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What can you deduce about my roommate based on his hot sauce collection?

>> No.12361448

He likes to buy hot sauce

>> No.12361450

>>12361438
he's not white

>> No.12361454

>memevark

yikes

>> No.12361455

He likes it up the ass and enjoys a myriad of hot sauces

>> No.12361465

>>12361438
I bet he has a beard and doesn't know how to change the oil in his car.

>> No.12361474
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>>12361438
He's probably black or hispanic

>> No.12361499

>>12361438
he's a fag with a hot sauce collection?

>> No.12361548

>Lea and Perrins worcestershire
>keeps the wrapper on at all times
definitely one of those faggots who do shit for attention because they have no identity
>Slap ya Mama
>Vark
No, that's your collection. "my roomate" yeah sure bud.

>> No.12361557

>>12361438
Secret Aardvark is supposed to be refrigerated after opening. Seems like a fag.

>> No.12361562

>>12361450
>>12361474
My roommate is white. He bartends and is most likely an alcoholic. He hates Trump and is very liberal. He even owns a Nintendo Switch, unironically.

>> No.12361579

>>12361438

>labels turned around
I don't know, maybe have better photo composition, ass.

Also pay your half of the goddamn rent

>> No.12361582

>>12361562
I just think it's weird that you keep referring to yourself in the third person as "my roommate"

>> No.12361590

>>12361582
It's implied since OP is a fag and we know the "roommate" is a flaming homosexual.

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>>12361562
Lol no he's not. Everyone know whitpipo can't handle spicy food

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>>12361562
let me guess he looks like this...
Just let it go dude

>> No.12361841

>>12361438
don't normal people refrigerate their sauces after opening them?

>> No.12361859

>>12361841
Yes, but most people are fucking idiots.

>> No.12361929

Hypothetical question, anons: If you had to decide which of two 'guys' was the most insufferable pretentious cunt and only knew that one had a hot sauce collection and the others a bitters collection which would you choose?

>> No.12361933

>>12361929
How big is a collection?

>> No.12361937

>>12361438

You should spit in all of them then punch him in the fupa.

>> No.12361947

>>12361933
Greater than 3 of either.

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Rate my collection.

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>>12361438
He could use more Jollibee in his life.

>> No.12361996

>>12361948
cholula is great
its not even hot though, it's like tabasco or franks.

Try the other flavors.
Green pepper is a nice basic salsa verde flavor of jalapeno with tomatillo.
Chili garlic is good on literally anything.
I didn't care for the chipotle, but I think that's just because I personally don't like the smokiness of chipotle peppers.

>> No.12362013

>>12361948
>no valentina
yikes

>> No.12362214

>>12361438

You should club him to death with a pipe while he sleeps.

>> No.12362223

>>12361438
Guy really likes his hot sauces. Ask him which is his favorite!

>> No.12362242

Too many hot sauces. I only keep a couple favorites around to eat.

>> No.12362251

>>12361438
Shit taste. That spooky white sauce has no flavor.

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>>12361438
He has developed a tolerance to the pain therefore he can endure pain slightly better than you. His poop is spicy. He has probably has no idea how to make a good dry rub considering he just lathers everything up with liquified fruits.

>> No.12362378

>>12361438
Where did he grow up?
Where are you guys living now?
What are his friends like?

I'm genuinely curious about the white numales and hot sauce phenomenon. Tell me more about your boyf—roommate.

>> No.12362496

>>12362378
They obviously don't have a roommate.

>> No.12362508

>>12361438
He sucks at facing, labels should be faced out.

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hey look i found a pic of op and his room mate