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Do you eat your vegetables, anon?

>> No.12387363

>>12387345
I'm ve gan.

>> No.12387387

>>12387345
kek amerilards

>> No.12387425

>>12387345
no. fuck vegetables.

>> No.12387670

Yes. If you include fruit, then just shy of 1kg daily. If you do not include fruit, then around 750g daily.

>> No.12387752

>>12387345
I got nasty food poisoning on thursday. Fucking buffalo chili wings. I couldn't eat anything but vegetables ever since. Diary, sweets, meat, everything goes back out the way ti went in. Guess I'm a memegan now. Gonna buy me some eggs tomorrow, to see if I can eat at least an omelette.

>> No.12387763

>>12387345
No... I eat YOURS! haha.

>> No.12387766

>>12387752
>eating at a restaurant
your own fault, really

>> No.12387806

>>12387766
This. Fuck you.

>> No.12387813

>>12387345
Every lunch is a giant plate of steamed veg for me.

>> No.12388444

fuck no

>> No.12388451

eating raw radish sprouts right this very second. i need to eat more veggies, but i do eat them. they are much more interesting to cook and eat than meat. i love meat. but veggies.....

>> No.12388455

>>12387752
why cant we just agree that mammals are too cute to eat, and stick to fish, chickens, eggs, dolphins, space aliens, and worms?

>> No.12388488

>>12388455
eggs are cute too. should we not eat eggs either?

>> No.12388534

My favorite vegetable is the McChicken.

>> No.12388557

I use collard greens to test how good the bbq or sea food will be.

If the collard greens are good, the food will probably be good. If the collard greens are bad, the food will probably be bad.

>> No.12388562

>>12387670
250g of fruit a day is shit

>> No.12388567

>>12387752
I went to a steakburger fast food joint, ordered a burger meal and cheese bites.

Vomited everything up at my uni. Went home and literally shit myself vomitting. Shit myself for 2 days.

It was just some virus I got, nothing to do with the food. Still get sick thinking about the fast food place.

>> No.12388578

I do not eat dairy and like to omit meat from at least one meal a day. I don't consider eggs meat though. Not lactose intolerant either, just don't trust milk.

>> No.12388600

>>12388557
good idea for trying out restaurants. kinda weird but it seems rational.

>> No.12388732

>>12388600
Like if you want to test how clean the restaurant is, check the bathroom.

If the bathroom is neglected, the kitchen probably is too.

>> No.12388736

>>12387345
This lady said she was forced to eat something she didn't like by people who knew she didn't like it until she threw up, which is why she had issues eating anything except cheese and potatoes. But she was eating a salad by the end of the episode this was from.

>> No.12388752

>>12388736
Was she also forced to exercise until she threw up? I guess she was forced to go for a simple walk every day that would keep her from ballooning up to 300 pounds until she threw up too, right?

>> No.12388754

>>12388736
I don't like Brussels sprouts and I can at least eat one sprout without shedding a fucking tear.

>> No.12388757

>>12388752
Not sure, I was just pointing out the reason for her getting upset when trying to eat a vegetable.

>> No.12388762

>>12388757
You were defending fat behavior. Kill yourself.

>> No.12388767

>>12388754
>I don't like Brussels sprouts
Why? I can eat like a whole pound of them just steamed until soft and doused with vinegar.

I feel like you didn't comprehend my post though. She supposedly went through a traumatic experience as a kid which caused her issues with food, it's not just a typical picky eater problem.

>> No.12388770

>>12388762
No I wasn't. You just want to see it that way so you can get angry at me because it makes you feel good.

>> No.12388779

>>12388455
Aren't dolphins mammals? Or am I an idiot

>> No.12388783

>>12388767
>>12388770
Shut the fuck up retard. You can eat nothing but mcdonalds every day of your life and still not be as fat as her. She clearly is using the so called "traumatic experience" as an excuse to stay fat. If you knew anything about fat fucks you would know they try and pull shit like this all time. It's all bullshit. They're just too lazy to not be fat. Now fuck off.

>> No.12388785

>>12388779
I mean they are but it doesn't mean you aren't retarded just that you are right in this instance

>> No.12388799

>>12388783
>She clearly is using the so called "traumatic experience" as an excuse to stay fat.
But she was admitting she had a problem and was eating a salad later in the episode without as much of a problem. You don't even know what you're talking about.

>> No.12388801

>>12388767
I just don't like the flavor and texture profile.

Traumatic experiences don't make a person crave high fat, high carb meals unless the they have associated comfort with those foods. To reject foods other than high fat and high carb means that comfort is beyond the traumatic experience. To cry at the thought of eating something healthy suggests that she actually enjoys the high fat, high carb diet and is afraid of letting it go, probably because she doesn't care about her health as much as the food. It is pathetic.

>> No.12388803

>>12388799
Great, she ate a salad once. And that refutes literally nothing I said. Now kill yourself.

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12388813

>>12388803
>s-she was making excuses
>it doesn't matter that i was wrong! KYS!!!

>> No.12388815

>>12388767
You can like unhealthy food and still appreciate healthy food. She is just a spoiled brat.

>> No.12388839

>>12388813
How the fuck was I wrong? You said yourself she was using the so called "traumatic experience" as an excuse for her fat. Now like I said, fuck off and kill yourself retard.

>> No.12388850

>>12388839
>You said yourself she was using the so called "traumatic experience" as an excuse for her fat.
No, I said that was her reason for why she would only eat cheese and potatoes. I never said anything about her weight. You can eat cheese and potatoes without gaining weight as long as you aren't eating too much. That's a separate issue. If you were right and your arguments were actually good you probably wouldn't have to resort to saying "kill yourself" over and over like a retarded meme parrot.

>> No.12388873

>>12388850
You need to kill yourself for defending fat behavior. I know that she's using that as an excuse to eat cheese and potatoes you fucking imbecile. That's the fucking point. It justifies nothing. She's doing that because she's a fat fuck and is too lazy to not take the steps to stop being a fat fuck. Now for the last time, fuck off and kill yourself.

>> No.12388880

>>12388873
>She's doing that because she's a fat fuck and is too lazy to not take the steps to stop being a fat fuck.
Again, she admitted she had a problem and was eating a salad by the end of the episode. She seemed to actually be trying to fix the issue. Your headcanon version of the events doesn't matter.

>> No.12388888

>>12388880
She ate one salad. Brilliant. Let me know when she eats healthy and exercises long enough that she isn't a fucking whale. I wouldn't be surprised if drank a gallon of nacho cheese the second the cameras were turned off. Fucking retard.

>> No.12388890

>>12387345
I'm American so I eat my daily servings of ketchup.

>> No.12388893

>>12388888
Wasted digits

>> No.12388905

>>12388767
I can actually identify with this. No food phobias/violently adverse reactions, but I was force-fed some sickeningly sweet candied yams by an abusive grandmother to the point of vomiting, and now sweet potatoes and such make me feel angry even though she is long dead

>> No.12388910

>>12388893
Go back to /b/

>> No.12388912

>>12388754
Yeah when I was a kid I didn't like vegetables, so rather than teach me why I need them, I was punished by being forced to eat vegetables raw. Parents were druggies so I got punished a lot for stupid shit. Can't eat veggies or hot sauce without gagging from the memory, still not fatty fat fat though, 140, 5'7

>> No.12388915

>>12388893
Digits have no meaning on /ck/ or most anons are apathetic to them

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12388925

>>12388912
>140, 5'7
>not fat
Amerilard logic.

>> No.12388941

>>12388893
have sex

>> No.12388945

>>12388941
cook food

>> No.12388949

>>12388945
love life

>> No.12388954

>>12388925
Literally a healthy bmi and I exercise but it's okay I know math is hard for you guys, it's why you use the metric system

>> No.12388957

>>12388925
u serious? my gf is 125 at that height and she's skinny as hell

>> No.12388960

>>12388957
post pics

>> No.12388962

>>12388949
embrace nutrients

>> No.12388966

>>12388962
convert photons

>> No.12388970

>>12387345
why are americans like this

>> No.12388980

>>12388966
split your nucleus

>> No.12389016

>>12388970
No one cares about you or your pathetic "country"

>> No.12389022

>>12388980
annihilate

>> No.12389073

>>12387345
Yes, today I grilled some asparagus and tuscan kale and it was great.

>> No.12389123

>>12388803
you're awfully aggressive today anon, pls do not be so mad about vegetables

>> No.12389140

>>12389123
I'm not mad about vegetables. I'm mad about faggots like you defending fat behavior.

>> No.12389296

>>12389140
shut up weirdo, go eat a plate of arugula

>> No.12390847

>>12387345
how does she out the egg????

>> No.12390873

>>12388925
>to the flabby, unmasculine, spindly, sickly gook 140, 5'7 is fat

>> No.12390932

>>12387345
I deep fry my vegetables in vegetable oil

>> No.12392176

>>12387345
People that don't eat fruit and vegetables are weird.
I had a mate that hadn't eaten a single bit of fruit or veg since he was a kid, and that was like 10 years ago... so probably not had any for at least 25 years.

I couldn't live without grapes.
Or salad.

>> No.12393227

>>12388970
>why are americans like this
All Americans are not like this. A sizeable minority of us are still healthy and follow a balanced diet rich in fresh fruits and vegetables.

The thing we no longer do is teach our children about proper nutrition, because the junk food manufacturers realized children were being taught that an entire bag of chips is not a healthy meal. So they bribed our politicians and had all that knowledge removed from our school curricula on the grounds of "Americans should be free to eat whatever they like."

Nevermind, of course, that Americans were just as free to pick their own diets ahead of time, they're now just that much dumber and more susceptible to the idea that Sun Chips are health food.

>> No.12393462

>>12389296
>eating vegetables makes you a weirdo
Fat logic.

>> No.12394957

>>12388770
Stop defending fat behavior

>> No.12395100

>>12388925
>5'7, 140lb
Well, that's probably on the heavier side for a female.
If you're a male and you're that short, you probably have some severe hormonal deficiencies that come with dwarfism and, honestly, at that point your weight is probably excusable.

>> No.12395102

>>12388455
Dolphins are not mammals.
Ask me how do I know you're American.

>> No.12396738

>>12387345
stupid fat cunt deserve to die, why the fuck an averga human would react like that to food? what the fuck, i fucking hate obese people.

>> No.12397639

>>12387345
no, i only eat meat, eggs and diary produce

>> No.12398218

>amerilards crying over consuming less than 1 gram of a substance that doesn't involve sugar

>> No.12398259

>>12395102
Bait or retarded?

>> No.12399828

>>12398259
I was just replying to that retard who was claiming that dolphins are not mammals, the first part of my post is a quote. What's so hard to understand? Are your parents brother and sister?

>> No.12400384

>>12387345
Fuck it, that's it! I'm going for a walk.

>> No.12400406

Ate three bell peppers yesterday, washed down with a glass of orange juice. Vitamin C bomb that was.

>> No.12400411

>>12399828
SEETHING

>> No.12400454

>>12388567
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>> No.12400477

>>12387345
absolutely not

>> No.12401684

Holy fuck this is actually pathetic. What shit raised a whale that still acts like this as an adult? I hate nothing more than picky eaters who put an act on when they eat something not completely bland and tasteless. The first people to die would be the picky since I would personally curb stomp them to death if they tried that shit with me.

>> No.12402238

>>12387752
Sounds like you just got traumatized. I had it happen to me once when I ate a burger at Denny's and the lettuce was bad. I couldn't couldn't bare the smell of lettuce without gagging for 2 months, but I eventually got over it.

>> No.12402291

>>12399828
You forgot the meme arrow euroshart redditor

>> No.12402316

>>12387345
>american
>175lbs rn
>5'8
>im 5 lbs over but atleast i can pass my 2 mile run within my time and without throwing up

>> No.12402320

>>12387345
Yep! 8-10 servings a day of fruit/veg. No more than 3 servings coming from either fruit or berries, at least 2 servings of greens, and at least 1 of cruciferous veg.

>> No.12402361

Yes. my favorite is bell peppers

>> No.12402405

No. I don't eat plants.

>> No.12403653

>>12402238
>the smell of lettuce
What

>> No.12403657

>>12387345
Are eggs or pork chops a vegetable?

>> No.12403672

>>12402405
how the fuck are you still alive?

>> No.12403675

>last night was veggie soup containing enough different vegetables I had to hit two different grocers
>tonight was some pork chops in an onion and leek filled sauce, alongside broccoli and cauliflower
I think so, yeah

>> No.12403709

Yes, and my fruit too.

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12403726

>>12389016
>(You).

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12403732

>Making someone who hates veggies eat the most disgusting veggie to start

>> No.12403742

They're nice when cooked properly. Also cope.

>> No.12403945

>>12387345
I had onion, lettuce and tomato on my burger

>> No.12403989

>>12388873
>nothing but mcdonalds every day of your life and still not be as fat
Anon please, you are only embarassing yourself.

>> No.12403995

>>12387752
You know that you can get food poisoning from vegetables too right?

>> No.12404001

>>12387345
>steamed Brussels sprout
Kinda hard to blame her desu. Roasted is the only way to go with that veg

>> No.12404003

>>12403989
Are you retarded? As long as you exercise regularly it wouldn't be hard at all.

>> No.12404021

If you want to start eating veggies, start with baby carrots, cucumber, lettuce, baby spinach, and/or bell peppers. Not fucking brussel sprouts.

>> No.12404046

>>12403989
Calories in < calories out = weight loss

>> No.12404084

>>12387345
Big fat salad with tahini dressing every day. For dinner, half the plate is veg.