral.

[Anonymous No.12457902]

>>12449066
When chefs talk shit about other chefs by calling them outdated, like "so 80s, so 90s"

I think thats pretty petty and salty and hostile. Definitely what i think of when i think of edgy

[Anonymous No.12457912]

>>12454259
This.

Lard got demonized and then replaced by hydrogenated vegetable oils back in the day because HVO had a stable shelf like lard and 'omg healthier'.

Except... Eh... You know how THAT went for us all.

[Anonymous No.12457921]

>>12449066
There's nothing wrong with drinking your own organic pee

[Anonymous No.12458195]

>>12449066
cheese bad

[Anonymous No.12458284]

People that dislike Hawaiian pizza to the point of threatening or making fun of people that like it are legitimately retarded

[Anonymous No.12460151]

>>12449066
Vegan is best.
Vegan is alright at best

[Anonymous No.12460157]

>>12458195
>cheese bad
Putrid ball of rotten fat

[Anonymous No.12460168]

>>12457902
Just say black butter

[Anonymous No.12460188]

>>12455816
Mayo the true aioli no-no debacle

[Anonymous No.12460224]

>>12449076
>about food
>knife

[Anonymous No.12460246]

>>12449066
nato is good

[Anonymous No.12460296]

>>12449863
Havarti and Monterey Jack are both solid cheese options for burgers

[Anonymous No.12460821]

>>12449378
hahaha wtf

[Anonymous No.12460824]

>>12449416
that's a yikes from me, captain!

[Anonymous No.12460848]

>>12458195
yeah but it sets off similar chemical reactions in our brain as heroin does
cheese good

[Anonymous No.12460867]

>>12449416
Well, since a lot of us would die off if all animals suddenly disappeared I would say that all animals are inherently worth at least a few human lives

[Anonymous No.12460874]

>>12449416
Many humans aren't happy if they know animals are suffering

[Anonymous No.12460878]

>>12450147
This. Good chili doesn't need fillers

[Anonymous No.12460887]

>>12449399
I agree. Just give me the cheap cuts and I'll make a stew. Steaks are great but just too expensive

[Anonymous No.12460947]

>>12455939
Does your mom cut the crust off your sandwich too? And do you wear Velcro shoes?

[Anonymous No.12460979]

>>12455363
based

[Anonymous No.12460993]

>>12455939
That's a rather circumcised argument.

[Anonymous No.12461020]

>>12449863
hot take: swiss sucks

[Anonymous No.12461028]

>>12461020
I thought I was alone on this. Swiss both tastes bad, and has a terrible mouthfeel

[Anonymous No.12461032]

>>12449076
wait, wouldn't that be the dullest opinion if your knife isn't sharp?
Nevermind I doubt one out of a hundred of the posters on this board have ever even attempted to sharpen a knife.

[Anonymous No.12461054]

all food should be free. no money connected to food. having enough to eat is a humanright. the only way to do that is to provide free food with NO MEANS TESTING. bill gates gets a free burger, just like i do. no pressure with valuable foods. they just remain scarce, and possibly local. we all pay a carbon tax and rich people pay capital gains tax, and we all eat for free. ps i just made this up, i like it but its not thought out yet.

[Anonymous No.12461174]

>>12452554
people spelling palate as "palette" make me want to vomit

[Anonymous No.12461551]

>>12449066
Burgers are completely fine cooked well. There is no need for a medium burger

[Anonymous No.12461559]

>>12461054
All food should go to a central facility where it is blended together, dehydrated into homogenous bars, and equally distributed to the population. Thursdays will be Soylent Green day.

[Anonymous No.12461565]

>>12449863
Gouda???

[Anonymous No.12461574]

>>12450147
>no beans in chili

A wise man I see

[Anonymous No.12461578]

>>12455363
But its fun. It makes me feel like yojimbo in that one scene where he was eating rice

[Anonymous No.12461579]

>>12461551
Anytging other than well done is a food hazard

[Anonymous No.12461653]

>>12449378
you are joking but i do think people eat waaaaaay too often. 3 meals a day is completely unnecessary, 5 is insane

[Anonymous No.12461665]

>>12449066
Onions should never be consumed at lunchtime

[Anonymous No.12461703]

>>12450201
>>12453357

[Anonymous No.12461706]

>>12451577
lol i think of the same whenever someone say succulent. such a weird word

[Anonymous No.12461714]

>>12455939
ok then just drink soylent retard

[Anonymous No.12461722]

>>12449066
Breakfast food is shit.

[Anonymous No.12461732]

>>12461703
Make it longer

[Anonymous No.12461759]

>>12461732
thats what she said

:(

[Anonymous No.12462123]

>>12455363
They're good for eating crisps with without getting your fingers greasy

[Anonymous No.12462129]

>>12455363
They are really good for cooking though.

[Anonymous No.12462136]

Fish is the perfect food.

[Anonymous No.12462338]

>>12452899
I'm half way with you but not all the way. I couldn't care less about the traditional recipe, but I do care about the quality and nutrition of food.
That is, if you want to take a recipe and substitute a different meat or seasonings or cook it differently, that's great. But if you're talking about putting store brand hot dogs or corn syrup ketchup into an otherwise good quality healthy meal, then you're literally a fat manchild with absolutely no taste or care for your health.

[Anonymous No.12462350]

>>12461579
very wrong