/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12391110]

Happy Memorial Day, /ck/!

[Anonymous No.12391119]

>>12391110
>saurkraut on a hot dog
You're not American.

[Anonymous No.12391134]

>>12391119
You're dumb.

[Anonymous No.12391144]

>>12391119
The original accompaniment for hot dogs was sauerkraut, still is the most popular topping in New York, and is popular in The Iron Range (real America).

[Anonymous No.12391158]

>>12391119
Lots of people like saurkraut on hotdogs. My mom eats hers like that.

I personally like big hunks of white onion, relish, yellow mustard and a few drops of habenero hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.12391172]

>>12391119
I get the feeling you're not American. The most popular hot dog toppings (after the age of 12 when it's ketchup) are mustard, sauerkraut, and relish. That's like the standard American hot dog. Anything else is just a regional variation or "specialty" thing.

[Anonymous No.12391181]

>>12391134
>>12391144
>>12391158
what

[Anonymous No.12391207]

>>12391172
Except the most popular toppings are chili, cheese, onions, and mustard.

[Anonymous No.12391227]

>>12391110
I'm at my parents house and we still haven't eaten yet. They always do this. It's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.12391238]

>>12391207
Mustard is a condiment. Onions and cheese are below sauerkraut. Chili means it isn't a hotdog anymore, that shit is a chilidog.
>chili
>relish
>sauerkraut
>onions
>cheese
>https://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/the-top-10-hot-dog-toppings-in-america/1281623518

[Anonymous No.12391246]

>>12391110
Thanks, am at work all day.

[Anonymous No.12391252]

>>12391238
No, mustard is a topping. All the rest of your statements are incorrect as well.

[Anonymous No.12391259]

>DO TRU MERRICANS PUT CABBAGE OR ONIONS ON THEIR SAUSAGE IN A BUN?
>DO TRU MERRICANS BURN THEIR PIECE OF COW ALL THE WAY THROUGH OR NOT?
When will gookmoot ban your culinary wasteland from this board already?

[Anonymous No.12391260]

>>12391110
>coleslaw
quality taste anon, all that's missing is some baked beans.

[Anonymous No.12391261]

>>12391252
>provides link
>no you
Is it time for another nap in the hug box?

[Anonymous No.12391264]

>>12391260
This nigga's eating beans!

[Anonymous No.12391271]

>>12391261
Resorting to ad hominem is the first sign that you've lost the argument. Thank you for playing!

[Anonymous No.12391272]

>>12391238
I don't know man, mustard and other condiments are still considered toppings.
>chili means it isn't a hotdog anymore
Wut?

However sauerkraut is a pretty popular topping. Look at any top ten list it's going to be on there. Just like you know mustard, ketchup, relish, chili and cheese are also going to be on the list.

[Anonymous No.12391279]

>>12391181
Filthy east coasters think they have the views for all Americans, nobody outside of shitholes on the east put sauerkraut on hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.12391287]

>>12391207
>chili, cheese
>anything else is just a regional variation or "specialty" thing
I'd put onions right after mustard, relish, and sauerkraut, but a chili cheese dog is a specialty dog, not a basic hot dog with basic toppings. I'd even argue that any dog with cheese on it is some kind of specialty dog; nobody puts cheese on a standard hot dog.

[Anonymous No.12391289]

WWII soldiers are rolling in their graves right now.

[Anonymous No.12391300]

>>12391289
Good, fuck em. Dumbshits who were too stupid to stay out of the military.

[Anonymous No.12391303]

>>12391279
>nobody outside of shitholes on the east put sauerkraut on hot dogs
Apparently except for the south and midwest. Thank god there isn't another region that thinks they're speaking for the rest of America.

[Anonymous No.12391310]

>>12391300

[Anonymous No.12391321]

>hamburger AND a hot dog
fats gonna fat.

[Anonymous No.12391330]

>>12391303
I lived in Oklahoma and Arkansas nobody did that shit there, same with Texas, Louisiana, or Nebraska.

Calicucks only put guac on their dogs, only east coast jews, polaks, and wops like yourself put sauerkraut on dogs, kys my man.

[Anonymous No.12391342]

>>12391330
all shit states that we would be better off without. good job

[Anonymous No.12391354]

>>12391342
Spoken like a true NY jew, go get eaten by rats you disgusting mutant

[Anonymous No.12391356]

>>12391289
Yeah, my grandpa fucking loved hot dogs (any sausage really) with sauerkraut and mustard, but I'm pretty sure that predated his time spent killing nazis in Germany. You realize that soldiers who spend time in other countries often grow an affection towards that country's food, right? That's literally how most cuisines were created.

[Anonymous No.12391358]

>>12391330
>guac on dogs
No we fucking don't what the hell. Hot dogs aren't that popular here but we usually do beans, cheese, or chili meat with the regular condiments. Sometimes relish.

[Anonymous No.12391365]

>>12391342
You would be fucked without Texas food and oil you stupid sauercuck bitch

[Anonymous No.12391368]

Ah yes, thinking about dead pigmerricans really warms the heart.
Inshalla brother!

[Anonymous No.12391372]

>>12391365
>texas
>mostly desert
>extolling oil in a day when alternative energies are slowly taking over
keep trying cletus

[Anonymous No.12391373]

>>12391110
Looks good anon too bad you didn't make your own at a comfy cookout.
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>>12391260
>>12391207
>>12391158
>>12391144
I like my dogs all these ways. Why is there a Dog Controversy?
Enjoy your days anons I'm about to tuck into a plate of my favorite vegetable.

[Anonymous No.12391378]

>>12391330
Shhhh, Texas will hear that you called them Southerners.
>I lived in some of of the worst places in the US
Winnebago?

[Anonymous No.12391380]

>>12391356
I feel sorry for the soldiers stationed in Africa, then.

[Anonymous No.12391384]

>>12391330

You shut your whore mouth, sauerkraut with a little salt and pepper is the GOAT topping on hot dogs, brats, and about every other type of sausage.

The Midwest has tons of German ancestry, by the way, so not sure why you think it's just an east coast thing.

[Anonymous No.12391393]

>>12391372

We aren’t talking about your imagined future stupid bitch. Oil built this country. Guess that’s what a NYU education gets you, though. Yanks are a fucking disgrace.

[Anonymous No.12391426]

>>12391384
It is though, most other states don’t eat the same useless jew and polak shit like you east coast mutants. Most peoples tastes have evolved from your holocaust lying meals you tricked people into thinking were good 80 years ago. But not in NY, you mutants are still that retarded.
>>12391372
>believing the alternative energy meme

Lmao, maybe in 50 years. Also, who do you thinks putting the money into alternative energy? Retarded mutants sucking nigger dicks so much he dropped his IQ to match them

[Anonymous No.12391455]

>>12391426
You're a toxic human being. You should remove yourself from the Internet and all other channels of communication as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.12391467]

>>12391455
Kys mutant, before you go take out as many mutants as possible

[Anonymous No.12391471]

>>12391455
He's just some edgy teen who thinks 4chan is nothing but running your mouth to people. Probably gets picked on at school. Sad.

[Anonymous No.12391480]

>>12391393
>>12391426
You realize that fossil fuel is finite, right? I can't help but imagine you people are all retarded christ fags who have some crazy theory about how god put everything on Earth for humans, and when it runs out it was all part of the plan and we'll all be raptured at that point. Religious people have such a sick and warped view of the world; it's antiquatedness would be cute if it weren't so dangerous. Then again, maybe you're just a drone and don't even have anything resembling a world view.

[Anonymous No.12391482]

>>12391279
You westies who discount the opinions of anyone not inside your little bubbles are the reason we got Trump so thank you

Sincerely, thank you.

[Anonymous No.12391493]

>>12391482
>we're jealous of you so we voted for trump
>trump doesn't give a shit about us, but at least you're mad that we voted against our collective interest
>lol, win!

[Anonymous No.12391509]

>>12391480
>>12391471
>lol you’re just a weak little kid who gets beat up! Religious nut too!


Imagine being this insecure and retarded. I could never go that low, so glad I was never an east coaster. You guys are the bottom of the barrel. Lys and your sauerkraut loving jew masters

[Anonymous No.12391512]

>>12391480
>Continues to dodge the point and completely changes the argument to religion

Keep grasping those straws soy boy, you know you’ve been beat.

[Anonymous No.12391522]

>>12391512
>changes the argument
You never had an argument; that's the point.

[Anonymous No.12391525]

>>12391522
>Noooo you’re wrong!

Keep crying bitch boy.

[Anonymous No.12391536]

>>12391509
>east coaster
Why do you keep repeating that when you're obviously just referring to the imaginary version of NYC you've constructed in your head? It's as though you think you're insulting someone (?), but anyone who's even visited the east coast knows you simply have no clue what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.12391557]

>>12391512
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>>12391525
>>12391536
>>12391480
>>12391426
>>12391393
>>12391384
this all started with an image of a goddamn hotdog

[Anonymous No.12391563]

Happy Memorial Day, anons. Take a minute today to reflect on the thousands of lives lost in battle and the families affected. God bless America and may she stop getting involved in endless stupid fucking wars.

Smoking some ribs on the Weber, what's everyone making?

[Anonymous No.12391565]

>>12391557
The libs started it like usual.

[Anonymous No.12391566]

>>12391557
Oh shit, I just looked back at the OP image and realized it was a retarded NE style bun. Those things can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.12391568]

>>12391557

Food is srs business for us Americans.

[Anonymous No.12391575]

>>12391110
Fuck, I wish I had friends and were at a cook outright now.

[Anonymous No.12391581]

>>12391568
Literally the very first thing I learned about Trump when he first announced his candidacy was that his favorite food was well done steak with ketchup. That's all I needed to know to know that I hated him and he would be a terrible president. I had no idea how bad things really were.

[Anonymous No.12391587]

>>12391575
But you'd have to go outside...?

[Anonymous No.12391601]

>>12391536
Says that guy that calls someone a religious nut if they even temporarily lived in the South, get fucked mutant. Go back to your shit hot dogs with sauerkraut and suck off your jew master

>>12391557
All I’m saying is sauerkraut on a dog is disgusting and if you eat those you are disgusting and should be abolished from the union.

[Anonymous No.12391613]

>>12391557
desu I legit thought OP wasn't American
I've only seen Europeans eat hotdogs

[Anonymous No.12391620]

>>12391613
hotdogs with saurkraut
I'm dumb if you can't tell

[Anonymous No.12391624]

>>12391601
>all i'm saying is that i'm a picky eater and want everyone to know and will insist on repeating the fact that everyone else is just pretending to like this extremely popular thing and i'm also retarded so i'll just blame it on the jews (who were killed by the krauts, but fuck any semblance of logic)

[Anonymous No.12391644]

>>12391624
>Manlet mutant thinks his nasty topping is the norm, gets btfo multiple times, tries to cope but just outs himself as an even bigger retard

You just made this the best memorial day ever, but still please kys my man, the world would be better off with one less mutant in it.

[Anonymous No.12391664]

>>12391613
>>12391620
If you want to see what a generic American hot dog looks like and not some regional variation just look at Costco. There's constant threads about them, and Costco has stores all around the world like Ikea, so you may have even been to one. Their hot dog is a loss leader and one of their most popular items. The condiments they offer are:
>ketchup
>mustard
>relish
>sauerkraut
>onions
That's what a giant corporation with millions of dollars put into research with stores in every part of the country has determined that people want.

[Anonymous No.12391671]

>>12391664
I'm American. I wait until July each year to eat hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.12391806]

>>12391356
I'm German and we don't put Sauerkraut on our Hotdogs.

[Anonymous No.12391856]

>>12391806
Nobody cares. Hotdogs are an American dish.

[Anonymous No.12391914]

>>12391119
My whole family puts kraut on dogs (with mustard) and we're American. I think you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about, ya goober.

[Anonymous No.12392055]

Stupid tornado. Thanks for reminding me guys, I have to pick up sauerkraut and some braut buns. Now I have to speedthaw some sausage in the sink.

[Anonymous No.12392128]

>>12392055
>speedthaw
Just thaw them in the refrigerator overnight yesterday

[Anonymous No.12392142]

>>12391119
Dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.12392146]

>>12392128
Forgot today was Memorial Day, ironically. Speedthawing doesn't hurt most things so long as you use cold water.

[Anonymous No.12392206]

>>12391480
>1980: We will run out of oil in 10 years
>1990: We've hit peak oil. Maybe 10-15 years left.
>2000: W-we are running low, also frakking is bad and we should stop!
>2010: Oil is bad! Stop it, global warming, frakking earthquakes, poisoned wells...
>2015: Here alternatives, take all these grants, subsidies, and government loans..
Finally those oilfags will get btfo'ed
>2019: I-its 2019 bigot, o-oil is a nonrenewable r-resource... you're gonna die poor a-any day now, C-cletus...

[Anonymous No.12392237]

>>12391110
Coleslaw goes on the dog, yankee swine.

[Anonymous No.12392260]

Seattle style is best style

[Anonymous No.12392284]

>>12392260
>Seattle
>looks like a pinworm infected asshole that just got a creampie
>with jalepenos
You guys are worse than Canadians.

[Anonymous No.12392290]

>>12392260
God you fags wish you were Portland. Kurt Cobain is dead, get over yourselves.

[Anonymous No.12392861]

Amazing how such a simple thread can turn into an utter shitshow here.

[Anonymous No.12392887]

>>12392861
Not really. Amerilards hate everyone equally including their own compatriots. Strange that is.

[Anonymous No.12392894]

>>12391119
Weird cause I thought everyone I had over was American. Guess a Wizard disappeared half a container of sauerkraut. Thanks for letting me know dumbass.

[Anonymous No.12392914]

>>12391373
How do you know anon didnt make this? What

[Anonymous No.12392917]

>>12392894
Wizard's love fermented and preserved goods.

I should know, I am one.

[Anonymous No.12392926]

>>12392917
I hate cheetahs so god damn much. Out of all the large cats they remind me the most of house cats, and those fuckers can eat a bullet.

[Anonymous No.12393212]

>>12391330
I was all on board to shit on Kraut cabbage until you had to had to open your pig ignorant fucking mouth you fucking piece of foul trash I will fucking kill you and rape your dog fuck you you fucking fuck.

[Anonymous No.12394116]

>>12391644
Nice try goyum they’re all under our control

[Anonymous No.12394129]

>>12392926
/an/ here. Cheetahs used to be house cats until we moved away from using rocks and wood as furniture and since they don't have retractable claws, you can imagine how scratched up and messy things got.

[Anonymous No.12394142]

got off keto to indulge on memorial day

[Anonymous No.12394147]

for dessert we had brownies topped with vanilla frosting and oreos

[Anonymous No.12394165]

>>12391172
The most popular toppings are ketchup and mustard. in the USA

[Anonymous No.12394182]

>>12394129
So you're saying that /an/ is an anti-house cat board? I think we could be allies. I love animals - all of them - but we've had a cat infestation as of late, and /ck/ has always been a dog board. We could really use a proper exterminator.

[Anonymous No.12394202]

>>12394182
There was like three threads the other day about killing house cats so yeah.

[Anonymous No.12394215]

>>12391303
You've got to be trolling, because literally every single hot dog place in California I've ever been to has offered sauerkraut as a topping. Every. Single. One.
People don't seem to get that California has fucking everything, from everywhere, because of the diversity. For example, 2 blocks from my house is a little shopping center that has an Arizona style Mexican place, an Iraqi restaurant, a Korean restaurant, a sushi restaurant, a Noah's Bagels, a locally owned burger and wing place, and a personal pizza place (like Blaze).
And if you go two more blocks down, there's a cheesesteak place, a poki place, a Persian restaurant, a Mongolian grill, and a taqueria. And if you walk across the street from there, there's a northern Indian restaurant, a Thai restaurant, an Izykaya, a shawarma shop, another sushi place, a tepanyaki place, and two generic "American " style restaurants. Then, another block down from that is a 24 hour diner, an IHOP, a hotdog place (which was featured on that Guy Feiri shitshow), another sushi place, and a another local burger place. And that's just in a one mile distance to the west of my house. I didn't even go to the 1 mile east of my house, which has just as much if not more.

[Anonymous No.12395273]

Made some tomahawks with yak burgers

[Anonymous No.12395282]

>>12395273
Yikity yak, don't talk back.