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I bought a bottle of Secret Aardvark today on recommendation from you fucks and as I was removing the protective seal I put it up to my nose to smell the sauce and it flicked a drop of it right into my goddamn eye.

10/10 would buy again

>> No.12403743

made me laugh, thanks OP

>> No.12403749
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>> No.12404567

>>12403749
why did he do this...

>> No.12404761

>>12403749
ok but why tho?

every day i become more convinced that his channel is intentional and incomprehensible performance art

>> No.12404769

>>12403737
Do your research. 'Vark has a shitty bottle that can't possible "flick a drop" anywhere. It's thick and comes out in globs.

>> No.12404788

>>12403749
Every time I think I've seen the worst of this guy, and every time there's something that tops it.

>> No.12404898

>>12404567
>>12404761
he had pink eye and saw online that exposing your eyeballs to cayenne water can cure it.

>> No.12405455

>>12404769
reading comprehension 0/10

I was taking off the plastic seal and that's when it got me.

>> No.12405534

>>12405455
>I
>me
wew

>> No.12406349

this shit fucking slaps yo

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>>12403737
Serves you right, degenerate.