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>> No.12332970

How?

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>> No.12332986

>>12332981
How does he get out without breaking the eggs? Does he even leave the egg fort?

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>>12332986
if you don't know by now I can't help you

>> No.12333003

>>12332978

The finesse of a certified average home cook, amazing.

>> No.12333011

>>12332999
Nice trips.
I'm guessing he doesn't even until he sells all of his eggs? That's some hella devotion if true.

>> No.12333017

>>12333003
you sound like such a faggot

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>> No.12333047

>>12333041
how does she get out?

>> No.12333058

>>12333047
She marries somebody rich.

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>>12333058

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>> No.12333228

>webm thread without a covergirl

what's the point

>> No.12333266

>>12333224
Whoa now THIS is epic

>> No.12333268

>>12332968
Is this filo dough?

>> No.12333275

>>12332989
Do Americans really?

>> No.12333284

>>12332978
Needs a grated hard cheese like parm or asiago, maybe a nice aged gouda or manchego

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>>12333268
Just regular puff pastry. In the freezer section.

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>> No.12333320

>>12332986
>>12333011
Retard

>> No.12333327

>>12332981
classic

>> No.12333342

>>12332992
the fat fuck is just stuffing them in his cheeks, thats cheating

>> No.12333344

>>12333317
>take burger back
>YOU FORGOT THE EXTRA BUTTER

>> No.12333346

>>12333317
americans?

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>> No.12333452

>>12333317
jesus fucking christ

>> No.12333492

>>12333317
ngl, I would probably enjoy eating that

>> No.12333604

>>12333093
reddit

>> No.12334122

>>12333492
As long as i wasn't aware that fat grannie's disgusting dirty mitts were all over my burger

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>> No.12334301

>>12333317
dont knock it until you try it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAUpelESAXo

>> No.12334765

>>12333228
go fuck yourself

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>> No.12334889

>>12334816
This is the proof of tay tay is /b/tard

>> No.12334969

>>12334886
this is just too much cheese, I don't understand why people pretend to like this shit

>> No.12334987

>>12334969
huh? don't reply to my post

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>>12334969
>this is just too much cheese,
Just wait until you discover what swiss fondue is.

>> No.12334998

>>12334869
This looks like it could kill someone. This definitely isn't child save

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>>12334889

>> No.12335228

>>12333224
Yeah, I'm sure those chunks of raw broccoli will be eaten

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>>12334999
checked

>> No.12335344

>>12332999
>jack will never love you like that pizza

>> No.12335412

>>12333317
butterburgers are so good.

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>>12334999

>> No.12335554

>>12333224
Im throwing this overboard

>> No.12335598

>>12332989
>popper pigs
this means something very different in the gay community.

>> No.12336337

>>12333317
brb gotta vom

>> No.12336373

>>12334969

You only think that because the only cheese you've had has been a "cheese like product" instead of actual cheese.

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>>12332963

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>> No.12336762

>>12336749
I think I'm just gay, but why not eat a fucking strawberry instead? They're already plenty sweet enough.

>> No.12336763

>>12333317
I like butter... but that's too much butter.

>> No.12336765

>>12333317
Kill me, Pete

>> No.12336772

>>12333395
it's a white person making this recipe, but this is totally how black people make mac n cheese. this is exactly the type of shit you'd bring to a thanksgibbn.

>> No.12336779

>>12336732
Fucking beautiful.

>> No.12336784

>>12336772
well that's fucking embarassing. i quoted the wrong post. i meant >>12334242
soul food owns and black people built america

>> No.12336786

cant go a fucking day without webm threads. that's horrible people.

>> No.12336789

>>12336784
if you press the check box next to the post and the hit delete it'll disappear

>> No.12336791

>>12334999
what is it with food video degenerates and mac and cheese? why do you need to incorporate it into every fucking dish?

>> No.12336801

>>12334999
>butter
ruined

>> No.12336806

>>12332981
it's funny that he died irl. his legacy won't live on because his son is gay and left the egg business.

>> No.12336843

>>12336791
>S E E T H I N G

>> No.12336850

>>12336749
Did that nigga throw the wrapper in there?

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>> No.12336882

>>12333317
>butter
ruined

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>>12332989

>> No.12336920

>>12336917
>bacon
ruined

>> No.12336927

>>12336875
What the fuck is that brown fluid? Who in their right mind would eat the guts of a bottom feeder?

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>>12333317
oh dear

>> No.12336929
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>>12336920
>bacon is bad

>> No.12336942

>>12336850
It's sheet gelatin you mong

>> No.12336956

>>12336927
>t. seething Hmong

>> No.12336958

>>12336927
Animals have fluid in their bodies. It's bodily fluid. You're welcome.

>> No.12336959

>>12336929
>he doesn't know bacon is a forced meme

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>>12336959
not liking bacon is much more so at this point

>> No.12336980

>>12336969
>engrish
trying to be funny dipshit?

>> No.12336990

>>12336980
Nothing Engrish about my post but ok

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>>12336990
you got a funny way of showing it.

>> No.12337002

>>12336994
Shut you're mouth

>> No.12337008

>>12337002
>shut you're mouth
it's your btw. proving your engrish.

>> No.12337013

>>12337008
>proving your engrish.
*you're

checkmate

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>>12337013
I was testing you dummy
lmao you thought you 1uped me m8.

>> No.12337022

>>12337020
Nice attempt at a save but no one buys it

>> No.12337025

>>12337022
I dont care what you think m8. lmao still got you.

>> No.12337041

>>12333224
>chopped herbs

do americans just buy bags of mystery "herbs"?

>> No.12337042

>>12332981
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.12337050

>>12337022
owned! l8ter m8

>> No.12337070

>>12333224
>bacon
ruined

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>> No.12337076

>>12334869
A joke, right?

>> No.12337093

>>12336994
She is cute
What's her name?

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>>12337073
Crabs want to be food, this is their greatest wish

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>>12334869

>> No.12337221

>>12334122
How else are they gonna get the salt levels just right?

>> No.12337225
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>>12334999
why

>> No.12337235

>>12337073
God I wish that was me

>> No.12337251

>>12334869
i seriously doubt anybody likes sprinkles. they taste bad, even as a kid they were shit

>> No.12337264

>>12336917
Whoa this is super epic

>> No.12337492

>>12334889
Yep. She's gotten thiccer too.

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>>12337093
sofi770

>> No.12338013

>>12337093
>her

>> No.12338032

>>12333093
>the libertarian in any economic debate

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>>12332963
Are there really people that use a separate utensil to level off measuring cups like that?

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>>12334869
these are the ingredients

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>>12338039
why

>> No.12338304

>>12332999
I love how he takes absolutely enormous bites and it takes him 30 seconds to chew it before he can talk again. just terrible

>> No.12338319

>>12334816
she's so cute but jesus christ

>> No.12338324

>>12336875
>lemme cut your genitals off first before I kill you bro

>> No.12338336

>>12333317
That woman sipping her cola like it's whisky is the most flyover person I have ever seen.
I already know this is in Wisconsin, but if I didn't I would be able to tell just from a frame of her.

>> No.12338388

>>12336928
I now want to be spanked by a hot midget

>> No.12338400

>>12334969
We have raclette pretty regulary for the winter at my house, everyone loves it

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>>12334999
Look at the depths Tasty had driven food Network to.

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>>12332995

>> No.12338520

>>12338479
you ok m8? that statement is way out of bounds. If yur having a stroke, go to the hospital, gramps.

>> No.12338540
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>>12338492
luv steak

>> No.12338580

>>12338479
Do you slurp a lot of dicks in your spare time by any chance. You seem like you do.

>> No.12338583

>>12334999

the united states were a mistake

>> No.12338590

>>12338479
Did something crawl up your ass and die, you're very smelly.

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>>12338540
>Axis liek appel. No liek arrows.

>> No.12338626

>>12338479
You NEED to get mentally evaluated. I can sense that you need help really badly. Go in, get help, and save yourself from this grim future you may have.

>> No.12338647

>>12338479
I used to think like a retard and then I grew up advising you to do the same.

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>>12338479
You have angered the emperor of all the spergs. Was that part of your plan?

>> No.12338663

>>12338479
Why? How? Explain this statement and tell me how these are even remotely comparable?

>> No.12338685

>>12338479
And what did food network do to you? One retarded video makes you think the whole network is corrupt.

>> No.12338716

>>12336784
Yes, black people WOULD fuck up something as simple as a Mornay sauce for their mac and cheese.

That garbage is going to separate into layers of oil and protein in 20 minutes because the cook was too dumb to blend their roux with the cheese.

Also, who the FUCK makes a bechemel with evaporated milk??

>> No.12338717

>>12337073

>Crustacean University

>> No.12338719

>>12338479
you think you're funny fuckface? that's not right........

>> No.12338779

>>12336969
>star anise
disgusting

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>>12332963

>> No.12338792
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>>12332963
life hack

>> No.12338837

>>12336784
>black people built america
the same way a shovel digs a hole

>> No.12338842

>>12335228
They're also for dipping just like the bread and pretzels you dipshit.

>> No.12338852

>>12338783
>butter
ruined

>> No.12338869

>>12338039
Is that mayo or queso or what? I honestly barely understand anything that's on this pizza except for corn.

>> No.12338877

>>12333041
>bacon
ruined

>> No.12338892

>>12338869
its sour cream

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>> No.12338909

>>12336875
What is this dish?

>> No.12338928

>>12338909
butt-fucked crab and rice dish.

>> No.12338937

>>12332978
>butter
ruined

>> No.12338943

>>12332999
>Jack
ruined

>> No.12338951

>>12338904
>bunchofretards
ruined

>> No.12338955

>>12332999
When will he die

>> No.12338958

>>12338716
brainlet here, How do you blend gelatine with thc, asking for a friend.

>> No.12338966

>>12338958
suck it off your friends cock

>> No.12338998
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>>12338955
foodjacks live forever

>> No.12339019

>>12338966
I didn't ask for your dick sucking preferences I asked how to mix gelatine with thc.

>> No.12339027

>>12339019
based retard poster

>> No.12339029

>>12339019
suck it off your friends cock

>> No.12339032

>>12333041
>koreans

>> No.12339051

>>12332978
Not using lobster shells to make the sauce.

>> No.12339073

>>12339029
it's funny when autists get stuck in a loop.

>> No.12339083

>>12334999
Mum "What do you want for breakfast?"
Kid 1 "Pancakes!"
Kid 2 "Mac and Cheese!"
Mum "Haha I know just the thing."

>> No.12339098

>>12339073
suck it off your friends cock

>> No.12339116

>>12338904
As a chink. This makes me so mad

>> No.12339125

>>12334999
Why not just make cheesy pancakes? What the fuck does the pasta add
stupida fackin amedigan

>> No.12339130

>>12336732
Like salt bae but based

>> No.12339144

>>12339073
I don't hear you laughing, dufus. Don't say something's "funny" when clearly you mean something else. Why do American's have to butcher our language by redifining words that already exist? Eat a piss nodule, please.

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>>12339116
>As a chink.

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>>12339144
>Why do American's have to butcher our language by redifining words that already exist?
Because you were BTFO in 1776, and we had to bail your ass out in two world wars.

>> No.12339160

>>12339149
This is ok

>> No.12339169

>>12339155
This desu

>> No.12339261

>>12333290
what the fuck are bread cubes

>> No.12339296

>>12339261
cubes of bread. used as a filler

>> No.12339392

>>12336875
>this kills the crab

>> No.12339452

>>12332995
pay attention, /ck/ this is an actual recipe webm

>> No.12339463

>>12338210
wow looks like my collection. only that I save 3 of each.

>> No.12339471

>>12336772
>>12336784
its also how white people make mac and cheese. the flour butter mixture is called a roux, its a french technique

you're right about soul food though

>> No.12339491

>>12338039
>throws the pizza, breaks it, hastily repairs it
>start thinking this is a joke webm, start laughing
>goes into one of those mexican 'everything but the kitchen sink' webms
smile and optimism: gone

>> No.12339520

>>12339471
>butter
ruined

>> No.12339542

>>12337235
>becoming a gleaming assembly of metal and plastic, processing arthropods into meat with the fluidity and precision of an artist

>> No.12339543

>>12338210
fokking episch maat

>> No.12339675

>>12338904

I dont get it

>> No.12339695

>>12339491
Here is the full vid
He literally starts the oven with trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.12339718
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>>12339695
at 1:20

>> No.12339727

>>12339718
How else would you get that wood smoke in there?

>> No.12339739

>>12339727
By not burning old pallets stolen from delivery docks

>> No.12339741

>>12339739
Wood is wood m8, doesn't matter the form. As long as its dry there is no problem.
Might wanna be more concerned about the chemicals the guy introduced when he used the used pizza box as fuel

>> No.12339777

>>12332989
>remove the seeds
dropped

>> No.12339780

>>12339741
wood can be treated making it toxic retard

>> No.12339796

>>12339675
the dishes are family style the azns are too pussy to tell the ypipo to share

>> No.12339806
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>>12339741
How many chemicals are in the wood? How many chemicals are the trash? How about we just don't fucking cook food with rubbish? Is that too much to ask?

>> No.12339819

>>12339806
You use fuel what you have available. You want a cheap prize for that """"""pizza"""""" then expect them to cut corners somewhere. Don`t like, take your business somewhere else

>> No.12339835

>>12339819
The problem starts when every restaurant is using the same trash for their ovens too, you don't get to "not like" eating poison.

>> No.12339847

>>12339819
>You use fuel what you have available.
Which third world shithole are you from?

>> No.12339848

>>12336784
>black people built america
>whenaretheygoingtobuildafrica.png

>> No.12339859

>>12339835
Every body dies someday, this video was made in Brazil. I people they much ratter die eating a pizza ratter than being shot in the head.
And you are a fucking moron if you think every pizzeria does that, you pay for what you get. You can probably get that pizza for like 4-5 bucks.

>> No.12339881

>>12339835
Those fucking favelados don't care about some shit they don't understand. They just want cheap pizza m8

>> No.12339902

>>12339881
wish they'd die off a little faster

>> No.12339922

>>12339902
Well if they continue to eat there they will. Gotta give the guy some praise, he DOES have some good oven handling skills

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>>12339922
>he DOES have some good oven handling skills
that's like saying ja/ck/ has some good cooking skills

>> No.12339971

>>12339953
>Jack
ruined

>> No.12339978

>>12332963
I was under the impression that the tomatoes referenced by "fried green tomatoes" were in fact tomatillos, not literal under-ripe tomatoes.

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>>12338520
>>12338580
>>12338590
>>12338626
>>12338647
>>12338663
>>12338685

>> No.12340010

>>12339953
He does handle the pizza well. The fuel used is another matter

>> No.12340021

>>12339953
what is this technique?

>> No.12340048

>>12339994
no u

>> No.12340112

>>12338400
>>12334886
do you need to rebroil the cheese wheel for each plate?

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>> No.12340137

>>12337093
knowing her name will accomplish nothing for you anon

>> No.12340146

>>12340112
of course. would the cheese magically melt itself?

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>>12336875
If you get cut in half vertically, which half do you think would experience those last milliseconds of life?

>> No.12340191

>>12340146
sounds kinda annoying if your doing a raclette for multiple people.

>> No.12340203

>>12340116
kek dude got cu/ck/ed literally

>> No.12340207

>>12340191
yes, it would be repetitive and annoying at busy times. but they signed up for the job and it's their job to do.

>> No.12340217

>>12340116
What a twist.

>> No.12340249

>>12338998
no money was ever lost on overestimating american intelligence and jack is ground zero

>> No.12340269

>>12340116
wtf

>> No.12340347

Kids know.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J5oM3NCf05M&t=210s

>> No.12340441

>>12339806
the virgin dine vs the chad feast

>> No.12340468

>>12332963
Oh man, it's been years since I made fried green tomatoes.

>>12339978
You thought wrong. The underripeness gives them a pleasant tanginess that pairs well with the breading.

>> No.12340527

>>12340468
Aren't under-ripe tomatoes poisonous tough?

>> No.12340550

>>12339978
well you were wrong and stupid

>> No.12340711

>>12340527
yeah, full of sulfur.

>> No.12340724

>>12340116
Sweet I'm going to Jollibees now.

>> No.12340805

>>12332989
thats got to be the worst puff pastry i have ever seen

>> No.12340825

>>12340116
post part 2 of the cucking

>> No.12340844

>>12340116
>cooking for women
>doing anything for women

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>>12340116
You forgot the sequel.

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>> No.12341202

>>12340994
Is there a third one? Feels like there needs to be a cuck triangle.

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>> No.12341249

>>12341202
huh??

>> No.12341263

>>12341249
Like maybe the groom could be secretly lusting for the rejected girl to complete the story.

>> No.12341283

>>12341263
or the cuck that got rejected guns the groom down. that would be much more hilarious and fulfilling.

>> No.12341295

>>12341209
is that a guy
why is a guy so cute

>> No.12341297

>>12341283
and then he wins her back after that and never gets caught.

>> No.12341405

>>12341199
What a legend

>> No.12341409

>>12341295
A decent chunk of Asian men are very feminine

>> No.12341412

>>12341295
anon. thats a fish.

>> No.12341687

>>12340187
People have had their brains cut in half that way. It's all sorts of fucked up desu.

>> No.12341692

>>12338421
beaners are so fucking stupid

>> No.12341696

>>12338424
and niggers are disgusting

thank you for making me never want to eat out /ck/

>> No.12341700

>>12339149
Du Haast started playing as I watched this and it fit very well. Would fuck that chink.

>> No.12341701

>>12339155
>here's your cholera bro

>> No.12341705

>>12340187

I honestly don't think it matters past where they cut your dick off.

>> No.12341840

>>12336749
>i made this strawberry out of 10 strawberries over the course of 10 hours. that'll be 500 dollars
>i made this 1 dollar bill out of 500 dollar bills, keep the tip

>> No.12341859

>>12340021
Asperger's

>> No.12341884

>>12337073
I'm pretty sure this is just a scene from quake 4.

>> No.12341886

>>12337650
>mouse door meme

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>>12340116
>>12340994
I'm not sure what's happening here. Is this supposed to make me want to eat at this restaurant?

Reminds me of pic related

>> No.12341903

>>12339741
Nigger you have no idea the amount of chemicals wood pallets are coated in to keep them from rotting.

>> No.12341905

>>12339819
Yummy yummy methyl bromide.

>> No.12341911

>>12340527
Didn't know they had internet in 1500s spain.

>> No.12341986

>>12337073
RESYK proof of concept

>> No.12342021

>>12341901
gay

>> No.12342223

>>12341202
There is one step to the cuck cycle, and it is cuck.

>> No.12342230

>>12341263
He seduced and married her out of spite because he saw his true love would only ever love the other guy.

>> No.12342305

>>12334969
That's actual cheese, not american (((cheese)))

>> No.12342322

>>12338783
I just fucking hate americans

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>>12342322
And we hate you too

>> No.12342350

>>12342322
OBSESSED

>> No.12342352

>>12342326
>It tastes good because of the ingredients. It tastes like it has the ingredients in it.

>> No.12342607

>>12342322
That's funny. You're literally never on my mind.

>> No.12342709

>>12332989
Id eat it

>> No.12342724

>>12342607
Yeah, your failure to comprehend a world outside of your tiny bubble is one of the reasons you are hated.

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>>12342724
OBSESSED

>> No.12342753

>>12340116
>how will this help us sell more burgers?

>> No.12342828

>>12332992
i was gonna complain bout no sound, then I looked up the original video, which is extremely fucking annoying.

>> No.12342853

>>12334301
they put less butter on

bullshit

>> No.12342858

>>12334242
its too pixelated for me to be enraged

i'm more confused

>> No.12342865

>>12334969
fuck off
there is no such thing

>> No.12342878

>>12342865
OBESE

>> No.12342951

>>12342607
That's not really a great comeback quote to use considering the rest of the episode.

>> No.12343781

>>12333317


I've never been so I'm not sure, but is this really how Americans have their burgers?

>> No.12343814

>>12343781
it's just one restaurant that does something that absurd. it does not represent American burgers

>> No.12343855

>>12338442
>manlytears prepare a cail for diner

>> No.12343876

>>12339978
>Cajun cuisine
>tomatillos
Why would you think this?

>> No.12343881

>>12337042
You realize you like more of an autist by spamming this unfunny pasta everytime the egg fort gets posted.

>> No.12343891

>>12343881
and you think it's funny that the egg fag gets posted every thread? (you)

>> No.12343904

>>12339978
Battered and fried tomatillos would be good tho. Throw a lot of chili powder in the breading too.

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>>12343904
cumin seeds not chilli powder you autist

>> No.12343917

>>12337650
>shadman

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>>12337650
>shadman

>> No.12343938

>>12338792
this is actually a pretty clever food hack

>> No.12343953

>>12341199
>cutting fish into pieces makes you a chef

>> No.12344009

>>12339144
it's funny when spergs get really angry

>> No.12344038

>>12342607
what if he's a mexican trying to get in?

>> No.12344066

>>12332963
Aren't green tomatoes poisonous?

>> No.12344081

>>12344066
are you from the 1500's? what's it like back in that time, probably shitty right?

>> No.12344125

>>12344081
>niggers and women don't fuck up society
>Jews are expelled from most places
It's quite comfy actually. Being a serf is about the same as a wageslave. Sanitation is a bit lacking though.

>> No.12344142

>>12344125
I hear you. sounds comfy for sure except everyone must be a stinksman

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>>12339806
The duality of man

>> No.12344177

>>12344066
Dude do you really think something sold in a major grocery store in the produce section would be poisonous

>> No.12344184

>>12344177
I have never seen green tomatoes sold in stores. Also yes, there's a lot of stuff sold in stores that's poisonous.

>> No.12344211

>>12332978
>thyme with stalks
>>12332981
>breaks egg with both hands
>>12332989
>pre-rolled puffpastry
>>12332992
>no pre-game shit-talking
>>12332995
>not basting the steak, making it overcooekd
>>12333224
>bread bowl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DyOwSCNkOY
>>12333290
>scraping the pan with metal whisk
>>12333317
>American
>>12334242
>non-existent seasoning
>>12334869
>MDMA cupcake
>>12334886
>scrapes the crusty non-melted bits
>>12334999
>American leftover food
>>12336732
Literally the only good webm in this thread.
>>12336749
>muh molecular fruits xddxxddx
>>12336875
>crab cream, not a female virgin king crab
>>12336917
>actually unironically using hotdogs made from pig vulvae
>>12336969
>not crushing the star anise first
>>12337155
>reducing your IQ by eating retarded crabs
>>12338039
>pokes a hole in your pizza "heh nothing personnel kid"
>>12338904
>retarded whites eating meals meant to be shared amongst the table by themselves
>>12339155
>eating food made with the same hand and currency they use to wipe their asses with
>>12339806
>can dab the grease off the pizza but can't dab the grease off his face
>>12340994
>>12340116
>he didn't go for the girl with the penis
>>12341204
>"eugh there's creme in my semen??!?"
>>12341209
>not giving the fish a concussion before chopping its head off
Boy's qt asf tho.
>>12341214
>let's ruin this decent pastry cup with disgusting proprietary whip cream
>>12342326
>old dumbass calling onion breads "scallion pancakes"

>> No.12344244

>>12344211

I think the sheer volume of autism you expressed with your post may have given me cancer.

>> No.12344248

>>12344184
And what foods are those?

>> No.12344285

>>12344171
or, you know... stop being a little bitch and fry a fucking egg.

>> No.12344288

>>12332968
I like the swastika one

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>> No.12344320

>>12336732
damn, the shokugeki no soma movie looks based desu

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>>12337073
this upsets me on an unimaginable level

>> No.12344555

>>12344468
why?

>> No.12344625

>>12344555
I don't know and that's my problem. It just makes me sad. I'm also a bitch to be fair.

>> No.12344699

>>12341209
he cute

>> No.12345022

>>12344211
>autism

>> No.12345195

>>12341202
It's an entire commercial series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtVgFU7caOs

>> No.12345574

>>12341696
Happened in Detroit and the guy got fired.

>> No.12345611

>>12338319
>she

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