/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12390386]

What's that foodyou just know, deep in your heart, everybody is only pretending to enjoy?

[Anonymous No.12390402]

Kale.
Absolutely nobody likes kale.

[Anonymous No.12390406]

>>12390402
Who pretends to like kale though?

[Anonymous No.12390412]

>>12390386
Couscous.
It's just fuckin' dirt.

[Anonymous No.12390413]

>>12390406
yogathots and vegans

[Anonymous No.12390423]

Ortolan. It's literally just a way to say "fuck you" to an entire species. The fact that the bird is boiling hot and full of jagged bones and organs as you frantically eat it in one bite is enough of a description to make me want to vomit.
>>12390402
Also this. It smells like rotting garbage. Lacinato kale is OK tho.

[Anonymous No.12390425]

>>12390386
>soy: the image
beer is fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.12390430]

>>12390402
Kale chips with some sea salt are pretty good, but all other forms suck

[Anonymous No.12390436]

>>12390423
>The fact that the bird is boiling hot and full of jagged bones and organs as you frantically eat it in one bite is enough of a description to make me want to vomit.

[Anonymous No.12390441]

Sopa de macaco

[Anonymous No.12390442]

>>12390423
I'm convinced that ortolan actually tastes pretty wonderful, at least initially because of how its prepared
But every description of eating one is so obscenely pretentious that I think you're right. I don't think it's very good at all.

[Anonymous No.12390497]

>>12390402
We eat it

[Anonymous No.12390500]

>>12390436
>>12390442
Eating ortolan is literally eating shit since the bird isn't gutted

[Anonymous No.12390508]

>>12390500
You have eaten an enormous amount of shit in your life, it's not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.12390512]

kale is good if you cook it like negroes cook collard greens, with sugar and bacon

but yeah that kind of negates the health benefits

[Anonymous No.12390525]

>>12390402
its traditional european food, you fat yankee

[Anonymous No.12390528]

>>12390386
Nutella .
Nigger butter.
I refuse to believe anyone would eat more than a spoon of that absolute garbage.

[Anonymous No.12390530]

ripe avocados
the texture triggers my gag reflex instantly
If ANY other food had the texture of a ripe avocado, you'd rightly say it was rotten.

[Anonymous No.12390532]

>>12390525
so is rotten fish, that doesn't mean anybody actually enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.12390534]

>>12390402
Kale salad with a lemon vinaigrette is GOAT. It’s great raw or cooked tastelet.

>>12390412
It’s literally just pasta.

[Anonymous No.12390537]

Beer

[Anonymous No.12390540]

None. Believing that the entirety of people who consume a dish or beverage somehow conspire to pretend liking it while disliking it or what is more delusional, they all happen to coincide in their charade is a retarded cope by someone who is insecure about not fitting it because they don't like that dish or beverage.
tl;dr none, it's literal delusional manchildren cope

[Anonymous No.12390543]

>>12390532
Clearly some people do, seeing as it‘s still mass produced, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.12390545]

>>12390537
Not sure about that one, I feel like beer and coffee are tastes you have to get used to to appreciate. Although I'm still not a fan of stouts, it feels like drinking a loaf of bread.

[Anonymous No.12390548]

>>12390386
Also fucking Rucola or arugola or whatever the fuck Yankees call it.

[Anonymous No.12390552]

>>12390540
Thanks for your valuable advice, Dr. Kalestein.

[Anonymous No.12390557]

>>12390543
>i'm too stupid to know the topic of the thread

[Anonymous No.12390566]

>>12390557
My response is perfectly in line with the topic, my double digit IQ friend.

[Anonymous No.12390568]

>>12390430
Kale chips covered in nutritional yeast are like crack.
>>12390436
You OK anon? I love eating fish bones and small chicken bones, but they're usually big enough they don't splinter my gums and cool enough they don't scald.

[Anonymous No.12390570]

>>12390548
I love arugula though, it's got way more flavor than most greens

[Anonymous No.12390573]

>>12390540
>>12390540
>None. Believing that the entirety of people who consume a dish or beverage somehow conspire to pretend liking it while disliking it or what is more delusional, they all happen to coincide in their charade is a retarded cope by someone who is insecure about not fitting it because they don't like that dish or beverage.
>tl;dr none, it's literal delusional manchildren cope

[Anonymous No.12390583]

>>12390573
No one pretends to like those mud cookies man, they’re literally eaten because the people there are starving to death and in their desperation will do anything to quell the hunger pains and get the few meager calories offered by the vegetable shortening mixed into the “cookies”. The specific dirt they use was sometimes consumed in small amounts as an antacid and calcium supplement, but these people are so poor and desperate in the faminine that they’re doing anything they can to stay alive. And racists on 4chan mock them for it from their air-conditioned basements with freezers full of pizza rolls. Fuck you and fuck all racists, the world would be better off if you all just killed yourselves.

[Anonymous No.12390587]

>>12390583
And in 200 years it's going to have evolved into some bizarre delicacy and people will rave about them. These stupid things don't spring up out of nothing.
It's like how caviar used to be peasant food but its a treat now because of overfishing: it was never any fucking good

[Anonymous No.12390589]

>>12390386
Indian food

[Anonymous No.12390598]

>>12390552
>mention delusional coping manchildren
>trigger someone who posts le epic merchant memes
It checks out.

[Anonymous No.12390599]

>>12390589
Indian food is actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.12390607]

>>12390425
Beer is good, but “soy” has nothing to do with anything. That is just a meme that people who spend too much time in their moms basement keep bringing up.

[Anonymous No.12390615]

>>12390540
>look mom, I used big words and punctuation on the Internet!

[Anonymous No.12390739]

>>12390386
Beer is fine after you drink it a couple of times and get a taste for it.
>>12390402
Nobody over the age of 12 dislikes Kale.
>>12390412
Try skirlie and then complain about couscous being like dirt.
>>12390423
Probably correct, even if it tastes good the bone still shreds your mouth.

There's definitely unethical Asian food, i.e. live mice and donkey, that just tastes like shit and that people only eat because they're closet serial killers.

[Anonymous No.12390773]

>>12390386
christ imagine actually having the gall to say this to someone who just invited you over to their house and shared their beer with you

[Anonymous No.12390785]

>>12390386
black coffee
I mean, I drink it. I like the boost it gives me. The taste though, not that much.

[Anonymous No.12390791]

>>12390497
Oh, man. Fucking love that. Getting hungry watching it.
You can keep the pearl onions though.

[Anonymous No.12390804]

tofu

[Anonymous No.12390808]

>>12390739
Live donkey? That's pretty hardcore.

[Anonymous No.12390811]

>>12390425
Objection! That's not soy.

Your honor, beer contains multitudes more phytoestrogens than any soy product.
Additionally, those that we would all consider soyboys are also usually craft beer connoisseurs.

[Anonymous No.12390818]

>>12390785
I'm not gunna say I LIKE black coffee, but I infinitely prefer it over that sugar milkshake bullshit everybody turns their coffee into

[Anonymous No.12390844]

>>12390791
Yeah not sure why those were included in that pic, weird addition. I like pearl onions on their own but with boerenkool? That's taking it a bit too far.

[Anonymous No.12390856]

>>12390583
>the world would be better off if you all just killed yourselves.
how do you figure? Does the world need fewer taxpayers?

[Anonymous No.12390859]

>>12390583
Autism: The Post

[Anonymous No.12390877]

>>12390525
E*ros have no culture

[Anonymous No.12390895]

>>12390877

[Anonymous No.12390897]

>>12390540
>he's never pretended to like a dish to be polite to a host
sounds like you're a shitty guest
0/10 would not invite back

[Anonymous No.12390901]

>>12390818
>everybody

[Anonymous No.12390908]

>>12390402
Nobody really loves any healthy vegetables, you just have to make them tolerable

[Anonymous No.12390913]

>>12390811
>beer is soiboi now
Fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.12390916]

>>12390856
Racism is the foundation of nationalism and fascism, aka the enemies of mankind and freedom.

[Anonymous No.12390917]

>>12390908
>Nobody really loves any healthy vegetables
carrots

[Anonymous No.12390918]

>>12390587
You can say the same thing about lobsters - it used to be considered cruel and unusual punishment to serve them even to prisoners.
But caviar is delicious on a butter cracker, roe in general is eaten the world over, and lobster is delicious on its own or in lobster rolls, lobster pasta, lobster bisque, etc.

So you'd be wrong in saying something so stupid.
Tastes change and mature and so do the quality of ingredients and preparations.

[Anonymous No.12390922]

>>12390587
>caviar used to be peasant food
It never was.

[Anonymous No.12390924]

>>12390916
>Racism is telling 4chan they shouldn't be eating mud and pretending to like it

you're a special kind of indoctrinated

[Anonymous No.12390935]

>>12390917
How much carrot can you really eat? I enjoy the first few bites

[Anonymous No.12390957]

>>12390935
>How much carrot can you really eat? I enjoy the first few bites
I could probably eat a whole bag of baby carrots.

[Anonymous No.12390960]

>>12390583
They do like eating it though, it tastes good for them

[Anonymous No.12390963]

>>12390583
>hey did you guys know Haitians eat dirt?
>YOU CANT SAY THAT ITS RACIST REEEEEEEE
how is it racist to state a fact?

[Anonymous No.12391056]

>>12390877

[Anonymous No.12391060]

>>12390811
So you are telling me that my grandfather who drank beer for 60 years and had 5 children while working in a steel factory was somehow an effeminate s o i boy?

[Anonymous No.12391073]

>>12390963
Learn2read fucktard

[Anonymous No.12391088]

>>12390785
Got a minor objection for you here. If you're accompanying your coffee with a slice of cake or some other sweet snack, you definitely want it black. Having a sweet or milky coffee would spoil the cake and vice-versa. The residual sweetness of the cake is enough to carry the coffee.

Any other time though and it's a latte.

[Anonymous No.12391105]

>>12390785
if its a well made cup i dont think there are much better flavors out there for me. that slight hint of bitterness, that tiny bit of caramelization. (im a sociopath btw, apparently that matters when it comes to bitter beverages)

[Anonymous No.12391111]

>>12391073
>make a statement that wasn't even remotely racist
>>12390583
>REEEE YOU GUYS ARE ALL RACIST I HATE YOU ALL GO KILL YOURSELVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yeah I'm thinking you need to calm your tits a little bit

[Anonymous No.12391117]

Anything described as "earthy". It tastes like fucking potting soil.

[Anonymous No.12391138]

>>12390916
>Nationalism is the enemy of Freedom
/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12391159]

>>12390785
Speak for your child-palated self.

[Anonymous No.12391212]

>>12391159
>I'm such a big grown up I resort to insulting people I disagree with.
You're pretending so hard you've started to believe your own shit.

[Anonymous No.12391228]

>>12390924
Nice job completely missing what I’m saying on purpose.

[Anonymous No.12391242]

>>12391228
you have nothing to say
you saw a picture of a black person on 4chan and it instantly triggered you to regurgitate whatever leftist tirade your teacher went on last week

[Anonymous No.12391267]

>>12390497
i took a shit that looked similar to that

[Anonymous No.12391428]

>>12390386
Olives, especially black olives which are an inexplicably common pizza topping.

[Anonymous No.12391447]

>>12391428
>shrimp on pizza

[Anonymous No.12391485]

>>12390430
I had some kale chips before and they tasted like ass. It was hard not to puke eating one. Maybe I got the wrong brand but yikes.

[Anonymous No.12391487]

>>12391447
Oh, giant spider crabs, can you NOT tonight?! LOL!

[Anonymous No.12391497]

>>12391212
You basically accuse every black coffee drinker of being a liar who pretends to like it and then cry because you get "insulted" by being called out as the child-palated faggot you are. Can dish it but not take it lol.

[Anonymous No.12391503]

>>12390897
Nice reading comprehension, tard.

[Anonymous No.12391511]

Sushi, or at least what we have in the US. Maybe there's some mysticism to the real stuff in Japan, but there's just no way anyone eats a sushi roll over here and thinks it's remarkable.

[Anonymous No.12391543]

>>12390530
Sprinkle a little bit of salt, and a squeeze of lime.

[Anonymous No.12391547]

>>12390916
Racism is a natural and BIOLOGICAL phenomena, also known as in-group preference. And this will develop on any group of humans whose brains haven't been tampered with at an early age, and even then they'll still be "raycis" subconsciously.

There is nothing wrong with nationalism or fascism and there is no reason why loving your people or country or being proud of them both is something bad. You're the only enemy of freedom here telling others what they can't be or like and racism is closer to mankind than your retarded multiculti indoctrination.

If niggers are eating mud cookies is their own fault, every race started in the same conditions and had the same opportunities, and every race EXCEPT blacks made something for themselves. And when we came to africa they were still using paleolithic era technology. Is that wypipos fault? Is it wacism?

Japan was nuked, their country torn to shit, and a few decades later they are a world superpower.

Africa wasn't nuked and has the same access to WYPIPOS technology as the japs did, yet why are they still a shithole? Why can't they even learn proper agriculture? Rhodesia kicked wypipos out and suddenly they started starving. THEY CAN'T MANAGE NEOLITHIC AGRICULTURE WHILE EVERY OTHER RACE CAN.

You cuckolds want us to believe it's all because WYPIPO MADE BLACKPIPO PICK COTTON FOR SOME YEARS N SHIEEET?

Nah. Fuck you and I hope everyone that thinks like you gets the rope soon.

[Anonymous No.12391554]

>>12390386
Any type of Asian food

[Anonymous No.12391573]

>>12391547
>THEY CAN'T MANAGE NEOLITHIC AGRICULTURE WHILE EVERY OTHER RACE CAN.
Because that would require planning ahead more than 1 day. It's not their fault, their brains literally don't work that way. Consequences are not taking into consideration when thinking about action.

[Anonymous No.12391576]

>>12391547
For the love of God, please have sex, you incel freak.

[Anonymous No.12391578]

>>12391547
Not to mention blacks sold their own people into slavery. They only have themselves to blame.

[Anonymous No.12391584]

>>12391573
What can you expect from a place where ‘Africa Time’ is an actual thing where they are proud of being lazy and slow.

[Anonymous No.12391589]

>>12390497
me likey

[Anonymous No.12391593]

>>12390877
u are right, stay there

[Anonymous No.12391597]

>>12391584
I read a post about somebody who did humanitarian work in africa that described it.
not sure if anybody has it saved.
Like, you'd give them 2 days worth of food and they would eat it all at once.

There is no long-term thinking. Everything is all about what you want right now.
And you can't even be mad about it, because their brains are literally hardwired that way.

[Anonymous No.12391598]

>>12390528
My nigga

Nutella is shit tier.

[Anonymous No.12391599]

>>12391547
b&r

[Anonymous No.12391603]

>>12391573
I know, but then why blame fucking "racism"? That's fucking retarded and mind-poison. Get a fucking grip. That's my point. Niggers should be fucking extinct as Darwin himself predicted. But no, they are used as a biological weapon to destroy white countries.
>>12391576
Bend over
>>12391578
That and most slave sellers were jewish. It went like nigger sells captured niggers from enemy tribes to jew merchants, and jew merchants sell them to whites. But somehow it's ALL white peoples fault. While also somehow the arabs having enslaved blacks for way more time than whites and having used them for every kind of depravity. But dude, wypipo bad.

[Anonymous No.12391609]

>>12390423
>”I bring my molars down and through my bird’s rib cage with a wet crunch and am rewarded with a scalding hot rush of burning fat and guts down my throat. Rarely have pain and delight combined so well. I’m giddily uncomfortable, breathing in short, controlled gasps as I continue slowly – ever so slowly – to chew. With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. As I swallow, I draw in the head and beak, which, until now, have been hanging from my lips, and blithely crush the skull.”

[Anonymous No.12391617]

>>12391547
Goodness, can you imagine posting something so obviously pseudoscientific and moronic. This is the type of shit 14 year olds think after freshman biology. Like come on.
You're not smart or enlightened just because your opinion is contrarian and seems to have a logical basis (it's axiomatically false and logically a massive oversimplification of the sociocultural forces at work), all you are is a simpleton. It's like watching NJ Wildberger argue that the real numbers are ill defined - his arguments are woefully heuristic and based on rotten assumptions.
Please educate yourself on a board full of smart people like /sci/.

[Anonymous No.12391618]

>>12391573
>>12391597
I think it was about how certain african languages have no word for "tommorrow"
it's simply a concept that doesn't exist.

somebody find it

[Anonymous No.12391627]

>>12391609
Sounds kinda fun!

[Anonymous No.12391643]

>>12391603
>Bend over
I'm not a homosexual and if I were one the last person I'd be with is a race obsessed sperg like you.

[Anonymous No.12391645]

>>12391617
Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.12391646]

>>12390386
Bacon. I'm not joking. It's trash tier meat that's only really good as an ingredient in certain recipes.

[Anonymous No.12391650]

>>12390918
>But caviar is delicious on a butter cracker, roe in general is eaten the world over
Roe is eaten because it's effectively tasteless, adds color, and is easy protein.
Nobody eats caviar and thinks MMHMMM I WANT A BIG BOWL OF THIS because it tastes like swampy nutsack. Why do you think there's such ornate insane ritual around it? It's to distract you from the fact it's ass.

[Anonymous No.12391653]

>>12391617
kek imagine being this brainwashed and delusional.

[Anonymous No.12391656]

>>12391643
seek fuck

[Anonymous No.12391667]

>>12391617
>obviously pseudoscientific and moronic
Refute it.
>it's axiomatically false and logically a massive oversimplification of the sociocultural forces at work
Culture stems from humans, blacks were isolated as every other race was at some point. Therefore they are accountable for their "sociocultural forces at work".

Somehow every other race was fine with their "sociocultural forces at work", but blacks were stuck in the paleolithic.

I won't bother with your childish namecalling, it shows just how lacking your argument is.

>>12391643
If you replied "For the love of God, please have sex, you incel freak." unironically you are definitely homosexual or effeminate and have a serious hormonal imbalance.

[Anonymous No.12391682]

Found it.
A really interesting read if you'd like to understand why african's don't just farm.
They literally have no word for the future.

https://www.amren.com/news/2017/10/morality-racial-differences/

[Anonymous No.12391710]

>>12391617
>Please educate yourself on a board full of smart people like /sci/.

[Anonymous No.12391716]

>>12391667
We just don't want more of your kind shooting up schools.

PS: Have sex.

[Anonymous No.12391719]

>>12391716
Stop me.

PS: Bend over.

[Anonymous No.12391758]

>>12390935
I regularly eat whole large carrots, occasionally dipping them in kosher salt or tajin. I go through at least a 2lb bag a week.

[Anonymous No.12391789]

Why would Africans farm when they don't even have water lmao

[Anonymous No.12391791]

roe/caviar, tripe, foie gras/ortolan,snails, camembert/roquefort/muenster = all that french shit tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGTIs9fvkUA
sushi I can take or leave but still overrated. never liked liver either from young age.
grim

[None !2Code3TV3M No.12391796]

hot sauces
I dont mean sauces that are a little spicy, I mean those tongue numbing bad time experiences that people force into wing nights every week with the bros
it's just a dick measuring competition, I'm actually confused that I havent seen any mentions of hot sauces in this thread.

[Anonymous No.12391801]

>>12390573
>people actually fucking eat that shit
this is literally why we need the fucking wall

[Anonymous No.12391807]

>>12391801
Those clay cakes are for pregnant women. If you ever had sex, you'd know pregnant women crave eating dirt and random shit no matter what race.

[Anonymous No.12391808]

>>12390599
why in the name of FUCK do pooloos eat like this?

[Anonymous No.12391810]

>>12391796
There's actually a lot of taste hiding behind the heat. Usually, some hotsauces really are just mace in a bottle.

[Anonymous No.12391816]

>>12391801
Kek

[Anonymous No.12391820]

>>12390599
>use sweat if you're out of salt
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK INDIA

[Anonymous No.12391831]

>>12391807
its a medical condition called "pika"
usually caused by some kind of mineral deficiency
Some women crave eating chalk, the thought is that it replaces the calcium in the mothers bones that is being consumed as the baby's bones are forming, and as she's producing milk

[Anonymous No.12391842]

>>12391808
because they advanced past africa by creating actual civilization, but similarly just kind of stopped at that point.
Also they're all unbelievably poor from thousands of years of infighting, monsoons, disease, and a completely retarded social system, so silverware is precious. It's not uncommon for you to just dump food on the ground and eat it right there in India, they don't even use plates.
Have you not seen the gazillion street food vendors dumping curry into literal newspaper?

[Anonymous No.12391848]

>>12390785
Though I do like black coffee, I must say it is very common and incredibly easy to make a foul tasting coffee, which I think is the main reason for the popularity of masking the taste with milk and sugar. A lot of the popular coffee brands suck, and instant just isn't it.

[Anonymous No.12391864]

>>12391842
>because they advanced past africa by creating actual civilization, but similarly just kind of stopped at that point.
You mean indoeuropeans did. And yeah, it stopped when the caste system fell and indoeuropeans and native indians mixed.

>literally shitting on the floor

[Anonymous No.12391933]

>>12391497
>is throwing a massive tantrum over nothing
>blames other of being angry
Stop trying to fooling anyone, dr. projection. That ridiculous anger you're displaying is only typical of somebody who hates having his nonsense revealed.
Relax, don't be so afraid to admit you're only drinking it because you so badly want to seem like a bigger man than you actually are. Your behavior says it all.

[Anonymous No.12392009]

well you guys sure shit up this thread replying to weak bait

[Anonymous No.12392047]

>>12391933
>waaaah wahh I'm a sugar loving manchild coffee twoo stwong for me bring me sugar and stop liking coffee

[Anonymous No.12392245]

>>12392047
>upgrades to nuclear tantrum
>thinks he finally looks mature now
you really live in your own little world don't you?

[Anonymous No.12392288]

>>12390583
>the world would be better off if you all just killed yourselves.
Ok, but the world would be objectively better off if dirt cookie eaters were the ones who killed themselves/got genocided instead of fat incels like me who gorge themselves on pizza pockets.

[Anonymous No.12392298]

>>12390386
licorice

[Anonymous No.12392381]

Beets. They taste like soil. I refuse to believe anyone likes beets.

[Anonymous No.12392435]

>>12392381
I liked sweet pickled beets with beer for awhile, but I ate so many the thought turns my stomach now.

[Anonymous No.12392439]

>>12392381
Have you tried washing the dirt off?

[Anonymous No.12392461]

Racists can’t cook for shit and that’s a fact

[Anonymous No.12392476]

>>12391667
The type of kid to say he raped you in a video game

[Anonymous No.12392478]

>>12391060
It's almost like phytoestrogens don't turn you into soiman

[Anonymous No.12392563]

>>12391609
Tbh this whole book was masturbatory. No surprise when he killed himself over peddling third world children to the elites using his food shows as a front.

[Anonymous No.12392583]

>>12390908
Fatty

[Anonymous No.12392594]

>>12390386
bacon cooked in a cast iron, total meme.

[Anonymous No.12392615]

>>12392298
Can agree. Licorice tastes like disgusting perfume.

[Anonymous No.12392621]

>>12390917
Carrots are nice when mixed into stews or salads. But they fucking suck by themselves, even roasted or baked. Everyone likes baked potatoes and roasted corn, but those aren't exactly "healthy" in the way you're describing healthy.

[Anonymous No.12392644]

>>12391682
this, read it a while ago

[Anonymous No.12392652]

>>12391758
>>12392621
whole carrots are based snacks, also roasted/pan fried to get a little bit of char but still have some bite is one of the best sides to meat dishes imo

[Anonymous No.12392656]

>>12392461
>nazi Germany was racist
>nazi Germany had cooking
>nazi Germany is not racist

[Anonymous No.12392693]

>>12390402
I put it in sandwiches

[Anonymous No.12392730]

>>12392476
>the type of person to write an article about being raped in a videogame

[Anonymous No.12392961]

>>12391547
fucking based.

[Anonymous No.12392969]

>>12391617
Cringe...

[Anonymous No.12392991]

>>12391609
So glad he's dead.

[Anonymous No.12393100]

>>12390402
Goes great chopped up, fried up, and throw into scrambled eggs.
>>12390412
>>12390540
Fags
>>12390528
>>12390530
Meme foods can't be judged properly.
>>12390589
>>12391428
Not a bad suggestion
>>12390739
>>12390785
A sophisticated response
>>12391547
An ironically sophisticated response

>>12390386
IPA's, Coffee Stouts, obscure bacon-wrapped things

[Anonymous No.12393183]

>>12391060
Not necessarily just saying that hating beer is not a soy opinion.

Also possibly pic related.

[Anonymous No.12393505]

>>12392381
They say that beet dirt flavor might be genetic.

[Anonymous No.12393512]

>>12392621
Steamed carrots are delicious. Especially if you mix them with a little butter and salt. They don't need it, but everything is better with butter.

[Anonymous No.12393528]

>>12390413
Nah, I'm a chubby alcoholic burger that hates vocal vegans and I love kale.

[Anonymous No.12393546]

>>12391609
>jew says whites going extinct is the fina-- only solution
>kills himself
Maybe Jews are white after all.

[Anonymous No.12393548]

>>12393100
Nah you're just a contrarian cunt. I can tell

[Anonymous No.12393549]

>>12390607
If you're offended by the soy meme, it probably struck a nerve, and why it continues to exist. I have black frame glasses and a beard, but I don't prolapse my rectum over it, maybe because I'm nothing like the soiboi caricature aside from that.

[Anonymous No.12393558]

>>12390386
>What's that foodyou just know, deep in your heart, everybody is only pretending to enjoy?
I try not to talk to anyone who uses "IPA" or "Aioli" seriously anymore. They're disheveled bullshit marketing terms now when they used to mean something

Now IPA is slang for hipster microbrew
Aioli is literally some shit mixed with mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.12393559]

>>12390512
>sugar
White southron here, do nigs and copycat yanks actually do this to greens?

[Anonymous No.12393570]

>>12393559
nig sud'ner here. Never heard of using sugar with collard greens. Also, never really put bacon in it. Just eat it on its own with rice and a lil' salt. I had it for breakfast today desu.

[Anonymous No.12393577]

>>12390386
>I haven't even made it to the concrete operational stage

[Anonymous No.12393586]

>>12391511
Just gotta find someone good at it.
I found a hole in the wall sushi joint in an industrial park run by an old ass Korean dude that had trained in Japan, and it was really good.
Word must've gotten out, because he has a nice location in a hipster town now. Ironically, the food isn't as good as it used to be. Worst of all, it's not a tiny five seat bar where you can watch him prepare and get free stuff for being a regular and repay him with a fat tip in his tiny tip bowl.
Oh fuck, maybe I am the meta hipster.

[Anonymous No.12393588]

>>12390583
>>12390583
>And racists on 4chan mock them for it from their air-conditioned basements with freezers full of pizza rolls. Fuck you and fuck all racists, the world would be better off if you all just killed yourselves.
Brave words.
Name a single thing haiti has contributed to the world.

[Anonymous No.12393591]

Kombucha, cold brew coffee and sushi. They're awful, awful and bland, in that order.

[Anonymous No.12393594]

>>12390412
Misery sand

[Anonymous No.12393596]

>>12393558
While IPAs have become over-saturated to the point of memery, you are dead wrong about "IPA == microbrew", it still means high ABV, high IBU, and a particular style of hop, brewed in the ale method as opposed to the lager method. Please feel free to show me someone brewing an IPA using the lager method, or with a lower ABV/IPU, or correct yourself.

Not a clue what "Aioli" is, I thought that had to do with garlic sauce or something.

[Anonymous No.12393600]

>>12393588
Name a single thing you have contributed to the world faggot.

[Anonymous No.12393601]

>>12392298
I can't believe that well-meaning parents allow their children to eat such sugary garbage.

[Anonymous No.12393604]

>>12393591
>dude trust me this one is sweet
>tastes like fermented horse piss and rotten fruit

every kombucha ever

[Anonymous No.12393609]

>>12393604
i used to hate it, but got used to it after like 2 bottles. Now I like it. I'm particularly fond of blueberry and mango kombuchas.

[Anonymous No.12393611]

>>12393600
I made some photoshops people liked and respost to this day, now answer my question.
Surely Haiti has contributed more to the planet as a nation than a single shitposter?

[Anonymous No.12393614]

>>12393600
didn't answer his question

[Anonymous No.12393615]

>>12393600
He made some redditourist mad as fuck. Mildly admirable.

[Anonymous No.12393620]

>>12393591
sushi is tasty. Americanized rolls suck ass though. I always just get all you can eat and then just order regular fish sushi, or alternatively i sometimes get sashimi instead. If you think sushi is bland, then you are on the wrong board.

[Anonymous No.12393622]

>>12393588
Triggering some fat fuck incel by its mere existence

[Anonymous No.12393627]

>>12393183
I know stonetoss is controversial, for good reason, but old /v/ actually used to make that comparison all the time.

[Anonymous No.12393640]

>>12393622
He didn't sound very upset. Not that I have anything against Haitians in Haiti, but you may be projecting.

[Anonymous No.12393645]

>>12393620
sorry to break it to you, friend, but japanese food, especially sushi and sashimi, is just bland

[Anonymous No.12393652]

>>12393611
Yeah, those shops beat out Wyclef's grammy.

>>12393614
Because he's a nothing person using the accomplishments of other people to justify his dumbass worldview.

[Anonymous No.12393668]

>>12391609
what the fuck is wrong with rich people
can we just kill them already?

[Anonymous No.12393671]

>>12393640
>i-i-im not m-mad y-you a-are!!!

Yikes

[Anonymous No.12393677]

>>12393652
>Yeah, those shops beat out Wyclef's grammy.
>A single shitposter rivals all of haiti's contributions to that planet as a nation which is an irrelevant rapper no one has heard of and you spent 10 minutes googling to find
Fuck, I got rekt I guess I'll go have sex now

[Anonymous No.12393681]

>>12393671
I can recall a time when "No U" was a joking response, not an argument made in earnest.

[Anonymous No.12393686]

>>12393677
the only song he ever did that was important was on the south park chef aid album

[Anonymous No.12393701]

>>12393645
but this is factually incorrect. You likely just have the palate of a child. Learn to perceive nuance in the things you eat, and become more worldly. No one stands to benefit but you.

[Anonymous No.12393708]

>>12390386
Alcohol

[Anonymous No.12393750]

Tofu, desu.

At its best, it's bland as fuck; but usually, it's just this chewy, chalky substance that gives your mouth weird vibes (like you're chewing on fat). Don't get me wrong: I generally like meat substitutes, but there's better alternatives than tofu.

I'll only eat tofu if it's in something like miso.

[Anonymous No.12393819]

>>12390918
>You can say the same thing about lobsters - it used to be considered cruel and unusual punishment to serve them even to prisoners
This fucking reddit meme needs to die. Lobster tastes completely different when it's not fresh (there's a reason they're fucking kept alive in restaurants and fish markets). Not only that, it was cooked in a completely different way that meant the finished product was tough and had shell fragments, and this was if you were eating it in a coastal area. Otherwise, you ate that shit in the early days of canning and it was fucking awful. The concept of Lobster as a delicacy is a little silly when you just look at their abundance, but not when you look at the cost required to transport them alive.

[Anonymous No.12393836]

>>12390916
all commies must die.

[Anonymous No.12393858]

OP’s mom’s ass.

[Anonymous No.12393908]

>>12393819
>This fucking reddit meme needs to die.
Stopped reading there. Go back and tell THEM, fag.

[Anonymous No.12393909]

>>12393858
wrong, I thoroughly enjoy it

[Anonymous No.12393914]

>>12390917
If carrots arent stewed the texture ruins any enjoyment to be had. Carrott cake is also ok.

[Anonymous No.12393927]

>>12391511
You have been eating shitty sushi.

[Anonymous No.12393970]

>>12390402
I one time had kale chips my boss brought to work and they had been soaked in bone broth and then fried and they were honest to god not bad, they weren’t amazing but I was shocked they actually tasted decent. You are correct though kale is 99.99% of the time terrible garbage and .01% of the time edible.

[Anonymous No.12393982]

>>12393701
Subtlety and nuance belong on the page, not the plate. When it's on the plate it's called "blandness."

[Anonymous No.12394007]

>>12390583
Lol bootyblasted nigger

[Anonymous No.12394027]

>>12390441
Nostalgia uma delicia

[Anonymous No.12394048]

>>12390587
I like roe and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.12394053]

>>12390386
Why does my mother not love me?

[Anonymous No.12394068]

>>12391547
Wow you're one hell of an obnoxious cuck. I wish I could abduct you and send you through reverse Michael Jackson surgery just to see you live as a darkie.

[Anonymous No.12394076]

>>12393908
No you didn’t.

[Anonymous No.12394128]

>>12390386
The obnoxiously spicy foods. There is not a single person alive who can honestly say they like the taste of something that literally has no taste and aren't eating the "Dude 420 million scoville blaze it hot wings" for anything other than bragging rights and the endorphin rush.
Same with any high priced liquor, after a certain point there is no discernable difference in taste and it is purely a status symbol thing. There is no way anyone can tell the difference between a $2,000 bottle of wine and a $20,000 bottle of wine.

[Anonymous No.12394139]

>>12390413
>>12393528
I'm a vegan and I honesly hate the shit. It tastes like literal grass unless you do 10 different things to it to make it just tolerable. Why not just eat spinach?

[Anonymous No.12394149]

>>12390528
Seconded, it's basically flavored milk powder and sugar. It's *okay* on toast or something, but peanut butter is better for the purpose in every sense.

[Anonymous No.12394150]

>>12391603
Darwin was full of shit

[Anonymous No.12394151]

>>12394139
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.12394152]

>>12394128
You can’t taste the difference because you’re poor.

[Anonymous No.12394155]

>>12391428

[Anonymous No.12394157]

>>12393588
>Name a single thing haiti has contributed to the world.

More evidence that genetics really do play a role in why some nations are better then others. Any other explanation is an excuse.

[Anonymous No.12394159]

>>12391667
You need to actually learn how to argue properly otherwise intelligent people cannot take you or your ideas seriously.

[Anonymous No.12394224]

>>12394151
Literally why are you buttmad

Really having that hard a time processing the idea of someone thinking differently than you?

[Anonymous No.12394237]

>>12393750
You're not wrong. I opt for seitan based meat substitutes because they're much better, plus you can incorporate seasoning into the thing to make it have an actual flavor.

[Anonymous No.12394239]

>>12390497
murcan here, good god that looks phenomenal and I intend to make this meal as close as I can replicate once I'm back home and cooking my own meals again. Thanks much friend.

[Anonymous No.12394249]

>>12393559
If they add 4 candybars worth of sugar to leaf water, they can do it to anything else.

[Anonymous No.12394325]

>>12391646
You just made an enemy for life buckoo

[Anonymous No.12394328]

>>12391650
You're either retarder or too broke to have eaten real caviar.

[Anonymous No.12394344]

>>12390386
cider, or vodka mixes are far var better than any beer.

[Anonymous No.12394345]

>>12393982
you're retarded

[Anonymous No.12394824]

>>12391547
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake..

[Anonymous No.12394826]

>>12391603
Darwin couldn't figure out how to give his wife an orgasm. He admitted as much himself.

[Anonymous No.12394843]

>>12390402
LOL1!1!!! I ONLY EAT CANDY AND SUGAR CEREAL!!!! RIGHT REDDIT?!!! I'LL NEVER GROW UP!!!

[Anonymous No.12394846]

>>12390386
Alcohol that isn't wine

[Anonymous No.12394864]

>>12390402
Buddy of mine made a kale pesto by blending it with serious amounts of nuts, garlic and a bit of olive oil. It was quite delicious.

[Anonymous No.12394897]

>>12390386
Coffee without sugar

[Anonymous No.12394901]

>>12390908
I love bell peppers, I eat then raw actually

[Anonymous No.12394972]

>>12393601
>sugary
Licorice is supposed to be salty, fag

[Anonymous No.12394989]

>>12390583
>Haitian blacks rise up and slaughter every white man, woman and child on the island in an orgy of genocidal violence
>nigger paradise established
>now their hills are denuded, their economy is nonexistent, their agriculture insufficient, their infrastructure crumbling and their people starving
>eat mud cookies to survive
Boo fucking hoo. Brought it on themselves.

[Anonymous No.12395006]

>>12392461
Someone better tell Japan they don’t know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.12395036]

>>12395006
That's why nip food is so fucking bland I guess.

[Anonymous No.12395058]

>>12395006
Said the white male.

[Anonymous No.12395069]

>>12395058
I’m pointing out that the Japanese are racist and also make good food.
Plus, I’m not white.

[Anonymous No.12395083]

>>12390386
Gluten free shit.
Only people who are medically incapable of gluten might enjoy it.
Brown rice.
Fullgrain pasta is better than regular one tho.

[Anonymous No.12395087]

>>12390785
Generic shit tier supermarket coffee yes especially in north europe where they sell dehydrated degreaser as coffee.
Good coffee tho, only black. Milk or sugar fucking ruins the flavour.

[Anonymous No.12395091]

>>12390785
>Literally entire countries that drink it daily are all liars.
>My definition of black coffee is starbucks.
Absolute state of Anglosphere.

[Anonymous No.12395094]

>>12395083
I've had a couple of gluten free stuff that's not bad same with vegan cupcakes or things like that but yeah I agree most of it is severely lacking.

[Anonymous No.12395127]

>>12390525
Not on Frogland. Literraly nobody eats it here, only hipster shitheads.

[Anonymous No.12395192]

>>12393549

>I have black frame glasses and a beard, but I don't prolapse my rectum over it, maybe because I'm nothing like the soiboi caricature aside from that.

[Anonymous No.12395195]

>>12390913

Beer is the ultimate soiboi thing.

>Mmm haha I like this sugary fizzy drink mmm goes down well with sum' Smash Bros with my Bros amirite?

[Anonymous No.12395201]

>>12390386
rare meat

[Anonymous No.12395229]

>>12390534
it's not pasta you're thinking of orzo

[Anonymous No.12395270]

>>12391646
What Americans call bacon - streaky bacon - is garbage, way too much fat on it. The only time I buy it is when I'm making pigs in blankets. But if you don't like a good smoked back bacon then you're just a madman.

[Anonymous No.12395285]

Buckwheat
Salo

[Anonymous No.12395288]

>>12393750
I eat tofu probably twice a month. I marinate it, and usually give it some cornstarch and a good frying, but I enjoy that preparation of it... If I'm feeling lazy though, I'll chop some up with some ginger, hot peppers and greens with some sesame oil and sojsaus. Also pretty good.

[Anonymous No.12395303]

>>12395270
What britbongs calls bacon is in fact not bacon at all. It's a thinly sliced pork chop that cannot get crispy, but retains grease like a sponge and is an insult to the very name bacon.
>HURRDURR THIS IS WHAT AMIRIFATS THINK
Yeah... not American.

[Anonymous No.12395331]

Most of you have an appalling lack of taste. Grow up.

[Anonymous No.12395333]

>>12395303
In that it's cured pork, as opposed to cured ham, it is - by definition - bacon.

[Anonymous No.12395353]

>>12395333
Bacon is made from pork belly every-fucking-where else and britbong bacon is not. Just accept that your entire culture is weird and wrong. Also stop calling your evening meal "tea". Dinner or supper is OK, but tea? Fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.12395360]

>>12393750
It’s actually the opposite. Most people either pretend to hate tofu when in reality they’ve never had it, or they say it tastes like nothing, which outs them as a tastelet that probably smokes, eats fast food or drinks soda every day.

[Anonymous No.12395380]

>>12390386
I wanna nail the xkcd guy to the fucking cross. "Ooh I worked at NASA" yeah as a fucking contractor. My lab professor worked in mission control, it's really not a huge deal.

If you really can't understand why good beer is enjoyable you have shit tastes.

>QOTT
Green olives

[Anonymous No.12395406]

>>12395380
I'm sick of his uninspired, unfunny, pretentious drivel as well. Let's do it.

[Anonymous No.12395623]

>>12395380
>Green olives
And this manchild has the nerve to talk about having shit taste lol

[Anonymous No.12395644]

>>12395353
>Bacon is made from pork belly every-fucking-where else
Actually it's only the USA. Get a passport.

[Anonymous No.12395659]

>>12390785
I would imagine that anything that isnt preground drip machine shit might be consumable without cream and sugar. as it stands though, wagie coffee tastes like sour dirt without masking the flavor.

[Anonymous No.12395660]

Fruitcake.

[Anonymous No.12395661]

>>12393588
killing white farmers, implementing communism, and then starving. Like every other starving brown country on the planet

[Anonymous No.12395663]

>>12390386
Chicken nugget person detected

[Anonymous No.12395665]

>>12391617
>/sci/
>smart
get a load of this psued

[Anonymous No.12395694]

>>12395644
That is a filthy lie. No wonder you're in the brexit quagmire. It is because everyone else has better bacon than you do. Also, not american, eurotrash here, mate.

[Anonymous No.12395747]

>>12395353
britain does shit for the sake of being different from the united states because they're insecure and need petty bullshit to have a delusion of superiority.
>floors
calling the first floor the "ground floor" which is about as retarded as tallying quantities starting at zero.
>l85 service rifle
the worst piece of shit ever made by a first world country. bullpup design, which is almost synonymous with snowflake garbage done entirely to have a different design from the US and a lot of yuropoors followed suit with their own trash rifles (particularly the ones who couldn't design guns for shit), magazine would drop whenever it felt like it, and jammed from a grain of sand getting inside. kept in service through sheer stubbornness and had to be fixed (read: completely redesigned) by germany, a country that actually knew how to design firearms. It's still a piece of shit with bad ergonomics and it looks like it was modeled by a 5 year old.
>the metric system
probably the most petty shit of all time, I'm not even going to get into detail on this. only people that care about the USA using the metric system are yuppie DYEL legume lads from california and bongs, the thing they have in common is their seething spite for how superior the united states is and that's the only reason why they bring it up.

[Anonymous No.12395758]

>olives
>peanut candy / butter
>beer
>coffee
>cumin
>pineapple pizza

[Anonymous No.12395767]

>>12395195
Cider the most soi thing bc it tastes sweeter. Wine coolers would be too except that they lack the same "artisan" appeal as a hard cider and are mainly consumed by underagers.

[Anonymous No.12395770]

>>12395747
The US tried to switch to metric which had widespread support except for the knuckledragging neanderthal cuntservatives who screamed it was an atheist, gombunist, socialist attempt to contaminate americas precious bodily fluids. Guess who got their way so the US is the only nation retarded enough to still be using imperial?

[Anonymous No.12395772]

>>12395747
You're right abut everything but the metric system. It is far superior to the retarded cousinfuck-math of the emperial one.

[Anonymous No.12395773]

>>12395747
The delusion in this post is truly staggering, only a mutt could think that the entire world deciding that basing units on the size of body parts of long dead people is stupid was a personal attack on them.

[Anonymous No.12395775]

>>12390402
I like it fried with a good amount of salt and oil, but in fairness I might just be enjoying the salt and oil.

[Anonymous No.12395777]

>>12395770

[Anonymous No.12395829]

>>12395694
The US has a back bacon made from pork loin as well as belly bacon. It's called "canadian bacon" which is a bit of a misnomer since true canadian bacon isn't smoked and is coated in peameal.

[Anonymous No.12395839]

>>12390402
Curly kale is unironically my favourite Green vegetable. Boiled.

[Anonymous No.12395848]

>>12395758
Fattie or underage?

[Anonymous No.12395850]

>>12395777

[Anonymous No.12395853]

Olives if i see another olive in my fucking life

I SWERTAGAD

[Anonymous No.12395858]

>>12395850
Probably not used to using fractions on a daily basis I guess.

[Anonymous No.12395861]

>>12395853
fuck you olives are based

[Anonymous No.12395868]

>>12395829
Yes, we have that shit too, but nobody in their right mind would buy it or serve it when "bacon" is requested. You have to be specificto order back bacon if that is what you want, not just "bacon".

[Anonymous No.12395913]

mozzarella on anything that isnt a pizza.
chewy, tasteless garbage

[Anonymous No.12395929]

>>12393750
Hey now. I eat it at least 3x/week and consider it a postworkout treat.

[Anonymous No.12395965]

>>12395913
You talking that low-moisture shit? Yeah, that's shit, but fresh mozarella or brined is great on like bruschetta or melted on a meatball sub.

[Anonymous No.12396022]

>>12391428
Nope, I love olives. It's so popular you must be stupid thinking people fake it

[Anonymous No.12396034]

>>12390528
Found this in my local supermarket and never looked back. Nutella is disgusting once you try genuine chocolate brands.

[Anonymous No.12396039]

>>12395913
nah fresh mozarella with some cherry tomatoes and pesto makes a nice snack

[Anonymous No.12396047]

Pussy.

[Anonymous No.12396076]

>>12395965
>>12396039
yeah I meant the bagged stuff

[Anonymous No.12396246]

>>12396047
this, eating pussy is the most cucked shit a man can do short of letting a nigger fuck his wife and masturbating in the corner of the room. It should say enough that it was invented by a jew.

[Anonymous No.12396252]

raw tomatoes
especially sliced ones on sandwiches, doubly so on hot sandwiches
they suck ass

[Anonymous No.12396261]

>>12390402
I don't mind kale, I sometimes use it in a few dishes.

[Anonymous No.12396270]

>>12390570
>I love arugula though, it's got way more flavor than most greens
Used lightly, arugula/roquette is fantastic in salads for giving them a peppery kick. You don't want to over do it.

[Anonymous No.12396272]

>>12396076
That's not mozarella, it's some sort of high-fat processed cheddar.
Get some actual fior de latte, it's another thing entirely.

[Anonymous No.12396346]

>>12395660
Fruitcake is so fucking nasty - as is Christmas pudding - I'm sure people only have it because they think normal cakes are childish

[Anonymous No.12396350]

>>12396252
Naww man, ham and tomato is the best sammich there is

[Anonymous No.12396404]

>>12391511
found the flyover

[Anonymous No.12397679]

any type of spicy food

[Anonymous No.12397757]

>>12396404
I'm not surprised that bugmen like it, but you don't count as people.

[Anonymous No.12397826]

>>12397757
>expecting fish in the middle of the continent to be good

[Anonymous No.12397848]

>>12390386
bison. its not bison. im pretty sure its some kind of rodent. who the fuck farms raccoons? how is this legal? is america zimbabwe now?

i taste burned leather coat and the meat isnt burned

[Anonymous No.12397864]

>>12397826
>new yorkers are so stupid they think the squid plopped on top of the rice was caught just off the coast that morning

[Anonymous No.12399194]

>>12394139
this is my exact thoughts, i eat a huge variety of fruits and vegetables and i hate kale

[Anonymous No.12399712]

>>12390386
>any drink containing alcohol
>chocolate containing more than 75% cocoa
>raw meat
>raw eggs
>raw garlic
>iceberg lettuce
>any hot sauce spicy enough to hurt
>powdered shrimp
>domino's Orio pizza pie
>cow milk
>scat
They can't fool me. I noticed that subtle half second facial morph to disgust. They are just trying to lie straight to my face. I know they are disapointed that they didn't enjoy it as much as they thought they would and made that stupid poker face hoping nobody would notice. One of these days I'm going to call them out I front of everyone.

[Anonymous No.12399733]

>>12395360
One of the redeeming qualities of tofu is it tastes like nothing, brainlet. The fact that it takes on the characteristics of the dish it is in is one of the reasons I can enjoy it. It's excellent in soups.
I'll cook edamame if I want to taste soy and absorb isoflavones. And it's not bad, either.

[Anonymous No.12399746]

>>12390599
Look how good he is at keeping his food eating hand separate from his shit wiping hand

[Anonymous No.12399799]

>>12399712
Pray thee, what's powdered shrimp?

[Anonymous No.12399897]

>>12399799
what does it sound like

[Anonymous No.12399902]

>>12399897
yummy

[Anonymous No.12400129]

>>12390540
Only Good Post

[Anonymous No.12400131]

>>12390540
People do it with sitcoms all the time.
>sound of crowd laughing
>this now funny 2 me

[Anonymous No.12400785]

>>12399712
These look like mutants from a sci-fi dystopia comic book.

[Anonymous No.12400875]

>>12390386

I'd drink nonalcoholic version of my favorite beer. Beer is an acquired taste but once it's acquired its delightful.