/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12416307]

ITT: Post your dinner.

[Anonymous No.12416313]

>>12416307
That's not your dinner

[Anonymous No.12416321]

[Anonymous No.12416350]

>>12416307

[Anonymous No.12416445]

>>12416307
>>12416321
shit
>>12416350
very based

[Anonymous No.12417606]

>>12416445
Fuck YOU

[Anonymous No.12417613]

>>12417606
get fucked have sex copulate enjoy carnal knowledge

[Anonymous No.12417616]

>>12416350

[Anonymous No.12418153]

>>12416307
Don't have a photo yet, but its mackerel season, and I just caught a couple, so tomorrow my dinner will be sour cream mackerel.

[Anonymous No.12418172]

>>12416307
Just made some mushroom garlic fiddleheads.
>rinse fiddleheads
>boil for a couple minutes
>sautee water soaked mushrooms in oil with some soy sauce
>throw fiddleheads in, add parmesan and garlic
>saute couple more minutes
>squirt some lemon juice on top

Tastes good.

[Anonymous No.12418435]

Beer

[Anonymous No.12418439]

>>12416350
brehs... why cant this be on my face right now

[Anonymous No.12418458]

>>12416307
what are the legalities/restrictions of buying whatever land and constructing such a building on it? Can you just throw a trailer at the front of the property and call that the primary domicile? I assume poop goes in an outhouse?

[Anonymous No.12418484]

>>12418153
What recipe do you plan on going with?

[Anonymous No.12418509]

wing stop bay bee

[Anonymous No.12418516]

>>12418484
No real recipe, mackerel, dusted in flour, salt & pepper, pan fry until done.
Add sour cream, milk or cream and flour to pan, to make sauce.
Serve with potatoes.

[Anonymous No.12418522]

>>12418516
That sounds really good. I think I may check out the local market to see if they have anything. How did you get into fishing? I'd love to try it but I've lived in the middle of a city my whole life and was never really exposed to that kind of activity.

[Anonymous No.12418538]

Scandi?

[Anonymous No.12418547]

>>12418522
>How did you get into fishing? I'd love to try it but I've lived in the middle of a city my whole life and was never really exposed to that kind of activity.
Buy a rod, reel and lure.
Find a beach or pier, and cast.
What you'll catch depends on where in the world you are.
But, it's really that simple.
Technique you'll learn depending on the fish you're trying to catch, for example, mackerel, spin stop, is really effective; reel in fast, stop for a few seconds, then fast reel, and so on.

[Anonymous No.12418550]

>>12418153
how would the zucchini be cooked in that picture?

[Anonymous No.12418555]

>>12418172
>fiddleheads.

[Anonymous No.12418558]

>>12418547
Yeah, I've pulled up a few YouTube videos and stuff. Thanks for the inspiration.

[Anonymous No.12418568]

>>12418550
That's cucumber, and it wouldn't be cooked.
Shave it, and put it in some 5-7% vinegar, let it sit in the fridge while you cook the fish, that's it.

[Anonymous No.12418572]

>>12418568
so it's just quick pickle?

[Anonymous No.12418577]

>>12418555
shut up faggot. I bet you don't even eat greens.

[Anonymous No.12418578]

>>12418572
pretty much

[Anonymous No.12418609]

>>12416307
K

[Anonymous No.12418614]

>>12418522
I'm not that guy, but it's not really complicated. Fish are dumb. There's a useful reddit sub and /out/ is actually pretty solid too.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FishingForBeginners/comments/66qyuj/my_comprehensive_guidetips_to_new_fishermen/

Get a reel rod combo, some light line, a couple sizes of hooks, pliers, fishing license if applicable and some lures/worms for the hooks and bullet weights. Then get fishbrain to see what fish you have around you and just youtube the rest. Gotta learn how to tie line to your reel, how to tie a palomar knot, how to texas rig a worm and how to actually handle the fish. It's all on youtube, man. The rest just takes practice.

You can do it.

[Anonymous No.12418617]

>>12416350
that's a guy, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.12418620]

>>12418578
>>12418568
Why not just make a pickle at that point? Add some salt dill and garlic in there and leave it in the fridge for a few days.

[Anonymous No.12418622]

>>12416307

[Anonymous No.12418629]

>>12418620
I mean, there's no reason not to, just referring to the picture, which is a quick pickle.
But if you wanna do full pickle, go a head, it'll taste just as good(and probably better)

[Anonymous No.12418640]

>>12418629
Add some zucchini, carrot and a sliver of chili to it, and you really have something awesome.

[Anonymous No.12418653]

>>12418629
It would taste way better, it's not really a quick pickle if you brine it for 30-60 minutes.

[Anonymous No.12418682]

>>12418653
>It would taste way better,
I don't know, I like it they way I grew up eating it, which is with potatoes and brined cucumber.
Maybe pickles would technically be better, but I'm gonna stick with my nostalgia goggles on this one.

[Anonymous No.12418691]

>>12418172
looks good

[Anonymous No.12418696]

Polenta with spinach and cheese

No pic I'm lazy

[Anonymous No.12418701]

>>12418696
Consider oatmeal, it tastes the same, but is better for you.

[Anonymous No.12418707]

>>12418538
>Scandi?
Yes

[Anonymous No.12418710]

>>12418701
Polenta and oatmeal are 99% of my meals when I'm left to my own devices senpai. Polenta for savory meals (eaten mixed with cheese, veggies, herbs etc) and oatmeal with fruit, yogurt and cinnamon/other sweet spices

[Anonymous No.12418729]

>>12418555
Lol what? You should try going out into the woods. Honestly it is a lot of fun. I cant wait to do some foraging tomorrow with some friends. If that makes me "reddit" then good. Try it some time. Its fun

[Anonymous No.12418731]

>>12418710
>Polenta and oatmeal are 99% of my meals when I'm left to my own devices senpai.
That's really sad.

[Anonymous No.12418761]

>>12418731
Lmao its not that bad I'm just lazy as fuck and if I'm not eating a real meal with other people it's a lot healthier to eat those things than ramen or other overly processed garbage despite the actual effort being the same

[Anonymous No.12418772]

>>12418729
>I'm not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My wife's boyfriends like me cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

I think it is time to put down the soy, m8.

[Anonymous No.12418796]

>>12418761
>it's a lot healthier to eat those things than ramen or other overly processed garbage despite the actual effort being the same
Yeah, until you get scurvy.

[Anonymous No.12418808]

>>12418522
step 1 is be patient

[Anonymous No.12418866]

>>12418772
Who hurt you that you're this miserable?

[Anonymous No.12418894]

>>12418866
Soy levels are approaching critical mass. I have to call out faggotry when I see it. It's more important now than ever.

[Anonymous No.12418895]

>>12416307
Sursteik, next Sunday.

[Anonymous No.12418898]

>>12418894
Based profa

[Anonymous No.12418899]

burnt steak and some pureed veggies mommy made

[Anonymous No.12418917]

Obviously I chose the wrong thread earlier so reposting my dinner, which was totally not boiled.

[Anonymous No.12419012]

>>12418796
Bitch I said I eat polenta with spinach and I normally have oatmeal with strawberries that's a shit ton of vitamin c

[Anonymous No.12419030]

>>12419012
Just don't come complaining to me when your shitty diet leaves you malnutritioned.

[Anonymous No.12419054]

>>12418894
I'm sorry you're a sad person.
>>12418917
That's a lot of food for one.

[Anonymous No.12419057]

>>12418614
this guy fishes

[Anonymous No.12419083]

>>12419030
Ok fatty keep acting like you're healthy from shoveling mcbeetus but actual fruit vegetables grains and protein aren't enough to sustain me

[Anonymous No.12419087]

>>12419054
can you make one hetero post my man?

[Anonymous No.12419097]

>>12419087
Can you make a single on topic post, lonely boy?

[Anonymous No.12419098]

>>12418172
How do they taste?
Did you get them from a farmer's market or in the wild?

[Anonymous No.12419099]

>>12419087
My penis feels good in woman vagina.

[Anonymous No.12419103]

>>12418555
How the fuck are fiddleheads soy?

[Anonymous No.12419106]

>>12419099
alright I hate to admit it but maybe you were based the whole time

[Anonymous No.12419129]

>>12418609
what's that pasta shape? roachelli?

[Anonymous No.12419162]

>>12419098
I know they grow around here in New England, but I haven't seen them grow in the wild around here, so it's from a grocery store. It tastes kind of like a mild, softer asparagus. They're pretty novel and taste good enough with garlic and some butter, but they're not gonna blow your mind or anything. I eat tons of asparagus and it's not quite as strong as that, but it also doesn't make your piss smell like garbage.
>>12419103
He's a sad boy that feels the need to put others down. Don't pay attention to him.

[Anonymous No.12419172]

>>12418899
throw that in the trash and tell your mom to try harder

[Anonymous No.12419264]

>>12419103
They are different and green, that's enough to trigger the pissbottling autists that throw violent tantrums everytime their mothers try and get them to eat something with onion in it who seem to live on this board trying to convince other people to share their dislikes and autistic hangups.

[Anonymous No.12419267]

>>12419172
the steak i made. i burn all the meat i eat

[Anonymous No.12419276]

>>12419264
damn maybe I should forage at the grocery store with you and yo boys. If only IPA grew in the woods we'd be set.

[Anonymous No.12419284]

>>12419276
thanks for proving his point.

[Anonymous No.12419292]

>>12419284
>his
Obscene bait

[Anonymous No.12419406]

>>12419054
>That's a lot of food for one.
Well I lift around 1 to 2 tons of milk crates every day at work. What do you do? I'm enjoying the asparagus piss scent all night as well.

[Anonymous No.12419442]

>>12419276
And maybe if there was a vending machine with chicken flavored instant ramen, chicken tenders and hentai in a basement in the woods you wouldn't call going outdoors soy.

[Anonymous No.12419444]

>>12416307
>cuck shed
AHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH cant make this up

[Anonymous No.12419522]

>>12419444
he did it! the crazy sob really did it!

[Anonymous No.12419553]

>>12419442
Why pretend to be an outdoorsman if you can't even find ferns though?

[Anonymous No.12419565]

>>12418555
>GREENS BAD

[Anonymous No.12419569]

>>12418729
>>12419162
>>12419264
Imagine being so insecure about your meme food choices that someone posting a silly picture launches you into full armchair psychiatrist mode. Go forage for something to cure that unwarranted self importance you got there. Throw some nice ramps in and some sriracha aioli faggots.

[Anonymous No.12419573]

>>12416307

[Anonymous No.12419575]

>>12419565
>one meme vegetable is soy
>so all vegetables are bad
Are soyboys capable of genuine arguments or do you guys always lash out with strawmen?

[Anonymous No.12419579]

>>12416307
OY MAYTE WANNA 'AVE ME FISHHEAD PIE

[Anonymous No.12419581]

>>12419575
t. Fatass

[Anonymous No.12419585]

>>12419565
>obese
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.12419588]

>>12419581
stop posting your tinder profile please

[Anonymous No.12419628]

>>12419569
Imagine being so insecure about people liking things that you dislike that you spend a significant portion of your summer/NEETdom spamming the board with an endless stream of the same tired wojak variants

[Anonymous No.12419651]

>>12419628
it took 10 seconds, if that, and I haven't posted on /ck/ for a few hours. sorry, not everyone who disagrees with you is a loser, has mental illness, is a newfag, etc. Sometimes you're just the butt of a joke. Learn to take it on the chin (like your mother). Randomly throwing out ""insightful"" analysis into character on a Congolese Fly-burger cooking board is pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.12419705]

>>12419264
>pissbottling autists
kek

[Anonymous No.12419724]

>>12419264
SEETHING SOYBOY

[Anonymous No.12420073]

>>12419129
Sorry i already threw away the box, its Radiatori I rmb

[Anonymous No.12420087]

Doesn't take any analysis, you just have to read the threads of some of the worst soyjak spammers. They are happy enough to reveal their own power levels.
Why you'd be defending redditors spamming the current equivalent of rage comics if you aren't one yourself I don't know (I doubt you aren't).

[Anonymous No.12420105]

>>12416350
>no other sizes of this image

[Anonymous No.12420118]

>>12420087
>doesn't know how to quote posts

[Anonymous No.12420125]

>>12419651
>Randomly throwing out ""insightful"" analysis into character on a Congolese Fly-burger cooking board is pretty stupid.
You mean like calling someone „soyboy“ because they eat a certain vegetable?
>not everyone who disagrees with you is a loser
Indeed, but you clearly are one.

[Anonymous No.12420137]

>>12420125
>You mean like calling someone „soyboy“
So your detailed analysis in every post is the same as some guy shitposting? Glad you can admit it.

[Anonymous No.12420142]

>>12420118
Clearly did earlier in the conversation. Only reason you jumped on that is that is there's nothing else you can.

[Anonymous No.12420144]

>>12420142
>you can't win because i say that i win

[Anonymous No.12420146]

>>12418439
Because you’re an anti social incel faggot

[Anonymous No.12420147]

>>12416307

[Anonymous No.12420155]

>>12420144
You can't win because you can't hit back with anything other than to unload your soyjak folder.

Sitting at home stuffing your face with fast food as your cock disappears into a mound of fat is literally emasculating. None of you fags spam soyjaks in your endless parade of fast food threads though, because you are all sad sack of shit NEETs that are just using it as a vehicle to turn /ck/ into another /r9k/. It's transparent.

[Anonymous No.12420161]

>>12420155
>why yes i have a large collection of "hit backs" at home. how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.12420173]

I only eat dolphin-safe free-range spam.

[Anonymous No.12420423]

>>12418617
you have been here for too long my dude

[Anonymous No.12420426]

>>12419579
>even the fish are vomiting

[Anonymous No.12420581]

>>12419264
Based!

[Anonymous No.12421276]

>>12420155
based berry picker's schizophrenic flailing is too powerful for the bullies

[Anonymous No.12421290]

>>12418153
Nice. I've been fishing for spanish Macks myself
How did u catch em

[Anonymous No.12421296]

>>12416307
Based. Would suck your meat stick.

[Anonymous No.12421449]

>>12418899
needs ketchup

[Anonymous No.12421485]

my air fryer + pic related, maybe a hot dog too.

[Anonymous No.12421689]

>>12418899
looks p good

[Anonymous No.12421783]

>>12420426
kek

[Anonymous No.12421934]

>>12419406
I'm smart enough to not have to do manual labor all day and exercise how I want on my own time. Enjoy your bad back, hostilefag.

[Anonymous No.12421944]

>>12419569
Imagine imagining that other people are having meltdowns because of a simple reply on an image board. Nobody's having a meltdown here buddy. Go outside and make some friends.

[Anonymous No.12421954]

>>12420173
That actually looks pretty good. What's the pink stuff, is that onion?

[Anonymous No.12421967]

I haven't cooked it yet.

[Anonymous No.12421992]

This was last night. Tortellini, scallop, shrimp, turkey sausage, and portobella mushroom

[Anonymous No.12422045]

>>12418620
Because fresh cucumber tastes better?

[Anonymous No.12422063]

>>12422045
Well that's just false. You've never had a good pickle.

[Anonymous No.12422069]

>>12421992
looks fucking delicious anon. recipe?

[Anonymous No.12422070]

>Have an ass ton of veggies to cook
>My pan is only 16''
>If I just throw all the fuckers in at once I end up with a soggy mess because they crowd and steam

Advice on how to pan fry veggies without
>Taking a long ass time switching out all the vegetables
>Making bitch veggies that cook really fast soggy

[Anonymous No.12422073]

>>12418555
Trips were wasted on this cancerous post

[Anonymous No.12422078]

>>12422070
How about you cook half first and then cook the other half second?

[Anonymous No.12422105]

>>12422078
Yeah, the bigger problem is that everything I'm cooking really doesn't cook the same speed.

I guess it would be something like
>Carrots and broccoli cook slow, so go in first
>Swap in for zucchini and peppers or something that cooks faster
>Swap in again for meat and mushrooms or whatever I have that isn't sensitive

I'm also not really sure how to keep oiling the pan if I'm constantly switching shit out.

[Anonymous No.12422127]

>>12422105
If it gives you a hard time just (under)cook them all separately, adding a bit of oil in between and then mix them all together to finish it.

If you're really conscious about using too much oil, you really don't NEED to use oil if you have a modern non stick pan. You can get away with using water, but it obviously won't be the same and will still steam a bit.

[Anonymous No.12422152]

>>12418458
That nigga don’t know cuz it isn’t his dinner. He knows fuck all about all the home ownership intricacies.

[Anonymous No.12422221]

>>12418509
Ohh what you roll with from there

[Anonymous No.12422241]

>>12419129
>>12418609
Radiatore gang rise up


They're legitimately excellent for holding sauce. Good shit.

[Anonymous No.12422280]

>>12421934
Which exercises do you do? I'm curious what would make something as meager as an 8 ounce steak look like too much food for one person.

[Anonymous No.12422292]

>>12419054
Flyovers usually eat a nutritionally worthless lunch (white bread, bologna, doritos, diet coke) because "I'm trying to be healthy" and then a freakish 2900 calorie gut bomb for dinner which of course interferes with sleep so they have to down a handle of jim beam to fall asleep, then they wake up wondering why they feel like shit and repeat until they need lipitor at age 35.

[Anonymous No.12422302]

>>12422241
>OMG radiatori!

[Anonymous No.12422313]

>>12422280
I tend to eat multiple, smaller meals throughout the day. I lift, swim, climb. bike and hike a fair bit. I do something active pretty much every day. I'm 6'1, ~200lbs. I feel great. Can you say the same?

[Anonymous No.12422322]

>>12422302
>>12422292
>>12421276
>>12420161
>>12420144
>>12420118
>>12419444
>>12418555
obvious samefag off topic shitposter needs to go outside and get laid already.

[Anonymous No.12422360]

>>12422292
>bologna
Fuck I knew I was forgetting something when I was at the store.

[Anonymous No.12422528]

Made mapo tofu with rice

[Anonymous No.12422574]

>>12416307
nice cuck shed

[Anonymous No.12422615]

>>12422528
that looks fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.12422700]

I'm on a low calorie diet

[Anonymous No.12422705]

>>12422615
Thanks, it's super simple actually, i cheat a little and use poc related

- heat up oil and add garlic(you can skip this)
- Brown some minced beef
- add sauce and some water (careful with the sauce portion, 1 spoon should do)
- put in some potato starch mixed with water (to thicken the sauce)
- put in soft tofu (no need to cut them into cube, dump the whole tofu in without the water, and break it with your wooden spetula while mixing everything together)
- add green onion

It makes you eat shit ton of rice

[Anonymous No.12422715]

>>12422322
that's a low T cope, lmao

[Anonymous No.12424072]

>>12422705
thanks for this, all the recipes I've seen call for a shit ton of Asian ingredients I would never have normally

[Anonymous No.12424163]

>>12422069
Cooked it in stages. First I did the scallop, sausage, and shrimp. Seared both sides and took out the scallop, then shortly after the shrimp, then the sausage. Put everything to rest on a plate. Tortellini boiled in parallel. After the meat came out of the pan, I added some butter and some halved baby bella mushrooms. Once the mushrooms had some color, I added microplaned garlic and white wine/broth, scraping the fond off the pan. As the sauce cooked down, I added shredded pecorino romano, whisked it into an emulsion and adjusted salt/pepper. Once the sauce was done I added the seafood and tortellini, tossed it together, and covered it to heat everything through. A couple minutes later it's done, sprinkle shredded parsley on top and serve

[Anonymous No.12424217]

[Anonymous No.12424271]

i sliced and crisped up a leftover baked potato in a bit of olive oil

then i poured some cooked ground hamburger i had on top of the potato

then i sliced up some mini babybel cheeses and put on top long with some valentina hot sauce

then i loosely placed a piece of foil over the pan to get everything heated/melted (in place of a lid)

now my fridge is completely empty

[Anonymous No.12424281]

>>12421689
thank you based cirno poster

[Anonymous No.12424337]

Fish stick sammich bitch

[None !!gB9mwtD+ha7 No.12424434]

>>12419083
>>>/fit/>>51026154

>>12416307
Here was lunch from a few hours ago, after having 2 eggs and another cake.

It's made from protein powders, and 2 eggs. … Heavy creamer … stevia.

––

… Amongst lots of salty-sweet, creamy cheese.

[Anonymous No.12424488]

Was mushroom onion provolone burger but theres not much left.

[Anonymous No.12424520]

>>12424488
looks greasy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.12424525]

>>12424337
The best.

[Anonymous No.12424534]

>>12416307

[Anonymous No.12424575]

>>12424520
It's really not, that photo is oddly shiny though because I have no idea how to use my camera phone.

[Anonymous No.12424615]

[Anonymous No.12424646]

>>12424271
>ground hamburger

[Anonymous No.12424705]

>>12418555
the face is obviously overdone i guess to get back at the internet? No one is gonna take that as an insult. the guy in the picture just looks like a raging faggot that looks ready to be fucked by a pack of feral niggers

[Anonymous No.12424758]

>>12422528

Based mapo

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12424833]

Tried my hand at making spring rolls.

...work in progress.

[None !!gB9mwtD+ha7 No.12424886]

>>12424434
>>>/fit/51026154 *

––

Dinner (for now).

Was also with White American cheese and fresh garlic.

[Anonymous No.12424949]

>>12422700
Nice

[Anonymous No.12424966]

>>12422700
I know this is a joke post, but please don't get into a habit of drinking on an empty stomach. You'll get an ulcer before you know it.

[Anonymous No.12424970]

>>12424163
This one Chef’n ass nigga right chea!

[Anonymous No.12424974]

>>12424833
Take a class...please at your local rec center

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12424975]

>>12424163

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12424984]

>>12424974
That sounds boring. I just wanna shove stuff into my face-hole.

[Anonymous No.12425055]

>>12418622
how fat are you, be honest.

[Anonymous No.12425059]

>>12416307
>Camping!
>Cast iron!
>Cuck Shed!
>Wood everything!
>Outdoors!

[Anonymous No.12425138]

>>12424705
>No one is gonna take that as an insult
except for /ck/

[Anonymous No.12425233]

>>12425059
Shut up, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12425691]

>>12416307
I'm going out to get a burger tonight, should I get fried chicken or beef?

[Anonymous No.12425762]

>>12425059

holy shit anon you're such a faggot

[Anonymous No.12425769]

>>12424072
>>12422705
that recipe is fine, but if you have a good international market near you i'd follow this recipe, the sichuan peppercorns are almost essential and should not be that hard to find outside flyover zone, also less meat is better.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualChina/comments/blcdgm/recipe_how_to_make_mapo_tofu_%E9%BA%BB%E5%A9%86%E8%B1%86%E8%85%90/
>inb4 reddit

[Anonymous No.12425793]

>>12420173
Looks disgustingly vegan.

[Anonymous No.12425804]

>>12416307

[Anonymous No.12425964]

>>12425059
>Outdoors!
This soyjak shit is getting so ridiculous I can't tell whether or not this is a pisstake, a false flag, or actually earnest.

[Anonymous No.12426404]

>>12416307
Ah, the ol' rustic outdoorsman cuckshed

[Anonymous No.12426408]

>>12425804
what game are you playing anon?
looks comfy

[Anonymous No.12426426]

>>12426408
>he doesn't recognize the glass pauldrons and greaves, boiled netch leather boots, and imperial cuirass, short bow, imperial steel helmet, sanit-kil's feart of fire, marara's ring, and mentor's ring

[Anonymous No.12426481]

>>12426408
It is comfy. Elder Scrolls 3, morrowind. I'm not that guy, i just know my morrowind.

[Anonymous No.12426567]

>>12418555
Fucking hell, way to ruin a perfectly good thread with this bullshit. Go back to redit incel.

[Anonymous No.12426569]

>>12419267
>>12418899
The absolute state of /ck/

[Anonymous No.12426571]

>>12425793
you look disgustingly disgusting

[Anonymous No.12426577]

>>12424163
At least someone cooks here

[Anonymous No.12426581]

>>12424615
Is that fucking ketchup on cottage cheese?

[Anonymous No.12426585]

>>12425964
/pol/tards started overusing it because its easy to copepost with it. Ruined the meme(and most of the hobby boards too) in the process

[Anonymous No.12426588]

>>12426426
holly shit, based autismposter

[Anonymous No.12426958]

>>12422528

MMM its not red enough. It looks perfect besides that. I can tell the quality is better than my local "asian cafe may i hep you" traditional chinese restraunt with nearly 5 stars on yelp but it doesnt have the color and it makes me second guess the spice. Looks super tasty as fuck tho desu. Just not what ive come to accept.

[Anonymous No.12426977]

>>12418622
That stuff is terrible. Shiner Bock is so much better. Hell, Bud Light is so much better.

[Anonymous No.12426995]

>>12424833

Its okay my viet senpai made REAL spring rolls and it felt like a heavy weight punched my gut and shoved ipecac down my throat. The herbs from the garden are so strong and sharp its unbearable and theres no meat. Keep in mind theres legends of the Tuoc T'nigalig in the vietnam war. White people wont understand what the senpai says because of the thicc accent. Im a first generation American and while that looks basic af I bet it was good.

[Anonymous No.12426996]

>>12418555
God I wish I had the confidence to do a soyboy grin, my crowded yellow teeth make me so embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.12427004]

>>12422292
I dont eat lunch at all. Nor breakfast. I just eat one large meal, give it a few hours, and sleep.

No issues, doc says my bloodwork is fine. Been doing it for a long while, 10 years at least. Not fat, no trouble sleeping. I do have a very active job.

Am i going to die?

[Anonymous No.12427129]

well i didn't think i could stand anymore cheese n rice. then i got hungry and i think i got 3 more weeks in me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8kDYB_gP5I

[Anonymous No.12427136]

>>12424163
>Wall of text

[Anonymous No.12427470]

>>12425059
Fuck off for real and try somthing new in your life for once.

[Anonymous No.12427512]

>>12419569
I like fiddleheads, but this anon is right.

[Anonymous No.12427517]

>>12427136
t.readlet

[Anonymous No.12427522]

>>12425059
What is acceptable then?

[Anonymous No.12427535]

>>12425233
>immediately jumps to le drumpftdg randomly
You're kind of proving the bait poster right about the reddit stab.

[Anonymous No.12427537]

>>12418516
I buy a hole smoked mackerel most every friday and eat it whole for lunch. My grandad lived to 89 in good health and he attributed that to eating healthy. Ie. omega fattty acids.

[Anonymous No.12427541]

>>12425964
>>12426585
It's pretty blatant bait, use your brain.

[Anonymous No.12427543]

>>12416350
More of a dark meat man myself.

[Anonymous No.12427545]

ate a big lunch so im skipping dinner today

[Anonymous No.12427562]

>>12420105
Is this loss?

[Anonymous No.12428008]

>>12416307
Based Jack Kerouac

[Anonymous No.12428020]

>>12427543
Are there men that unironically like this? I don't think I could even touch her 'giner with my pencil dick

[Anonymous No.12428034]

>>12425059
This nigga knows who OP is

[Anonymous No.12428086]

>>12428020
Who said anything about the giner?

[Anonymous No.12428091]

>>12418172
they look like millipedes, gross

[Anonymous No.12428110]

>>12416307
Just some lentil soup

[Anonymous No.12428119]

>>12428110
>lentil soup

[Anonymous No.12428243]

>>12418484
>recipes
Go back to facebook, boomer grandma

[Anonymous No.12428454]

>>12419585
3/10

[Anonymous No.12428654]

>>12416321
The mashed derder looks good

Why did the hulk shit a brick on his plate tho

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12428903]

>>12426995
Oh, I forgot the herbs. Yeah, it’s basically a ‘hand salad’ without any dressing. Suuuper light.
It’s what I intended in lightness (because I made a dippin’ sauce as well) but there was no mint or basil or anything like that. We’ll get ‘em next time.

[Anonymous No.12428948]

пpипять нoгo a птицa

[Anonymous No.12428966]

I ate ramen with a tin of deenz dumped in topped with hot sauce

[Anonymous No.12428981]

>>12428966
instant ramen i hope

[Anonymous No.12429033]

Found a lobster tail leftover in my freezer, so I gave it some home made garlic mayo, celery, spring onion and Cayenne

[Anonymous No.12429054]

Messed up the potatoes a bit but w/e

[Anonymous No.12429403]

>>12429054
Looks great anon. Would roomie

[Anonymous No.12429484]

Made some beer brawts and apple cabbage soup from skyrim cook book. Pretty good.
>>12429033
>Dat old ergonomic key board

[Anonymous No.12430439]

Rib steak and coleslaw. Simple, it's Monday.
I just started learning to pan fry steaks because it was way too cold this winter to BBQ and I need to clean it out and season the grill for this spring. Turned out pretty good, I've learned a lot about getting a decent crust and using the right pan.
Sorry for iPhone 4 quality pic, I'm a bricklayer and broke my good phone.

[Anonymous No.12430861]

>>12416350
Yuck.

[Anonymous No.12431895]

>>12424833
Looks like bodybags ^_^

[Anonymous No.12432424]

>>12418614
do we need a rod? cant we just use a reel?

[Anonymous No.12432458]

>>12416321
It doesn't actually look BAD, I just can't identify that greenloaf or the gravy thing.

[Anonymous No.12432468]

>>12418899

[Anonymous No.12432483]

>>12424833
tighten it up