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Have you ever got coffee from a bikini barista?
What is the appeal?

>> No.12401106

The appeal is I'm a sad, lonely man who doesn't know the internet is crawling with naked women that I can look at for free so I convince myself that feeling the bikini lady's hand touching mine when she gives me change is like having sex.

>> No.12401110
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>>12401097
>>What is the appeal?
OP is confirmed gay yet again

>> No.12401123

>>12401110
if you aren’t going to have sex with her what is the appeal?

>> No.12401127

>>12401097
Id like to appeal her panties right off her if you know what I mean

>> No.12401135

>>12401097
I hear if you give her a big enough tip she'll suck your dick after work.

>> No.12401151
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12401151

>Why do people enjoy seeing sexually attractive people in real life?

>> No.12401294

>>12401097
Some girl I went to highschool with always posts about her job working at one of these coffee shops. They seem like something for sad lonely fags to go to.

>> No.12401295

>>12401097
losers are desperate to pay to be around hot woman. Very simple

>> No.12401301

>>12401123
>if you can’t have sex with everything what’s the point of attractiveness?

>> No.12401312

>>12401106
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12401314

>>12401127
hmm. a hint maybe?

>> No.12401323

Not gonna lie this one by me makes the best coffee in the area, i would go MORE often if they were dressed.

>> No.12401336

>>12401151
Sure, of course, but I'd prefer my coffee be made by a professional and not an undressed hussie.

>> No.12401337

>>12401323
That sucks that you don’t have any good coffee shops

>> No.12401357

Seattle's got a lot of slutty coffee shops like this. If everyone is a consensual adult, then I have no problem with it. My only experience in going to one was an accident. I was getting coffee for my mother in law and I and we were out of town and I pulled up to a coffee hut and was greeted by a pair of tassels and a g-string. My mother in law was howling with laughter at my red face. Worth it.

>> No.12401358

>>12401097
This just feel unhygienic.

>> No.12401367

>>12401357
Your mother in law is fckin chill

>> No.12401379

>>12401367
Yeah, she's pretty fun to be around.

>> No.12401380
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>>12401097
Nice to look at.

>> No.12401400

>>12401358
coffee isn’t coming into contact with their cooters man

>> No.12401413

>>12401294
You should tell her you have her address and that you're coming over to fuck

>> No.12401416

Is this a west coast thing or something? Never seen one.

Is the coffee priced average compared to other places? Or is it upcharged?

>> No.12401425

>US
>girls serve coffee while acting like slutty porn stars
>Japan
>cute girls serve coffee while acting like pure maiden maidos
Hmmm

>> No.12401431

>>12401425
>people from two different countries have cultural differences regarding to what they find attractive in women
Who'd have thunk

>> No.12401442

>>12401431
Except one is clearly better than the other.

>> No.12401445

>>12401379
Do you ever fuck her when the wife's not around?

>> No.12401446

>>12401416
Ehhh, I was an army brat and lived all over the US. I honestly didn't know about these kinds of places until I moved to Washington. Maybe it is just a west coast thing.

The coffee is your typical cafe menu with typical cafe prices. Americanos, lattes, muffins, etc anywhere in the $3-7 range depending on what you order. The girl that served me and my mother in law was very friendly and social and totally not shy about how exposed she was, which I rather respected her confidence for. She had a cool personality and nice perky tits.

>> No.12401448

>>12401442
But they don't get my dick hard.

>> No.12401449

>>12401442
Yeah the ones showing their titties, because that's all women are good for. There's nothing to gain from roasties pretending to be innocent maids, unless they give you a rim job under the table or something.

>> No.12401452

>>12401097
If i wanted a slut to make my coffee i’d phone your wife

>> No.12401453

>>12401445
Haha, no. Not into women that old. She was beautiful back in her younger days though. I'm sure my father in law had to hang on tight to her.

>> No.12401454

>>12401413
I'll tell her I want to fuck her while pouring scalding hot coffee on her hot body.

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>>12401425

>> No.12401467

May be just me but feels kinda unsanitary

>> No.12401475

>>12401467
Fabric can get all sorts of nasty shit in it without noticing. After she's washed up, you'll notice anything on that smooth, perfectly waxed skin. It should be mandatory for hot girls to serve food naked.

>> No.12401513

>>12401475
Because that totally won't ever be a bad idea. I mean, kitchens are totally the safest place for a naked person to be, right?

https://media.giphy.com/media/9d3Xlqo84JIac/giphy.gif

>> No.12401534

>>12401513
She's serving coffee dingus. I didn't say cook naked.

Also, thanks for showing us a clip from the video everyone has seen at least a dozen times.

>> No.12401542

>>12401534
You're welcome. Remember it the next time you get the bright idea of having naked people serve food that's hot.

>> No.12401556

>>12401513
That last shot makes my penis erect

>> No.12401560

>>12401336
Most people have shit taste when it comes to coffee. The bikini coffee can't be worse than Folgers.

>> No.12401562

>>12401513
Canadian PSAs are some of the most fucked up commercials in history.

>> No.12401573

>>12401097
Never.
>What is the appeal?
Crude displays of sexuality appeal to bugmen. The LGBTization of our culture has led to a equitable dialectic to a subset of heterosexual culture. Rather than a vehement opposition, it is a wanton embrace of the same anti-virtue displays that defile everything it comes into contact with. The sexual revolution was a mistake. Homosexuals were a mistake. Pornography was a mistake.

>> No.12401576

>>12401562
Post some more please.

>> No.12401586

>>12401576
They're not as graphic, but still really strange:

https://youtu.be/u_3dHmGtabo
https://youtu.be/vuiPl4P1wyg
https://youtu.be/G9hJK4fCq4U
https://youtu.be/SE4Rx8jDfjU
https://youtu.be/a4Ku6RGlJyk

>> No.12401593

>>12401576
Also, here's the source for the kitchen gif: https://youtu.be/kOk2Akqb3CI

>> No.12401596
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>>12401586
>>12401593
Thanks.
*smooches*

>> No.12401608

>>12401097
Yeah, the appeal is that its a drive thru spot with no line and the baristas actually in2 customer service and the coffee is the same price as anywhere else. Outfits are a plus but some of the girls aren't even that hot. There's like 2 that are legit.

>> No.12401613

>>12401416
I’m in Southern California near LA and I’ve never seen one

Must be a Washington specific thing

>> No.12401621

>>12401613
They're in NorCal.

>> No.12401631

>>12401621
That’s still closer to Washington, and everyone blames California for faggotry.

>> No.12401633

>>12401631
LA will never be as bad as San Fran haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.12401641

>>12401631
Why are you garbage at geography? Redding CA is exactly halfway between LA and Washington

>> No.12401923
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>>12401425
>t. fatass weeb

>> No.12401949

>>12401613
I've seen a couple here in Socal

>> No.12401973

>>12401949
San Diego here, never seen one.

>> No.12401985

>>12401949
Degenerate place.
Degenerate people.
Degenerate establishments.

>> No.12401989

>>12401949
Orange here. Never seen it either.

>> No.12401990

>>12401097
Fresh milk with your coffee.

>> No.12401995

>>12401973
Inland Empire. Near Temecula is where i saw one. The other i believe was in Fontana somewhere

>> No.12401999
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>>12401985

>> No.12402013

>>12401990
my ex girlfriend recently was "raped" and had an abortion though she did start to produce milk. she's still producing and I'm wondering what the best way to go about asking her for a bit might be. I've always wanted to try lady milk in my coffee.

>> No.12402042

>>12401989
>>12401973
In the same lot as the Motte Historical Car Museum the used to be a small shack that used to be a bikini coffee. Mind you this was years ago. It appears to have shut down

>> No.12402120

>>12401097
The appeal is that you are in a small canteen beach bar playing soft music, chugging cold beer under the shade after a soothing swim in the sea.
Everyone is in their bikinis/ swim trunks, chatting up, joking, laughing, laying carefree back on the cheap plastic chairs, pushing the front legs up and rocking for a while before settling back to take a sip from their cocktail.
Across the shade of the tent, a wet mutt, lightly panting on the warm sand, lazily observing you, raising an ear to the occasional high pitched giggle of some girl or the collective boisterous laugh of the guys before setting his head back to the ground.
You hear the soft patting of bare feet behind you, and turn again towards the bar to face her. Her tanned skin is gleaming wet here and there, light patches of sweat, her hair's hanging with thick tangles and painted with white brushstrokes of dried-out salt are lightly swept by the summer breeze
"Four beers?" she asks you smiling, there are no "good manners" and "etiquette" out here, people are simple, easygoing and genuine with no need of forced politeness display
"And a round of rum shots"
You pay up and walk back to the table with the bottle necks between your fingers on the one hand and cupping the shots with the other, your dog raises his head to greet you as you distribute the newly acquired alcohol to your welcoming mates. You rearrange your chair back under the moving shadow that the lowering noon sun keeps slowly pushing away from you and take your seat before raising your shot to a toast.
"To vacations!"
"Not bad for a first day lads"
"Cheers"
"Cheers!"
As you tilt your head back, right before feeling that familiar burn in your throat, you catch the girl on the green bikini glimpsing at you from her table and you smile to yourself, the warmth has now moved down to your stomach, but you are not sure it's still the rum.

>> No.12402461

>>12401596
wut from?

>> No.12402501

>>12401586
>>12401586
shit dude i’ve been looking for that boutique psa forever, thanks

my thing’s sound effects, here’s a t-rex
RRRAAAIGHGGNNH

>> No.12402636

>>12401631
you realize there's another entire state in between calfornia and washington, right?

confusednick.jpeg

>> No.12402643

>>12402013
0/10 bait
kys

>> No.12402657
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>>12402461

>> No.12402662

>>12402636
No there isn't.

>> No.12402699

>>12401475

okay but in all seriousness the posts about these girls being unhygienic are infuriating

what's to stop any other food service worker from wearing the same dirty uniform 4 days in a row, or not showering? when I worked in a grocery store deli I knew people who literally NEVER washed their aprons or did so only once a month. of course they touched them all the time and stored their food-handling gloves in them. plenty of accidentally touching cell phones or clothes then handling food; we all tried not to but some tried harder than others

food service is nowhere near as clean as you think. we had the highest possible health department rating in our city (Seattle)

>> No.12402708

>>12401573

you're forgetting one particular person who was also a mistake

>> No.12402713

>>12402699
I just don’t like getting the dudes pubes who she just jacked off in my coffee

>> No.12402721

>>12402713

you have got a point there

>> No.12402748

>>12401425
What are hostess clubs, weeb? Those women aren't getting paid to act like the virginal maidens you speak of, and there are over 70,000 hostess clubs in Japan.

>> No.12402813

>>12402657
lol thx anon!

>> No.12402834

>>12402657
I don't see any domestic abuse in the 3rd image?

>> No.12402842

>>12402834
Guy in the red soccer jersey center right.

>> No.12402865
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>>12401097

>> No.12402872

>>12402842
I wasn't aware hovering near a woman crying on her cell phone was abuse, maybe he's concerned or is letting her borrow his phone for an emergency. Nosy fucker you are.

>> No.12402889

>>12402872
Abuse comes in many different forms. From the silent but deadly nosying around, causing stress and anxiety, to physical, to murder and destruction of personal property.

>> No.12402895

>>12402662
I could of sworn oregon was a place but upon investigation you are completely right, wtf

>> No.12402904

whats the point if you cant fuck them

>> No.12402913

>>12402889
I mean you, you might be a nosy fucker if you assume that's abuse from a still picture. They should have made it more obvious. A man near an upset woman on a cell phone is not harassment and calling a hotline because of it is fucking harassment; this is why people make fun of the UK.

>> No.12402925

>>12401400
Yeah but cooters make tooters big guy

>> No.12402933

>>12402913
shut the fuck up sude, nobody cares about what you just spent a minute typing out.
the dude looks like he’s screaming at her and is about to slap the shit out of her, probably deservedly.

>> No.12402949

>>12401573
Are you being serious?

>> No.12402966
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>>12401097
why can’t we have nice things AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>12402933
>he’s screaming at her
I thought that was a mustache.
>nobody cares about what you just spent a minute typing out
Spend more time online and less time hunting and pecking.

>> No.12403308
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>>12401446
good read

>> No.12403567

>>12402501
lol I also tried to find that PSA for years because I only saw it once, by myself, at like 6:30 AM and was incredibly freaked out by it. It legitimately terrified 10 years old me.

>> No.12403648

>>12402120
Huh?

>> No.12403682

i went to couple in cali it was ok some of the girls look ok but socal one really better cause the asian coffee whores look really great

>> No.12403882

>>12402643
It's not b8 I'm being serious here. i have the chance to suckle milkies and I dont want to fuck it up

>> No.12403889

>>12401097
There was one in my city. Someone jumped tho the window and raped her.

>> No.12403913
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>>12402120
Great post hun! #EatPrayLove #Thailand #Vanlife #vegan #beach

>> No.12403937

>>12403913
God I'm glad I decided to stop traveling around a decade ago. Apparently you can't even to to fuck Mt Everest without dying while waiting in line these days.

>> No.12403963

>>12403937
Everest was always shit, and now people are facing its reckoning.

>> No.12403968

i just poo'd a whole walnut lol

>> No.12403974

if women didn't have pussies, they'd have bounties on their heads

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>>12403963
>Everest traffic jams
>people die
When you climb to altitudes where the body has to change operations, because it cannot survive there very long no matter what you do, going there as a novelty en masse does not make you very smart.

>> No.12404002

>>12403968
no way

>> No.12404022
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>>12401097

>> No.12404041
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>> No.12404050

>>12404041
hi r u single want 2 fuck

>> No.12404056

>>12404050
thats not the boomer meme, you dweeb

>> No.12404073

>>12402966
look at the head on that sheila

>> No.12404183

>>12401106
man that was deep anon you ok?

>> No.12404194

>>12404056
insult me more daddy

>> No.12404203

>>12401513
Did you just link to a gif... on an imageboard?

>> No.12404226

>>12404203
back to plebbit

>> No.12404234

>>12404226
>gets exposed
>r-reddit

>> No.12404236

>>12404226
オマエモナー

>> No.12404333

>>12401097
I would like to jump through that window and accidentally fall on her body, incidentally inserting my penee into her bajimbooni and repeatedly failing to retract my penerooni from her bajimbus while struggeling to retract my cocked slingshot out of her CCCCUNNNT BRAAAAPPPFFFTTTT SHITPOOPFT BRRRTFFFFTTTT

>> No.12404345

>>12404226
kek WHAT

>> No.12404478

>>12401097
no appeal prolly feces and semen everywhere

>> No.12404653

>>12401425
>he doesn't know

>> No.12404734

>>12401097
what’s more pathetic, dining at hooters or getting a coffee from one of these thot depots?

>> No.12404737

>>12404333
this board sucks ass

>> No.12404748

>>12404737
The mods need to give longer bans for blatant shitposting and invasion, and delete their posts so if they evade they don't feel like they're getting attention like a child.

>> No.12404764

instead of these drive through cucksheds they should have a topless coffee bar so you can look at their boobs while you sip

>> No.12405027

>>12401357
>I and we

>> No.12405036

>>12402708
Soros?

>> No.12405171

Incel Barista.

>> No.12405549

>>12401446
I dunno, I'm in California and I've never heard of this either. Sounds like the plot of a hentai.

>> No.12405581

Never been to a bikini barista coffee place. I got my haircut at a lingerie barber once. It was terrifying since I had no idea what it was.

>> No.12405608

>>12401400
If she isn't packing a scoop of expresso and boiling water into her cooter and queefing me out a macchiato then what's the point?

>> No.12405650

>literally the only place to get a coffee
directly between my house and my office
>Got shut down a few months ago for being part of a prostitution ring
I should have figured when it was cash only. Now I need to go two blocks out of the way if I want coffee on my way into work

>> No.12405770

>>12404734
The coffee shops are just hooters for zoomers.

>> No.12405776

>>12401995
The IE finally on the cutting edge

>> No.12405779

>>12401513
>fully clothed person gets fucked up in a kitchen
>HA THIS PROVES THAT BEING NAKED IN A KITCHEN IS BAD
are you in grade school or do you just have the mind of a child?

>> No.12405796

It's giving employment opportunities to women doing the only thing they are suitable for.

>> No.12406043

>>12402748
i think he was comparing coffee service. hostess clubs are lets get drunk with hot women but i prefer trap hostess clubs

>> No.12406893

>>12406043
I prefer that homos such as yourself get flayed alive.

>> No.12406908

Have sex: the thread