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>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

>> No.12350334
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>MUH PASTA WATER!

>> No.12350344

>>12350334
the pasta water shit isn’t funny dude

>> No.12350345
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>guys i just made an asiago, bacon, avacado, pomegranate, acai, pretzel bun, kimchi, hot sauce, EVVO, soy, organic, free range, artisanal, sriracha, sourdough, IPA, brioche, nashville hot chicken, bao, porkbelly, smoked brisket, unicorn, activated charcoal, la croix, doughnut, food truck, quinoa, paleo, keto, vegan, charcuterie, durian, jackfruit, grass-fed, bone broth, poke, pho, black garlic, carolina reaper, scotch bonnet, slider, ramen, humus, pumpkin spice, kombucha, kale, ramps, foraged, tapas to eat while listening to my favorite podcast on Trump's corruption before leaving to get a straight-razor, full service shave and massage at my local antique barbershop and purchase some new beard balm and mustache wax and take my pit bull for a walk (don't worry, he won't bite) through my gentrified neighborhood while thinking about the plight of negroes before returning home and posting on twitter (verified of course) and reddit via my iphone X.

>> No.12350396

>>12350331
BASED as usual

>> No.12350466

>>12350345
Just fuck my shit up

>> No.12350471

>>12350331
>he posts the same shit every day and thinks he’s above söyboys
you’re worse faggit

>> No.12350483

>>12350331
you could at least get banned for a good shitpost

>> No.12350498

It’s gonna be a great summer

>> No.12350503

>>12350471
You wish it was just every day, soy tranny discord dialator.

>> No.12350528

>>12350498
LEAVIN ME HERE ON MY OWN

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>>12350331
Gabagool

>> No.12350570

>>12350345
I have a friend that is a Barber in the type of place that gives you a beer while you wait and he said they all hate doing shaves.

>> No.12350605

>>12350483
>implying the mods and jannies aren't in on this

>> No.12350628

>>12350503
Don't get so mad, I'm sure you'll have sex one day.

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>carolina reapers

>> No.12350661

>>12350345
what is left to you? corn?

>> No.12350670

>>12350661
do you really think i listed every food but corn?

>> No.12350684

>>12350670
>something is wrong with foods like bao, pork belly, or grass-fed meat

what flyover do you live in? yearly income below $20,000 USD right?

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>peruvian charapita pepper

>> No.12350693

>>12350684
I didn't say something was wrong with it. I said it was soy. You can still eat it if you want. The only reason it would bother you is if you actually cared what someone said on 4chan. You don't care do you?

>> No.12350715

>>12350345
I hate what I have become.

>> No.12350731

>>12350693
lmfao imagine having a problem with shit like grass-fed because you can't afford grass-fed anything

sad existence

>> No.12350737

>>12350731
why is calling it soy a problem? why does that taint your enjoyment of it? perhaps you put too much stock in internet memes. maybe it's not me you're frustrated with, but with yourself.

>> No.12350743

>>12350737
LMFAO imagine not being able to spend $200 eating out in 3 days like I did this weekend

just imagine it :(

>> No.12350747

>>12350743
Glad to see your parents still take care of you.

>> No.12350937 [DELETED] 

>>12350731
Well this posit is exactly the point, the idea that there's some kind of moral-technocratic value to something being "grass fed" is just a thin veneer over the reality of it just being status signaling. The early cyberpunk, post-humanist bourgeoisie peeling off the skin of the hipster aesthetic and wearing its face as a mask

>> No.12350945

>>12350731
Well this post is exactly the point, the idea that there's some kind of moral-technocratic value to something being "grass fed" is just a thin veneer over the reality of it just being status signaling. The early cyberpunk, post-humanist bourgeoisie peeling off the skin of the hipster aesthetic and wearing its face as a mask

>> No.12350968

>>12350945
Um, based much?

>> No.12350970

>>12350684
Grass fed meat is a meme