4chan Restaurant FOOD Tycoon General

[Realistically, No.12426092]

What would an official 4chan licensed restaurant look/act/feel/taste like? Discuss here. What dynamics would involve the workers, and how many coroners would you need to hire to clean up severed arms and legs when customers die?

Talk about the mascots, management, tv commercials, and hiro surprise appearances.

Here's an example so you know what to talk about:

Proposed menu item: The QUINTessential Mcchicken
>five mcchickens from mcdonalds
>one complete bun upper/lower is set aside
> the rest of the buns are toasted, shredded, and mixed with buttermilk to create a dipping batter
>five mcchicken patties and light mayo are put between the one bun from earlier
>whole thing is quintuple bun-batter dipped/deepfried
>on a stick (custom ordered pentagonal-cut wood sticks)

[Anonymous No.12426098]

[Anonymous No.12426101]

>faggot salad
>tendies
>kraft
>well done steak with ketchup
>'go 'za except its burnt totinos
>totinos
>hot pockets
>aids