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>> No.12332986

How does he get out without breaking the eggs? Does he even leave the egg fort?

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if you don't know by now I can't help you

>> No.12333003


The finesse of a certified average home cook, amazing.

>> No.12333011

Nice trips.
I'm guessing he doesn't even until he sells all of his eggs? That's some hella devotion if true.

>> No.12333017

you sound like such a faggot

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>> No.12333047

how does she get out?

>> No.12333058

She marries somebody rich.

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>> No.12333228

>webm thread without a covergirl

what's the point

>> No.12333266

Whoa now THIS is epic

>> No.12333268

Is this filo dough?

>> No.12333275

Do Americans really?

>> No.12333284

Needs a grated hard cheese like parm or asiago, maybe a nice aged gouda or manchego

>> No.12333290
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Just regular puff pastry. In the freezer section.

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>> No.12333342

the fat fuck is just stuffing them in his cheeks, thats cheating

>> No.12333344

>take burger back

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>> No.12333452

jesus fucking christ

>> No.12333492

ngl, I would probably enjoy eating that

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>> No.12334122

As long as i wasn't aware that fat grannie's disgusting dirty mitts were all over my burger

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>> No.12334301

dont knock it until you try it

>> No.12334765

go fuck yourself

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>> No.12334889

This is the proof of tay tay is /b/tard

>> No.12334969

this is just too much cheese, I don't understand why people pretend to like this shit

>> No.12334987

huh? don't reply to my post

>> No.12334993
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>this is just too much cheese,
Just wait until you discover what swiss fondue is.

>> No.12334998

This looks like it could kill someone. This definitely isn't child save

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>> No.12335228

Yeah, I'm sure those chunks of raw broccoli will be eaten

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>> No.12335344

>jack will never love you like that pizza

>> No.12335412

butterburgers are so good.

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>> No.12335554

Im throwing this overboard

>> No.12335598

>popper pigs
this means something very different in the gay community.

>> No.12336337

brb gotta vom

>> No.12336373


You only think that because the only cheese you've had has been a "cheese like product" instead of actual cheese.

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>> No.12336762

I think I'm just gay, but why not eat a fucking strawberry instead? They're already plenty sweet enough.

>> No.12336763

I like butter... but that's too much butter.

>> No.12336765

Kill me, Pete

>> No.12336772

it's a white person making this recipe, but this is totally how black people make mac n cheese. this is exactly the type of shit you'd bring to a thanksgibbn.

>> No.12336779

Fucking beautiful.

>> No.12336784

well that's fucking embarassing. i quoted the wrong post. i meant >>12334242
soul food owns and black people built america

>> No.12336786

cant go a fucking day without webm threads. that's horrible people.

>> No.12336789

if you press the check box next to the post and the hit delete it'll disappear

>> No.12336791

what is it with food video degenerates and mac and cheese? why do you need to incorporate it into every fucking dish?

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>> No.12336806

it's funny that he died irl. his legacy won't live on because his son is gay and left the egg business.

>> No.12336843

>S E E T H I N G

>> No.12336850

Did that nigga throw the wrapper in there?

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>> No.12336927

What the fuck is that brown fluid? Who in their right mind would eat the guts of a bottom feeder?

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oh dear

>> No.12336929
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>bacon is bad

>> No.12336942

It's sheet gelatin you mong

>> No.12336956

>t. seething Hmong

>> No.12336958

Animals have fluid in their bodies. It's bodily fluid. You're welcome.

>> No.12336959

>he doesn't know bacon is a forced meme

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not liking bacon is much more so at this point

>> No.12336980

trying to be funny dipshit?

>> No.12336990

Nothing Engrish about my post but ok

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you got a funny way of showing it.

>> No.12337002

Shut you're mouth

>> No.12337008

>shut you're mouth
it's your btw. proving your engrish.

>> No.12337013

>proving your engrish.


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I was testing you dummy
lmao you thought you 1uped me m8.

>> No.12337022

Nice attempt at a save but no one buys it

>> No.12337025

I dont care what you think m8. lmao still got you.

>> No.12337041

>chopped herbs

do americans just buy bags of mystery "herbs"?

>> No.12337042

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.12337050

owned! l8ter m8

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>> No.12337076

A joke, right?

>> No.12337093

She is cute
What's her name?

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Crabs want to be food, this is their greatest wish

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>> No.12337221

How else are they gonna get the salt levels just right?

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>> No.12337235

God I wish that was me

>> No.12337251

i seriously doubt anybody likes sprinkles. they taste bad, even as a kid they were shit

>> No.12337264

Whoa this is super epic

>> No.12337492

Yep. She's gotten thiccer too.

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>> No.12338032

>the libertarian in any economic debate

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Are there really people that use a separate utensil to level off measuring cups like that?

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these are the ingredients

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>> No.12338304

I love how he takes absolutely enormous bites and it takes him 30 seconds to chew it before he can talk again. just terrible

>> No.12338319

she's so cute but jesus christ

>> No.12338324

>lemme cut your genitals off first before I kill you bro

>> No.12338336

That woman sipping her cola like it's whisky is the most flyover person I have ever seen.
I already know this is in Wisconsin, but if I didn't I would be able to tell just from a frame of her.

>> No.12338388

I now want to be spanked by a hot midget

>> No.12338400

We have raclette pretty regulary for the winter at my house, everyone loves it

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Look at the depths Tasty had driven food Network to.

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>> No.12338520

you ok m8? that statement is way out of bounds. If yur having a stroke, go to the hospital, gramps.

>> No.12338540
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luv steak

>> No.12338580

Do you slurp a lot of dicks in your spare time by any chance. You seem like you do.

>> No.12338583


the united states were a mistake

>> No.12338590

Did something crawl up your ass and die, you're very smelly.

>> No.12338597
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>Axis liek appel. No liek arrows.

>> No.12338626

You NEED to get mentally evaluated. I can sense that you need help really badly. Go in, get help, and save yourself from this grim future you may have.

>> No.12338647

I used to think like a retard and then I grew up advising you to do the same.

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You have angered the emperor of all the spergs. Was that part of your plan?

>> No.12338663

Why? How? Explain this statement and tell me how these are even remotely comparable?

>> No.12338685

And what did food network do to you? One retarded video makes you think the whole network is corrupt.

>> No.12338716

Yes, black people WOULD fuck up something as simple as a Mornay sauce for their mac and cheese.

That garbage is going to separate into layers of oil and protein in 20 minutes because the cook was too dumb to blend their roux with the cheese.

Also, who the FUCK makes a bechemel with evaporated milk??

>> No.12338717


>Crustacean University

>> No.12338719

you think you're funny fuckface? that's not right........

>> No.12338779

>star anise

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life hack

>> No.12338837

>black people built america
the same way a shovel digs a hole

>> No.12338842

They're also for dipping just like the bread and pretzels you dipshit.

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>> No.12338869

Is that mayo or queso or what? I honestly barely understand anything that's on this pizza except for corn.

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>> No.12338892

its sour cream

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>> No.12338909

What is this dish?

>> No.12338928

butt-fucked crab and rice dish.

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>> No.12338955

When will he die

>> No.12338958

brainlet here, How do you blend gelatine with thc, asking for a friend.

>> No.12338966

suck it off your friends cock

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foodjacks live forever

>> No.12339019

I didn't ask for your dick sucking preferences I asked how to mix gelatine with thc.

>> No.12339027

based retard poster

>> No.12339029

suck it off your friends cock

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>> No.12339051

Not using lobster shells to make the sauce.

>> No.12339073

it's funny when autists get stuck in a loop.

>> No.12339083

Mum "What do you want for breakfast?"
Kid 1 "Pancakes!"
Kid 2 "Mac and Cheese!"
Mum "Haha I know just the thing."

>> No.12339098

suck it off your friends cock

>> No.12339116

As a chink. This makes me so mad

>> No.12339125

Why not just make cheesy pancakes? What the fuck does the pasta add
stupida fackin amedigan

>> No.12339130

Like salt bae but based

>> No.12339144

I don't hear you laughing, dufus. Don't say something's "funny" when clearly you mean something else. Why do American's have to butcher our language by redifining words that already exist? Eat a piss nodule, please.

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>As a chink.

>> No.12339155
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>Why do American's have to butcher our language by redifining words that already exist?
Because you were BTFO in 1776, and we had to bail your ass out in two world wars.

>> No.12339160

This is ok

>> No.12339169

This desu

>> No.12339261

what the fuck are bread cubes

>> No.12339296

cubes of bread. used as a filler

>> No.12339392

>this kills the crab

>> No.12339452

pay attention, /ck/ this is an actual recipe webm

>> No.12339463

wow looks like my collection. only that I save 3 of each.

>> No.12339471

its also how white people make mac and cheese. the flour butter mixture is called a roux, its a french technique

you're right about soul food though

>> No.12339491

>throws the pizza, breaks it, hastily repairs it
>start thinking this is a joke webm, start laughing
>goes into one of those mexican 'everything but the kitchen sink' webms
smile and optimism: gone

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>> No.12339542

>becoming a gleaming assembly of metal and plastic, processing arthropods into meat with the fluidity and precision of an artist

>> No.12339543

fokking episch maat

>> No.12339675


I dont get it

>> No.12339695

Here is the full vid
He literally starts the oven with trash

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at 1:20

>> No.12339727

How else would you get that wood smoke in there?

>> No.12339739

By not burning old pallets stolen from delivery docks

>> No.12339741

Wood is wood m8, doesn't matter the form. As long as its dry there is no problem.
Might wanna be more concerned about the chemicals the guy introduced when he used the used pizza box as fuel

>> No.12339777

>remove the seeds

>> No.12339780

wood can be treated making it toxic retard

>> No.12339796

the dishes are family style the azns are too pussy to tell the ypipo to share

>> No.12339806
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How many chemicals are in the wood? How many chemicals are the trash? How about we just don't fucking cook food with rubbish? Is that too much to ask?

>> No.12339819

You use fuel what you have available. You want a cheap prize for that """"""pizza"""""" then expect them to cut corners somewhere. Don`t like, take your business somewhere else

>> No.12339835

The problem starts when every restaurant is using the same trash for their ovens too, you don't get to "not like" eating poison.

>> No.12339847

>You use fuel what you have available.
Which third world shithole are you from?

>> No.12339848

>black people built america

>> No.12339859

Every body dies someday, this video was made in Brazil. I people they much ratter die eating a pizza ratter than being shot in the head.
And you are a fucking moron if you think every pizzeria does that, you pay for what you get. You can probably get that pizza for like 4-5 bucks.

>> No.12339881

Those fucking favelados don't care about some shit they don't understand. They just want cheap pizza m8

>> No.12339902

wish they'd die off a little faster

>> No.12339922

Well if they continue to eat there they will. Gotta give the guy some praise, he DOES have some good oven handling skills

>> No.12339953
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>he DOES have some good oven handling skills
that's like saying ja/ck/ has some good cooking skills

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>> No.12339978

I was under the impression that the tomatoes referenced by "fried green tomatoes" were in fact tomatillos, not literal under-ripe tomatoes.

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>> No.12340010

He does handle the pizza well. The fuel used is another matter

>> No.12340021

what is this technique?

>> No.12340048

no u

>> No.12340112

do you need to rebroil the cheese wheel for each plate?

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>> No.12340137

knowing her name will accomplish nothing for you anon

>> No.12340146

of course. would the cheese magically melt itself?

>> No.12340187
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If you get cut in half vertically, which half do you think would experience those last milliseconds of life?

>> No.12340191

sounds kinda annoying if your doing a raclette for multiple people.

>> No.12340203

kek dude got cu/ck/ed literally

>> No.12340207

yes, it would be repetitive and annoying at busy times. but they signed up for the job and it's their job to do.

>> No.12340217

What a twist.

>> No.12340249

no money was ever lost on overestimating american intelligence and jack is ground zero

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>> No.12340347

Kids know.

>> No.12340441

the virgin dine vs the chad feast

>> No.12340468

Oh man, it's been years since I made fried green tomatoes.

You thought wrong. The underripeness gives them a pleasant tanginess that pairs well with the breading.

>> No.12340527

Aren't under-ripe tomatoes poisonous tough?

>> No.12340550

well you were wrong and stupid

>> No.12340711

yeah, full of sulfur.

>> No.12340724

Sweet I'm going to Jollibees now.

>> No.12340805

thats got to be the worst puff pastry i have ever seen

>> No.12340825

post part 2 of the cucking

>> No.12340844

>cooking for women
>doing anything for women

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You forgot the sequel.

>> No.12341199
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>> No.12341202

Is there a third one? Feels like there needs to be a cuck triangle.

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>> No.12341263

Like maybe the groom could be secretly lusting for the rejected girl to complete the story.

>> No.12341283

or the cuck that got rejected guns the groom down. that would be much more hilarious and fulfilling.

>> No.12341295

is that a guy
why is a guy so cute

>> No.12341297

and then he wins her back after that and never gets caught.

>> No.12341405

What a legend

>> No.12341409

A decent chunk of Asian men are very feminine

>> No.12341412

anon. thats a fish.

>> No.12341687

People have had their brains cut in half that way. It's all sorts of fucked up desu.

>> No.12341692

beaners are so fucking stupid

>> No.12341696

and niggers are disgusting

thank you for making me never want to eat out /ck/

>> No.12341700

Du Haast started playing as I watched this and it fit very well. Would fuck that chink.

>> No.12341701

>here's your cholera bro

>> No.12341705


I honestly don't think it matters past where they cut your dick off.

>> No.12341840

>i made this strawberry out of 10 strawberries over the course of 10 hours. that'll be 500 dollars
>i made this 1 dollar bill out of 500 dollar bills, keep the tip

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>> No.12341884

I'm pretty sure this is just a scene from quake 4.

>> No.12341886

>mouse door meme

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I'm not sure what's happening here. Is this supposed to make me want to eat at this restaurant?

Reminds me of pic related

>> No.12341903

Nigger you have no idea the amount of chemicals wood pallets are coated in to keep them from rotting.

>> No.12341905

Yummy yummy methyl bromide.

>> No.12341911

Didn't know they had internet in 1500s spain.

>> No.12341986

RESYK proof of concept

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>> No.12342223

There is one step to the cuck cycle, and it is cuck.

>> No.12342230

He seduced and married her out of spite because he saw his true love would only ever love the other guy.

>> No.12342305

That's actual cheese, not american (((cheese)))

>> No.12342322

I just fucking hate americans

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And we hate you too

>> No.12342350


>> No.12342352

>It tastes good because of the ingredients. It tastes like it has the ingredients in it.

>> No.12342607

That's funny. You're literally never on my mind.

>> No.12342709

Id eat it

>> No.12342724

Yeah, your failure to comprehend a world outside of your tiny bubble is one of the reasons you are hated.

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>> No.12342753

>how will this help us sell more burgers?

>> No.12342828

i was gonna complain bout no sound, then I looked up the original video, which is extremely fucking annoying.

>> No.12342853

they put less butter on


>> No.12342858

its too pixelated for me to be enraged

i'm more confused

>> No.12342865

fuck off
there is no such thing

>> No.12342878


>> No.12342951

That's not really a great comeback quote to use considering the rest of the episode.

>> No.12343781


I've never been so I'm not sure, but is this really how Americans have their burgers?

>> No.12343814

it's just one restaurant that does something that absurd. it does not represent American burgers

>> No.12343855

>manlytears prepare a cail for diner

>> No.12343876

>Cajun cuisine
Why would you think this?

>> No.12343881

You realize you like more of an autist by spamming this unfunny pasta everytime the egg fort gets posted.

>> No.12343891

and you think it's funny that the egg fag gets posted every thread? (you)

>> No.12343904

Battered and fried tomatillos would be good tho. Throw a lot of chili powder in the breading too.

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cumin seeds not chilli powder you autist

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>> No.12343938

this is actually a pretty clever food hack

>> No.12343953

>cutting fish into pieces makes you a chef

>> No.12344009

it's funny when spergs get really angry

>> No.12344038

what if he's a mexican trying to get in?

>> No.12344066

Aren't green tomatoes poisonous?

>> No.12344081

are you from the 1500's? what's it like back in that time, probably shitty right?

>> No.12344125

>niggers and women don't fuck up society
>Jews are expelled from most places
It's quite comfy actually. Being a serf is about the same as a wageslave. Sanitation is a bit lacking though.

>> No.12344142

I hear you. sounds comfy for sure except everyone must be a stinksman

>> No.12344171
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The duality of man

>> No.12344177

Dude do you really think something sold in a major grocery store in the produce section would be poisonous

>> No.12344184

I have never seen green tomatoes sold in stores. Also yes, there's a lot of stuff sold in stores that's poisonous.

>> No.12344211

>thyme with stalks
>breaks egg with both hands
>pre-rolled puffpastry
>no pre-game shit-talking
>not basting the steak, making it overcooekd
>bread bowl
>scraping the pan with metal whisk
>non-existent seasoning
>MDMA cupcake
>scrapes the crusty non-melted bits
>American leftover food
Literally the only good webm in this thread.
>muh molecular fruits xddxxddx
>crab cream, not a female virgin king crab
>actually unironically using hotdogs made from pig vulvae
>not crushing the star anise first
>reducing your IQ by eating retarded crabs
>pokes a hole in your pizza "heh nothing personnel kid"
>retarded whites eating meals meant to be shared amongst the table by themselves
>eating food made with the same hand and currency they use to wipe their asses with
>can dab the grease off the pizza but can't dab the grease off his face
>he didn't go for the girl with the penis
>"eugh there's creme in my semen??!?"
>not giving the fish a concussion before chopping its head off
Boy's qt asf tho.
>let's ruin this decent pastry cup with disgusting proprietary whip cream
>old dumbass calling onion breads "scallion pancakes"

>> No.12344244


I think the sheer volume of autism you expressed with your post may have given me cancer.

>> No.12344248

And what foods are those?

>> No.12344285

or, you know... stop being a little bitch and fry a fucking egg.

>> No.12344288

I like the swastika one

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>> No.12344320

damn, the shokugeki no soma movie looks based desu

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this upsets me on an unimaginable level

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>> No.12344625

I don't know and that's my problem. It just makes me sad. I'm also a bitch to be fair.

>> No.12344699

he cute

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>> No.12345195

It's an entire commercial series.

>> No.12345574

Happened in Detroit and the guy got fired.

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