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/webm/ Anonymous Mon May 27 13:41:11 2019 No.12391081 [Reply] [Original]

no eggs edition

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 13:41:48 2019 No.12391084 No crabs edition

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 13:43:09 2019 No.12391090 >>12391084 also a good suggestion

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 13:43:13 2019 No.12391092 >>12391081 iPhonefag here. Can someone give a bried description of what's happening in this webum?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 13:43:39 2019 No.12391094 >>12391081 just COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKIN EGGS BITCH!

>>	None !aWK68o2HA2 Mon May 27 13:43:57 2019 No.12391096 File: 2.23 MB, 640x360, Food Advert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !!gB9mwtD+ha7 Mon May 27 13:46:29 2019 No.12391109 File: 2.23 MB, 640x360, Food Advert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 13:46:53 2019 No.12391114 File: 31 KB, 419x600, 1531553824822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12391096 you messed up big time, tripfag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 15:35:10 2019 No.12391639 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Goat Cheese Quiche with Caramelized Onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gonna try doing this soon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 16:32:01 2019 No.12391947 >>12391639 too gooey for a quiche, basically a pie at that point

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 16:34:13 2019 No.12391957 >>12391947 doesnt look very gooey to me

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 16:55:16 2019 No.12392071 File: 2.11 MB, 854x480, offthecuff2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 17:18:13 2019 No.12392179 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly the egg faggot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW DOES EGGS GET OUT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 17:19:27 2019 No.12392188 post new webms if you're going to spam webm threads >inb4 no u

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 17:27:13 2019 No.12392222 File: 3.00 MB, 853x480, 12350854358.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 17:29:01 2019 No.12392227 >>12392222 Imagine your fork hand shaking from malnutrition as you make a video.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 17:30:30 2019 No.12392231 >>12392222 Does he have a teeny tiny mouth?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 17:36:34 2019 No.12392254 >>12392188 i started the thread with oc and, ahem, no u

Anonymous Mon May 27 17:58:28 2019 No.12392367

>>12392179
It's to bad he died. His son left the business and became a faggot so there will be no more egg king stands. His stand has since been dismantled for new vendors to come in. So he has been out, but how does he get out of death?
Cherish his memory by this webm.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:04:14 2019 No.12392411 File: 1013 KB, 404x720, china pede.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do centipedes feel pain?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:05:10 2019 No.12392417 File: 2.11 MB, 272x360, Fish spasms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392411 does a beheaded fish feel pain? no.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:13:13 2019 No.12392447 File: 1.92 MB, 320x180, 16987543.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:15:36 2019 No.12392454 >>12392179 You had one job.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:16:49 2019 No.12392462 >>12392179 He doesn't. There is no eggscape.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:18:47 2019 No.12392474 >>12392071 that sauce looks like pond water with tadpolls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:18:55 2019 No.12392477 File: 18 KB, 92x74, cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392417 He's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:24:22 2019 No.12392511 >>12392179 This was eggsactly the webm I came looking for.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:33:09 2019 No.12392555 File: 1.53 MB, 640x360, 1578754345678.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:38:29 2019 No.12392579 >>12392511 Eggsellent taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 18:39:32 2019 No.12392589 >>12392579 Eggsactly

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:01:00 2019 No.12392674 >>12392579 >>12392589 Eggscellent replies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:18:05 2019 No.12392772 File: 1.80 MB, 1152x480, Bird.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:19:16 2019 No.12392782 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, Wiener.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:19:20 2019 No.12392784 File: 1.52 MB, 1024x576, 22455534.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392772 birb thread now

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:22:23 2019 No.12392799 File: 1.78 MB, 720x720, Japanese Bird.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:23:33 2019 No.12392804 File: 2.77 MB, 796x450, ck cooks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:24:50 2019 No.12392810 File: 2.91 MB, 600x336, Korean Egg Queen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12391081 refuse

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:25:43 2019 No.12392815 >>12392804 wow what an asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:26:37 2019 No.12392820 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Wok eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392810 At least post something people haven't seen a million fucking times.

Anonymous Mon May 27 19:28:14 2019 No.12392827
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>>12392820
>other webms have been posted hundreds of times and nobody says anything
>my web has been posted maybe 4-7 times
>post something else!!!!!
retard

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Mon May 27 19:29:32 2019 No.12392835 >>12392179 how many eggs does this guy need tho? we need to put a limit on high capacity egg showmen before they hurt someone

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:30:53 2019 No.12392840 >>12392827 >nobody says anything Nice history revision. There's a reason why it's a no eggs edition. That's because some retards keeps posting the egg fort guy in every damn webm thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:37:48 2019 No.12392863 >>12392840 eggs eggs eggs eggs that's all we need is eggs. They are glamorous and cheap, so versital. Why hate on eggs when you can channel your anger elsewhere. EGGS RULE THE WOURLD.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:40:08 2019 No.12392876 >>12392863 Eggs are pretty good, ok?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 19:46:06 2019 No.12392899 File: 2.81 MB, 500x280, hot chicks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392840 I can post whetever the fuck I want OP is a fag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 20:04:16 2019 No.12392981 File: 1.34 MB, 700x500, pressgurka.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392899 oy say it to my face pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 20:05:35 2019 No.12392983 >>12391092 they make spaghetti puttanesca but instead of pasta they use pig skin

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 20:10:31 2019 No.12393006 This thread is just eggcessive

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 20:12:16 2019 No.12393019 >>12393006 it is eggciting to have eggstravagance eggthread and OP is a egghead

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 23:05:04 2019 No.12393748 File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Costco Opening Its Own Chicken Farm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon May 27 23:16:43 2019 No.12393820

>>12392179
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 23:25:17 2019 No.12393862 >>12393820 pasta rasta boi

Anonymous Mon May 27 23:33:36 2019 No.12393894 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 23:38:15 2019 No.12393910 >>12393894 u ok m8?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 23:40:27 2019 No.12393920 >>12392447 What's the point of this?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 23:40:55 2019 No.12393923 File: 2.96 MB, 714x1104, Live Feed Gone Wrong.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 23:46:23 2019 No.12393941 File: 31 KB, 600x300, 11266b523c052e0d47613344412f3c89652dbafc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12393820 t.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 23:49:03 2019 No.12393949 >>12392447 Me at age 9: "I wonder what it will be like to be an adult?" Me at 30: watches a Big Mac be disassembled underwater at 11pm on a work night

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 23:55:58 2019 No.12393998 >>12392799 Not his feathers on top?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 00:29:42 2019 No.12394113 File: 963 KB, 640x800, 1558277789992.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 00:31:45 2019 No.12394118 File: 1.84 MB, 1280x720, japanese bird not giving a fug.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12393998 Probably not.

Anonymous Tue May 28 00:35:02 2019 No.12394126
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>>12393923
Perhaps getting a large, predatory animal that close to your face is a bad idea. Side note: they have tiny little barbs inside those cups. So if you're going to cry over something smaller than a kitten scratch, don't get it near delicate skin.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 00:39:56 2019 No.12394137 >>12394113 More tiddy monsters eating please

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:03:42 2019 No.12394389 >>12393923 Koreans really are the niggers of Asia. They feel no empathy to animals and are degenerate as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:05:10 2019 No.12394599 File: 2.02 MB, 576x1024, 10645788445.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue May 28 03:36:12 2019 No.12394670 [DELETED]

>>12393910
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>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:37:07 2019 No.12394675 >>12394670 u ok m8?

Anonymous Tue May 28 03:40:09 2019 No.12394688 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:44:48 2019 No.12394711 >>12394688 u ok m8?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:47:17 2019 No.12394724 >>12394599 lol, rip buddeh

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:56:56 2019 No.12394766 >>12392071 "that will be $58+tip sir" >>12392981 looks pretty tasty

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:59:50 2019 No.12394773 >>12392981 guys with long hair needs to be shot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:01:45 2019 No.12394781 >>12392447 Hang on a second. One meat patty sinks, the other one floats.

Anonymous Tue May 28 04:02:45 2019 No.12394783
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>>12392071
this reminds me, i have a littler cup of crab claw meat that I want to deep dry
anyone have a good recipe I should use? want me to try anything and post it to the next dickered cookalong?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:04:45 2019 No.12394791 >>12394783 I want you to make your own thread for whatever you end up trying.

Anonymous Tue May 28 04:26:46 2019 No.12394828

>>12394791
k daddy, i'll probably end up trying something similar to the Tennessee hot chicken recipe that some anon posted a day ago.
i like a little kick to my fish from time to time, and i think a spicey deep fry batter would be nice for me to have in my arsenal

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:40:14 2019 No.12394848 >>12392179 >Cutting on slate

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:41:16 2019 No.12394850 >>12394781 That should be all the info you need not to go eat there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:43:50 2019 No.12394856 >>12392815 You can't improve unless you know something's wrong. I wish people would be more honest in regards to my cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:46:43 2019 No.12394861 >>12394856 And I for one am sick of not being firmly rejected. It's hard to give up when a shred of hope remains.

Anonymous Tue May 28 04:52:51 2019 No.12394876

>>12394861
Sorry to hear that anon. Communication goes both ways, be more frank with the people you're trying to get into a relationship with and let's hope for the best. If they're not frank when you're asking them to be they're not worth the time you invest in them and you should move on. Godspeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:58:47 2019 No.12394882 >>12393923 >her face is so fake it's starting to come off.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 05:02:12 2019 No.12394890 >>12392899 This actually taste good

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 06:22:26 2019 No.12395071 >>12394711 >https://youtu.be/2EAYX7t3YM4

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 07:05:20 2019 No.12395136 >>12392804 >he doesn't have yellow fever

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 07:07:31 2019 No.12395140 >>12393748 >Americans need an infographic to explain how a company can start their own chicken far.

Anonymous Tue May 28 07:15:57 2019 No.12395154

>>12395140
You have to be very careful when explaining meat to Am*ricans, their carnist programming makes them get super butthurt and defensive unless you include cute cartoons and not use any trigger words that could be construed as expressing a negative or even neutral sentiment. If the segment had just said "industrial chicken farmers were abusing their monopoly position to supply substandard products at high prices" the carnists would have shat themselves with rage, not at the chicken farmers but at the people producing the video. Then expect an hour long rant about muh B12 and some woman who gave her infant vegan formula and how it died.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 07:26:20 2019 No.12395170 File: 2.88 MB, 854x480, Tacos al Pastor.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 08:11:23 2019 No.12395268 >>12393820 This is underrated kinda sad that because it was an anti-bane pasta it never took off.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 08:27:10 2019 No.12395304 >>12395154 Projecting vegan

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 08:33:36 2019 No.12395319 File: 2.57 MB, 640x424, snapdragon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:11:06 2019 No.12395404 File: 2.86 MB, 954x534, Onion Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:12:28 2019 No.12395410 File: 2.91 MB, 720x404, Lamb Ragu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:14:53 2019 No.12395423 File: 2.88 MB, 720x404, Lady Baltimore Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:37:55 2019 No.12395500 File: 2.83 MB, 960x540, Crispy Garlic Butter Parmesan Smashed Potatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:39:48 2019 No.12395511 File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, Gyoza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:41:00 2019 No.12395515 File: 2.81 MB, 540x540, Crispy Breaded Tofu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:42:24 2019 No.12395520 File: 2.87 MB, 720x404, Corn Tortillas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:42:40 2019 No.12395524 >>12392447 >this triggers the amerishart

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:43:37 2019 No.12395527 File: 2.86 MB, 518x518, Cinnamon Rolls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:46:11 2019 No.12395540 File: 2.91 MB, 640x640, Chili Lime Steak Tacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:55:08 2019 No.12395576 >>12395515 >burnt why

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:55:51 2019 No.12395582 >>12394599 >Michelin Star Restaurant

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:56:11 2019 No.12395583 File: 1.64 MB, 854x480, Bananas Foster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 10:28:41 2019 No.12395680 File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, Charred Corn and Chorizo Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 10:29:50 2019 No.12395685 File: 2.48 MB, 960x540, Raspberry Dutch Babies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 10:31:28 2019 No.12395697 File: 2.88 MB, 720x720, Lemon Butter Scallops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 10:32:38 2019 No.12395702 File: 2.84 MB, 700x392, Lemon Blackberry Cheesecake Bars.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 10:39:26 2019 No.12395730 File: 2.83 MB, 720x404, Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 10:41:20 2019 No.12395737 File: 2.92 MB, 480x480, Smoked Gouda Cheese Balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 10:55:53 2019 No.12395783 File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, Queso Blanco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 11:51:20 2019 No.12396009 >>12395524 obsessed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 11:52:54 2019 No.12396018 >>12392447 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 11:54:42 2019 No.12396027 >>12392411 Why do they blow up

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 12:07:16 2019 No.12396063 >>12396009 obese

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 12:11:25 2019 No.12396079 File: 2.92 MB, 540x540, Mushroom Mac and Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 12:12:35 2019 No.12396085 >>12393949 likes tweet :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 12:13:38 2019 No.12396090 File: 2.89 MB, 800x450, Hot Crab Dip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 12:16:15 2019 No.12396097 File: 2.88 MB, 350x350, Honey Crackles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 12:34:26 2019 No.12396173 File: 2.89 MB, 854x480, Crawfish Etouffe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 12:42:16 2019 No.12396216 File: 2.93 MB, 854x480, Beer and Cheddar Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 12:49:05 2019 No.12396244 >>12392367 >His son left the business and became a faggot what now?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:01:51 2019 No.12396301 >>12396027 hot oil in the glass

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:04:28 2019 No.12396309 File: 2.93 MB, 600x600, saltbae dios mio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12394773 >t. jealous hairlet

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:05:37 2019 No.12396311 >>12396244 it's over for their bloodline. came to a screeching halt when his son turned gay and left the business. His son is now a hair stylist, which that in itself is pretty gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:17:13 2019 No.12396357 >>12396311 proof?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:23:57 2019 No.12396380 >>12396357 I'm a local where they used to serve the eggs. I knew the guy and his son on a personal level because back then I used to go to the egg stand a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:25:12 2019 No.12396385 >>12396301 Oh I thought it was some type of alcohol for some reason

>>	None !!gB9mwtD+ha7 Tue May 28 13:33:32 2019 No.12396416 >>12396097 >Corn Flakes >not Cheerios >or even better … regular, large-sized Shredded Wheat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:56:05 2019 No.12396518 File: 2.94 MB, 500x280, Disgusting American Female Ruins Everything.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12394113 >needing that much force to cut your food women are retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:57:01 2019 No.12396522 >>12396380 >im local lmao ok

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:58:21 2019 No.12396530 File: 2.94 MB, 960x528, Onion Fritters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:59:17 2019 No.12396536 >>12396216 >hands are black unwatchable

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:03:13 2019 No.12396551 File: 2.92 MB, 700x392, Chicken Francaise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:04:19 2019 No.12396553 >>12396216 Seems good but it's unhygienic using black hands to cook food.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:07:12 2019 No.12396565 File: 2.83 MB, 540x540, Beef and Brocolli Stir-Fry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:08:54 2019 No.12396567 File: 2.91 MB, 540x540, Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:10:27 2019 No.12396576 File: 2.88 MB, 500x500, Hamburger Buns.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:15:18 2019 No.12396603 >>12392772 >and so i asked "bird what is your wisdom?" >and the bird said "fuck the Zhao" and so we went to war

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:19:49 2019 No.12396618 >>12396522 I've been living here for over 10 years, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:21:39 2019 No.12396622 >>12396618 >i've been living in a place and know about people in a webm, trust me guys, no one is full of shit on the internet (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:29:15 2019 No.12396651 >>12396622 >I think I know it all (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:30:31 2019 No.12396656 File: 2.86 MB, 700x700, Chocolate Rugelach.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:32:20 2019 No.12396662 File: 2.88 MB, 600x336, Chocolate Macarons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:37:23 2019 No.12396676 >>12396618 Where?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 14:46:54 2019 No.12396710 >>12395268 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3665324&pagenumber=1

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 15:36:38 2019 No.12396967 >>12396662 Why are people so autistic about macarons?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 15:37:29 2019 No.12396970 >>12396518 And then she went puking behind the first bush she could find

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:06:34 2019 No.12397127 >>12391947 not gooey, like at all. are you blind?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:10:08 2019 No.12397140 >>12394773 seething baldlet

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:11:10 2019 No.12397143 >>12396518 cool story incel

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:17:23 2019 No.12397161 File: 2.84 MB, 960x532, Foccacia with Onion and Tomato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:18:58 2019 No.12397170 >>12392411 god that fucking filter is the worst part of that webm

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:19:40 2019 No.12397174 File: 2.89 MB, 600x600, Steak au Poivre.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:20:09 2019 No.12397177 >>12392810 how do I get in without breaking all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:21:08 2019 No.12397181 >>12397140 He's jealous of long hair because he has no baldness?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:21:25 2019 No.12397183 File: 2.85 MB, 540x540, Jalapeño Popper Pigs in a Blanket.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:23:11 2019 No.12397193 File: 2.98 MB, 854x480, Fried Green Tomatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:24:37 2019 No.12397204 File: 2.89 MB, 854x480, Lobster Bisque.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:26:05 2019 No.12397219 File: 2.86 MB, 600x600, Bacon Beer Cheese Bread Boat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:31:23 2019 No.12397238 File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, the crabber.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12391084 CRABS?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:33:09 2019 No.12397246 File: 2.44 MB, 960x720, 1515080599950.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:34:25 2019 No.12397252 >>12397181 no, he is jelly because he is bald. It just sounds stupid to say "hairlet", "baldlet" is much more expressive. Why are you pretending to be more retarded than you already are?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:34:34 2019 No.12397253 File: 2.88 MB, 876x720, 1515660404486.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:35:46 2019 No.12397257 File: 1.02 MB, 480x480, 1536751167553.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:37:54 2019 No.12397265 File: 2.60 MB, 300x400, howtoeatcorn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12393923 lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:40:18 2019 No.12397275 File: 1.72 MB, 480x600, Sarang.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:40:42 2019 No.12397278 >>12397252 I think you need to lurk more, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:41:30 2019 No.12397281 File: 2.87 MB, 640x640, donut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:42:45 2019 No.12397286 File: 1.55 MB, 300x300, racoon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:43:09 2019 No.12397287 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, the crabber 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12397238

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:44:26 2019 No.12397296 File: 1.74 MB, 360x360, dog_vs_asparagus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:44:28 2019 No.12397297 >>12397286 Imagine his emotions that would feel crazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:44:54 2019 No.12397299 >>12397286 poor little dude :(

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:45:26 2019 No.12397305 File: 2.38 MB, 266x480, db38540c3b9810885f6d5ecacad5830f744a5fd0a7c4a5c47f3012541968658f.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:47:09 2019 No.12397319 File: 1.67 MB, 368x640, Check_OUT.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:47:21 2019 No.12397321 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, bird ball.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12397286 Similar confusion

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:47:50 2019 No.12397325 >>12397319 lmao what the fuck is that faggot wearing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:51:49 2019 No.12397344 >>12392179 FUUUUUUUUUUUCKIN BAAAAAAAASED ANNNNNND REDDDPIIIIIIIILLLLLLED

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:52:11 2019 No.12397347 >>12397252 >jelly summer is here already, FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:54:01 2019 No.12397359 >>12397286 >>12397296 >>12397321 Why are animals so retarded? Is pollution making them stupid?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:55:21 2019 No.12397365 File: 2.93 MB, 1080x1080, Oatmeal Cream Pies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue May 28 16:56:59 2019 No.12397370
File: 1.47 MB, 720x404, the planet of retards.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12397359
The first two are not retarded, raccoons always wash their food, the dog is probably afraid of messing up whatever bullshit the humans came up with this time because he has been scolded before
The birds are massive retards in general tho

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:58:33 2019 No.12397376 File: 2.92 MB, 670x670, Guinness Beef Stew with Herb Cheddar Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 17:01:43 2019 No.12397392 File: 2.85 MB, 460x460, Chicken Pot Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 17:10:20 2019 No.12397431 >>12395527 >white hands >sudden niBBa at the end

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 17:14:03 2019 No.12397443 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, chicken stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 17:17:31 2019 No.12397456 >>12393923 its almost like it didnt want to be eaten alive....

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 17:20:48 2019 No.12397466 >>12394781 one's covered in cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 17:21:45 2019 No.12397472 >>12397275 imagine being so vain its takes you 10 fucking minuets to eat a piece of sushi.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 17:33:26 2019 No.12397531 >>12397392 I don't understand why someone would make a chicken pot pie without a full crust.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 17:38:10 2019 No.12397560 >>12392511 >>12392579 >>12392589 >>12392674 I reggret reading these.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 17:50:24 2019 No.12397635 >>12396097 i thought the filename was "horny crackers" for a second

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 18:30:55 2019 No.12397856 >>12397431 bruh that's Al Roker, he's a national treasure. Don't use such slurs when reffering to him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 18:34:19 2019 No.12397873 File: 1.61 MB, 320x566, Parrot Magic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12397359 Some animals are more equal than others

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 18:35:18 2019 No.12397878 File: 1.67 MB, 640x640, Retarded Dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12397376 Beyond unwatchable, what the absolute fuck are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 18:57:44 2019 No.12397995 >>12397257 ahh, the LIRR

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 19:22:50 2019 No.12398113 >>12393949 Get run over by a car.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 19:32:26 2019 No.12398171 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, how to get a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 19:33:58 2019 No.12398175 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, how to open a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 19:58:41 2019 No.12398293 File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, Pav Bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:00:27 2019 No.12398304 File: 2.81 MB, 518x518, Chicken Cordon Bleu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:02:45 2019 No.12398318 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, lemon brown rice with garlic and thyme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:03:47 2019 No.12398329 >>12392222 I don't think I've ever seen so little calories put on a plate of that size before. It would be like arranging a full english on a satellite dish.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:05:23 2019 No.12398335 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Japancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:06:58 2019 No.12398343 File: 2.88 MB, 710x400, Martha's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:08:30 2019 No.12398352 >>12397286 What happened to all the butter?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:09:40 2019 No.12398361 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Cheesemaker's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:11:37 2019 No.12398378 >>12398113 u mad?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:11:42 2019 No.12398381 File: 2.96 MB, 1154x632, Braised Beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:13:16 2019 No.12398388 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, Lea & Perrins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:15:13 2019 No.12398401 File: 1.86 MB, 540x302, guide to pasta shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:16:44 2019 No.12398416 File: 2.92 MB, 426x426, weird desserts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:18:05 2019 No.12398422 File: 2.51 MB, 480x480, baking timelapse 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:25:07 2019 No.12398474 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, baking timelapse 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:26:46 2019 No.12398487 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, that'll be $120 plus tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:28:59 2019 No.12398500 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, light snack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:30:42 2019 No.12398511 File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, puff pastry shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:32:25 2019 No.12398522 File: 2.66 MB, 256x256, Vaginal Thanksgiving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:34:29 2019 No.12398530 File: 1.79 MB, 690x388, folded 30,000 times.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:39:23 2019 No.12398557 >>12392222 That will be $45.99, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:44:19 2019 No.12398591 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Homemade Oreos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:53:53 2019 No.12398653 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, BBQ rib sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:55:21 2019 No.12398660 >>12398591 Is that Claire's recipe?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:59:54 2019 No.12398691 >>12393923 I'm surprised it bit her though? I thought those things were poisonous?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:02:08 2019 No.12398709 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12398660 I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:02:36 2019 No.12398713 >>12395515 That looks pretty good. Shame about your inevitable breasts though

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:02:40 2019 No.12398714 >>12392981 Jesus christ, Favreau

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:02:46 2019 No.12398715 File: 198 KB, 450x297, squid-attacks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12398691 I don't think she would eat a squid that's poisonous. pic related is another squid bite btw.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:04:33 2019 No.12398723 >>12395685 That seems too easy to be true. I will try some day and post the messy failure

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:05:47 2019 No.12398732 >>12391109 >not the ja/ck/ version get out pleb

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:07:37 2019 No.12398741 >>12391639 this is a weird 'go'za

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:21:04 2019 No.12398823 >>12397265 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:33:51 2019 No.12398891 >>12397265 that didnt rip her hair off

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:56:18 2019 No.12399003 >>12397257 that's how you keep your immune system strong

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 22:12:35 2019 No.12399090 File: 2.80 MB, 480x360, 1544933755449.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 22:12:49 2019 No.12399093 >>12397238 could we use a similar machine when circumcising toddlers?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 22:15:37 2019 No.12399110 >>12396967 spongebob

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 22:19:52 2019 No.12399134 >>12398113 based

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 22:21:11 2019 No.12399145 >>12392799 I can't believe he finally stopped making spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 00:01:28 2019 No.12399601 >>12399093 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whU1oX3sOTk&t=4m58s

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 00:04:09 2019 No.12399609 >>12398732 How do I make my Scottish eggs yolk runny like that. mine always comes out overdone.

Anonymous Wed May 29 00:54:09 2019 No.12399792

>>12395170
>>12395404
>>12395410
>>12395423
etc etc.
Just wanted to say thanks for posting some useful cooking webms. I saved quite a few and plan on trying them out soon.
I think I'll start with the beef and broccoli and move into the more esoteric recipes from there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 03:33:54 2019 No.12399826 >>12399090 Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 03:50:57 2019 No.12399853 >>12397635 called naughty nat for a reason

Anonymous Wed May 29 05:31:59 2019 No.12400137

>>12394856
it depends on the person but typically, yes, you should be honest about that
however it all depends on how you say it.
if my mom cooks something for 2 hours and it's not that good then I'm not going to tell her it's horrible with a shit eating grin on my face

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 05:34:33 2019 No.12400145 >>12397177 you don't. the egg fort of korea belongs to the queen, and only the queen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 06:04:59 2019 No.12400195 >>12392411 >>12396301 >Hot oil fucking spraying all over your face and hands

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 06:10:03 2019 No.12400210 >>12400137 I thought a shit eating grin was a slightly embarrassed smile. So I just looked it up and apparently it can mean either a smug smile or a sheepish one. What a stupid expression.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 06:31:10 2019 No.12400266 >>12399792 No problem. I don't make the content, I just save the videos from reddit and re-encode them to cut the filesize. I try to only save the ones that look good. My favorite that I've made is the Guinness stew.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 06:55:59 2019 No.12400314 >>12400145 but how do I marry her if I can't get in?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 08:00:49 2019 No.12400448 >>12392179 Eggcellent!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 08:10:11 2019 No.12400469 >>12392179 No need to read the rest ofnthe thread. This is what I came for

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 09:49:19 2019 No.12400758 >>12398653 I fucking hate this. Everytime.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 11:25:26 2019 No.12401051 >>12397365 >butter >sugar >more sugar >salt >more butter >more sugar baking - what went so terribly wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 11:59:20 2019 No.12401182 >>12396018 Special, I believe

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 12:02:22 2019 No.12401198 >>12397560 what are you? A chicken!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 13:22:47 2019 No.12401471 >>12399826 XD

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 13:24:10 2019 No.12401476 >>12392417 Dont they say something about the muscles being stressed makes the meat worse?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 15:17:57 2019 No.12401873 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, saltbae goblino.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 15:56:13 2019 No.12401998 >>12393949 Hello fellow 11PM anon. You're not alone in that feel.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 16:09:57 2019 No.12402060 File: 27 KB, 348x351, 1344029917756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12393949

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 16:19:42 2019 No.12402093 >>12397257 jesus fucking christ females are fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 16:23:54 2019 No.12402110 >>12393949 Gross, this guy just reddit'd all over the place

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 16:27:20 2019 No.12402135 File: 48 KB, 249x184, 1516494855780.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12397873 birbies are great

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 16:28:47 2019 No.12402143 >>12398171 >tfw this guy will never let me sniff his feet

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 16:31:59 2019 No.12402155 File: 127 KB, 257x200, 1520125932339.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12393949

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 17:19:01 2019 No.12402364 File: 363 KB, 584x383, 1520962798961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12393949 wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 18:49:18 2019 No.12402794 >>12392411 Asians are not people.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 21:35:52 2019 No.12403656 File: 19 KB, 1000x600, product-573832edd9714-flatev.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12395520 lol why would I do all that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 00:44:06 2019 No.12404397 File: 1.96 MB, 554x310, 1502741198636.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 00:52:09 2019 No.12404418 >>12397281 I prefer the one where she's at a bakery and Ahmed's at the back just staring

Anonymous Thu May 30 02:39:37 2019 No.12404752
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>>12396662
If any of you have ever wanted to try these little things but can't find them anywhere you can think of near you, try a Kroger or food-specific grocery market. There's a Private Selection brand of 4 different flavors in one box that I've tried before. You can find these in the freezer section towards the end of the ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 02:50:38 2019 No.12404783 >>12404752 that's gay m8

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 04:11:02 2019 No.12404987 >>12404783 the qt's creamy white ass or the macaroons?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 06:33:04 2019 No.12405251 >>12397275 I need a girlfriend, if I don't get one by the time I hit the 30s I'm going to kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 07:24:18 2019 No.12405347 >>12405251 kys

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 07:26:56 2019 No.12405350 >>12404752 Who let the slavs have photoshop?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 08:29:00 2019 No.12405479 >>12391947 Are you confusing quiche for a fucking brick? That's perfectly acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 09:15:05 2019 No.12405600 >>12396518 Why do Jews always looks like their skin is just slightly the wrong size for them?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 09:33:24 2019 No.12405658 >>12402364 >>12402155 >>12402143 >>12402110 >>12402060 What did we miss?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 09:34:31 2019 No.12405665 Join our server to share cooking and ideas https://discord.gg/cvhfkpp

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 12:09:28 2019 No.12406073 >>12397325 Fag-cloths, are you blind?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 12:13:04 2019 No.12406083 >>12398335 >Pancake mix Wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 12:36:42 2019 No.12406147 >>12406083 It's just flour and leavening.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 13:55:31 2019 No.12406350 >>12397275 START EATING ALREADY YOU FUCKING PLASTIC PIECE OF SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 13:58:40 2019 No.12406359 File: 2.96 MB, 1350x570, burger king.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:32:37 2019 No.12406497 >>12400195 >>12396301 >Hot oil >In a wineglass

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:34:13 2019 No.12406503 >>12406497 How do you drink your hot oil, out of a mug like a savage?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:37:19 2019 No.12406517 >>12406497 Your issue is only a problem when they're putting a hot glass in cold water upside down. You have it reversed. It's bad to put cold water in a wine glasses that was freshly washed in hot water.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:40:57 2019 No.12406531 >>12398487 >taps the knife like a retard Why do "chefs" do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:45:11 2019 No.12406546 >>12392840 What's the egg fort? Someone post it, I wanna see if I've seen it before

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:48:28 2019 No.12406557 File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, eggfort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12406546

Anonymous Thu May 30 14:49:22 2019 No.12406560

>>12406531
Before I answer, I don't consider myself a professional or even very exceptional chef by any means. I've developed a habit of tapping the knife because when you finely cut or dice things they tend to stick to the knife, and tapping it knocks the excess off of it. While I realize it doesn't work for everything, when you cut into small pieces often enough, it becomes habitual to do it after cutting anything and I'd imagine many chefs in the field have developed a similar habit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:50:59 2019 No.12406566 >>12406560 Extending on this: I do it before cutting things too, to rid the knife of anything that I had previously chopped.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:52:36 2019 No.12406575 >>12406557 Never seen it. How do I get this for my FIFA 19 on Xbox?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:53:04 2019 No.12406579 >>12406560 I don't consider you a professional chef either, but I do consider you a complete and utter faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:53:06 2019 No.12406581 File: 689 KB, 640x360, 1544552647998.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12406566 >>12406560 Kind of makes sense, but I still dont like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:53:58 2019 No.12406585 >>12406557 >eggsthetics in '18 I'm scared bros.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 14:56:23 2019 No.12406598 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, barf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:03:10 2019 No.12406630 File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, skirt steak with mustard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:04:47 2019 No.12406638 >>12406581 >Kind of makes sense, No it doesn't. I've spent literally thousands of hours chopping food. I've never once tapped my knife on the board like a tryhard retard attempting to look skilled.

Anonymous Thu May 30 15:14:11 2019 No.12406676
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>>12406638
I mean I understand where he is coming from. Do I think its retarded? Absolutely. Do I want them to stop. Absolutely. But at least they gave me a reason I can understand.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:24:09 2019 No.12406712 File: 2.34 MB, 640x640, topping_these_chocolate_mousses_with_whipped_cream-ijebzkvqj9131.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:25:26 2019 No.12406719 File: 2.90 MB, 300x450, SilentAnxiousLice1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:26:41 2019 No.12406722 File: 2.89 MB, 300x450, SilentAnxiousLice2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:28:54 2019 No.12406732 >>12406719 wow, that food looks like it tastes bland

Anonymous Thu May 30 15:28:56 2019 No.12406733

>>12406638
You get so angry because you think it's about "looks" when in reality it's probably exactly how it was explained above. So what, you didn't form a habit doing it, others have. You only live once, don't exert your heart getting upset because some people bite their nails, some grind their teeth and some tap their knives.

Anonymous Thu May 30 15:29:34 2019 No.12406735
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>>12395410
>>12397392
>>12397443
>>12398709
Cooklet here, what kind of pots/pans are those? I'm looking to buy a pot that I can use for one-pot dishes. Is this enameled cast iron or what?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:29:39 2019 No.12406739 >>12391109 >non-j*ck version bless you sir

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:32:03 2019 No.12406755 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, typical german dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12406733 Exactly. I still think its fucking stupid, but who really gives a shit in the end?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:34:11 2019 No.12406765 >>12406735 Yea, those look like enameled cast iron dutch ovens.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:35:17 2019 No.12406773 >>12406735 dutch ovens, get one or you're not a cook

Anonymous Thu May 30 15:36:58 2019 No.12406784

>>12406735
Yeah, enameled cast iron. Look for Le Creuset and Staub for high end, or Lodge for affordable. I've been using a Lodge for years and it works fine. The higher end ones will have a thicker enamel (more chip resistant) and aren't made in China. The 7.5 quart Lodge I have was about $85, whereas a Le Creuset of equal size will run nearly $400. I'd go budget unless you've got a lot of disposable income. Also be careful with metal utensils regardless of brand, because you don't want to chip the enamel.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 15:41:26 2019 No.12406806 >>12406784 >>12406765 >>12406773 thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 16:41:01 2019 No.12407042 File: 64 KB, 872x685, 1553190876329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12406722

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 16:57:32 2019 No.12407099 >>12406806 >>12406735 Any brand recommendations for a eurofag? Buying Lodge would cost me more in shipping than the oven itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 17:02:20 2019 No.12407116 >>12392367 yes, but how did they get his body out of the stall?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 17:20:49 2019 No.12407183 >>12392411 What's up with her ultra sharp chin?

Anonymous Thu May 30 17:31:29 2019 No.12407213
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>>12406638
>tryhard retard attempting to look skilled
Jesus, maybe it's just a tic, or it's confirming your proprioception about where the edge of the blade is and not some elaborate planned behaviour for the sake of an audience.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 18:42:05 2019 No.12407433 >>12395783 Gonna try this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 18:47:27 2019 No.12407461 >>12405347 You first

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 18:52:00 2019 No.12407481 >>12407433 I've made it twice. Even better with some chorizo in it.

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