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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZO7AS8Lrh8
New Steve like 2 minutes ago.

Very fresh.

>> No.12360796

>>12360783
Nice.

>> No.12360815

>>12360783
You forgot the second Steve.
Not Nice. This thread has no hiss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD4RTN2aVOs

>> No.12360821

>>12360815
Nice!

>> No.12360829
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Nice

>> No.12360866

>>12360829
Anyone notice his Kebab Remover patch on the shelf next to him in these shots?

>> No.12360875

>>12360866
Steve is a alt righter, you didn't know?

>> No.12360920

Absolutely decadent.

>> No.12360930

>>12360875
He's too nice to be involved in poilitcs.

>> No.12360938

>>12360783
Well. It keeps you alive, most positive thing I can say.

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>tactical gas station food

>> No.12360983

>>12360875
Oh fuck, so he's a closeted fag? Fugggg...4

>> No.12360984

>>12360930
he just shows whatever his viewer sends him I think

>> No.12361014

>>12360875
Remove kebab meme =! alt right, you dumb cunt.

>> No.12361070

>>12360875
based

>> No.12361177

>>12360783
thank you steve

>> No.12361193

>>12360866
/k/ sent him that and he likes to feel appreciated by his fans

>> No.12361344

>>12360783
Nice and hiss pilled

>> No.12361478
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12361478

Fucking NICE

>> No.12361619

>>12361478
Fuck, so now he's a pedo in addition to being a fag? God help us, everyone!

>> No.12361665

>>12361478
God I wish that were me

>> No.12361667

>>12361619
that girl is at least 25

>> No.12361707

>>12360783
he seemed angry at the beginning of this video, and then the MRE had a soothing effect on him

>> No.12361731

>>12361478
Blinking for the picture is exactly what I'd expect of Steve. Absolute Chad frame, though, I'm sure she got his four fingers of death later on

>> No.12361736

i wonder what his shits are like

>> No.12361738

>>12361619
>a woman who isn't wider than her height looks like a child
t. fat woman

>> No.12361742

>>12360815
Someone make a WebM of the dispensing of the pudding. It looks like doodie.

>> No.12361801
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4 Steve videos in less than a month. What good did we do for us to be spoiled so much?

>> No.12361873

>>12361478
she cute

>> No.12361953

>4 steve videos in one week
holy shit

>> No.12361960

>Sleep deprivation
>Been a rough week
Is he alright? What is he not telling us?

>> No.12362001

Does anybody know why Steve uses that weird sega genesis sounding music in his videos? Just curious

>> No.12362022

>>12362001
sounds like music from old military training videos from when he was a kid

>> No.12362025

>>12362001
i know he makes all the music himself if that answers your question

>> No.12362071

>>12361478
I'm pretty sure this is fake. Steve doesn't ingest or buy anything not from a military issued MRE.

>> No.12362080

>>12362071
he ingest that bitch pussy juice on the regula

>> No.12362085

>>12362080
Nice

>> No.12362116

What ever happened to Kiwi Dude? He was one of the few other MRE guys I could stand. Nice voice, decent review ability, and his kid was nice.

>Last upload 2 years ago

Oh...

>> No.12362131

So which do you guys like more: the modern MRE or the historical MRE reviews?

I honestly enjoy the modern ones a little more, bonus if they are from some non-typical country.

>> No.12362140

>>12361619
she looks 30, anon.

>> No.12362147

>>12362131
historical and non-typical country modern

ww2 will never stop being interesting, it's the biggest thing that ever happened

>> No.12362150

>>12362131
I'm a retro MRE man myself, but I'm not one to pick and choose when we have so few options.

>> No.12362153

>>12362140
that girl looks 22-23. younger than steve

she's wearing bad/overdone makeup which makes you interpret her as older. good skin, so probs young

>> No.12362160

>>12362131
A mix. I like the reviews of MREs from the 80's-2000 Russia/USA. I played a lot of Operation Flashpoint and am fascinated with the idea of a war at the height of the Cold War.

>> No.12362165

>>12362131
Everything other than the survival ration, they all looks the same to me

>> No.12362169

>>12362165
find the video of the survival ration for pilots shot down in the south pacific

shit is intense

>> No.12362173

>>12362169
That's probably my favorite review, and not for the food. It was like a box of shitty cereal but had 8 neat prizes inside.

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>>12362131
I was thinking but I really can't decide. On one hand, I enjoy seeing Steve get excited handling pieces of history even if he doesn't get to eat all of it. Yet again, I like having a look at foreign ration videos as well, those give a neat insight on the state of that country's military and cuisine.

>> No.12362199

>>12362190
>literally any asian country
>main course: curry and rice

>> No.12362200

>>12361619
poor bait

not nice at all

>> No.12362209

>>12362131
Historical American and anything foreign.

>That vid where the MODERN Chinese MRE is already filled with rotten meat, rotten vegetables, and soggy noodles

>> No.12362226

>>12362209
link me

>> No.12362239

>>12362226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n96m5lB8nzA

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>>12362239
>>12362239
i gotta pour a couple ounces of evan for this one

>> No.12362342

>>12360783
I hope that faggot who always makes the 'oh noes Steve is dead' threads is satisfied now. Shit is so goddamn annoying.

>> No.12362343

>>12360783
N I C E .

>>12360815
>Packed in January of this year or later
I hope Steve's body doesn't reject that MRE for being too fresh like an organ transplant surgery gone wrong.

>>12362131
Essentially what >>12362190 said
Modern US rations are the least interesting, but Steve's presentation of them and comparing them to vintage ones he's eaten in the past makes for engaging videos. I especially like FOREIGN HISTORICAL MREs like that Nazi cola chocolate or the tin beef he chiseled off from the Boar War


>>12362239
>Let's try another bite..
>That was a big mistake.
>I'm not making that mistake again.
Steve's reaction to that MRE was one the worst I've seen of modern era. I question the actual efficacy of the Chinese infantry if this is what their nation feeds them on the regular.

>> No.12362358

>>12362131
I prefer the historical ones because I like to hear Steve state multiple times "I'm not eating that" to whatever old shit is in the mre and then have him go on to eat some of it.

>> No.12362363

>>12362343
The Chinese ration is probably healthier than the gutter oil used to cook street food there. Probably.

>> No.12362382

>>12362131
This
The old ones gross me out

>> No.12362386

>>12362343
China hauls portable kitchens everywhere. The rations get eaten only in emergencies, I've heard

>> No.12362396

>>12362386
Most modern countries do the same. MREs are kind of expensive and its more cost effective to ship cooks and equipment to locations rather than a shitload of MREs.

>> No.12362400

>>12362358
>*sped up P38 noise*
>*brings can to nose*
>uuuuuugh oh god, that smells absolutely foul and rank, theres no way i'm eating that
>dumps turd-looking substance onto tray and pokes with spoon
>well you know maybe i'll just have a little nibble
>hey you know what that actually tastes... oh god no, wait actually, no nevermind. *spits out* that's totally inedible

>> No.12362424

>>12362396
Most modern countries don't ship emergency rations that spoil within a year or even less, though

>> No.12362435

>>12360783
Don't get me wrong. His gay. Right?

>> No.12362459

>>12362435
No. If I recall correctly, he has a kid.

>> No.12362460

>>12362400
>>hey you know what that actually tastes... oh god no, wait actually, no nevermind. *spits out* that's totally inedible

that was one of my favorite steve moments ever

>> No.12362471

>I'm not going to eat any more of the ham
>digs around
>takes a bite
>oh well that was a good piece

>>12361960
Same. Maybe its just one of those normal weeks that kinda suck.

>> No.12362500

>>12362363
>implying the chinese government doesn't use the lowest common denominator to feed its soldiers
Anon that shit is bottom of the barrel slop

>> No.12362513

>>12362424
True, but that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about countries shipping portable kitchens to combat zones. Armies run on their stomachs, and it is a major consideration when thinking about any military operation:
how do we feed these fuckers?
>MREs, of course
OK, how do we feed these fuckers as cheaply as possible?
>braindead cooks and barely operational equipment, of course

Maybe the Chinese are smart for making their field rations last so shortly? Are they planning on having operations last very long? Is there a tactical advantage to having meals that last for decades? Last for decades, knowing that the great, grand majority will be eaten within a year?
I'm not an expert on the topic, but I am Jewish so I know it alllll involves money and resources.

>> No.12362551

>>12362513
>but I am Jewish

amazing you wrote all of that garbage just to have it immediately discarded

>> No.12362609

>>12362131
Depends on my mood
If i'm eating and watching his vids I want the modern
If I'm watching to be entertained or want something chill I watch the old ones

>> No.12362612

>>12362131
The modern ones are way better, the old ones are disgusting. I get that Steve likes them for the historical significance and that's cool, but they're just not for me.

>> No.12362618

>>12362471
>oh man this was absolutely rancid I could get super sick eating this
>lets just take one more bite

>> No.12362623

>>12362435
>His gay. Right?
I wish

>> No.12362630

>>12362623
he uses jewtube and monetizes his content so i can't really imagine him being 100% straight.

>> No.12362634

>>12361478
Oh god, I could only imagine how moist her pussy must have been. Her legs were likely trembling with her knees about to buckle. She definitely wants Steve's seed. God I wish that were me

>> No.12362661

>>12360875
Nah, everyone I've talked to that knows him says he's just left of center

>> No.12362688

>>12362661
This
Someone on reddit asked him about the patch and he just said that a fan sent it to him and he thought it looked neat

>> No.12362709

>>12362661
>he's just left of center
Nice Headcanon

>> No.12362733

>>12362435
he works landscaping, can't get much more straight than that.

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>>12362709
danke

>> No.12362836

>>12360815
>frank zappa
nice

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>bought a case of MREs because of him
>ate them over the course of a month
>his videos made them seem way more exciting and delicious than they were
>some of the mains were downright inedible

>> No.12362867

>>12362863
Which ones did you get? The American ones seem extremely underwhelming. Wouldn't mind getting a Spanish, French, or Indonesian one.

>> No.12362881

>>12362867
American. The 'tactical gas station food' line described the experience perfectly.
I guess if you're in a warzone its probably a lot more palatable but christ some of it was just gruel

>> No.12362884

>>12362881
Yeah those look like junk. Even some of my friends have said they're pretty bad but alright if you got nothing else or on assignment without a base nearby.

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Fuck niggers

>> No.12363140

>>12361619
That woman is at least 20

>> No.12363156

>>12362435
His gay what?

>> No.12363273

>>12361478
she looks like she feels good

>> No.12363736

i'm sure steve responded to me once on /pol/ on a random post i made someone responded and put steve1983 at the bottom of the post. it was in a completely random thread so unless it was someone just larping but i doubt it.

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>steve can eat a 70 year old MRE from some countries that don't even exist anymore
>a modern chinese MRE is so bad he can't even stomach one bite

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>>12363778
Strange, considering the food was made for their military. They probably used the best gutter oil available

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>>12363736
Similar thing happened to me. Steve made me promise him that i'd never forget the 6 million

>> No.12363903

Retard here. How do some of these MRE's even work? You dump some cold water into the bag, shake it up, and it hydrates the food or something?

>> No.12363920

>>12363903
depends if it's dried, if it is then you would add water and let it dehydrate. but a lot just come fully hydrated in pouches that you use a water reaction mre heater to warm up.

>> No.12363925

>>12363920
* rehydrate

>> No.12364074

>>12363736
>productive person
>using /pol/

retard. get out and stay on your containment board.

>> No.12364086

>>12363793
Rye bread is fucking good tho. Most bread is too sweet. Makes a great turkey and ham sandwich.

>> No.12364681

>>12360875
>alt right
shut the fuck up you liberal faggot

>> No.12364703

>>12364681
cringe but also based for bumping a Stevethread

>> No.12364714

>>12362551
Nah, it's a decent post.

>> No.12364750

>>12364074
Nigger

>> No.12365701

I love Steve! Forced my roomies gf to watch one of his videos and she admitted he was a 10/10

>> No.12365867

What is Steve's profession? I know Metal Gear Solid is favorite game series but other than that I don't know that much. He lives in Florida.

>> No.12365881

>>12365701
Did you cuck your roomie afterwards?

>> No.12365944

>>12365867
In his older videos the description says he sells cars, it's been gone for a while though.

>> No.12365962

>>12365944
Huh? It’s widely known that he’s a landscaper in Florida.

>> No.12365968

>>12365962
So he mows lawn etc?

>> No.12366019

>>12365962
Swore I saw that somewhere, I must be confusing him with someone else

>> No.12367134

>>12365968
No landscapers are the ones who "build" your lawn, garden, yard, etc. They place stones, sod rolls, plant trees, make ponds, that kind of thing.

>> No.12367263

>>12367134
He seems like the kind of guy to do today. Maybe his week was rough since summer heat is starting to set in here in Florida.

>> No.12367356

>>12365962
Hmmm, I wonder how many illegals he employs for $5.00/hour, cash.

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for me, it's the most advanced shelf stable tactical gas station food in the world

>> No.12367844

>>12360875
A man like Steve has no need for useless political squabbles

>> No.12367860

>>12361619
Are you a verified twitter user by any chance? I

>> No.12367869

>>12361736
Extremely dense

>> No.12367959

>>12363788
this was revolting until i was they might be bees

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>>12360875
He's a /k/ommando

>> No.12369575

such a wholesome and nice fella

>> No.12369580

>>12369508
I like how he refuses to swear. It’s refreshing.

>> No.12369617

>>12367959
they might be giants