/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12423887]

/ck/ humour thread

[Anonymous No.12423903]

>>12423887
What's the right way to respond to accusations of being a rl soyboy

[Anonymous No.12423910]

>>12423903
Don't hang around people who would unironically use the term "soyboy" IRL?

[Anonymous No.12423913]

[Anonymous No.12423931]

>>12423903
It's the exact same way you should respond to people in real life who ask whether you enjoy bukkake.

"I'm sorry, but I am unfamiliar with that term."

[Anonymous No.12423942]

>>12423903
punch them. misdemeanor assault charges are worth being able to smile and say "wow I didn't know you were such a snowflake" when they cry and want to call the cops and press charges

[Anonymous No.12423948]

>>12423903
Ignore it. The last thing you want to do is launch into a passionate defense of soyboys or take obvious offense and start getting upset. You know, like most people on /ck/ do. If you ignore it, then it loses its power.

[Anonymous No.12423958]

Stop making these threads. There is no /ck/ humor. Go back to /pol/ or /b/

[Anonymous No.12423961]

[Anonymous No.12423963]

RELLA
RELLA
RELLA
RELLA
ZOLA
ZOLA
ZOLA
ZOLA

[Anonymous No.12423969]

>>12423931
>well, let's find out
No matter what, responding to that question is a trap

[Anonymous No.12423971]

>>12423958
Shut up nigga

[Anonymous No.12423974]

>>12423887

that's disgusting. fuck me. imagine actually telling other people your weaknesses and genetic disabilities instead of concealing them. i'd like to throw that guy into a wood chipper. he deserves it for being like he is.

[Anonymous No.12423982]

>>12423958
I'm just hiding these b8 treads from now on

[Anonymous No.12423984]

Lasagna humor

[Anonymous No.12423986]

>>12423984

all homosexuals should be killed on sight.

[Anonymous No.12423987]

>>12423961
>doesn't like sachets

Whew

[Anonymous No.12423999]

Mods

Why the fuck are these obvious /Pol/ threads allowed when our alc are not?

[Anonymous No.12424001]

[Anonymous No.12424009]

>>12423887

[Anonymous No.12424013]

>>12423999
>pol
The fuck are you on about, tranny?

[Anonymous No.12424023]

[Anonymous No.12424028]

[Anonymous No.12424030]

>>12423999

>everything i don't like is "\POL\"

[Anonymous No.12424035]

>>12423999
The exodus was at least a year ago by now. Get over it, rummy.

[Anonymous No.12424043]

[Anonymous No.12424044]

[Anonymous No.12424051]

>>12424009
Good to see Review Brah finally grew into his suit.

[Anonymous No.12424054]

>>12424023
Watch out fags, Mister Big coming thru

[Anonymous No.12424057]

[Anonymous No.12424061]

>>12423903
If you're hanging around people who actually use terms like soyboy irl then you're hanging out with faggots.

[Anonymous No.12424069]

[Anonymous No.12424070]

I'm a booby boy

[Anonymous No.12424073]

>>12424061
>t. soyboy faggot.

[Anonymous No.12424075]

>>12423984
wholesome and cute

[Anonymous No.12424080]

>>12424057
Highly original abortion technique.

[Anonymous No.12424082]

[Anonymous No.12424086]

>>12423887
I gotta say, the default to childish language ("hurts my tummy") suggests that, yes, he is a soyboy.

[Anonymous No.12424087]

>>12423982
No you won't. You would have nothing to live for if you had nothing bitch about.

[Anonymous No.12424088]

>>12423984
>talking about your parents while fucking

[Anonymous No.12424093]

[Anonymous No.12424104]

[Anonymous No.12424121]

>>12424082
That's not funny, that's just some brilliant fast food game theory.

[Anonymous No.12424122]

[Anonymous No.12424126]

"humor"

[Anonymous No.12424130]

[Anonymous No.12424142]

>>12424130
What fucking McDonald's serves meat loaf?

[Anonymous No.12424146]

>>12424130
oh you know she swallows

[Anonymous No.12424154]

[Anonymous No.12424156]

>>12423887
>needing milk to drink coffee

[Anonymous No.12424159]

>>12424156
Yep. That's why I use butter like a real man

[Anonymous No.12424165]

>>12424156
Don't be retarded. (It need sugar too)

[Anonymous No.12424174]

[Anonymous No.12424183]

>>12423887

[Anonymous No.12424201]

>>12423931

top kek. this is one of the best responses i've read on this shithole in a decade

[Anonymous No.12424210]

>>12423974
please don't shoot up your highschool

[Anonymous No.12424216]

[Anonymous No.12424224]

[Anonymous No.12424227]

>>12424130
i don't get it

[Anonymous No.12424229]

>>12424224
Imagine immigrating to a country that you have this much contempt for.

[Anonymous No.12424231]

>>12424088
>never having been in enough of a long term relationship with another human being to readily understand why two people who love and care about each other could have a casual, vulnerable, conversation while having sex.

have sex

[Anonymous No.12424234]

>>12423903
I had a coworker call another one a soyboy and I don't hang with guy anymore because using that term is cringy as fuck both irl and online

[Anonymous No.12424255]

>>12424001
boomer humor gat better material

[Anonymous No.12424259]

[Anonymous No.12424268]

>>12424227
It’s a lot of ketchup...

[Anonymous No.12424274]

>>12423903
If you have to ask then you are one so just accept it.

[Anonymous No.12424283]

>>12424070
fun fact: 10% of rural boys lose their virginities to farm animals

[Anonymous No.12424284]

[Anonymous No.12424288]

>>12424082
great burrito game but not funny per se

[Anonymous No.12424291]

[Anonymous No.12424292]

>>12424224

[Anonymous No.12424295]

>>12424283
Yeah, and 15% of urban people lose their virginity to a family member.

There's a lot of fucked up people in society that we usually don't talk about.

[Anonymous No.12424299]

[Anonymous No.12424301]

>>12424288

looks like lavos

[Anonymous No.12424306]

>>12424295
I know my stat is true but I am wondering if you are making that percentage up because you are a rural boy and got butthurt by my post

[Anonymous No.12424307]

>>12424291
i'd do both

[Anonymous No.12424314]

>>12424292
lol that's actually funny regardless of your opinion

[Anonymous No.12424316]

[Anonymous No.12424321]

>>12423887
It's not humor if it's not funny.
>>12423903
>t. soyboy

[Anonymous No.12424329]

>>12423887
I was at the store getting my biweekly 'vark fix when I saw this epic sign.

[Anonymous No.12424336]

>>12424306
>doesn't know how hot black people get for "my sexy cousin"
If you learn enough, you start to notice that a LOT of accusations about rural people end up being outright fabrications, and when they're not, urban people are still worse.

[Anonymous No.12424340]

>>12424329

[Anonymous No.12424347]

>>12424299
cheeky

[Anonymous No.12424353]

>>12424336
doesn't really answer my question but interesting nonetheless

[Anonymous No.12424376]

>>12424122
Died
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.12424378]

>>12424301
get spiekman outof here, this is a yosho thread.

[Anonymous No.12424409]

>>12423903
Never been called one, but I'd respond to that the same way I respond to being called an asshole, a dickhead or a faggot: "Okay."

[Anonymous No.12424433]

>>12424104
fucking kek'd

[Anonymous No.12424441]

>>12423984
what is this faggotry?

[Anonymous No.12424446]

>>12423984
MODS

[Anonymous No.12424452]

>>12423984
i read this whole fucking thing expecting a lasagna joke

[Anonymous No.12424521]

>>12423887

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>12423913

heh

>>12423961

lel

>>12423971

ROTFLOL!!!

>>12423984

HAHAHAHA!

>>12424001

LEL

>>12424013

i know his feel

>>12424028

he really does. LOLOLOLOL!

>>12424043

kek

>>12424069

hahahaha

>>12424070

LOLOLOLOLOL!

>>12424104

HOLY SHIT! hahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!!!!

>>12424122

NICE :)

>>12424130

damn, that's a lotta catsup. lol

>>12424259

Took me a couple minutes to see it, but it really does. LOL!

>>12424316

relatable

>>12424347

HOLY SHIT! HAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[Anonymous No.12424536]

>>12424521

[Anonymous No.12424537]

>>12424521

based reddit spacer

[Anonymous No.12424544]

>>12424521
WTF did you seriously just skip over my contribution? You're a dick.

[Anonymous No.12424552]

[Anonymous No.12424609]

>>12424521
what is wrong with you dude

[Anonymous No.12424632]

[Anonymous No.12424641]

>>12424284
what the hell is this poison

[Anonymous No.12424655]

[Anonymous No.12424661]

>>12424552
Facebook-grandma-tier, I hate to say.

[Anonymous No.12424663]

>>12424340
That is not how 'varkers look, don't give those rockin' dudes a bad name

[Anonymous No.12424667]

>>12423887
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "ck humor" threads

Face it, most soybois will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

[Anonymous No.12424677]

>>12424023
Uncle Up

[Anonymous No.12424682]

>>12424667

[Anonymous No.12424696]

>>12424082
When people did this I just threw their burrito in the trash and started over

[Anonymous No.12424707]

>>12424009
Too bad he still has 12 year old hands

[Anonymous No.12424710]

>>12424521
samefag

[Anonymous No.12424714]

>>12424682
I hate that slut so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.12424716]

>>12424667
>most soybois will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be
t. College student who doesn't yet realize how long he'll carry that student loan debt.

A random plumber who makes enough to buy a house and a wedding ring is more successful than a liberal arts major who lives his life in debt until he's 60.

Your arrogance is the most pathetic thing about you.

[Anonymous No.12424728]

>>12424716
>liberal arts
Not every goes for useless retard degrees my dude

[Anonymous No.12424732]

>>12424714
please explain why

[Anonymous No.12424735]

>>12424082
>>12424696
What jew ass locations are encouraging employees to use less than standard portions?

[Anonymous No.12424737]

>>12424716
>liberal arts
Soyboys study shit like computers and science.

[Anonymous No.12424741]

>>12424732
She’s a moron socialist

[Anonymous No.12424751]

>>12424737
Science used to be for men until all these libtard bugmen SJWs took over and started pushing the global warming hoax

[Anonymous No.12424757]

>>12424641
https://mothership.sg/2019/05/century-egg-cheesecake/

[Anonymous No.12424769]

>>12424728
Do you then imagine that your degree will be useful?

How many college graduates do you imagine actually work in their field of study?

I'm sure you'll be one of the exceptions. Your whole generation is so exceptional, after all.

[Anonymous No.12424776]

>>12424735
All of them. Having worked there the best way to get the best service is to treat the employees like people and build a rapport with them. My regulars loved me so much when I told them when my last day was they all bought me and my crew cases of beer and some liquor

[Anonymous No.12424778]

>>12424751
Nerds have been made fun since time began for being physically weak, socially awkward and effeminate. The soyboy meme isn’t covering anything new.

[Anonymous No.12424785]

>>12424769
I already do my dude. Petroleum engineering. Dad knows a guy from when he used to do accounting for an oil firm, and the old bastard's still kicking around the company and got me an internship with zero effort. Then as soon as I got the degree I transferred right into full time. Very cushy, pays excellently.

[Anonymous No.12424796]

>>12423961
Objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.12424800]

>>12424769
software engineer in California

I make good money with no debts

[Anonymous No.12424804]

>>12424716
>falling for the tradesman meme

Lol I’m sure slogging your ass out there and exposing yourself to health hazards for money is the way to go. In the meantime, I’ll be enjoying my soy latte from my desk.

[Anonymous No.12424812]

>>12424122
sneed

[Anonymous No.12424814]

>>12424023

Lord Taste demands you savor my flavor, peasant.

[Anonymous No.12424815]

>>12424785
Good for you (I mean that). But you must realize that that story relies equally on your education and your family connection, right?

Honestly, that's how education used to be for everyone. i.e. if your family was rich enough to send you to university, they probably also had some connections to boost your career.

The fallacy lies in the idea that education is a path to upward mobility for everyone.
The more educated people their are, the less valuable education becomes through simple lack of scarcity.

[Anonymous No.12424816]

>>12424316
Isn’t that SCP-3199

[Anonymous No.12424824]

>>12424800
No matter how it makes you feel, anecdotal evidence will never trump statistics.

>>12424804
>bragging about being an office drone

[Anonymous No.12424843]

>>12424292
I occasionally admire Australian bantz

[Anonymous No.12424858]

>>12424824
Uneducated drumptard detected

[Anonymous No.12424877]

>>12424824
Educations impact extends beyond a profession.
A more educated population makes more risk-adverse choices as a whole, generally just applying the critical thinking they were taught to
all of lifes problems.
That also acts as a point for "useless" degrees when the person can financially do so. We all should be learning all the time anyway.

Anyway,
I agree for the most part that there is an issue with how society sees education as a tool for upward mobility. The issue I see is the idea that we see any college education will do that which leads to D quality schools with A school costs. So an individual incurs a large cost for the quality of education that can't provide a salary which "works".

You're wrong, it's not my generation. It's what we were told.

you condescending ass

[Anonymous No.12424929]

>>12424877
Before you go making assumptions about the "critical thinking" of educated people (or calling me a condescending ass, for that matter), remember that the other person arguing in support of your position is this guy: >>12424858 , who you'll note is quite free of critical thinking.

I would suggest to you that education alters people's thinking not towards "superiority", but towards "uniformity".

Now, you argue a virtue of education that I agree with, in terms of one's general pursuit of self-betterment, but why would such a process EVER be benefited by a uniform institutionalized setting? The ONLY benefit of institutionalized education is the ability to dole out degrees that serve as pseudo-objective benchmarks for gaining a job. Most other aspects of scholarly self-betterment is undermined by the university setting (particularly with how bad universities have become).

[Anonymous No.12424951]

>>12424929
>Your whole generation is so exceptional, after all.
if that wasn't sarcasm than I apologize

The benefits of institutionalized education is to provide a form of learning to a larger amount of people than any unorganized artisanal setting possibly could do.

A usual benefit to defining a system is that it does create uniformity in organization which allows for competition and usually cheaper costs === expanded access. Unfortunately that is an issue right now but I doubt it'll last.

Uniformity in thought is not a bad thing when that thought is related to critical thought. Uniformity in opinion is what I think you're conflating critical thinking with.

[Anonymous No.12424954]

>>12424769
>works in their field
I don't care if I work in what my degree says I am if the degree opens up the gate to a different job that pays just as well. The entire game right now is to study something useful, highly applicable in general and that has easily transferable skills.

For example, I'm studying geophysics. Coming up on my degree, this is what it would validate my knowledge on;
>Pretty much all applied mathematics; this is up to imaginary-plane and ODEs and of course includes linear algebra midway
>Physics up to electromagnetics, optics and continuum mechanics, everything short of basic quantum
>Fundamental, structural, and applied geology
>Numerical methods and having to explicitly git gud in Fortran, Octave and Python ; picked up C for shits and giggles on my own
>Currently doing an elective on machine learning
>Will soon do "instruments" which is understanding and designing circuits
>Major-specific stuff like seismology, geodesy, seismic/electric/potential prospection methods, etc
>Field hand work (prospecting)
>Being well socialized, because the autistic loners invariably don't make it past second year due to not being able to work well in groups

I have geophysics professors that run the gamut;. Dinosaurs still doing good old seismic prospectio for oil corps. The middle aged ones do possibly more interesting things; electric/potential prospection for mining or archeological work, groundwater related work (increasingly more important) or even working for the ESA on Galileo. The youngest ones do fucking everything; they're geophysicists but get paid damn well to function as software engineers, electronic engineers (trained by the company), geologists, hell one PhD-equipped professor is straight up a pure stock broker due to his strong math. And even then most graduates from my uni do go on to work in the field they studied for... if they want. While I do respect tradesmen (like my father), a carpenter really doesn't have many transferable skills.

[Anonymous No.12425007]

>>12424716
>>12424728
>>12424769
>>12424785
>>12424815
>>12424824
>>12424858
>>12424877
>>12424929
>>12424951
>>12424954
You're all fucking faggots for shitting up a humor thread with this asinine, reddit tier boomers versus millenials dumb shit that's already been discussed a million times over all because of some obvious bait (>>12424667)

[Anonymous No.12425019]

>>12424951
>if that wasn't sarcasm
Oh no, it was sarcasm. My point is that there is no comparison between the levels of arrogance and condescension that come from educated people vs the uneducated.

>The benefits of institutionalized education is to provide a form of learning to a larger amount of people than any unorganized artisanal setting possibly could do.
Yes, which I would argue creates a severe issue of quantity over quality. Hence why so many stupid people can pass through college, meanwhile many of the most talented people are incomparable with the institution.

>create uniformity in organization which allows for competition and usually cheaper costs
Yes, administrative competition at the expense of the competition of ideas.

>Uniformity in opinion is what I think you're conflating critical thinking with.
Are we now going to pretend that universities do not teach opinion?

Oh believe me, I used to spout the old line about, "Science isn't liberal, liberals are just more scientific", but then I stopped being a massive idiot and started recognizing the biases created by educational uniformity.

And what does that lead to? I'll again point to the educated idiot: >>12424858
It leads to conflation of opinion and fact do to the flaws in your largely-worthless education. Hence why this other anon believe a person MUST be uneducated to support Trump.

[Anonymous No.12425025]

[Anonymous No.12425034]

>>12423903
The kind of people who use chan terminology IRL are the people you should generally avoid to begin with.

[Anonymous No.12425035]

>>12424023
Father Taste

[Anonymous No.12425041]

>>12424023
All of you peasants bow before your, Master Perfect.

[Anonymous No.12425042]

[Anonymous No.12425064]

>>12424009
>from Moscow, Russia

[Anonymous No.12425065]

>>12424174
Actually got a chuckle from me.

[Anonymous No.12425071]

>>12424231
>t.

[Anonymous No.12425072]

>>12424023
rolling

[Anonymous No.12425081]

>>12425072
Fuck, I misread.

[Anonymous No.12425087]

>>12425019
Ok so you are a condescending ass.

The organizations provide an overall good to our population by providing an education that previously wasn't available. It is absolutely a step ahead of where we were as a society.

Those talented people that are not compatible (I think that's what you meant to type) would go on to do good things regardless of any degree if they are so talented.

I don't think shoo shooing the college system in favor of whatever you have yet to say is an idea worth considering just because kids come out with opinions formed with their peers.

[Anonymous No.12425113]

>>12424104
Yes, an asian man did prepare the meal.

[Anonymous No.12425141]

>>12423887
>tummy
Get the rope.

[Anonymous No.12425153]

>>12425087
>an overall good to our population by providing an education that previously wasn't available.
Yeah, at the cost of society-scale Dunning–Kruger

>It is absolutely a step ahead of where we were as a society.
I'd agree with you up through high-school.

>would go on to do good things regardless of any degree if they are so talented.
maybe, maybe not. There are plenty of stories of people who fall apart in the university system, and perhaps would have thrived if education was based on mentorship, or even if they'd taken up self-education before becoming discouraged.
History is full of examples of troubled geniuses.

And here's why that matters (which you don't seem to grasp): Society progresses not based on the educational achievements of "the pack", but based upon the achievements of the exceptional. ACCESS does not matter.
Once an exceptional person has learned a thing that was never before learned, it becomes forever accessible to all of humanity.
Having a glut of scholars within for-profit "scholar mill" universities simply leaves the entire pack scrambling in mediocrity.

>opinions formed with their peers.
Yeah, that'd be called "group-think".

[Anonymous No.12425156]

>>12423942
You're literally a fuxking maniac, kek

[Anonymous No.12425164]

>>12423961
Could not be more false. Then again, it is Drake circa 2016

[Anonymous No.12425171]

>>12424682
those two statements aren't in conflict, in fact they make more sense together. Is this the power of poltards?

[Anonymous No.12425182]

>>12425171
>those two statements aren't in conflict
Yeah, for about the first two years.

Then you run out of other people's money to spend.

[Anonymous No.12425184]

>>12423910
Ive only ever heard the term from boomers

[Anonymous No.12425188]

>>12425184
Is it your first day on 4chan, or do you just assume that anonymous internet people are boomers?

[Anonymous No.12425194]

>>12425153
>Society progresses not based on the educational achievements of "the pack", but based upon the achievements of the exceptional.
Lol what? All of the development in science has been based on contributions by countless people. I can't believe you think otherwise. The computer you are using right now from the hardware to the electrical wiring to the operating system was thought of and created by more people than we could even find out.

I've grown tired with this conversation so I'm going to stop responding.

I'm just going to leave it with I disagree with you and that's fine.
For all the faults of the current higher education system. It has been a great tool in the advancement of our progress as a species.

[Anonymous No.12425203]

>>12425182
In our system? No way

Higher taxes won't all of a sudden drop CEO pay by 99%

[Anonymous No.12425210]

>>12425182
By others people money you mean the labor they stole from others. But sure, laissez-faire has never produced problems, your mutual funds will always go up and you will never get bankruptcy-grade cancer.

[Anonymous No.12425213]

>>12423903
i would probably laugh and call the person a retard

[Anonymous No.12425220]

>>12425194
>I'm just going to leave it with I disagree with you and that's fine.
its a shame so very few of your educated cohorts can process this idea.

[Anonymous No.12425223]

>>12425203
Make Amazon pay taxes again, simple.

[Anonymous No.12425224]

>>12424070
Fun fact, like all nursing babies, cows tend to nip at the nipple as they suckle.

[Anonymous No.12425245]

>>12425188
From where in my statement do you draw this assumption.

[Anonymous No.12425255]

>>12425203
No, they'll just leave the country and take their money with them.

Related point: what do you think the billions of dollars held by billionaires is used for?
Do you imagine that money even just sitting in a basic-bitch bank account is really just sitting there?

No. Almost all money in the economy (excepting perhaps checking accounts and the cash in your wallet) is being INVESTED CONSTANTLY.
This is called the "community chest" (like the monopoly card).

What do you think happens to an economy when the government steps in and raids the community chest down to nothing? (or even just takes a big chunk)

Use your head.

[Anonymous No.12425260]

>>12424023
Doc Popper is here.

[Anonymous No.12425263]

>>12425245
My post is based upon the premise that people on 4chan call each other soyboys very very often.

[Anonymous No.12425266]

>>12425255
>No, they'll just leave the country and take their money with them.


nah dog. People with that income (and even much less) are going to live where they want to live. They make, and would continue to make, enough money for choice.

[Anonymous No.12425279]

>>12425263
IRL Anon, IRL!

[Anonymous No.12425280]

>>12423903
Have you tried not being a soyboy?

[Anonymous No.12425284]

>>12425266
And you think that for a BILLIONAIRE, the idea of "where I want to live" is not at all based on "Where I can make money"?

Look, it might be a big thing for us peasants to pick up and move, but people that rich already own 10 houses in 11 countries.
Its also very common that they consider themselves "citizens of the world", so national loyalty won't save you either.

[Anonymous No.12425286]

>>12424714
You are a pol faggot that's why stupid cunt

[Anonymous No.12425290]

>>12424521
based lol

[Anonymous No.12425291]

>>12425279
Ah, my bad.

>>12425286
Most leftists with any brains hate her too.

She's very dumb.

[Anonymous No.12425297]

>>12425284
I don't think it all is. I think it's 95% where they want to at that pay scale.

It's just like as peoples pay grows, they tend to form better lifestyles similar to choosing higher-quality olive oil for us co/ck/suckers.

Plus we're still the US. We are where the non-autocratic money is made.

[Anonymous No.12425322]

>>12423961

These got discontinued here in less than a year for being worthless

[Anonymous No.12425323]

>>12425297
To consider: Why do you assume that a billionaire would have to physically live in the same location where his money is stored (and being invested)?

I mean, I'm a fucking peasant and even I think that's "Peasant logic".

In any event, that's more reason why you're wrong, but you people ARE extremely prone to just "believe what makes me feel good", so whatever.

[Anonymous No.12425331]

>>12423963
That’s nice.
Really great.
Good job.

[Anonymous No.12425333]

>>12423974
imagine being this triggered by lactose intolerance kek

[Anonymous No.12425337]

>>12425323
You clearly don't know US law. If someone is a US citizen, they pay US taxes even if they live in a foreign country. If they own a business in the US they pay taxes in the US even if they're a foreigner.

You people tend to be ignorant to relevant facts and refuse to consider you are wrong, so it's really not your fault.

[Anonymous No.12425345]

Getting a degree and a high paying job is good and all but then you have to live in a metro area and see niggers so what's the point?

[Anonymous No.12425350]

>>12424023
father perfect

[Anonymous No.12425352]

>>12425345
money

[Anonymous No.12425357]

>>12425337
>He thinks laws for peasants are going to stop billionaires from moving their money
>And then calls other people ignorant
Again, I understand.

Its disturbing to think that there are people who can effortless circumvent our laws using their money. Its much happier to just assume that making a thing illegal just stops that thing from happening.

Now, don't think that I'm not a hopeful person, however.
After all, every indicator points to idiots like you being on the way out.

[Anonymous No.12425360]

>>12424521
Butthurt fag

[Anonymous No.12425370]

>>12425352
Yeah, you can stuff some into the bullet wound.

[Anonymous No.12425381]

>>12425357
>Millionaires don't pay taxes
That shit doesn't really happen my dude.
Many conspiracy theories are just theories and nothing more.
Some people move loses towards paying future taxes, like our president, but most 1%-ers don't have that degree of loses, if any.
The IRS is probably the most pursuant government organization. Especially for those whales of tax money.

Thank god idiots like you remain peasants.

[Anonymous No.12425386]

>>12424521
so cringy bro...

[Anonymous No.12425387]

>>12424843
Isnt the lady black lmao

[Anonymous No.12425391]

>>12425370
Yah I guess

People still do it so I guess there aren't that many bullet wounds to stuff.
Black people mostly just steal phones here.

[Anonymous No.12425401]

>>12425381
>Millionaires don't pay taxes
I didn't say anything even similar to that.

However, if it came down to committing a one-time crime of money-laundering in order to evacuate your fortune from a country turning to socialism, NEARLY EVERY super-rich person would do so, and they'd succeed.

Also, its not a conspiracy theory that millionaires spend money on very good accountants to make sure they pay as little tax as humanly possible.

[Anonymous No.12425402]

>>12424023
>daddy big
>daddy yes
>daddy perky

[Anonymous No.12425419]

>>12424716
>>12425007
You can always trust a boomer to fall for pasta

[Anonymous No.12425433]

>>12424521
autism

[Anonymous No.12425441]

>>12423903
Just smirk and say "ok nigger lmao"

[Anonymous No.12425448]

>>12425322
Not true. Almost every chikfila has them.

[Anonymous No.12425466]

>>12423942
heh I'm punching nazis all day long hope they dont have any milk on them or else my tummy will hurt

[Anonymous No.12425474]

>>12424023
>Senator
Yes
>Radical
"No!"

[Anonymous No.12425479]

This thread is the most reddit thread Ive ever seen on 4chan. I hate all you fucking faggots. Go back there and shit that place up

[Anonymous No.12425482]

>>12424609
anime is not gay

[Anonymous No.12425483]

>>12424609
I'd slurp that.

[Anonymous No.12425485]

>>12424306
Yeah well I know his stat is true so whatchu fin do bout it fagot

[Anonymous No.12425487]

>>12424667
BASED. RACISM IS WACK YO

[Anonymous No.12425512]

>>12423961
Get your shit together America

[Anonymous No.12425515]

>>12425512
Look, stereotypes aside, we don't use 14 gallons of ketchup in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.12425518]

>>12425482
oof anon

[Anonymous No.12425524]

>>12425515
The g is for gravity

[Anonymous No.12425533]

>>12425518
Honestly, I give that anon credit for having no idea who Astolfo is.

I put that alongside knowing the My Little Pony characters as "Things I am ashamed to know".

[Anonymous No.12425539]

>>12425524
14 G-forces of Kechup?
So is it like, condensed?

Do they not have regular tomato paste in euroland? They gotta put ketchup in a centrifuge?

[Anonymous No.12425544]

Enjoy our food, but WATCH OUT FOR THAT FUCKING BEAR

[Anonymous No.12425555]

>>12425539
It's to make sure the space Jews don't rip you off when you try to buy sauce on the moon

[Anonymous No.12425558]

>>12425533
That's not even Astolfo

[Anonymous No.12425559]

>>12424696
doubt that. youre throwing away the expensive part, if you did it that often you'd be in trouble with the supervisor.

[Anonymous No.12425565]

>>12425558
Yeah, I realized that when I saw the ears.

I guess I can be slightly less ashamed on account of getting that wrong.

[Anonymous No.12425567]

>>12425555
Man, fucking space jews WOULD pull some shit like that.

[Anonymous No.12425622]

>>12424301

[Anonymous No.12425652]

>>12425255
Commies unironically think rich people live like Scrooge McDuck.
They don't understand that "the means of production" would not exist for them to lust after if it weren't for millionaires and billionaires investing in them.

[Anonymous No.12425671]

[Anonymous No.12425676]

>>12425652
If you think they don't, you've never dealt with rich people in your life. Especially nouveau riche that absolutely HAVE to flaunt it.

[Anonymous No.12425694]

>>12424714
T. Boomer.

[Anonymous No.12425697]

>>12425676
I know they spend money on frivolous shit. That was kind of related to my point; they don't just keep the money in the big pile and never use it. It goes back into the economy and that's why you have a smartphone.

[Anonymous No.12425698]

>>12423887
OHNONONONO

[Anonymous No.12425710]

[Anonymous No.12425715]

[Anonymous No.12425719]

>>12425710
I want to punch that bottle

[Anonymous No.12425720]

>>12423963
NYO
HO

[Anonymous No.12425725]

[Anonymous No.12425730]

[Anonymous No.12425735]

>>12423974
What a fucking edgelord, hide your trenchcoats and black nail polish guys

[Anonymous No.12425745]

>>12425710
I like to make my own beer and get all finicky with the process down to minutes and grams. But holy fucking shit, if anyone tried to pull that crap while me and my friends are putting down a couple 40s of cheap malt liquor on the porch, they're promptly leaving via first class flight courtesy of a collective swift kick in the ass.

[Anonymous No.12425746]

>>12425730

[Anonymous No.12425751]

>>12425725

[Anonymous No.12425755]

>>12425725
>>12425751
Oh yes pls post all these badboys again.

[Anonymous No.12425760]

>>12425755
I don't have many of them saved, actually.
I just follow her on FB and IG

[Anonymous No.12425813]

>>12425725
She was checking her... iPod? She was storing the address in audio form?

[Anonymous No.12425817]

>>12425746
>Almost having to juggle it while doing so, I tore the tore the scalding microwaved packet open and it was completely empty, to my mix of dismay and surprise. But what truly left me speechless was the portal to Gensokyo that almost immediately appeared in front of me. Before I could even think to get closer, Cirno emerged from the tear in the space-time continuum looking very uncomfortable. Without breaking eye contact she lifted the pleats of her skirt to reveal she wasn't wearing any undergarments, and squat herself down right over my container of freshly cooked rice. With an eye-popping heave of a grunt and more steam coming off her body than the container of hot grains underneath, her bowels audibly rattled and tumbled as they slowly and neatly released the blue semisolid onto the awaiting rice. A wry, almost ominous smile appeared on her face as she stood, dropping her skirt back down and quickly thanking me for my patronage, er piercing gaze still cutting through me. She scuttled back through the portal in what was a very transparent attempt at acting calmly, and it shut behind her. I was left in a catonic state, silently contemplating my curry for what seemed like hours, until the light coming through the edges of the sheet-covered window of my NEETcave was no more. I slowly raised a hand, gingerly placing a fingertip just on the surface, and found the mixture to still be piping hot to the touch. What was once an unending silence suddenly turned into a cacophony of worried screams inside of my skull.

[Anonymous No.12425819]

>>12425745
This reads like a facebook post from a middle aged man whose profile picture is a selfie of him sitting in the front seat of his 08 chevy tahoe complete with dadcap and sunglasses

[Anonymous No.12425820]

>>12425725
>>12425751
>>12425760
I feel like having sex with her would be a major disappointment even though you wouldn't be expecting anything to begin with.

[Anonymous No.12425824]

>>12425817
Good prose

[Anonymous No.12425826]

>>12423903
people who say soyboy irl usually look ugly so you're usually safe just to laugh at them

[Anonymous No.12425843]

>>12424521
my sides: the post

[Anonymous No.12425844]

>>12425025
No one going to point out these aren't tomatoes?

[Anonymous No.12425853]

[Anonymous No.12425864]

>>12424130
there is literally nothing wrong with doing this

[Anonymous No.12425868]

>>12423910
Are you asking a question? Why did you end your statement with a "?"? Why do faggots do this shit?

[Anonymous No.12425882]

>>12424667
Back to /pol/ with you, leaf.

[Anonymous No.12425925]

>>12425448
>>12425512
>>12423961
>contributing to the ever-growing plastic pollution
>unironically kyselves
http://divemagazine.co.uk/eco/7731-global-plastic-pollution-map

[Anonymous No.12425933]

>>12424130
So there really are wifeworthy white women left in the world

[Anonymous No.12425937]

[Anonymous No.12425949]

>>12425937
Whoever made this should be shot. Not killed immediately either, shot limb by limb, then the torso avoiding vital organs, and then cut with razor blades all over their body.

[Anonymous No.12425967]

If you don’t laugh at this you don’t have a soul
https://youtu.be/UkXy12xVnRs

[Anonymous No.12425988]

>>12423942
This but in the stomach or something that lets you walk without any hazzle

[Anonymous No.12426009]

[Anonymous No.12426011]

>>12424284
>god-tier looking cheesecake
>putting a festering egg in the center and charging $50 because "muh asian fusion"
Gayass fucking urbanites

[Anonymous No.12426021]

>>12424130
i'd fucking demolish this broad

[Anonymous No.12426022]

>>12425817
>eating curry out of a magical loli's bowels

[Anonymous No.12426030]

>>12426009
How does he leave?

[Anonymous No.12426031]

>>12425544
That is some aggressive marketing.

[Anonymous No.12426034]

>>12425725
>>12425751
>>12425760
Why are you doing this to me anon? Have I wronged you in some way?

[Anonymous No.12426037]

>>12425184
I substitute taught at a middle school. They use it too m80

[Anonymous No.12426038]

>>12426030
he cooks his way out

[Anonymous No.12426044]

>>12423910
closing yourself in an approving sect is so cool and trendy, man. Fuck the infidels, WE saw the light.

[Anonymous No.12426046]

>>12424001
based anf funnypilled

[Anonymous No.12426050]

>>12424057
built for breading.

[Anonymous No.12426055]

>>12426009
How?

[Anonymous No.12426058]

[Anonymous No.12426059]

>>12423887
It's depressing to see that so many people associate the concept of "food" with brands and processed products.

[Anonymous No.12426060]

>>12424741
Instead of refuting a single argument or viewpoint she stands for, all you managed to do was namecalling like a retard kid. Want to try again?

[Anonymous No.12426064]

>>12426060
She wants to take all the money and give it to poor people. She doesn’t understand economy

[Anonymous No.12426069]

>>12424655
I member did tread

[Anonymous No.12426071]

>>12426069
It was last week, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12426072]

>>12426064
Neither do you, but one day you read a few lines from some guy who sounded like a tough realist and decided you wanted to be like him.

[Anonymous No.12426074]

>>12426071
>It was last week, faggot.
Ya and I members it

[Anonymous No.12426078]

[Anonymous No.12426080]

>>12425715
pokeyman creatures

[Anonymous No.12426083]

>>12426078
Ted is truly our guy, but he would not have beat Hillary, so we had to go with the Don. Shame too.

>>12426074
Imagine being killed with one of these.

[Anonymous No.12426086]

>>12426030
He can't leave until he sold all the eggs.

[Anonymous No.12426087]

>>12426083
Imagine bombing some useless sand niggers with that while chugging one of these

[Anonymous No.12426089]

>>12423903
ask them to explain what it is then cringe the further they explain it, they'll complain about it online later

[Anonymous No.12426090]

>>12426087
Imagine paying taxes for several years to pay for one (1) of those just to have it launched at some worthless sandperson in a Toyota.

[Anonymous No.12426099]

[Anonymous No.12426102]

[Anonymous No.12426105]

[Anonymous No.12426162]

>>12423887
>Tummy

[Anonymous No.12426171]

>>12424521
This is what a broken person posts.

[Anonymous No.12426174]

>>12424057
this made incredibly horny

bread mommy

[Anonymous No.12426178]

>>12425925
Back to leftypol you retard

[Anonymous No.12426180]

>>12425844
Don't be silly. They're cherry tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.12426181]

>>12426090
Gladly

[Anonymous No.12426182]

>>12426030
death

[Anonymous No.12426184]

>>12424028

[Anonymous No.12426234]

[Anonymous No.12426249]

>>12423942
Enjoy being shot

[Anonymous No.12426263]

>>12426249
Almost everyone in the US has been shot at one time or another, it's pretty mundane.

[Anonymous No.12426267]

>>12424521
Classic.

[Anonymous No.12426268]

Threads like these are why I don't take anything 4chan says seriously at all. You say things are cringe/soy/gay, and yet when push comes to shove, all you have to say for your tastes are facebook-tier memes, twitter screencaps, and jokes an edgy 14-year-old might find funny.

[Anonymous No.12426289]

>>12425482
good joke, everybody laugh

[Anonymous No.12426291]

>>12425485
you are being very rude anon i want a source

[Anonymous No.12426305]

>>12425512
>masterfoods
unaustralian cunt

[Anonymous No.12426306]

>>12423903
Have sex.

[Anonymous No.12426308]

>>12424070
Fun fact: that’s a good way to get your dick ripped off

[Anonymous No.12426313]

[Anonymous No.12426326]

I can’t stop laughing at this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxlPhpjg8de/

[Anonymous No.12426338]

>>12423887
Any porn of these two?

[Anonymous No.12426343]

>>12423903
Stop drinking soy and start drinking activated almond milk

[Anonymous No.12426349]

>>12424291
why does she have the weiners in the holster

[Anonymous No.12426350]

>>12425817
Not into scat, but would

[Anonymous No.12426357]

>>12426349
carrots, at risk of woosh.

[Anonymous No.12426362]

>>12426080
Yes, but what about W A T E R?

[Anonymous No.12426381]

>>12426268
It’s a byproduct of /pol/ flooding ever board during the 2016 election. Before that there was at least some self-awareness here. Now you have anons throwing around ‘degenerate’ as if they’re moral crusaders despite browsing an anime/porn imageboard.

[Anonymous No.12426385]

>>12423903
Eat high T foods

[Anonymous No.12426410]

>>12426381
Jesus Christ
R E N T F R E E

[Anonymous No.12426418]

>>12426410
He's not wrong though, also cuck tranny degenerate. I win.

[Anonymous No.12426437]

>>12424044
>22 year old female facebook user humour

[Anonymous No.12426459]

>>12423984
Happy pride month! <3

[Anonymous No.12426463]

>>12425817
Best post in this godforsaken thread

[Anonymous No.12426480]

>>12426410
It’s true. /pol/sters were literally introducing their immediate family to the site, so we ended up with a wave of boomer parents and underage posters flocking to each and every board.

[Anonymous No.12426482]

>>12424804
>he works at a desk doing the job a woman does

[Anonymous No.12426544]

>>12424082
aspergers

[Anonymous No.12426564]

>>12426268
You understand this is allironic shitposting right?

[Anonymous No.12426744]

>>12425710
Nice copypasta

[Anonymous No.12426746]

>>12426564
and what do they say about ironic shitposting, faggot?

[Anonymous No.12426778]

>>12424667
bait spagheti

[Anonymous No.12427037]

>>12426030
>>12426055
He has to eat all of the eggs.

[Anonymous No.12427047]

>>12425559
Nope. They know exactly what people are doing

[Anonymous No.12427223]

>>12426480
>blaming /pol/ when users from completely different websites also flocked to 4chan during the election
There’s definitely worse places than /pol/ that people have joined from

[Anonymous No.12427255]

>>12423887
Imagine being so genetically weak that you're unable to digest something that humans have been drinking for THOUSANDS of years. Allergy free anons represent!

[Anonymous No.12427469]

>>12427223
It was /pol/ that opened the floodgates though.

[Anonymous No.12427480]

I hate boomers and reddit refugees more than any other type of person, retards are always “muh /pol/!!!” but they are nothing compares to the faggots of the former.

[Anonymous No.12427510]

>>12427480
Hello /pol/. Finally old enough to post here?