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anyone here ever gotten a tapeworm from bad food

>> No.12411609

>>12411606
I use them to lose weight. Take a bleach shot when you reach desired result.

>> No.12411616

>>12411606
Looks like konjac. Looks low cal. Would eat.

>> No.12411638

its gods will if you get a tapeworm

>> No.12411646

Are tapeworms going to be the new meme? There are already a couple threads up regarding it and Lord knows there doesn't have to be any rhyme or reason as to why something gets memed here.

>> No.12411653

They make great pets, go where you go, eat what you eat.

>> No.12411655

I cannot disguise
All the stomach pains
And the walking of the canes
When you, do come out
And you whisper up to me
In your life of tragedy
But I cannot grow
Till you eat the last of me
Oh when will I be free
And you, a parasite
Just find another host
Just another fool to roast
Cause you
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You
My tapeworm tells me where to go

>> No.12411662
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>>12411606
The parasite of the bland white man. Those who eat spicy need not worry

>> No.12411669

>>12411655
Lmfao jesus

>> No.12411696

No, but I got nerve damage from my last trip to the dentist.

>> No.12411698

>>12411655
PULL THE TAPE WORM OUT OF YOUR ASS
HEY!

>> No.12411705

>>12411646
>newfag doesn't know that half of /ck/ are tapeworms.
I hate summer

>> No.12411708

Thank the gods I've been able to avoid any parasites in my food

>> No.12411737

>>12411655
haha ok grandpa nice song

>> No.12411750

>>12411606
My mom and my uncle had tapeworms one of my friends told me he had one as a kid as well.
Is this also common in europe? Thankfully i was able to avoid tapeworms until now although i avoid sushi and raw meats in general.

>> No.12411762

not gonna lie, i'd chop that up with some garlic and oil and fry it up

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>>12411737
>knowing music from 2001 makes you a grandparent
how did this timeline get so fucked bros

>> No.12411794
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12411794

How do you fucking diagnose this shit?

I had a weird dream last night that I had some internal parasite and it's the reason I sometimes have a bit of blood in my cum and it was the reason so it's freaking me out that this is being posted now

>> No.12411796

How do I know if I have any sort of parasite? I have been trying to gain weight for a while and I just cant do it.

>> No.12411801

>>12411794
Dreams like that is the body telling you something is wrong
I always had a dream of my teeth falling out, then I went to the dentist appointment and they found a large cavities

>> No.12411816

One time I had a dream that tapeworms reproduced using the DNA of their hosts so they had human faces on tapeworm bodies

>> No.12411826

>>12411662
gonna need a source for that chakotay

>> No.12411827

>>12411794
If you stick your finger in your butt for about 10 minutes, you can start feeling a little tickle

Most people get their doctors to do this because experienced hands can detect it faster, but try it out for yourself, just in case

>> No.12411833

>>12411827
this is like that story that ricky gervais made up about his friend curing his worms by holding a ham and cheese sandwich up to his anus

>> No.12411834

What are the downsides to tapeworms?
I can eat whatever I want and lose weight at the same time, I don't care if I have a wiggling rope in my stomach

>> No.12411844

>>12411834
They can destroy your fucking intestines you retard

>> No.12411870

>>12411794
>I sometimes have a bit of blood in my cum
funny, i sometimes have a bit of cum in my blood.

anyone know what causes this?

>> No.12411886

>>12411870
violent ass-poundings by Tyrone

>> No.12411904
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>>12411833
I can see the logic behind that, but the fact of the matter is that because the worms will eventually need to lay their eggs, they would in fact travel closer to the anus so that their life cycle could continue

This isn't really how it works because humans poop in toilets rather than out in the open where other animals can eat the poop infested vegetation, but putting a finger in your ass will mimic the sensation you get when you are pooping
The worms will sense the changes in your musculature and follow suit

That's basically how all gastrointestinal parasites work

>> No.12411976

>>12411794
eosinophil count. typically rises with a parasitic infection.

>> No.12412084

>>12411609
you can buy horse dewormer for $5, don't take bleach shots, you can even eat some tobacco

>> No.12412109

>>12411794
smaller worms may be visible around the anus at night when they come out to lay eggs (which can be itchy), they may also be visible in feces if you shine a bright light

>> No.12412110

>>12411606
>those videos of bears with 5 feet of tapeworm hanging out of their ass.
Damn nature you gross as hell.

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>>12411705
Sorry I didn't realize this board was parasite friendly.

>> No.12412134

Tapeworm larva burrow into your tissues including your brain. I wouldn't advise it was a weight loss trategy

>> No.12412289

>>12411789
Every single post containing the word timeline is without exception shit. I need to filter it

>> No.12412321

>>12411844
And not to mention they can get into the blood stream and live in your muscles eating. They can also reach the brain but even more rare.

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>>12411794
idk but I just went to urgent care a day ago because im pretty certain I have one

do you see anything odd in your stool, like little stringy white things?

>> No.12412383

>>12412109
Well, I guess that means tonight is going to be poop inspection night.

>> No.12412396

>>12412289
nice blog bro

>> No.12412401
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Does large, regularly ingested quantities of alcohol kill parasites? I hope so, cause this thread is freaking me out a little bit and I can always appreciate more excuses to keep myself chronically pickled on the sauce.

>> No.12412415

>>12412401
No but Ivermectin does, it's very cheap, has almost no risk and horse variants are available without a prescription

>> No.12412416

>>12412401
I'm pretty sure nothing could successfully live in my GI tract. Keep on boozin bro.

>> No.12412431

>>12412416
Well you're wrong, and your immune system is weakened while your healthy gut bacteria are killed making it even easier for parasites to thrive.

>> No.12412447

>>12412431
I guess that explains why I have the squirts every morning.

>> No.12413532

>>12411844
So can our black bull but he pleases my wife.

>> No.12413559

>>12411870
prostate cancer

>> No.12413576

>>12412344
absolutely yes. Get it checked out or dysentery will be next

>> No.12413582

Aajonus vonderplanitz say parasites are healthy, they eat damaged tissue only. A parasite helped him heal apparantly.

>> No.12413588

>>12411826
The Army survival handbook

>> No.12413594

>>12411606
No but I used to tape worms.

>> No.12413632

>>12413582
>all parasites are the same
maggots only eat dead tissue and only ones bred in a sterile environment are used for medicine. tape worms will chew through your intestines and into your muscles.

>> No.12413643

>>12411705
>>12412119
yes majority of /ck/ is female

>> No.12413739

>>12411606
is this a new type of chinese noodle?

>> No.12414331

>>12411616
>>12411638
>>12411653
>>12411655
>>12411834
>>12413582
>t. tapeworm

>> No.12414464

>>12411794
sudden and unexplained weightloss without having aids or cancer or assorted viruses

>> No.12414469

>>12412344
could be worms, could just be mucus. don't waste money on an urgent care visit, a tapeworm is anything but urgent

>> No.12414478

tapeworms were common when my parents were kids in europoor, my mom once told me she had to get grandma to pull one out of her ass

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>>12414469
it's even apple flavored

>> No.12414562

>>12414469
I don't know what country you are in, but urgent care is exactly where you would go. It's not Emergency Room tier, but it is a same day affair. There's a difference.

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>>12411737
???

>> No.12414590

>>12411696
You too? fucking GOOK FAG dentist irreparably caused numbness in a small portion of my mandible while he was removing a wisdom tooth... and that's the ABSOLUTE LAST time i'm entrusting another human.

>> No.12414601

>>12414590
That sounds like permanent suffering. Can you not sue?

>> No.12414619

>>12414601
he gave some bullshit spiel about how there's a 1 in 10,000 chance that i'll have nerve damage, fucking gook poofters man... if there's one thing they know how to do it's covering their bases, that's for sure.

>> No.12414632

>>12414619
>>12414590
I had a dentist fuck up a nerve with her needle once too. Thank god it grew back a couple weeks later.
She sounded scared shirtless when I told her. Like she was terrified I'd sue.

>> No.12414634

>>12414619
Is that all he has to do? Surely there's more to malpractice or damages than just warning people you might fuck something up.

>> No.12414660

>saw some things that looked suspiciously like bits of string my shit
>ass is sort of itchy occasionally but that could also just be sweat or psychosomatic bullshit
>no weight loss
>also was up for like 25 hours at that point so I could have just been sleep retarded
doctor or no doctor, the only place I could think where I could catch them is when I ate pork at a kind of dingy viet place

>> No.12414666

>>12414590
I have a twitchy smile because of dentist jewry

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>>12414666
>>12414632
>>12414590
fugg stop making me paranoid
wtf

>> No.12415136

>>12411606

>> No.12415445

>>12411606
I had one, but don't know what food. I know because I had some pineapple-flavor beer and a while later had stomach pains. Even later, I took a shit, and there were this disgusting string stuck to my asshole after the shit which I pulled off with my fingers.
Supposedly there's an ingredient in raw pineapple that can kill tapeworms.
I probably have newer tapeworms though.

>> No.12415526

>>12415445
Eat more pineapple. Make your own pineapple juice from overripes. Go to war anon.

>> No.12416237

>>12414601
they usually make you sign a waiver

>> No.12416401

>>12416237
a waiver doesn't make you immune to a malpractice suit.
They have to have actually been doing something wrong, mind you. If it was a freak accident they aren't liable, but I if they were cutting dangerous corners you'd have a case.

>> No.12416427

>>12411904
W8. I may be retarded, but why then people sold tapeworm eggs? The next form is intramuscular cysts and you do not want that, period.
To get an adult worm you need to eat cysts, not eggs.
Where i am wrong?

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>>12412109
>smaller worms may be visible around the anus at night when they come out to lay eggs
That's not how it fucking works. Right?

>> No.12416576

>>12414469
urgent care is free anon

it turned out to be nothing though