/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12372080]

I think the waitress likes me. How do I pick her up without being a retard?

[Anonymous No.12372086]

>>12372080
Tip 50%.

[Anonymous No.12372089]

write your number on the receipt

[Anonymous No.12372092]

thats a sigil hex. the bubbles are 6 6 6. should have tipped her more now misfortune will come to you

[Anonymous No.12372093]

>>12372080
She's nice to every customer, don't bother.

[Anonymous No.12372112]

>>12372080
Killing oneself is a great way to demonstrate dominance.
Squirt her with as much gut blood as you can.
Women adore that type of shit.
Also SAGED. not directly food related.

[Anonymous No.12372159]

>>12372089
Yeah I guess I don’t have to write the first three digits. I could even just leave my SC.
>>12372092
If she’s a mystic, I’m with it.
>>12372093
She draws a fish around the “thanks come again” for every customer? Damn that’s a little extra but I admire the service.

[Anonymous No.12372219]

>>12372089
Oh shit, this reminded me of a time when I crossed the autism threshold. Storytime.
>usually buy my weekly groceries at the same store
>there’s this maybe 7-8/10, not perfect but cute cashier
>she’s always smiling at me and making small talk and shit
>finally realize that she’s not just being nice
>she’s mirin hard
>gather all my courage and go to the store again
>buy my usual stuff and pick her line
>she offers me the receipt
>”How about you write your number on it?”
>she blushes bright red, writes down her number
>I smile and say I’ll call her
>I’m so euphoric I’m not thinking right
>I don’t usually hold on to receipts
>I glance at the receipt, crumple it and toss it in the trash bin by the door in full view from her
>panic and just walk out
>too embarrassed to ever go to that store again

[Anonymous No.12372224]

>>12372159
>She draws a fish around the “thanks come again” for every customer? Damn that’s a little extra but I admire the service.
don't get your hopes up lul, could be anything from a happy face or any other one of 100 different animals. it doesn't look like that art was made with a lot of thought or effort put into it.

[Anonymous No.12372244]

>fish with thought bubble "A suggested of 15% - 20% is customary."
did you tip?

[Anonymous No.12372247]

>>12372080
>be bored at work
>doodle some stupid drawing on a piece of paper
>incel falls in love with you over it
we need people like you to stay in your quarantine basements at all times

[Anonymous No.12372262]

>>12372219
Fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.12372279]

>>12372219
you fuckin sperg

[Anonymous No.12372281]

>>12372219
she probably wanted you even more after that egregious display of disrespect

[Anonymous No.12372287]

>>12372080
bring her a butter chicken pizza

[Anonymous No.12372290]

>>12372281
no lie women actually think like this

[Anonymous No.12372297]

>>12372219
I feel like I’ve seen this before but it’s still almost too funny to be true

Tbh if you hadn’t done it on accident it would’ve been kind of based, since her self-esteem probably plummeted

[Anonymous No.12372317]

>>12372080
yes, right "ay bby wan sum fuk?" followed by your number on the merchant copy. guaranteed pussy

[Anonymous No.12372339]

>>12372219
holy shit this is golden

[Anonymous No.12372350]

>>12372262
>>12372279
>>12372281
>>12372297
>>12372339
I see Summer is here already

[Anonymous No.12372362]

If someone whose direct job is serving you, don't ever expect they secretly fancy you when its their job requirement to treat you well. Especially if you're expected to tip them

[Anonymous No.12372365]

>>12372350
check the calendar, retard

[Anonymous No.12372375]

>>12372365
hmmmm

[Anonymous No.12372379]

>>12372219
>>12372279
>>12372281
>>12372262
>>12372339

This is copy pasta you newfags

[Anonymous No.12372395]

>>12372219
god damn it anon you inglorious bastard

[Anonymous No.12372411]

>>12372379
must have missed it over at r/copypasta

[Anonymous No.12372420]

>>12372411
>Too retarded to recognize ancient pasta
>admits he browses reddit

colour me shocked

[Anonymous No.12372426]

>>12372420
oh no please don't downvote me

[Anonymous No.12372436]

>>12372219
Savage, I'd go back and explain that you're a little autistic, she's into you anyway so she's certainly not looking for an alpha male. Be sincere and she'll probably find the story cute.

[Anonymous No.12372439]

>>12372350
>I see Summer is here already

[Anonymous No.12372503]

>>12372219
HAHAHA OH FUCK LAD I CAN ONLY WISH TO BE LIKE THIS
>>12372224
>>12372244
>>12372362
I’m not trying to fuck, idiots.

[Anonymous No.12372510]

>>12372224
She probably only does it for guys she fancies, but she's a tremendous slut with a neverending ticket to the carousel so there's a few each day

[Anonymous No.12372520]

>HAHA GREENTEXT STORY FUNNY

[Anonymous No.12372521]

>>12372375
>We transition into cancer every time this year
Really makes you think. Yes, it really does.

[Anonymous No.12372533]

>>12372420
Pretty sure the implication was that you do, to be so well versed in every repost to the point of policing it here, but I'm sure you just spend every waking minute browsing and internalizing these boards, which reflects much better on the quality of your person

[Anonymous No.12372743]

>>12372159
>he draws a fish around the “thanks come again” for every customer? Damn that’s a little extra but I admire the service.
Yeah that is something i saw a lot in a restaurant used to visit. There was a waitress that did this to every bill, just to try and give a little more happiness to the world. She drew it on different place son my bills tough.

[Anonymous No.12372753]

>>12372743
That’s actually pretty sweet. I legitimately wouldn’t know how to proceed even if she did like me, though.

[Anonymous No.12373103]

>>12372080
Dude. She is being nice in the same way a stripper is nice and makes you think she wants to fuck. She just wants a getter tip. If you want a shot tip well and come back, do the same, eventually she will remember you. I do this shit at bars all of the time. Eventually they catch on.

[Anonymous No.12373169]

>>12372533
You say that like it's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.12373211]

>>12372244
Didn't notice that, but now that's all I can see. Checked for truth as well.

[Anonymous No.12373232]

>>12372080
>>>/adv/

[Anonymous No.12373261]

>>12373103
Why do you want to take even that away from OP? Let him dream.

And hell, he might even get somewhere with that hope.

[Anonymous No.12373708]

>>12372219
That's how people accidentally cook their babies.

[Anonymous No.12373839]

rape

[Anonymous No.12373903]

>>12372219
get a load of this stolentext