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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPd8sxROwek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APvlGjYiexQ

Nice.

>> No.12331461
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>> No.12331468

thanks /ck/ for summoning steve yesterday

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>>12331444

>> No.12331502

Finally.
Nice!

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>> No.12331513
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>"Gotta be careful and move slowly with it"
>takes another sip 10 seconds later
Nice

>> No.12331522

french ration looked based af

>> No.12331546

why does he release his videos two at a time?

>> No.12331555

Does he seem more subdued lately? He used to be super enthusiastic and excited about rations.

>> No.12331576

>>12331555
Probably cause if im gone more than a week, everyone assumes im dead, editing takes time, i also work and enjoy other activities

>> No.12331581

>>12331444
Thank God. I was getting worried. YTMND officially died last night and my heart can't take another beating.

>> No.12331584

>>12331555
Lack of enthusiasm is a common side-effect of eating too many MREs.

>> No.12331591

>>12331584
Lol

>> No.12331607

I heard some militaries slip anaphrodesiacs into their rations to keep men from getting too horny out in the field. Is there any truth to this?

Do you have trouble getting erections after eating a lot of MREs?

>> No.12331620

>>12331607
MRED

>> No.12331625

>>12331607
I assure you that after being in the field for longer than 20 days absolutely anything warm and moist will get you erect. If MREs are made to limit sexual appetite, they fail miserably.

>> No.12331626

>i'm not going to try it our or mix it
>tries it 5 seconds later
heh

>> No.12331673

those biscuits in the Norwegian one almost made him gag

>> No.12331687

>>12331607
I used to fuck my MREs

Nothing like sticking your dick in a nice steamy pilaf when it's freezing out

>> No.12331709

>>12331555
i bet he is more concerned about getting sick

>> No.12331737

Steve's awesome. I had my buddy in the CF bring me back IMPs after seeing him try them out. Further examination of the contents indicates to me that a great deal of thought goes into constructing Canadian rations. If they came with a FRH they'd be perfect. Fuck the Chinese rations though. I hate the PRC but the people forced to eat those definitely deserve better.

>> No.12331876

>>12331576
You're not Steve.

>> No.12332172

>>12331546
Probably sets aside a day to edit them together and there's enough time in a day to do two

>> No.12332191

>>12331555
>Does he seem more subdued lately?
That seems to be the general consensus, and I'd agree, yeah. I still think he gets pretty lively when he has something he's really excited about.

I will say though, he seems to be slipping with these ones. He didn't save any biscuits for his pudding, he over hydrated the fruit soup when he knows better than anyone how a little water goes a long way. I was very surprised to see those happen and I don't think it's a coincidence. His head just doesn't seem to be in the game.

>> No.12332193

>>12332191
It's not a competition, anon.

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>>12331444

>> No.12332247

>>12332238
Stop hoarding the sealed cigarettes Steve.

>> No.12332305

>>12332238
nice

>> No.12332332

>>12331444
>Another useless thread about a alt right "foodie"
Gag

>> No.12332439

>>12332332
Steve isnt alt right

>> No.12332527

>>12332439
Steve is all right.

>> No.12332547

>>12332527
this
he is apolitical and a generally sweet guy
leave him alone

>> No.12332561

>>12331555
His hrt medicine must be fucking up his concentration

>> No.12332578

>>12332561
nooooo say it aint so

>> No.12332589
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I have no idea why his videos are so entertaining. I tried other MRE videos and they just we'rent the same. God bless this man. My day was made when I seen the new uploads

>> No.12332625

>>12331444
>Wow...that really shouldn't be good at all. and it's not really. But... the idea of it being good at some point in the past...
Steve1989 is a national treasure

>> No.12332636

>>12331444
Steven heard our prayers and responded. #blessed

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>"not going to try it out"
>takes a bite
>"hmm, oh man. it's actually really good"
>takes another bite
>inspects it close up and sees rot and decay
>"yep, not eating anymore of that"

>> No.12332690

>>12332657
>finishes it off
>"wow I can't believe I ate that whole thing, whats wrong with me"
every time

>> No.12332709

>>12332589
It's literally just his general demeanour. Talking about MREs at length is ridiculously boring, but Steve is just so chill that it becomes relaxing.

>> No.12332722

>>12331876
He's not, I am Steve though

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>>12331687
>>12331607
>>12331620
>>12331625
Explains the art you find around basecamp

>> No.12332754

>>12331444
>Norwegian
Based

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>>12331444
Man, I hate this.
I saw 1992 and thought "Oh, so it's not an old ration this time" but everything was rotten and, as Steve mentions in the video, it turns out 1992 was 27 fucking years ago.
How did this happen?!

>> No.12332799

>>12332791
everything except the drinks and the mains, but the cheesey mash stuff was nasty tasting

>> No.12332804

>>12332722
don't believe this man, i'm Steve

>> No.12332819

>>12332804
I'm Steve and so is my wife

>> No.12332828

>>12332819
>>12332804

i'm actually steve so you can both fuck off. Nice. see i said my catchphase therefore i am the real steve.

>> No.12332835

>>12332799
I know this isn't Steve but I chose to believe anyway

>> No.12332849

>>12332238
nice

>> No.12332870

>>12332819
>>12332828
i am steves wife and i fucked both of you, wat now?

>> No.12332874

Maybe the real Steve was the friends we made along the way.

>> No.12332875

>>12332791
I mean I'm a 28yo HumanReadyWork and I'm definitely going off.

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>>12332875
Same, man. Just check the packaging and throw me out, my use by date is long past.

>> No.12333113

>>12332791
I'm so old now I never thought I would live this long

>> No.12333143

>>12332875
nice hiss

>> No.12333248

>>12331444
>Let's see how the mackerel and tomato sauce is
>Oh...

>> No.12333276

>>12331444
Man I love Steve
>"I'm not going to try it"
>Takes a bite
>"That's actually pretty good"

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>>12332238
Nice.

>> No.12334594
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>be me
>heard of MRE videos but not Steve
>see /ck/ talk about this guy
>watch some of his videos
>its just a chill muscular dude figuring out what he can eat from old MREs
>has same calming aura as Bob Ross
>later realize he is based in Florida
I have never felt better represented in my life. Steve as Florida's ambassador when?

>> No.12334598

>>12333276
>yep, its definitely black currant

>> No.12334626

>>12332875
Some rot has definitely set in, that's disappointing.
This probably isn't good anymore, if it ever was.

>> No.12335628

>>12334594
No one cares where you're from.

>> No.12335631

>>12331444
is it true he's a /k/ommando?

>> No.12335644

>>12335628
No you

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I wish he'd do other stuff too so in case he's had it with the MREs you could still enjoy some stuff.
For example would totally watch content like him working on his pickup trucks or doing some DIY home restoration shit.

>> No.12336281

>>12332439
He's got one of those kebab remover patches on his shelf. Used to be next to the Frank Zappa album.

>> No.12336288

>>12335750
Emmymadeinjapan does this and it's meh. You have to stick within a general theme like Lazy Game Reviewer to make it work.

>> No.12336316

>>12331444
I hate how Crazy Russian Hacker rips this guy off but won't even give him a shout out.

>> No.12336379

>>12331607
they used to give sailors saltpeter to stop erections idk how effective it was tho

>> No.12336613

>>12336316
He should stick to kitchen gajicks instead of his shitty MRE reviews where he can barely read the labels on the packages

>> No.12336780

>>12332238
nice

>> No.12336846

How autistic do you have to be to like this?
He just eats rations and talks about it

>> No.12337242

>>12336846
It's interesting to see what they feed/fed troops with in different countries. Even if you aren't that interested in that Steve is still a likable, chill guy.

>> No.12337256

>>12336316
>crazy russian hacker
he can barely talk, how could anyone stomach watching him

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>>12331444
>it’s another /ck/ e-celeb circle jerk

>> No.12337884

>>12337269
why do you have to be negative? can't you just let people enjoy what they like?

I'm sure there are people on youtube that you would like too.

>> No.12338360

>>12331468
no fuckin way. got the archive?

>> No.12338448

>>12332238
N I C E
I
C
E

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>>12332332
>t.

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>>12338451
kys

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>watch second video
>"alright, cool..."
>realise its gonna be over a month before another episode
>"............see ya"

>> No.12339007

>those norwegian crackers
WEW

>> No.12339965

>>12339007
>it smells like a terrarium. A terrarium with old dirt and a frog... a dead frog

>> No.12341947

>>12332561
OBSESSED

>> No.12341990

>>12331546
One newish ration, one much older ration. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

>> No.12342012

>>12332547
>he is apolitical
The remove kebab morale patch would suggest otherwise.

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>>12342012
You idiot /pol/tards see politics in everything.
It's just some little trinket that a fan sent him and he displayed it to show his appreciation.
I bet you think Reviewbrah is right wing too.
Fucking idiots.