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How can KFC even compete?

>> No.12365066

>>12365059
Very well it would appear.
Very well indeed.
>polite sage because OP is ESL ‘tard.

>> No.12365067

they cant
filipinos are the strongest culinary race

>> No.12365079

With a 5.99 Jollichicken and large sodajoy combo? It is certainly impossible for American folk hero Colonel Sanders to compete.

>> No.12365090

>>12365059
You’re right. Jollibee has replaced KFC as the absolute worst fried chicken chain in the USA.

>> No.12365091

fuck off already kid

>> No.12365169

>>12365059
Because they have thousands of locations in the US and jollibee has like 10?

>> No.12365273
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>>12365059
>How can KFC even compete
They can't

>> No.12365637
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based 'BEEposter

>> No.12365976

>>12365059
>jollibee
LITERALLY WHO

>> No.12366301
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>> No.12367251
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>>12365059
BY BEING AVAILABLE IN INDIANA UNLIKE YOU

>> No.12367753
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>>12367251
BASED Indiana Jollibee© potential customer. Your consistent faith will be rewarded one day. The future Indiana branch will have the cutest Flips serving you our juicy crispy Chickenjoy™

>> No.12367781

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>> No.12368233
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12368233

KFC doesn't compete. They just let it happen.

>> No.12368251

how much do I have to pay for this board to have actual moderators?

>> No.12368295

>>12368251
Offering money would scare the ones we do have away.

>> No.12368756
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12368756

*blocks your path*

>> No.12368762

>>12365059
How can a fast food mascot be so fucking smug?

>> No.12368764

>>12367753
COUNTING THE DAYS, BEE

>> No.12368817

>>12365059
They just cant!

>> No.12368927

>>12367781
It's not shitposting. It's shillposting

>> No.12369010

>>12365059

gotta admit. that's one creepy costume. if I were a kid I'd have nightmares from that. wtf?

>> No.12369027

Someone post the webm of the Jollibee cuck commercial where the guy lets his oneitis use him for years before marrying someone else.

Daddy's got some shitposting to do on multiple boards...

>> No.12370303

>>12369010
they don't tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7elkmsPaJs

>> No.12370343
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>>12366301
Bzz bzzzzzzz

>> No.12370377
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BASED JOLLIBEE DABBING ON MUTTS WITH ITS SUPERIOR FREID CHICKEN AND SELECTION
THIS CAUSES ALOT OF BUTTHURT ON /CK/ WHICH IS FILLED WITH 500LBS FATTIES WHO WORSHIP THEIR LOCAL MURIFAT FASTFOOD ESTABLISHMENTS.
NOW THEY HAVE A GENUINE COMPETITOR WHICH IS THEIR WORST NIGHTMARE AS BEING BTFO BY FLIPS IS CONSIDERED HUMILIATION BY THEM


THE COLONEL FEARS THE BEE

>> No.12371491

>>12365059
It cant

>> No.12372380
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12372380

Whats with the constant Jollibee posting these last few weeks

>> No.12372810

>>12372380
viral marketing

>> No.12373588
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>>12369027
Got'cha

>> No.12374165

Please let this thread die. That OP really fucks with me.

>> No.12374182

KFC mogs the shit out of jolliebee in asia.

>> No.12374193
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12374193

Report these threads for spamming/flooding. Do not reply.

>> No.12374198

>>12373588
Who thought this was a good idea for a fried chicken fastfood restaurant

>> No.12374199

>>12365059
I will only eat at Jollibee when they start serving butter chicken pizza

>> No.12374200

>>12365066
Enjoy your ban.

>> No.12374366
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>>12365059
April 14th, 2045! KFC BONELESS CHICKEN! That's right, boneless chicken today; from KFC. BONELESS CHICKEN! I can't wait. I'm gonna review it, I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna dig into it 'cause I hate bones and I can't wait to review it for you guys. So please, pass this video along, share it with your friends, and please subscribe because KFC BONELESS CHICKEN.Todays the day! I can't wait, I HATE chicken bones they get caught in your throat and you CHOKE. I just want to ATTACK it! WOO! KFC BONELESS CHICKEN!

>> No.12374402

>>12374366
>implying this guy's gonna live past 2025

>>12374193
It's never too late anon, let Jesus into your heart.

>> No.12374443

>>12373588
God damn I was this guy once but thank God I didn't let it get this far

>> No.12374459

>>12374193
Posting to spite you.

>> No.12374486

>>12374366
WOO WOO WOO

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>>12374366

>> No.12374929
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12374929

>Americans will never experience the taste and crunch of actual good fried chicken

>> No.12375118

>>12374193
Why? They're good threads and interesting too I think.

>> No.12375146

>>12373588
Holy.fucking.shit...

I thought the Canadian Tim Hortons commercials were ridiculous with how they tried to insert themselves into every facet of Canadian life. This is a whole new level. And the guy ends up being a cuck too? Christ.

Literally the worst, most subversive commercial iv ever seen.

>> No.12376301
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>>12365059
This fucking board is shit for allowing the amount of spamming.
That chicken looks like absolute shit too.
The mascot is creep central and not even King creepy, just creepy creepy

>> No.12376302

>>12365059
>I sure do love shilling this fast food restaurant that I have never eaten at before

>> No.12377816

>>12376302
don't stall and rush to your nearest Jollibee anon

>> No.12377922

>>12377816
Great , I'll hop on a flight to reach the nearest jollibees only 2000 miles away. Meanwhile, church's, popeyes and kfc are all within a 10 mile drive. Hmm, how much do they pay flip kids for shilling a chain with 38 US locations? Strange, that is.

>> No.12378165
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>>12365059
How are these paid shills not banned already?

>> No.12378178

>>12376301
If we didnt have this we would have soyface hot sauce thread instead so we aren't losing anything of importance here

>> No.12379687

>>12365059
its cute that flipfags are trying but really dudes you need to improve that shit. And put some fucking playrgounds in your restaurants u niggers.

>> No.12379710

>>12370377
>THE COLONEL FEARS THE BEE

>>12374646
lmao

>> No.12380209

>>12378165
who do you think keeps the lights on in here
probably an advertising package you can buy directly from 4chan

>> No.12382057

>>12379687
they did have playgrounds back then

>> No.12382246

>>12365059
Ok I’m staying in a hotel with one of these right across the street. Should I go and what should I order?

>> No.12382252

>>12382246
Two piece chickenjoy with extra rice and upgrade to pineapple juice.

>> No.12382261

>>12378165
It's having the opposite of any intended effect. I see Jollibee and just look at the whole chain with disgust. Everything from the logo, to the advertisements is off-putting and makes me NEVER want to go to one if they pop up in my neighborhood.

>> No.12382265

>>12382252
Ok but if you fuckers are lying to me I’ll be pissed

>> No.12382270

>>12375146
It's a series of commercials with its own plot, it's actually pretty funny, it's on Youtube.

>> No.12382275

>>12382270
I've only found two in the series, and a bunch of unrelated ones

>> No.12382403

>>12382265
post results when done

>> No.12382563

>>12365059
They literally can not. They can only hope nobody finds out about Jollibee. Change is on its way.

>> No.12383270

>>12368756
How ironic

>> No.12383311

>>12370343
Hey you stole my meme!

>> No.12383326

>>12365059
You faggots have got to be memeing at this point. The food shown on their website looks fucking vomit inducing

>> No.12383332
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The closest Jollibee is a 5 hour drive from me

>> No.12383342

>>12383326
thanks for bumping the thread poopbutt

>> No.12383370
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>>12383332
It about a half hour for me, only one in the city. I hate that I'm curious about trying it

>> No.12383655

>>12383326
And KFC looks better?

>> No.12383825

>>12365059
>How can KFC even compete?
KFC is a non-entity now; it's a lumbering dinosaur that doesn't know it's extinct yet. So, seeing your chain as superior to KFC is not that big of an accomplishment.

>> No.12383918

>>12368764
Surprised this hasn't popped up as a novelty for white folks in somewhere like Fishers or Carmel.

>> No.12383940

>>12365059
>open at 7:00am
holy shit finally I can eat fried chicken in the morning

>> No.12384051

>>12365059
damn the shillapines defense force is out in force

>> No.12384100

>>12383326
it looks fucking fake
like an alien trying to imitate human food

>> No.12384441

>>12383370
Have you had Jollibee yet anon?

>> No.12384460

>>12365059
I don't know about Jolibee, but I know that YUM will sell off KFC eventually to a holding company in Canada.

>> No.12384469

>>12384460
Why? Doesn't YUM have the rights to all the successful KFCs, all the KFCs that aren't in the USA?

>> No.12384490

>>12384469
Boomer era fast food chains are only formidably successful in Asia and Canada has many holding companies for businesses catering to Asia.

>> No.12384503

>>12374193
Fuck off leftist. This is an American fast food board. Don't make me castrate you with my shotgun nigger.

>> No.12385621

>>12382403
"Results" lol, yeah show us the diarrhea and the vomit

>> No.12385667
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>>12383918
Lived in Carmel for 3 years and I don't think I ever saw a single filipino. Fishers tho, maybe.

YOU HEAR THAT BEE? FISHERS, GET TO IT

>> No.12387005

>>12365090
kek

>> No.12387332
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Bumping for the bee

>> No.12387371

>>12384490
So you're saying they can't turn good profit as a US company during this race war with China. Damn it, Donald Trump. Must you destroy everything?

>> No.12387384

>>12365059
All the employees at the nearest one are mahu.