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12440623 No.12440623 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone else freeze their pickles and eat them? I've been bullied all day at school for bringing frozen pickles with my lunch box and people just point laugh and call me the pickler lickler. Is it wrong or weird to eat frozen pickles? And how could I get them to stop?

>> No.12440632

nice bait but made me kek nonetheless

>> No.12440702
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>>12440632
It's not bait, I was eating one when I was making this post and letting another freeze for breakfast the next morning

>> No.12440732

>>12440623
It appears you're a faggot for licking the pickle. Not eating it like a real man.

>> No.12440768

>>12440623
Lick the pickle, lick the dick, pickle licking little prick.

>> No.12440777

>>12440732
>>12440768
Don't knock it till you try it

>> No.12440843

>>12440702
>owning margarine
>freezing butter
>not even putting the pickle in a bag before you freeze it
>being black
that’s gonna be a yikes from me

>> No.12440853

>>12440623
>is it wrong or weird
yes and yes

>how can i get them to stop?
a gun

>> No.12440857

>>12440777
Little pickle licky boy. Licking pickles, little boy. Little little little boy.

>> No.12440942

>>12440843
My mom likes to use frozen butter to cut into cubes and put into her coffee to cool it down

>> No.12440980

>>12440942
This is probably a huge bait thread but if your life is actually this level of poverty, I genuinely pity you.

>> No.12441035
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>>12440623
No this sounds exactly like something a psychopathic maniac would do

HHEHRYEYLO ANON HEHEHE WANCHU SHARE MYEE FROZEN PICKLES !! MWHEHEHEHEH !!!

And this is you, the man who wants to lure people with your frozen pickles and then kidnap them to brutally molest your victims in an abandoned basement to showing them a slideshow based on your twisted obsessions, taunting them by saying "do you see, DO YOU SEE ?!!!??!?!?!"

>> No.12441046

>>12441035
i just like frozen pickles man. my girlfriend doesn't think it's weird

>> No.12441055

>>12441046
Your girlfriend is bored of your chilly willy and hates your icicle pickle.

>> No.12441094

>>12441055
My girlfriend accepts me for who I am. Out of everyone pointing and laughing at me, she's the only positive thing I've ever gotten out of all the attention my pickles give me

>> No.12441135

>>12441094
go give ur gf's penis a gd suckie suckie

>> No.12441139
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Hahahahaha you're a fucking loser i would laugh at you if I was in your class

>> No.12441141

>>12440623
So you know how some people say "cool as a cucumber"? You should say "cool as a PICKLE." When they make fun of you, say "I'm not going to get angry because I'm COOL AS A PICKLE!"

>> No.12441151

>>12440702
When I was a little kid I was in a hella good mood and was gonna smash on a toaster strudel, opened the bag and figured I'd just microwave it in the bag. Shat bricks when I saw the fucking Electric Light Orchestra in the microwave. Ran to stop it, but the damage was done, strudel was kill.

OP, eat a toaster strudel for my 6 year old self.

>> No.12441171

>>12441139
FUCK YOU CUNT

>> No.12441174

>>12440623
Stab one of them with a sharpened picklecicle

>> No.12441183

>>12440980
As insane as that is what kind of fucking poor person has like excess butter to freeze and then put in coffee?

>> No.12441184

>>12441183
This, if they were poor it would be a vegetable spread.

>> No.12441187

>>12440623
Fuck this thread is great. Thanks OP, keep on licking those pickles.

>> No.12441190

>>12440623
Dip the frozen pickle in peanut butter.
Thank me later, player.

>> No.12441197

>>12441187
Are you calling him a faggot?

>> No.12441209
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>>12440623

>> No.12441252

>>12441141
Thank you ! I will try it :) I already make pickle jokes to my girlfriend when we get into the mood

>>12441151
Already done. Tell your 6 year old self he can rest easy

>>12441183
I'm not sure. My mom has always done it. I didn't know my dad but I think he did it too

>>12441190
im allergic ):

>> No.12441261

I have seen people drink the pickle juice, but if they froze it and licked on the pickle iceblock.. if they kept a pickle inside

I would be intrigued about the possibility mr pickler lickler

>> No.12441277

>>12441261
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE STELLAR IDEA! Maybe I'll share them at school and everyone's minds will be changed when they see how cool they are

>> No.12442925

>>12441277
I think you should be more normal, dude.

>> No.12442956
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>>12440702
you know you fuck up when even the toaster strudel is giving you a judging look

>> No.12442978
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>>12440853
this. we need more black shooters to meet our diversity quota. School shooting are starting to look a little racist, fucking white privilege... they are born with better access to decent guns. just another way the white man is keeping us down

>> No.12442985

>>12440623
pickles are too salty to freeze solid, I call bs

>> No.12442999

>>12442978
Blacks are making great strides in the disgruntled worker department, though. I think the last three big ones were all black.
Perhaps there's just more blacks fired from a job than in high school, though.

>> No.12443007

>>12442985
No, they're not. I froze some pickles in a bag a while ago because I needed the empty jar for something and I already ate all I could. Didn't try eating them frozen, but frozen they were.

>> No.12443024

>>12443007
>gross vinegar pickles
>not divine brine pickles
I hate your larder.

>> No.12443025

>>12442999
checked wisdom

>> No.12443078

>>12440623
Must be real hard getting made fun of over pickles.

...Must be reeeeal tough to be you.

>> No.12443160

>>12440623
School is like a prison. You have to show dominance to avoid becoming a bitch. What you gotta do is walk up to your biggest bully with a confident stride and shove that frozen pickle right up his ass.

>> No.12443256

>>12440702
Now you know where Colonel Sanders coined the phrase "Pickle Licking Nigger". This was before he switched preferences to lesbian porn and "Finger Licking Good" was born.

>> No.12443262

>>12440702
Dude, this is just asking to be bullied. If you're going to eat anything penis shaped at school, cut it into slices before you pack it (hotdogs excepted, but you have to leave them in the bun). Bananas you can get away with until about the end of 3rd grade.

>> No.12443272

>>12440942
holy motherfucking shit... butter in coffee? even if you're trolling this is beyond humor. It's straight up treason against everything coffee stands for.

>> No.12443283

>>12441197
Who would ever dare call OP a faggot?

>> No.12444013

Hey guys thanks for your insightful comments. I just got off from school and I tried some of your suggestions and I have a few updates :)

>school chad looks in my direction, smiling and chuckling to himself at the chad lunch table. Snap my pickle in half and tell him that will be his dock if he doesn't keep his eyes in his skull

>feed other half of the broken piece of pickle to my girlfriend afterwards. She's oddly more affectionate to me, usually isn't like this when I feed her frozen pickles

>go home, girlfriend texts me. "Come over and bring your pickle."

Thanks a lot for the advice guys! I'm about to go over to her place and I assume we'll just play Overwatch like we always do. She only asked for me to bring a pickle for myself, should I bring two? Are they finally working?

>> No.12444039

>>12444013
*dick I'm a dumb phone poster today

>> No.12444103

I never knew my father but every time I wrap my lips around a juicy frozen pickle I think about him watching me from heaven.

>> No.12444110

>>12443272
isn't butter coffee a new popular keto thing?

>> No.12444211

>>12440623
Pickler Lickler is hilarious. Lickle that pickle with pride, OP.

>> No.12444564

>>12444211
>Pickle Lickler
is that pickle moonshine?
>Licker
>liquor

>> No.12445180 [DELETED] 

>>12440702
Any time I see disgusting nigger hands anywhere near food it makes me want to fucking gag. I once went to a restaurant and when it was time to order, a fat niggress with neon green fake nails waddled over to my table. I was hungry and thought fuck it, she isn't touching the food only the plate. About 15 minutes into waiting I went to use the bathroom, and passed by the kitchen. The door to the kitchen was slightly opened and I saw a nigger with dreads going down to his waist was making what appeared to be my food. I went straight past the bathroom and left the restaurant. I don't need or want to eat some dogshit that some dirty nigger made, whose hands smell like menthol cigarettes and cocoa butter. Just thinking about it makes me sick to my fucking stomach.

>> No.12445286

i miss when attentionfags would just be mentally ill freaks. who the fuck actually cares about some nigger taking pictures of a pickle in his freezer? none of his fake school stories are funny. what the fuck is this thread

>> No.12445433

>>12444564
My ex- used to chase bourbon with pickle juice. I never saw the appeal.

>> No.12445450

>>12440843
>black
Reddit called, they are missing a faggot. You.

>> No.12445876

>>12445286
we need worse people then ourselves to makes us feel better about ourselves

>> No.12445902 [DELETED] 

>>12440702
hlghjglj

>> No.12445905 [DELETED] 

>>12445902
gkilgkluijhuli

>> No.12446081

>>12441183
>>12441184
Have you morons never heard of welfare?

>> No.12446085

>>12446081
Welfare recipients eat even more trash than poor people, they just get the junk for free.

>> No.12446167

Most of you cynical retards are so sheltered and holed up in your mother's basement that the idea of someone just having a weird hobby and being made fun of for it and the concept of genuinely seeking advice just seems impossible for you. I pity you piece of shit NEETs that will never amount to anything. You make me sick. And my stupid shitty hobby got my laid today. So what are you guys doing? Go on. I'm waiting

>> No.12446179

>>12446167
Does eating frozen dickles really count as a hobby?

>> No.12446205
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>>12446167
>putting pickles in the freezer is a hobby

>> No.12446232

>>12446179
Sampling various delicacies does. This one I just so happen to return to more often than others. How hard is that to grasp?

>> No.12446404

>>12446232
Hi. /x/ here. I have psychic powers, and I have seen your future. One of your bullies is going to take it too far. You are going to be beaten to death if you do not stop eating frozen pickles. Act or do not act, I am only the conduit of knowledge.

>> No.12446416
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Pickle freaks make me sick

>> No.12446418
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Just tell them your a Rick and Morty fan

>> No.12446430

>>12443078
I won't make fun of your pickle, Audrey.

>> No.12446460

>>12440980
>>12443272
You idiots have never heard of Bulletproof Coffee. It's the newest meme health drink (actually tastes good).

OP, at least bag your pickles.

>> No.12446461

>>12440768
>>12440857
What is your intention here?

>> No.12446473

>>12446461
Sounds like delirious anglos are trying to make nursery rhymes.

>> No.12446505

>>12440980
It's not bait, when I was a kid we were so poor we couldn't afford real ice made of water so we freezed other stuff like butter, spaghetti sauce and pickles to put in our coffee.

>> No.12446512

>>12442985
Ha ha sorry you have such a weak freezer but mine freezes pickles just fine. Everything freezes solid if it's cold enough

>> No.12447475

>>12441151
you call those silver-bagged icing covered dry wafers strudels? sad for that little kid that was you

>> No.12448316

>>12446512
>>12446505
Finally some smart folk who understand me.

>>12446404
If you have foreseen this future then it is fate and there is nothing I can do to change it. So I'll enjoy my pickles in the mean time

>> No.12448335

>>12448316
There is no predestiny. There are only possible outcomes.

>> No.12448336
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What the fuck is wrong with you, freezing a pickle? Like icy on the inside of the pickle when you bite into it? Absolutely disgusting and my gums ache just thinking about this. What is wrong with you. They have pickle flavored popsicles for a reason. Not to go making your own homemade abominations. I am disgusted and my day is ruined.