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12333009 No.12333009 [Reply] [Original]

They're called "chips", goddammit.

>> No.12333014

>>12333009
hello edditor needlessly swearing in his post because his “meme” is unfunny

>> No.12333019

>>12333009
Who gives a shit, fuck you. Fuck your thread.

>> No.12333079

>>12333014
i can swear wherever and whenever i want, if you have a goddamn problem with that id suggest you see yourself out, sir.

>> No.12333115

do americans really

>> No.12333128

>>12333115
dO aMerICanS reALLy dO tHINgs lmaooo im l i t e r a l l y in TEarS RN.

>> No.12333130

>>12333128
seethe harder burger
do americans really get this mad over a low effort ironic meme post

>> No.12333197

Chisps

>> No.12333226

>>12333079
Even if you made me laugh that doesn't mean you don't use Reddit.

>> No.12333237

>>12333009
no stupid , those are very thin "potato slices" , not a "chip" or otherwise " chunk " of a potato.
what americans call Fries , which are actually " strings of potatos " , can on occasion be irregularly sliced slabs ,, that resemble chips .

so in short stop being a stupid arrogant know nothing and get some life experiance.

>> No.12333243

>>12333226
guilty as charged, glad i made you laugh though

>> No.12333253

>>12333237
they're chips of potatoes asshat.

>> No.12333261

>>12333253
look up the definition of chip "asshat"
those are very thin potato slices. not a chip of fried potato

>> No.12333426

>>12333014
>swearing is now reddit
Why

>> No.12333429
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12333429

Everyone and everything in thid thread

>> No.12333432
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12333432

>>12333429

>> No.12333464

My buddies didn’t die face down in the muck back in 1776 so we could call them crisps

>> No.12333485

I tried regular chips with shredded cheese for science. it was ok, i guess.

>> No.12333670

>>12333009
You mean "crisps"?

>> No.12333707

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>> No.12333728

>>12333130
>being this obsessed

>> No.12333732

>>12333237
in English we call very thin fried potato slices "chips" or "crisps". why does that simple observation make you so mad?

>> No.12333739

>>12333261
>DON'T CALL THEM CHIPS IF THEYRE NOT CHIPS REEEEEE

>> No.12333764
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12333764

These are chips.
No known american analogue exists

>> No.12333772

>>12333764
Those are known as "steak fries" over here in the States.

>> No.12333813

crisps sounds like way too much hissing, like you're a snake or something, its a very awkward word. like you have a lost kitten and you're trying to convince it to come out.

>> No.12333855

They're called crisps in England because in medieval times before we had potatoes people would fry thin slices of flour paste in hot oil. These were called cryspels or cryspes.

>> No.12333856

>>12333261
chip
/CHip/
noun
1.
a small piece of something removed in the course of chopping, cutting, or breaking a hard material such as wood or stone.

How is a potato chip not a small piece of potato removed in the course of cutting it?

>> No.12333925

>>12333856
"small" is pretty vague. I wouldn't say something that has the same cross section as the entire potato counts as small. for me a "chip" would be more uniform, like something youd actually get by "chipping" away at a piece of rock. a slice is very specifically a slice, so why use a less specific term to refer to it?

>> No.12333931

>>12333813
what a strange take

>> No.12333937
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12333937

>that one chip in the bag that puffs up to a pillow
Why has no chip maker figured out how to make all chips like that?

>> No.12333942

>>12333937
because theyre shit
no substance at all, they're way too airy and thin
you can get similar styles but usually not made with potato slices, theyre good cause they're thicker

>> No.12333945

>>12333937
If I remember correctly those are pommes souflees. I remember seeing them on an info graphic about fries potatoes.

>> No.12333959

>>12333925
Your shitty fluffy, undercooked french fries aren't "chips" by your definition either, since they're also just sliced off, and are almost always bigger than real potato chips.

>> No.12333974

>>12333959
theyre closer to chips at least. unless you can come up with another one-word name for them, its the best name you can really have. not like people would want real chips anyway.

also
>using fluffy as a negative term on a cooking board
fluffy chips are divine nigga. what, you want your fries to just be completely dried out so you taste nothing but oil when you eat them?

>> No.12334099

>>12333974
>unless you can come up with another one-word name for them
fries, or frites if you're European

>> No.12334404

>>12333764
They're actually called fried everywhere but the U.K so you guys are obviously doing something wrong

>> No.12334433

>>12333014
This desu

>> No.12334455

>>12333009
I agree

>> No.12334466

>>12333009
>getting this buttblasted over what others call things
You might have a chip on your shoulder.

>> No.12334471

>>12333937
this, they're always the saltest too..which i like

>> No.12335339

>>12334099
but crisps are also fries. so thats a dumb name. you could name fucking anything you fry "fries".

>> No.12335346

>>12334466
No, but I do have a crisp on it.

>> No.12335424
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12335424

Why is this so hard?

>> No.12335442

>>12335424
>fries
>chips
>chips

get it right u fucking bong

>> No.12335464

>>12335442
what kind of retarded mutt are you

>> No.12335477

>>12335442
I'm not even from the UK but I still speak English (traditional) not English (simplified)

>> No.12335500

>>12335424
>>12335442
>>12335464
Name referrers to the kind of cut. Which is why Bongs are inherently wrong. Those or not crisped with a knife. The other two are a form of frenching, which we lazily refer to as fries. The first is a rather standard size, the other is called steakhouse.

To simplify things for other Americans, if you've ever had canned green beans, I'm sure you've seen french cut?

>> No.12335504

>>12335500
Apologies for the terrible grammar, it has been a long day and whiskey is rather cheap in America.

>> No.12335510

>>12335500
you've pulled that out of your ass. chips/fries were introduced to american soldiers by belgians in ww1, but the belgians spoke french so dumbass burgers named them french fries

>> No.12336303

>>12333772
We have steak chips as well tho... They're just just rectangular looking on instead of square.

>> No.12336318

no, they are called thinly sliced, deep fried potatoes. no more confusing names, every name should convey the precise essence of what it is. a sweet potato pie should be called; pureed sweet potatos sweetened with sugar, and baked in a wheat flour and butter crust.

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12337066

>>12335424
straya here. its..
>chips
>chips
>chips

>> No.12337285

>>12333009
It's only bongs that call them crisps right?