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>> No.12440115

The world's FIRST pizza shaped like Garfield's head.

>> No.12440122

So what do you want ME to do about it?

>> No.12440135
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Just enjoy some tasty Garfield lasagna

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>> No.12440172

Bitch lasagna

>> No.12440180

Looks fucked

>> No.12440208
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What you mean?

>> No.12440323


Holy shit those prices in the context of a dude in a baseball cap behind a counter with a menu board. What currency is that?

>> No.12440369

has to be canadian

>> No.12440399

fuck this picture man the curse is already taking over

>> No.12440408

the guy who photoshops garfeld has to be 120 now why does he care about this immigrant fellow?

>> No.12440419

I looked it up. It’s an app-based mobile restaurant. I don’t know what that means, and it’s Canadian. Plans to expand worldwide by 2025.

>> No.12440815

Might be a van with a freezer and a microwave

>> No.12440844

This seems like an odd move for a 50 year old comic character no one has thought about in 10 years.

>> No.12441014

Is that a cottage pie?
What's with these fucking prices?

>> No.12441023

It's owned by some Arab oil shiek. They have multiple stores in the Middle East, and the Toronto store is a test to see if they can attract diners in North American with the Garfield app pizzeria concept.

>> No.12441049

Who the hell would go to a Garfield-themed restaurant and order a salad?

>> No.12441134

Are they closed on mondays?

>> No.12441140

It's Canadian. Their food prices are absurd due to socialism.

>> No.12441180

For me it's the spaghetti cow, the best fast food spaghetti.

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>> No.12441280
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I remember I used to think the garfield comic strips were actually funny when I was like, 6.
Now it's objectively the laziest comic out there. The intern that copy and pastes assets into each strip probably makes like 100 days worth in like an hour.

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They claim to have sold out of pizza on launch day, but I cannot find any proof online that anyone successfully acquired one.

>> No.12441801

I doubt that. During the eighties and nineties Garfield was everything, on everything.

>> No.12441817

>those prices
excuse me what the fuck?

>> No.12441827

Although there is something horrifically wrong with lasagna being served in what is effectively a fast food estabishment, I would not go against the wills of GARF.

>> No.12441844

Eating spaghetti from a box would make me depressed.

Oh, like Garfield is... now I get it.

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>> No.12441860

You can turn the spaghetti box into a tissue box, when you're done!


>> No.12441879

what the fuck. What a weird idea. Who is the target audience for his place? Little Timmy isn’t going to want his empty ‘sketti box to turn into a goddamn tissue box when he’s done. Why not sell Garfield plushies with the meals and have the box “transform” into Garfield’s bed or refrigerator or something?

>> No.12441911

I’m gonna go ahead and say I would abso-fucking-lutely not tear open a perfectly good box of tissue only to replace that, again perfectly fine box, with an old Garfield themed takeout box that was previously filled with sadghetti. No fucking way. That’s like, some depression era marketing shit.

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This is what Garf wanted for you.

This is what you deserve.

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>> No.12441975

An Arab oil sheik that thinks Garfield is cool, apparently. These are the people that made Jeff Dunham wildly rich, after all.

See >>12441023

>> No.12441991

I would like to spend $5 for a large Garficcino, and $18 for a box o' spaghetti with cow on it, please.

>> No.12442008
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>paying full price instead of earning PAWS through the Garfield Attack AR mobile game and using them to buy Goupons to get discounts

It's like you're not even trying.

>> No.12442022

Not so good looking, but I will buy it.

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>> No.12442061

I played Garfield GO for a while when I had a job that required tons of walking. I earned a $5 Amazon card after 8 months of playing. Garfield is a benevolent master.

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Is this man insane?

>> No.12442130

Jeff Dunham was popular as fuck. When his special came out all my dumbass coworkers quoted it non stop and were upset when I told them he wasnt funny.
God I hate that faggot

>> No.12442152
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Let's just say yes and call it a day.

>> No.12442164


"Weird" twitter humor is just teh penguin of doom shit for depressed 30 year olds who unironically identify as communist

>> No.12442168
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But, was it money that made him crazy?

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>> No.12442203

Money only facilitated the madness that was always lurking.

>> No.12442222

who the fuck is Jeff Dunham?

>> No.12442236

The ventriloquist with the skeleton Obama ‘n’ Biden puppet.

>> No.12442242

is this the 50's?

>> No.12442259

No it was the mid 2000's. Look up his stuff. It's awful but people just ate it up

>> No.12442370

saw one of his "best" videos. the crowd must have the intelligence of a babby if they think this stuff is hilarious.

>> No.12442387
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I just ordered 2 pizzas.
Let's see what we get, boyz.

>> No.12442401

That's the general population for ya

>> No.12442404

The old garfield that came in books was ok but past that it's become beyond a parody of itself.

>> No.12442405

I’m waiting in anticipation

>> No.12442407
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You and me both, brother.

>> No.12442410

I hope you’re serious. I’m excited.

>> No.12442423
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I'm very serious.
Buddy is on his way over to chill.
He has no idea what's about to happen.

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It's happening!!!

>> No.12442462

Not going to lie. This looks like a shittier version of Orlando garage pizza. I want to like it cuz muh cartoons but what the fuck?

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>> No.12442538

What the fuck is up with people and Garfield

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Not only is this the weirdest website layout I've seen, the premise is baffling. It's like an autist with a Chris Chan level of garfield devotion decided to make a resteraunt that incorperated a bunch of other obsessions and Jim Davis just smelled money and went along.

what really russles me is the re use guide though. what kinda gross ass person stores pens in a used disposable smoothie cup or puts clean tissues in a greasy takeout box? do all the managers have their houses littered with old food cobtainers? Ffs just make them commercially compostable like on the west coast.

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What do you think is inside?

>> No.12442565

I hope it’s Nermal.

>> No.12442571

Maybe but this guy for sure is.


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The crayons smell horrible and are kinda melted. I'm not convinced that I'm not eating toxic chemicals right now.

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>> No.12442607

what is that on the pepperoni?

>> No.12442609

someones got a case of the mondays!

>> No.12442611

The secret Garf-sauce.

>> No.12442616

Looks like fucking caramelized onions

>> No.12442620

“You forgot to clean my litter box again, John.”

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>> No.12442633

>Avenue Road

How rich are your parents?

>> No.12442638

Rich enough can afford GarfieldEATS

>> No.12442673

Was the driver as fat as he looks?

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>> No.12442767

He's cute. I would go there just to see him

>> No.12442771
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My wife is very upset with me.

>> No.12442804
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I forgot who Jeff Dunham was, so I looked it up and got pic related and had a good laugh. Trump has made the left absolutely batshit insane.

>> No.12442825

is this all a joke? do people create entire businesses ironically now?

>> No.12442857

I've listened to some interviews with the guy. I think he is completely earnest.

>> No.12442862

While that article is total jibberish, the people I know who voted trump do like Jeff Dunham

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>> No.12442885

So why didn't u post a pic of the pizza

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>> No.12442962

It was funny the first time or 2.

>> No.12442964

Where is the picture of the adult pizza?

>> No.12442976

It really wasnt, ever.

>> No.12442998

Lotta MBMBaM fans on /ck/ it seems

>> No.12443010

I’m kind of sad that Jim Davis is getting old. All the pics I remember of him from my childhood he was middle aged

>> No.12443011

It was. The problem was his material never changed plus fags hated what he did to his wife.

>> No.12443013

Post one good joke of his

>> No.12443018

You'd say anything is bad because as I said his material never changed and it's been 15 years. We've all heard his jokes more then any of us care for. He was basically a one trick pony.

>> No.12443026

The hell is that zoomer crap

>> No.12443027

Because he was never funny. He had a stupid gimmick that mouth breathers latched on to. Theres a reason hes NEVER brought up among comedians apart from maybe mentioning his wealth. The dude is a hack and always has been

>> No.12443036

I just read through a bunch of his jokes and found:
>Jeff Dunham: Well if reincarnation happens, who would you come back as and what would you do?
>Walter: I'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone.

Not exactly a knee-slapper, but a perfectly serviceable joke.

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>> No.12443047

Imagine not wanting to kidnap a young college student and force them to walk on all fours and eat lasagna out of a food bowl on the floor

>> No.12443050

So unoriginal and hacky is good to you. Got it, mouth breather.

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>> No.12443058

>Read through a bunch of jokes
>Finds nothing better than “serviceable”

>> No.12443069

I see three “serviceable” slices in that pizza.

>> No.12443075

fuck, that brown shit makes me want to vomit.

>> No.12443088

They’re like... grilled, then stewed, onions but it looks like someone hosed off and julienned some placenta.

>> No.12443089

Those slices are retarded. They should just reserve the Garfield cutout for cake or maybe a Garfield shaped lasagna

>> No.12443091

Post your favorite joke from any comedian. You clearly have the most highbrow, intelligent and greatest sense of humor ever and I’d like to have a good chuckle.

>> No.12443099

I hate the attitude of that kind of post
>if its not the most highbrow, hilarious, and original thing ever its worthless

sometimes i just like some trash

>> No.12443101

Why are the toppings not making the pizza look more like Garfield?

>> No.12443104

I don’t get it.

>> No.12443113

We know champ.

>> No.12443123

This looks like some gay guy who just was on the receiving end of anal sex sharted out semen over the top of the salami.

>> No.12443134

Literally any joke that doesnt rely on overdone stereotype jokes. Hell hes so bad at comedy he cant get a joke across without a shitty visual for knuckledraggers like you to clap and laugh at.

>> No.12443137
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>sometimes i just like some trash

I think we've discovered the GarfieldEATS demographic.

>> No.12443141

Theres a difference between trash and diarrhea

>> No.12443143

This is a Norm MacDonald board, anon.

>> No.12443150

This is what I don't get... how do Americans become so fat when the food is so ridiculously shitty?

>> No.12443156
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Society has stripped away all meaningful reasons to live, and so they keep seeking easy dopamine.

Meanwhile, corporations provide that hit in garbage form for as cheap as possible, and make it as culturally acceptable to consume it as possible.

>> No.12443157

What did he notice

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>> No.12443182

It's a Canadian branch of a Dubai based chain. Not even remotely American.

>> No.12443183

god this looks so depressing. id have thought the lasagna would at least look nice

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>noone has posted anything from the Garfield doujin yet
Get on my level, fucking plebs.

>> No.12443198

>garfield ships nermal to abu dhabi
>nermal starts up shitty meme restaurant as revenge

>> No.12443203
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>The garfield doujin

>> No.12443209

I audibly chuckled so hard at this comment. My god fuck this thread.

>> No.12443211

Just FUCK my shit up!

>> No.12443216
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Here you go.

>> No.12443222

It's based on American fast food. Also, Canadian pizza places are normally better than that. There's some good pizza places in the US too, but I've seen plenty that do that thing with the huge voids on empty space on the slices like in the pic... never have seen the shit smear over the top, that's original. Dominos in the US (and probably Canada) do the empty space thing often enough, but depends on who makes it how lucky or unlucky you will get. These shenanigans would not be tolerated in Asia or most parts of Europe (except maybe Scandinavia and Netherlands, I have heard some pizza horror stories out of those places).

>> No.12443228

Thanks for taking the time to explain. Makes sense. But I think any sane person opening that box would serious question if it was worth the risk of consuming it. Just looks so unappealing.

>> No.12443235

the thing is, it would be so easy to actually make this look like garfield, they have all the elements but they they go and do this

>> No.12443239

Tarantino Garfield is something I never knew I didn't want what the fuck is this nonsense

>> No.12443244

Yeah it's beyond retarded. No effort to try and make a face. Probably because people would fight over the slices because to make the face anatomically correct, they'd need to leave bits off some of the slices. Unless they really invested some effort and did it Bento style, chopping all the ingredients super-fine and drawing the character face with food pixels.

>> No.12443249

Is this what all canuck 'za looks like?

>> No.12443252

Nigga, its a DUBAI chain. You're say that shitty Arab pizza is America's fault?

>> No.12443273

could easily be done with machine if you want it pixel perfect. or you get the face down and then fill in the blank space with finely chopped stuff thats the same color. ie using yellow capsicum wouldnt be that noticable

>> No.12443274

Can you list all the toppings please. I'm struggling to work out what the fuck is happening on the left ear.

>> No.12443279

I meant right ear

>> No.12443282
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Not that anon, but from their online menu

>> No.12443284

what the fuck does farm to plate even mean

>> No.12443288

>beef pepperoni
i didnt know this was even a thing

>> No.12443294

It's a Middle Eastern country, so that would explain the lack of pork
Generally it means getting all the ingredients directly from local or semi local farms and distributors. The idea is you can trace the food back to the farms it came from

>> No.12443296

Yes. It's 100% America's fault.

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>Entergagement is an engaging mobile app powered by entertainment features. It is a UI (user interface), which allows users to engage while being simultaneously entertained.
GarfieldEATS app enables you to watch, play, order, read, collect, redeem, track, manage, chat, share and much more All-in-One app; we call “entergaging”.

this whole resaurant sounds like the biggest fucking con. when have you even seen a restaurant with a page like this?

>> No.12443313

He looks so desperate to sell you something

>> No.12443321

Thanks for clearing that up

>> No.12443330

Because it's an Arab chain they can't use pork. If you ever travel to Indonesia or Malaysia, you'll see beef substituting for pork everywhere. It's also being done in Australian branches of Dominos to avoid losing the large numbers of semitics, mainly Arabs since pizza isn't Kosher. So all the pepperoni, salami, and bacon on pizzas in Dominos in Australia is made from beef instead of pork. Even though many Malaysians eat pork, it's not sold anywhere except in Chinese places (even the Hindus steer clear of it because it's not good for business). I've never seen pork sold anywhere in Indonesia outside of Bali and Papua.

AirAsia and Malaysia Airlines both have served something they call "Beefacon" but this stopped on AirAsia once they tried to go all posh and made 90% of their cooked foods contain chicken.

>> No.12443358

They're shy to mention how much fat, but if anyone is wondering, based on the stated amount of calories in the pizza and the amounts of carbs and protein, it means about 90 calories comes from fat and that's about 7.5g of fat. I think this may be accurate since there's hardly any cheese and only 4 slices of pepperoni on the pizza that was delivered to that guy. Also notice the difference between what was delivered and the generous looking pepperoni pizza in top left corner of menu, which also includes a chili, and no poop mayonnaise in sight.

>> No.12443374

this is just depressing

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lmao i didnt know about the dominos thing, im just glad my kebab place is based, had a kebab with betroot, bacon, pineapple and cheese tonight. looks gross and was totally unexpected but was delish

>> No.12443385

Because he ordered a kittykid meal.

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Posting their entire menu. Its from the pdf on their website

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what the fuck

>> No.12443398

B...but there were two boxes. The toxic crayon one had the kids pizza in it. The pizza in the other box was just as shitty, only bigger.

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>> No.12443406

Yeah that looks gross. Like some kind of Blue Waffle nightmare. I am glad that it tastes better than it looks. Oh, and get her to a clinic.

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Whoops forgot the image

>> No.12443412

holy fuck thats expensive. 45 aed is $15

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>> No.12443423

Well, naturally, because Italians use olive oil to make pizza, while obviously Arabs use rock oil, which is much more expensive. But hey, it's classy, right?

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>> No.12443425

so is this some autistic money laundering operation or what?

>> No.12443432

five servings of juice? do they mean ounces or something?

>> No.12443439

>27 AED ≈ 7.35 USD

When did Garfield convert to Judaism?

>> No.12443493
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Between the garfield kart sockpuppet account, a general interest in older newspaper comics in recent years, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw, it has ascended to meme status.

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If this company isn't offering Nermal-themed desserts, they're missing out on a marketing bonanza.

>> No.12443515

They sell a Garfield face shaped chocolate bar

>> No.12443521

There was a cartoon series that ran on TV for a while that brought it back from obscurity and introduced it to younger audiences.

>> No.12443557

it was garbage, my god garfields never been good outside the books

>> No.12443587

i remember the old cartoon with lorenzo music was actually alright

>> No.12443589

>Love me, feed me, don't leave me
Why is my pizza so clingy and dependent?

>> No.12443590

Garfield's never been good in general imo. Cathy's better than Garfield. I wish Cathy got some sort of clout but all I find about those comics are ACKKK!!! references in other better known comics nowadays.

>> No.12443628

This man is the dopest human being alive. I would totally spit-roast a chick with him.

>> No.12443632

He is VERY adament that only Garfield food is served. If you mention Odie or Nermal, they're quick to say no.

>> No.12443654

calvin and hobbs is still the best comic because it never sold out. come to think of of it there hasnt been a new newspaper comic in ages..?

>> No.12443656

Your bait smells too strong.

>> No.12443660

I still see Archie comics at the grocery store and it still has a big following on Tumblr and a weird TV show.

>> No.12443669

What did he do to his wife?

>> No.12443685

No dipping sauce for the unnecessary ear dough-balls? Lame.

>> No.12443695

Forced her to drink only Garfuccino.

>> No.12443706

This just makes it more ridiculous and funnier.

>> No.12443714

Made her into pizza toppings

>> No.12443718

>sometimes i just like some trash
You just described half my taste in women.

>> No.12443723

Well the Odie ban makes sense because Arabs dislike dogs intensely. The Malaysian government even protested against the opening ceremony of the London Olympics because the athletes were "forced to walk with dogs".

>> No.12443730

Why are Arabs so Autistic? Is it something in their water?

>> No.12443752

Dogs are "unclean animals" (from the Book of Numbers or Exodus, not sure which, maybe both)

>> No.12443756

It’s all the sharia law. Makes people act wacky.

>> No.12443781

anyone that follows this shit and doesnt question it to the point of rejecting it is a moron

>> No.12443805

A blasphemer! Let's stone him!

>> No.12443816

i need sharia law so that i can beat my 9 y.o wife with a branch if she rejects me

>> No.12443971

Killed her (pusy)

>> No.12444201

BASED pusyposter

>> No.12444277
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>t.Amerifat who can't afford health insurance

>> No.12444400

so this is just some rich arab's meme hobby project?

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I get the sense he is genuinely diving in head-first and taking it very seriously. I've talked to him on the phone a few times, as he is personally seeing orders out the door during the launch.

This could also be a Nathan for You.

>> No.12445334

I wish I had fuckyou money and lots of free time to pursuit these types of niche things

>> No.12446427


>> No.12446538

Not that I particularly admire Durham, but you sound like you don't know much about comedy.

>> No.12446542

Not that guy but when I was a kid I was really into ventriloquism and he's pretty much the last famous ventriloquist and that fact makes me sad.
The art died and I was there to witness it. I haven't touched my puppets in fifteen years... He wasn't even that good a ventriloquist but now there's none left and I really wish he'd make a comeback but he never will because of how dated his comedy is.

>> No.12446588

Check out Sammy J and David Strassman.

>> No.12446592

OK I will.

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>> No.12446615

OK I did.

>> No.12446713

>GarfieldEATS app enables you to watch, play, order, read, collect, redeem, track, manage, chat, share and much more All-in-One app; we call “entergaging”.

Who would want to chat with their shitty pizza ordering app?
>Hey do you have WhatsApp
>No but I have GarfieldEATS

>> No.12446718

>i didn't know how to start
>i knew i wanted to build an app
Silicone Valley in a nutshell.

>> No.12446838

I could see Nathan "The N Word" Fielder being involved with this.

>> No.12446903


Sounds degenerate and perverted

>> No.12447036

You can't chat p2p only with their 'Friends Happiness Center'

>> No.12447187

Looks really dry. But then again, it's suppose to be cat food, right?

>> No.12447238

Because I dont think Dunham has any good or original material?

>> No.12447541

It was ludicrously dry.

Like, the noodles were significantly undercooked or evaporated.

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>> No.12447584

What if I voted trump and think this fag is completely unfunny

>> No.12447597

dunno. do you like Garfield lasagna?

>> No.12447604

Did Jim Davis make the drop?

>> No.12447607
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How else do you get your spaghetti?

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>> No.12447639

it's all just corn syrup mixed with carbohydrates or proteins and a small amount of essential nutrients added in.

>> No.12447642

It's Japan.

>> No.12447669

The art was done by Dave Rapoza

>> No.12447675
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This is a cooking board.
I make it.

>> No.12447682

But the question is, if not for Japan's influence would this exist?

>> No.12447716

Has to be some kind of ploy for data collection. An app that does all of those things could feasibly claim a wide range of permissions is necessary for each """feature""" when 90% of people aren't going to use it for anything besides ordering food.

>> No.12447722

I thought this was a mc chicken egg fort jack board, my mistake. nice noodles

>> No.12447738

Then you're truly redpilled

>> No.12447747
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>> No.12447852

I find all of this very disturbing

>> No.12447872
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Yet not 'Supremely disturbing'? Also, those co-owners look like twinks.

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>> No.12447950

Because you think there is such thing as a joke which hasn't already been overdone. Nothing is new. It is well performed or it isn't.

>> No.12448076

I didnt say new. I said unoriginal. Which is what all his jokes are. You can tell a joke that has been done before, but you should have some sort of original style of delivery or build up to it. His joke that someone posted was literally just an old man saying he hates his wife

>> No.12448226

Made me look that up out of interest. It was only three of hundreds of branches and failed with a few months due to lack of consumer demand, four years ago

>> No.12448232

Yeah, delivered in novel fashion.

>> No.12448253

How is using a puppet novel fashion? The fucking muppets exist

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>> No.12448281

The phrasing.

>> No.12448287


>> No.12448290

Sure, whatever. Obviously I don't care about you.

>> No.12448301

You're still replying

>> No.12448329


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You’re right.
I give this place too much credit sometimes.
...and thanks.

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>> No.12448467

>Garfield eats
>Not all lasagna
Yeah ok

>> No.12448734

1940 Garfield is a cool design.

>> No.12448761


>> No.12448891

Izza rib

>> No.12448897

Maybe a little too "on the nose" with the way people have gotten fat today LOL

>> No.12449120

Based I haven't seen garfield-garfield in like 11 years I remember hurting myself laughing at some of these

>> No.12449154

Stop copying me cunt

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you have a dumb gimmicky restaurant and you fail at making the signature dish

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for the sake of humanity can we never talk about this thread to ANYONE

>> No.12449186

if youre dumb enough to go to a restaurant about Garfield then you've only got youre self to blame

>> No.12449198

Cat vomit

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>Actually cooking rather than posting shitty food memes

came to the wrong place buddy

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I’m flattered you took the time to get the capitalization correct but it’s easy to see who the ditto is in this equation.

>> No.12449232

why don't you ever sleep

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>> No.12449306

Since it’s pride month I’ll let you in on a little lgbt secret.

Trans people don’t actually require food nor sleep, we source 100% of our energy and cellular restoration from attention alone.

We’re kinna like plants and (You)s are like the sun’s rays shining down upon us.

>> No.12449320

Yum. I love laszonia and spugeddy.

>> No.12449332

Weird ass german lady.

>> No.12449366

>to the point of no return (lifeless)

>> No.12449566

thank you for reminding me of jeff dunham
i complete forgot about his existence
his existence and success was absolutely essential to my losing all faith in humanity
it unironically really made me think to know that there are enough people out there excited about him and his work to make him famous enough for me to know
this was really a major turning point in my life
completely serious

>> No.12449576

that cat feces pizza looks delish

>> No.12449595

this thread is fucking bats

>> No.12450209

>I'm jose jalapeno
>...on a stick!
>*sound of 80000 ribs cracking in the flyover states*

>> No.12450223

What happens next?

>> No.12450225

jeff dunham (and meg white) are what made me wake up and realize you don't need to be outstanding to be successful, just consistent and hungry.

>> No.12450237

Garfield? More like BARF-ield!

>> No.12450254

Is there a such thing as a cursed food chain?

Because this entire thread is cursed

>> No.12450305

Turn off the tripcode nigger, it's of no use to you here.
Unless you want to be filtered. In which case, it's doing just fine.

>> No.12450371

This has to be a fucking prank

>> No.12450388

Or fuck the right person

>> No.12450469

as a wise man once said,
"I bet you think Garfield is funny" would be a pretty cutting insult

>> No.12450483

I'd rather have food than health insurance tbqh

>> No.12450885

is that actual cat shit?

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>> No.12452060

I'd bet the box it came in had better texture

>> No.12452070

You sound like an asshole.

>> No.12452098

This guys a real jerk

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Chill out Nathen sorry your restaurant sucks

>> No.12452174

All you do is post internets what fuck is your problem?

>> No.12452672

thats pizza looks like shit

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I'am fucking dying

>> No.12452802

Never let this franchise die

>> No.12452872

Then explain why food is way cheaper in socialist UK.

>> No.12452930

because of eu handouts

>> No.12452939

I don't eat at places that serve halal food here in England, let alone ones that refuse to sell pork. Fuck them and fuck muzzies.

>> No.12452949

Oi ur gonna get the bobbies at ur door if u keep spouting off that rubbish

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Where was this when I was 10 years old? I would have killed to go there.

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There were parts that were funny way back when it started. Cat humor. Then it became obvious that Jim Davis got wildly depressed and it was all downhill from there. Until those Zalgo pics came along which weren't funny but at least an interesting tribute.

>> No.12453117

11 pieces of pizza!

>> No.12453153

Yeah, his comedy is dumb but I will give him credit in that he can restart a helicopter that's stalled out and in a free-fall to get flying again. That's some based shit but has nothing to do with his comedy.

>> No.12453171

I remember my mom had a Playgirl magazine that featured him. That was weird. It was stashed in with my dad's Playboys which I was after. They kept all their porn in their closet under the shoes. Lol.

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Same desu. Garfield is shit but I loved it as a kid, let the kids and autists have their fun.

>> No.12453215

I remember that. Shit. You've got a point. He did that more that once, too.

>> No.12453263

I remember a book I got as a kid where Garfield got lost in the hood and met his mom and the leader of the stray cats' gang made him go to battle with a neighboring gang. It was in color, too. Also, it was legit by Jim Davis but nothing close to what THAT>>12443216

>> No.12453268

I don't like how Garfield and Friends turned Nermal into a Designated Villain; Garfield always has to triumph over Nermal, even if Nermal isn't doing anything wrong ("A Tall Tale," "Best of Breed," "Well Fed Feline"). Granted, there are moments where Garfield does do something nice to Nermal ("Cutie and the Beast," "Hansel and Garfield," "Invasion of the Mutant Guppies"), but these don't justify his exceedingly rude behavior.

Nermal constantly being punished carried over from the comic strip, where Nermal was rude and sarcastic to Garfield when Jon wasn't around. Still, Garfield's rude behavior towards Nermal does feel a little undeserved at times. Nermal's character is different in Garfield and Friends, being "the world's cutest kitty-cat," more child-like, and not sarcastic, making his torment not deserved.

>> No.12453281

Omg. Zalgo. Thank you for reminding me.

>> No.12453304

Wrong Jim Davis retard lol

>> No.12453306

Nathan for You ended

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should i buy?

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>> No.12453373

I know, right? I work at a museum and we get people like this all time trying to shill their shit apps for cataloging things when we already use a real database program also employed by major museums who we can hook up with for research projects not just some localized app for your iPhone. It's so desperate of a pitch it's sad. Especially when it's only two people.

>> No.12453398

Using mineral oil? Isn't that what gives you the shits? Like when you want them on purpose?

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same price, i wonder how legit it is though, if davis actually made this airbrush id imagine it would sell for thousands

>> No.12453411

They only have one cookie cutter, after all.

>> No.12453422

Bill Waterson and Gary Larson were fucking awesome and they both never sold out in that lame way. They still sell merch but they do it the right way. Fucking hell, there's an entire Far Side exhibit at the natural science museum in San Francisco where the skylight in one of the hallways is some dude looking at you through a microscope.

>> No.12453424

yes, an airbrush painting of garfield made by Davis should be worth tens of thousands

>> No.12453437

Yeah, let's get him stoned. Him come around.

>> No.12453455

i didnt even know there was far side merch, i remember larson was against his comics being online for some reason though

>> No.12453457

Wow. Woah. This is for real. How did I miss this?

>> No.12453460

are you stoned already?

>> No.12453476

>Wow. Woah. This is for real. How did I miss this?
he did it to fuck with the president btw, not because he cares about garfield

>> No.12453507

Norm MacDonald regularly tell jokes from the 1920s but in his own style. Mostly for TV, though, as time filler. But the delivery is what makes them work.

>> No.12453520

Dang, you reminded me, I need to pull out my grandmother's roller / cutter. It's been about 20 years but she taught me how to make 'em like this.

>> No.12453533

I had a Pez collection and the Garfield one looked like that one from the 90s. I got it in the 90s.

>> No.12453539

No way, I plan on screencapping this entire thing!

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>> No.12453601

I don't remember Garfield and Friends as well as you but I do remember it existing. But yeah, I got all the early books through a book club through elementary school as they came out each year and Nermal was a complete dick. Always pulling his claws out and taunting Garfield about how fat he was then warming up to Jon and Lyman (who mysteriously just disappeared). I think Nermal was Lyman's originally but it's been a while.

>> No.12453607

Yeah. This fucking weird ass thread reminded ME of that. Now I've got to start using that font, again.

>> No.12453632

OK, I just remember the name stuck out in my head.

>> No.12453651

My former boss collected Garfield stuff to the point he got a storage unit for it all. His idea was to sell it later. He couldn't get squat for any of it ten years ago. I don't even know if he's alive, anymore. I hope he got something for that stuff. It was probably all beanie baby toys stuff and not original airbrushing, I'm gonna guess.

>> No.12453661

No, you're right. Just the books. Pretty much the same with Calvin & Hobbes. But I'd consider using a giant scientist looking into a museum a form of sales. Unless he donated it -- I don't know. Donating seems like something he'd do.

>> No.12453662

Nermal was jons parents iirc. Lymans locked in jons basement

the issue with a lot of hype collectors is they collect the wrong stuff. excuse the subject but those who colelct mlp figures will get squat for it, meanwhile my signed artwork will actually hold some value.

>> No.12453669

"To be with you, girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey, like being stoned"
-- Cracker

>> No.12453708

>locked in the basement
made me laugh in lieu of all the parody comics that have come out in the last decade

I still have toys from when I was a kid like G.I. Joe and Star Wars and Transformers but I wasn't collecting them for investment other than I just wanted to play with them as a kid and not blow them up with firecrackers like all my other friends did. They're still in good shape and I sold most of my original Star Wars collection to help fund a downpayment on a house and moving costs. Shit was cash and I didn't feel bad since I knew it was going to somebody who cared about them.

And yeah, original signed artwork is pretty much always an investment. Even if were by Bill Cosby or OJ Simpson. Hell, it might even be worth more with scandal attached!

>> No.12453738

joke was by jim davis actually. Lyman actully became a wildlife photographer in australia

>> No.12453754

also man star wars originals, how much did you get for them? id personally not pay the ludicris prices a lot of toys go for, even for the shows im into

>> No.12453788

Sure, but this CEO guy also named same.
Maybe a torch-passing?

Nathen for You?

>> No.12453867
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About a little over $4,000. It was stuff like action figures (in the layered carrying case), Millenium Falcon, Death Star set (the one with the trash compactor (still had the foam "trash", too) and gun turret, elevator and the bridge Luke & Leia swing across. X-wing fighter. Taun taun. That kind of stuff. Honestly, I wasn't ever going to use them or display them or anything like that. I made movies with them as a kid but that was the last of it. They'd probably go for more now but oh well. I needed the money.

Collecting gets weird. I have a record collection of vinyl, cassettes and CDs but those were because I wanted to actually listen to them. Now that everything's gone digital I'm scrambling to archive that stuff for personal use.

I didn't remember that.

Back to thread: Now what we need is a Kliban cat pizza joint! Mousie toppings.

>> No.12453948

cool as, i find it a little odd cause i never purchased my stuff for resale, though i did sell stuff when i lost interest. made a lot off the pokemon revival, like holy shit who would have though buying a case of hgss games would be a 700% roi

it was in the garfield show, relatively modern. threds dead man, shame about bump limit

>> No.12454000

I never got anything for resale, either. I just never threw it away or destroyed it. But hey, like you said, you never really know what people might be interested in. Like with the Star Wars revival, who would've thought the Pokémon revival would have taken off like it did. I mean, Lucas always had talked about doing the prequels but Pokémon has its own board on this site alone.

>threds dead man, shame about bump limit
screancapping this shit simply for the GarfieldEATS nonsense right now

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>> No.12454466

i'd put my secret sauce in their garfussy, if you know what i mean

>> No.12454471

This is how the world feels nowadays in general. Like it's how my 12 year old self would dream it to be.

>> No.12454483

nah dog, its hypercapitolism, dont play into that hand

>> No.12454579

Hopefully ppl keeps ordering from this place, it's a fucking goldmine. Can't wait for reviewbrah's respons

>> No.12454586

is he in canada?

>> No.12454595

He got a car?

>> No.12454602

I never said that's a good thing.

>> No.12454620

where the fuck did they buy triangular crayons from?

>> No.12454624

this is whats wrong with you zoomers, at 12 you should be well versed in ethics, instead you ramble about your GARFIELDS and pokemon creatures.

>> No.12454639

Dude, i'm like 33 and cynical as fuck.

I seriously doubt any actual zoomers actually know who garfield is. Neither the comic nor the president.

>> No.12454640

Crummy pokemon creatures?
they should be rambling about WATER instead!

>> No.12454643

based WATER poster

>> No.12454648

so they don't roll of the table, same reason why pencils aren't rounded

>> No.12454654

I missread that

>> No.12454690

i tend to reach for (sponsored drink from youre region) instead, fuck water

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>> No.12455014

hes trying to get the last post (i will)

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>> No.12455184

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