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Thoughts on Bon Appétit?

>> No.12365241

>>12365228
>throw live pizza party tour
>charge zoomers $300 a head to attend
LMFAO
At least they're not ashamed of ripping off their cringey faggot ass fans

>> No.12365245

>>12365228
I like their YT channel, but that's about it. Brad's the man, Claire's a chubby cutie and a couple of the others are alright. Solid recipes or just fun to watch if you like food.

>> No.12365252
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>>12365228
Brad is cute!

>> No.12365256

>>12365228
Why does this look like that painting of jesus

>> No.12365258

>>12365228
Eceleb/waifu cancer. Off topic 95% of the time.

>> No.12365265

They need a tall gl Asian man on the show

>> No.12365309

>>12365265
Andy is Iranian
it's not his fault he's a manlet

>> No.12365327

>>12365256
It’s weird. It’s similar enough to make me think that, but different enough to not be deliberate.

>> No.12365348

>>12365228
Awful, not worth watching 15+ minutes of cringy yiddish interaction for their recipes. The viewers don't give a shit about cooking so they just encourage more bullshit.

>> No.12365388

>>12365228
Where the fuck is priya

>> No.12365390

>>12365228
Why is Andy looking at Chris

>> No.12365428

>>12365390
He's clearly looking at Claire because she's looking at him.

>>12365348
/pol/ is that way idiot.

>> No.12365437

>>12365428
Andy is looking up and rightward

>> No.12365450

>>12365256
Brad's not in the center though.

>> No.12365491

>>12365228
Hacks compared to Emmy.

>> No.12365503

>>12365228
Is this some stupid tv show where they all run around like chickens with their heads chopped off? No thanks.

>> No.12365545

>>12365503
It's not.

>> No.12365554
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>>12365503
>run around with head chopped off
Do Americ- I mean, chickens, really do this??

>> No.12365557

>>12365241
That's the price you have to pay to feel up Brad

>> No.12365561

>>12365256
(((Claire))) is in judas's position lmao

>> No.12365579

Brad is the man

>> No.12365580
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>>12365554
Yeah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

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>>12365554

>> No.12365634

>>12365580
wow

>>12365590
why is the EU flag so tiny compared with the American flag? This saddens me

>> No.12365741

>>12365228
I wanna be the meat in a Claire and Molly sandwich

>> No.12365760

>>12365228
I love it. Chris and Carla can fuck off though

>> No.12366155

>>12365561
>left the company for "reasons"
>comes back as an independent contractor/guest contributor
>now seemingly a full-time employee again
I wonder just how much they increased her pay

>> No.12366165

>>12365760
Chris is the most talented one in the kitchen you faggot

>> No.12366258

>>12366155
You don't get the maximum amount you can get paid by staying with the same company for years here in the US. Source: got a 300% pay raise by switching jobs every few years in the last 8 years. Old colleagues on the same level that stayed with my old job are getting paid roughly half of what I get paid. Loyalty doesn't pay here.

>> No.12366274

>>12365241
300? Are you McFucking joking me right now??

>> No.12366297

>>12365228
I like everyone but the blonde, the homosexuals, and the chubby manlet jew who sometimes makes an appearance.

>> No.12366304
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>>12365554

>> No.12366370

>>12365228
i just got a 2-year subscription to the mag cuz i love Molly so much
+ free tote

>> No.12366442

i want to fug molly

>> No.12367051

>>12365228
>tfw you will never be ridden by Molly as Claire sits on your face
why live?

>> No.12367072
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Brad and "Vinnie" are the only two I honestly care about on BA. The rest are those stereotypical hyper competitive city chefs who think anybody cares about their opinion on anything. Except for the tiny older lady who owns the place, I don't remember her name, but she's been entertaining when she's been on camera. The rest can all hang for all we care.

>> No.12367118

>>12367072
I think the Chris Morocco guy is pretty competent and worth watching.

>> No.12367165

>Claire throws her mass produced chips in the oven again at the end despite never having done that before
>"Uggghhhh, why did something go wrong? I dun wanna make any more, I'm going home"
Guys, is Claire genuinely retarded?

>> No.12367201

>>12365228
molly is best girl, fuck claire

>> No.12367214

>>12367165
>Guys, is Claire genuinely retarded?
worse, a woman

>> No.12367250

>>12365228
It's a load of shit.

>> No.12367259

>>12366297
>the chubby manlet jew
That ginger cunt? His fat faggotry infuriates myeslf because I see myself in hiim

>> No.12367274
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>>12365228
I've never watched one of their videos but I've seen enough threads on /ck/ to know that I wouldn't mind the skunk-haired lady sitting on my face. I'd even have an extra in with her because I'm one of her wretched kind.

>> No.12367323

>>12365228

not sure. which one's Bon? the guy on the left?

>> No.12367326

>>12367118
He's the most competent guy there. There's a reason he's in the background of every video, that fucker is in that kitchen working shit out all the time. Him and Brad are the two that are most on the ball to real cooking. Andy and Molly are the eccentric type of shit you do once a millenia. Carla can get fucked.

>> No.12367538

>>12367072
The person your thinking off is Gaby

>> No.12368552
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>> No.12368591

>>12368552
God I wanna smell that stinky butt

>> No.12368614
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>>12366274
yup it was $300, granted it did come with a lot of shit and perks. For NYC, it’s not that bad of a price.

>> No.12368974

Where's my boy DELANEY at?

>> No.12369166

>>12365256
Because I worship Claire's feet

>> No.12369187

>>12365557
>>12365241
Can one of the schizo posters write some insane brad findom rant it’d be hilarious

>> No.12369200

>ywn sneak off with carla at the family picnic after discussing different searing methods over a few homemade shandies and a bottle of white wine
>ywn take her in the woods and make out with her even though she's dating your relative
>ywn grab her squishy ass and sneak a finger near her wet pussy
>ywn slide down her mom jeans and furiously lick her clit while she muffles her moans
>ywn fuck her against a tree while you can hear the rest of the picnic from across the lake
>ywn have a secret to take with you to every family meeting when she becomes your relative's fiance

>> No.12369254

Chris > Andy = Brad > Claire > Everyone else >>>>>>>>>> The faggot editors that randomly show up

>> No.12369331

>>12368552
i want her to crush me with her fat ass so badly

>> No.12369386

>>12365228
Everyone but Brad and Claire fucking sucks. Pretty sure most of the guys there are fags or maybe it's just because it's Jew York. Also fucking fire the poo in loo that always makes toast.

>> No.12369409

I wanna bang Molly and Brad. On a more serious note, I really enjoyed Brad's "It's Alive" series.

>> No.12369418

>>12369254
Seconding this. Though I'd put priya under everyone else given how retarded she is. And fuck that prick editor with his avocado rings.

>> No.12369433

The pizza episodes were quite enjoyable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yan892RXh5A

>> No.12369761
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It's embarrassing how many resources BA has and how puerile and shallow their content is.

>> No.12369765

>>12365228
I'd pay Claire to strip down naked and eviscerate me with a kitchen knife while giggling uncontrollably.

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>> No.12369784

>>12365228
I want to stick my dick inside of Molly and Claire.

>> No.12369788

>>12369784
gay

>> No.12369866

>>12368614
It was also exclusive.

>> No.12369870

>>12369761
>gay stereotype
>has wife & multiple children

>> No.12369926 [DELETED] 

>>12365428
Ask Joe Biden if /pol/ is right

“The truth is that Jewish heritage, Jewish culture, Jewish values are such an essential part of who we are that it’s fair to say that Jewish heritage is American heritage. The Jewish people have contributed greatly to America. No group has had such an outsized influence per capita as all of you standing before you, and all of those who went before me and all of those who went before you.”

“You make up 11 percent of the seats in the United States Congress. You make up one-third of all Nobel laureates. So many notions that are embraced by this nation that particularly emanate from over 5,000 years of Jewish history, tradition and culture: independence, individualism, fairness, decency, justice, charity. These are all as you say, as I learned early on as a Catholic being educated by my friends, this tzedakah.”

“You can’t talk about the civil rights movement in this country without talking about Jewish freedom riders and Jack Greenberg. You can’t talk about the women’s movement without talking about Betty Friedan” or American advances in science and technology without mentioning Einstein and Carl Sagan, or music and Gershwin, Bob Dylan and “so, so, so many other people.”

“I believe what affects the movements in America, what affects our attitudes in America are as much the culture and the arts as anything else. It wasn’t anything we legislatively did. It was ‘Will and Grace,’ it was the social media. Literally. That’s what changed peoples’ attitudes. That’s why I was so certain that the vast majority of people would embrace and rapidly embrace” gay marriage."

“Think behind of all that, I bet you 85 percent of those changes, whether it’s in Hollywood or social media are a consequence of Jewish leaders in the industry. The influence is immense, the influence is immense. And, I might add, it is all to the good."

>> No.12370750

>>12369784
>Molly and Claire.
>Not wanting a steaming foursome with Molly, Claire and Brad.
Nigga you gay

>> No.12370753

>>12368552
>BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>> No.12370849

>>12369870
That's why his camp mincing is such an offensive gay stereotype.

Please try to keep up.

>> No.12370968
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>the perfect pizza is mushroom
what the fuck

>> No.12370982

I kind of really want to fuck Claire even though I think she'd be annoying in person. Not sure why she's not even that attractive either.

>> No.12370998

>>12370968
Yes, the best pizza is mushrooms.

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>>12365228
Which one of you sent the dick pic to molly? I'm not angry. I just feel defeated that she saw somebody else's dick first.

>> No.12371496

>>12371479
I mean, she's married.

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>>12371496
Fuck

>> No.12371625

>>12368552
It's a start but she can't compete with that fertility goddess from Tasty.

>> No.12372590

>>12368552
I just wanna eat her ass while she cooks up a storm. Is that thing? I love her old roastie/modern hipster aesthetic too. She probably wears nice underwear.

>> No.12372597

>>12365241
did they at least serve butter chicken pizza there?

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>>12365228

>> No.12372617

>>12368552
the hourglass is an illusion made by her apron, anon. Claire is a tube-shaped, needy, bratty child who lucked into a youtube series.

>> No.12372632

>>12369761
>Carla
>tolerable
nice bait or you have the shittiest taste and I can only imagine your boring personality

>> No.12372663

chris is the only one who isn't total trash at cooking

>> No.12372707

>>12372663
Molly is good, I don't know what problems you'd have with her ability

>> No.12372741

>>12369761
>women
>tolerable

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How do you feel about Carla's parents' house?

https://youtu.be/O72dypRrn98?t=578

>> No.12373636

>>12365245
Molly seems like the kind of girl to break down in giggles after getting her ass pounded.

I dig it.

>> No.12373654

>>12365228
You're prolly an ai shill but molly's great. tradition monogamous wife vibes. some of brad's stuff is dec. good watch, the making fun of brad is getting forced. was good when it was fresh

>> No.12373707

I dislike how long the videos are getting

>> No.12373715

>>12368974
Fuck that fat loser.

>> No.12373785

>>12373605
I feel like her dad is in Finance.

>> No.12373824

>>12365228
i hate teh gay one

>> No.12373916

>>12372597
I saw Brad from Bon Apetite at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.12373922

>>12365228
God Tier
Brad

Waifu Tier
Molly

Meme Tier
Claire

Decent Tier
Chris

SHIT TIER
Carla, Andy

>> No.12373951

meant my post
>>12373916
for
>>12369187

>> No.12373977

Chris isn't entertaining but I like watching him because he's the least spastic

Brad > Chris > POWER GAP > Claire >= Molly > Gaby > POWER GAP > Adam > Amiel > Delany > Priya (skip because Indian) = Andy/Rick (skip because gay) = Carla (skip because ugly)

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>>12365256
Maybe it's the bright colors on a dark background?

>> No.12374624
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All the pizzas they cooked at Carla's parents house looked like absolute dog shit. Clearly the floor of the oven wasn't hot enough to crisp the base of most of them up to anything above soggy mess.

>mfw they spend weeks dicking around with recipes and at the end of it everyone agrees that a mushroom pizza with chilis and oil is "the best pizza"

>> No.12374848

Brad is based and redpilled, the choice of patricians

The rest exist, I guess

>> No.12374856

>>12374848
Did you see how he brings out Priya's personality in their video together? Judging from her other videos you wouldn't guess she has one. Brad is a god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6IyyFc1RqI

>> No.12375713

>>12374624
You do realize real Neapolitan pizza is suppose to be a bit soupy in the middle right?

>> No.12375727

Waifuism ruins it
They are Ok, nothing more

>> No.12375767

>>12365258
>>12373654
Cuck

>> No.12375843

>>12365228
plebs like claire or brad. patricians know chris is the real deal

>> No.12375853

>>12365228
why no black people?

>> No.12375904

>>12375843
i feel he's far and away the best cook in that building

>> No.12376067

bout to make the sambal noodles chris did

>> No.12376116

>>12375853
It would be unhygienic and would therefore slow down their video production.

>> No.12376135

>>12375853
They showed a black guy on a Bon Appetit video once. He was the chief maintenance guy or something.

>> No.12376136

>fast food
>ecelebs

this board is fucking garbage now

>> No.12376148

there's the black editorial assistant with the fucked up face

>> No.12376260

>its another ugly brown bitch makes a starch episode
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12376423

The magazine is trash but some of the recipes are all right

>> No.12376791

>>12375713
It's supposed to be vanilla in the middle. Chocolate and strawberry on either side. Anything else and it's inferior.

>> No.12377346

>>12369254
Are you me?

>> No.12378972
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> she sees your dorito