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what are some easy to make and cheap dishes you can make as a neet?

>> No.12433340

>>12433338
Steal a clove of garlic from the grocery store and lick it every time you get hungry

>> No.12433347

>>12433338

I just now learned the pleasure of quesadillas.

>> No.12433352

>>12433338
Swipe some ketchup packets from McDolan's and mix with water for easy tomato soup.

>> No.12433373

ramen with soft boiled eggs and miso

please eat your greens too

>> No.12433385

White rice
Can of black beans
Can of diced tomatoes w/chilis
Boil rice
Drain beans and tomatoes
Mix beans with tomatoes
Spoon over rice
Salt and pepper
Wala

>> No.12433396

>>12433385
Fucking disgusting slop

>> No.12433416
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12433416

>>12433373
>>12433347
based

>> No.12433479

Beans on cheese on toast

>> No.12433485

>>12433396
Go to heck meanie

>> No.12433498

>>12433338
Take saltine packets from restaurants/convenience stores and squirt hot sauce on top. I’ve done this in the past when I had no money

>> No.12433511

>>12433338
I used to call myself a neet until i started going into my living situation, and other anons viciously pointed out that i wasnt a neet at all, and arguably i was employed.

I just wanted a label or cohort that felt the same level of despair that I did. But I dont call myself a neet anymore. Im just a failed normie, i suppose.

After some time passed and i smelled a few ash piles, i inevitably matured and changed my way of thinking, so i don't require the approval of random strangers on the internet in a make-believe pissing contest of whose life is worse off. I started accepting that my life is quite good and even the concept of bettering it further by way of my own will. So that is what I set out to do.

But to answer your question, anything your heart desires.

>> No.12433521

>>12433511
>arguably i was employed

How is this not a binary situation?
Do you have a contract of eomployment, with an employer, as an employee? If the answer is 'no', you're not employed.

>> No.12433533

>>12433521
He's clearly a criminal.

>> No.12433534

>>12433521
Basically, I come from old money. I manage matters given to me by my father. Theres work that I take care of every day and night, but no there is no contract.

>> No.12433550

>>12433521
>>12433533
>>12433534
Definitely Mob.

>> No.12433560

>>12433534
>I manage matters given to me by my father.

You're Self-Employed.

>> No.12433570

>>12433338
hot dog and ramen.

2 cups of water in a pot
Add flavor packet
(optional) as a packet of red pepper flakes from a pizza joint
cut up one hot dog into half circles slices
bring water to boil and add hot dog slices
boil for 2 minutes.
add ramen
boil for another 3 minutes.
enjoy the umami flavor of hotdog water ramen

>> No.12433573

>>12433338
loaf of white or wheat bread - 1 dollar
cans of tuna fish - 1 - 1.50
fat tub of real mayo - like 5 bucks (lasts me a month i like mayo)
hot sauce - 1 - 3 bucks
fat jar of pickle spears - 8 bucks?

i eat tuna fish sandwiches once every other day

also buy a lot of eggs and you can make egg sandwiches, and spice up your ramen with egg and shit

>> No.12433608

>>12433338
I just picked up a pack of 10 chicken thighs for 5 bucks.

>> No.12433894

For me its:

>Any kind of potato
>Carrots
>Dice them up, coat in olive oil salt and pepper
>Bake
>WALA

>> No.12434230

>>12433338
Have a nice breakfast at the local soup kitchen and then head out to find a job.

>> No.12434238

>>12433338
I can make 4 goodass Nathan's hotdogs with condiments for like 3 dollars a pop. That's pretty cheap

>> No.12436290

>>12433573
can't imagine the smell of your farts

>> No.12436326

>>12433338
chicken in whatever form you can afford
beef mince burgers/meatballs

onion
capsicum
potato
rice

tinned tomato + smoked paprika = stew
coconut cream + tumeric + cumin + coriander = curry

>> No.12436919

>>12433416
You don't need to eat that much food. You don't need breakfast-lunch-dinner.

>> No.12436943

>>12433338
Grilled cheese and tomato/onion whatever you like sandwhiches. Eggs on toast. If you're worried you're going to die use this website https://cronometer.com/ and have a look at your nutrient intake over time. If you want antioxidants things like dark chocolate, coffee or frozen blue berries (the latter you can have with muesli or yoghurt). You can put bananas in too. Milk is really nutritious if you tolerate it.

>> No.12436951

>>12436943
I used that cronometer website to more or less figure out you can live pretty nutritiously on roast chicken and potatoes. You might want to take vitamin C supplementation though.