/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12355503]

ITT:Weird chef stories
>Guy i work with asks me for $20
>Knew he was a cocaine addict so i asked why he wanted the money
>Told me he is gonna cook the meal of my life
>Hand him a twenty
>Next day he begins frying something before service
>Motherfucker is cooking the biggest steak i've seen
>Serves me a huge as juicy steak
>Literally cooked ro perfection with a shitload of spices
>The steak was literally betterthan sex

[Anonymous No.12355512]

>>12355503
Every fucking chef is a cocaine addict alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.12355520]

>>12355503

[Anonymous No.12355525]

>>12355503
Based. It’s nice to hear about people not being scumbags for a change.

[Anonymous No.12355527]

OP your gif gave me such a meat-boner. Yummm!!!

[Anonymous No.12355539]

>>12355512
I want to question your theory but goddamn if every chef I worked with wasn't my dealer.

[Anonymous No.12355555]

>>12355512
>>12355539

Not all of them but from personal experience all of them are caffeine addicts and heavy smokers

[Anonymous No.12355655]

>>12355555
Quints of truth right here. I'm amazed I got out of the industry without picking up a serious smoking habit.

[Anonymous No.12355690]

>know your coworkers are using drugs
Why don't you call the cops on them? Especially if they're fucking DEALING, that's a second degree felony where I live.

[Anonymous No.12355701]

>>12355690
weak bait

[Anonymous No.12355720]

>>12355701
If it's marijuana, I get that, but it sounds like some of you people work in areas where your coworkers are doing hard drugs. That shit shouldn't be tolerated.
>m-muh hallway monitor
It's a decent way to show upper management that you've got the chops to lead.

[Anonymous No.12355725]

>>12355720

[Anonymous No.12355727]

>>12355720
Woman.

[Anonymous No.12355826]

>>12355655
I met only a couple of chefs that were straight edge which was weird
>>12355690
>Guy works 22 hours a day
>Still functions and excels at his work
>Never had a plate send back in a famcy restaurant
Why should i snitch on him? He is not doing anything wrong and i'm not his mother

[Anonymous No.12356336]

>>12355826
>straight edge
Not even close, my problem with drinking began in earnest once i went full time, I'd have a beer in the shower after work and finish the six pack before bed. Still only smoke occasionally/socially though.
Best chef I ever worked for took a smoke break almost every hour.

[Anonymous No.12356354]

>>12355539
Every chef I know, which is at least 6 or 7... ALL OF THEM love a drink, love smoking weed, and love sniffing obscene amounts of cocaine.

[Anonymous No.12356369]

>>12355512
All menial labor jobs have cocaine addicts and alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.12356373]

>>12355503
It tased better than sex because he cut some cocaine in as seasoning.

[Anonymous No.12356376]

>>12355539
Are you telling me I can get drugs and good food from the same person

[Anonymous No.12356398]

>>12356336
Same, bad habits and chefs are like love and marriage
>>12356373
Nah, he wouldn't chanrge me only $20 if it had coke in

[Anonymous No.12356440]

>>12355503
>been working for this chef for about two and half years
>he’s an amazing cook and has a good heart but throws the worst temper tantrums known to man
>he’s infamous in the whole region for this tantrums, but also accredited for many awards and accolades
>shooting the shit with a sous who works for one of chef’s most successful apprentices
>tells me a wild story
>said chef is a terribly drunk
>was at the bar one night in the 80s and a beautiful lady started flirting with him
>they advanced towards each other until she was on his lap
>feels her up and finds out she has a dick
>throws the biggest tantrum known to man
>throws her on the floor and starts beating the shit out of her
>uncontrollable rage
>massive lawsuit
>chef goes on, never tells anyone and continues to be very successful

I don’t know if I believe the crazy beat down but I’ll be damned if I didn’t love my tranny-strangling chef.

[Anonymous No.12356559]

>>12356398
m-marriage is supposed to riddled with love?

[Anonymous No.12356580]

>>12356440
Wait, he didn't want to fuck the trap? What is he, gay?

[Anonymous No.12356583]

>>12355512
I’m about to interview for a local burger joint job and I’m already an alcoholic and stoner so you’re probably right. Never done coke though, just ketamine and I certainly don’t make a habit of that.

[Anonymous No.12356618]

>>12355503
>chef has one arm
>see him drive off one night
>check his car the next day
>its a stick shift
holy shit howd he do it???
he couldnt even chop an onion.

[Anonymous No.12356799]

>>12356440
>her

[Anonymous No.12356829]

>>12355503
that webm looks so good i want to cry

[Anonymous No.12356832]

>>12355503
>taps knife

[Anonymous No.12356834]

>>12355720
do that and youre downright violating the NAP. and you know what that can get you

[Anonymous No.12356848]

>>12355555
checked

[Anonymous No.12356853]

>>12355720
>If people don't do MY choice of drug they should loose their job and go to prison.

Literally kill yourself

[Anonymous No.12356922]

>>12356618
i want to believe this is real

[Anonymous No.12356937]

>>12356618
As long as you can plan around/ahead of places with lots of turning, and your car's alignment is dead on, it's not too terribly hard. I do it all the time if I've got a drink or something in one hand

[Anonymous No.12357482]

>>12355555
We're gonna start calling you 5 for 5

[Anonymous No.12357529]

Chef here. Never even tried cigarettes and only smoke weed a few times a month. Get better self control.

[Anonymous No.12357544]

why are most cooks so fucking degenerate

[Anonymous No.12357559]

cringe

[Anonymous No.12357639]

Coke is such an overrated drug, chefs are idiots.

[Anonymous No.12357644]

>>12357529
Get a better job.

[Anonymous No.12359048]

/ck/ exposed for barely having any cooks/chefs. this board should be renamed to /ff/

[Anonymous No.12359412]

>why does one of the few jobs that don't care about felonies have so many drug addicts

[Anonymous No.12359528]

>>12359048
Fuck all