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>would you like to see my hot sauce collection?

>> No.12377835

>>12377821
>white people are bland and hate spices
>white people love collecting hot sauces
Make up your mind niggers

>> No.12377836

You are a deeply broken person

>> No.12377837

>>12377821
jannies pls

>> No.12377851

>>12377837
It's summer now, get used to it.

>> No.12377853

>>12377821
i would like to see you get range banned

>> No.12377857
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12377857

>>12377821
You've gotta try my new Satan's Asshole Mouth Rape Scoville Explosion Carloina Reaper Orgasm Sauce!

>> No.12377863

>>12377851
god help us all

>> No.12377865

>>12377853
>be random cu/ck/ just posting
>suddenly a b&n’d
>tfw it’s hot sauce man causing the IP holocaust

>> No.12377871

>>12377857
Sith yeah! I'll bring over a sixer of Moose Piss IPA my fellow socialist

>> No.12377880

>>12377871
>Sith yeah!
I'm laughing so hard

>> No.12377887

>be on facebook
>bald bearded bugman in horn rim glasses puts out a virtue signal status
>Dudes click like and share if you HATE RACISM like I do.
>like 8 or 9 bald bearded numales have already commented
>I go into the comment section
>"you guys look like you collect hot sauces"
>immediately BLOCKED

haha it definitely works as an insult

>> No.12377891

>>12377857
BASED
>>12377865
BASED
>>12377887
BASED

>> No.12377902

>>12377821
>Spices are now """Soi"""
you people are fucking patheeetic
impolite sage

>> No.12377908

>>12377851
Yeah, summer is HOT, like my sauces! Oh boy, can’t wait to harvest the HABANEROS I planted!

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12377912

>>12377887
Oops nevermind, they were actually raving about Ruby Rose as lesbian batwoman.

>YAAAS QUEEEN SLAAAY
>HATERS ARE JUST JEALOUS
>GROW UP OR SHUT UP

>> No.12377919

>>12377912
What browser is that?

>> No.12377923
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12377923

e they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

>> No.12377934

>>12377919
that was firefox in 2016

>> No.12377937

I love /ck/

>> No.12377943

>>12377934
That was a good time :(

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12377951

>>12377923
needs more scovilles!!

>> No.12377961
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12377961

>SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T HANDLE MY MANLINESS!

>> No.12377965

I burned my throat on fucking ketchup today

>> No.12377971

butter chicken pizza doesn't need hot sauce

>> No.12378008

>>12377857
fuckin kek. only good joke I've seen from the anti-hot sauce brigade. I'm not even sure if they are anti hot sauce in general. probs just against the collector fags.

>> No.12378013

>>12377821
>i tentatively sampled a bell pepper hot sauce today and my eyes teared up and I started foaming at the mouth.

I'm 56% white btw, if that matters.

>> No.12378014

>>12378008
>>12378008
>I'm not even sure if they are anti hot sauce in general. probs just against the collector fags.
wow did you come to that conclusion all by yourself?

>> No.12378018

>>12378008
the mad lad said in one of his threads that he likes spicy food he just hates when people use it as a personality proxy

>> No.12378019

>would you like to see my hot sauce collection?
>You've gotta try my new Satan's Asshole Mouth Rape Scoville Explosion Carloina Reaper Orgasm Sauce!


"This is my best product yet" (Huffington Post)


"This is my favorite sauce for it makes your ass shake" (Shooting the Dog)


"It might even work with the penis in it! :D" (The Onion)


"THIS SAUCE IS MY FOCUS ON PENIS!" (Huffington Post)


"PENIS IS ONE OF THE GAYEST SICK THINGS. THE GUY WHO SAID THIS HAS GOT HIS GAY IDIOTS WRONG!" (Caveat emptor)


"You do not fuck yourself. You DO NOT FUCK YOUR HATEFUL THIRD PANTS! :D" (The Onion)


"This is how I fucking eat you!" (Shooting the Dog)


"You're such a dick... I'd be pissed if I wasn't that hungry" (The New York Post)


"Don't eat me!! :D" (Huffington Post)

>> No.12378032

>>12378019
seething

>> No.12378045

>>12378032
lul, how can I be seething if it as AI generated shitpost.
>would you like to see my hot sauce collection?
>You've gotta try my new Satan's Asshole Mouth Rape Scoville Explosion Carloina Reaper Orgasm Sauce!
>My hot sauce is so hot, I have to be at 5:30am in the morning or I have to give myself a massage!
>My scoville explosion is so juicy. You better get one of my scoville explosions or you'll choke!
>My new Satan's Asshole Mouth Rape Scoville Explosion has a killer flavor.
>My favorite way to enjoy my new scoville explosion is by masturbating and doing anal sex with my new anus piercing!
>You better get used to my nose in your mouth so when it pierces your mouth!
>You'll love how my hot sauce tastes! You have to try this new hot sauce to try it! Try this hot sauce. It's hot! Hot!
>The scoville explodes are so juicy, I can't believe people like them! It's so hot!
>My new scoville explosion is so hot, I can't believe my wife wouldn't let me touch it!
>I've never had anything like this before

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12378049

Scared Potter?

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