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/ck/ webm thread

>> No.12320561

>>12320551
What a bad start.

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>> No.12320588

>>12320564
Silly anon, that's not a webm.

>> No.12320595

>>12320551
beautiful, who is she?

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>>12320588
Is this?

>> No.12320598 [DELETED] 

>>12320564
Porn is so fucking weird, why is literally all of it stuff like this. Who finds this hot

>> No.12320601

>>12320551
The hell is up with her neck? Does she have fucking fishing line tied around it?

>> No.12320604 [DELETED] 

>>12320596
Nope, still not a webm. Just a boring porn gif.

>> No.12320611

>>12320564
Nnnice!

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>>12320604
Are you more of a jav man?

>> No.12320630 [DELETED] 

>>12320623
I'm more of a cute amateurs that aren't lard asses kind of guy.

>> No.12320631 [DELETED] 

>>12320623
the guys body is so unmasculine like a little child

its also basically impossible to have sex like this unless your dick is like 4 inches long

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>>12320631
>the guys body is so unmasculine like a little child
Well, he's Japanese

>its also basically impossible to have sex like this unless your dick is like 4 inches long
Well, he's Japanese

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>>12320630
>he doesn't like fat ass ethnic and bigger bitches
Just laughing at your life

>> No.12320655

>>12320647
*nigger bitches

>> No.12320657

>>12320601
It's a shirt

>> No.12320660 [DELETED] 

>>12320598
People who dont have a healthy sex life. Amateur porn is great though.

>> No.12320661 [DELETED] 

>>12320647
man i havent fucked a girl in the ass in so long

tfw 9 year girlfriend wont give me the booty

lets me eat her ass at least

>> No.12320662 [DELETED] 

>>12320647
Well, I'm not a nigger so naturally I don't like fatties. Not living in a hungerstriken shithole for centuries means evolution didn't have to hardwire me that way.

>> No.12320669
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>>12320661
>9 year girlfriend

>> No.12320672

>>12320661
Why would you date a girl for nine years and not get married. Fuck lol. Either have a family and be an adult or fuck other bitches who like stuff in their buttholes.

>> No.12320674

>>12320672
we don't want kids and she doesn't want to be married because her parents divorced nastily

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>>12320647
Eww, tattoos. That makes her look so trashy.

>> No.12320679

>>12320674
If she doesn't want to have children she is literally a worthless hole. Fuck other women who want kids or ones who don't. Either way devoting yourself to a genetic dead end is literal insanity.

>> No.12320681

>>12320672
>t. will marry the first vagina he sticks his dick in
hope you dont like money

>> No.12320690

>>12320681
I have fucked literally 34 women and got married at 30. Try again.

>> No.12320691

>>12320679
i don't want to have children.

>>>/pol/

why do you people infect *every other* board? you don't belong here, you never did, and you weren't wanted. just stay in your containment subsite.

>> No.12320696

>>12320691
Not him but I don't want someone who makes retarded life choices like you here either. A gf of 9 years... kill yourself

>> No.12320700

>>12320690
cool story bro

>> No.12320706

>>12320691
Shut the fuck up genetic dead end retard freak. Enjoy your girlfriend with obvious daddy issues. I bet she fucked her dad during that messy divorce and loved it.

Imagine dating someone so immature they let their parents divorce define their life.

You are a fucking faggot. Get off my board.

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>>12320691
>everything i don't agree with is /pol/

>> No.12320710

>>12320696
>>12320700
>>12320706
>>12320709
Have sex.

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>>12320710
Dilate

>> No.12320719

>>12320710
You offering?

>> No.12320729

>>12320706
Imagine being so „mature“ that you autostically sperg out and project your perverse incestual fantasies on random people on the internet.

>> No.12320749

>>12320706
embarrassing child

>>>/pol/

>> No.12320755

>>12320679
hehe aren't women so stupid, all they are for is my superior white male genetics to be deposited in

>> No.12320759

>>12320755
This but unironically

>> No.12320762

>>12320729
Nice typing. Great grammar.

>> No.12320767

>>12320729
Daddy daughter is not perverse and 4channel does not tolerate kink shaming. Enjoy your ban.

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>> No.12320878

>>12320759
this but yes precisely

>> No.12320882

>>12320645
i hate this world

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>> No.12320901

>>12320759
I'm also an incel btw

>> No.12320904

>>12320884
Based dog

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>> No.12320914

>>12320675
Holy fuck that's gay.
Imagine wasting all that time

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>>12320914
Yeah, they should spend their time on something worthwhile like us instead, fellow fourchanner

>> No.12320928

>>12320910
>posting animal abuse
fucking why?

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>>12320928
>abuse
They're freeing it, you fucking retard.
You didn't even acknowledge my hilarious Scarface reference. Fuck you.

>> No.12321067

>>12320551
name?

>> No.12321085

>>12320939
yeah fuck eating that.

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>>12320919
People unironically find this shit attractive now. Makes my fucking blood boil

>> No.12321094

>>12321090
They have always been mentally ill and blacks that found this attractive

>> No.12321101

>>12320884
Based doggo didn't want his friend the cat to be scared.

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>>12321094
He said people

>> No.12321108

>>12321102
>not Jack

how is this possible? does Jack have a doppelganger

>> No.12321111

>>12321102
Is there a version with Ja/ck/'s ring shooped in?

>> No.12321119

>>12320675
>final boss of Ookami

>> No.12321125
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>>12321102
This is genuinely painful to watch.

>> No.12321145

>>12321125
>that one little drip of butter that rolls off her tongue

I want to do that thing where she hangs her head upside down off the side of the bed and I fuck her in the throat as brutally as possible

>> No.12321162

>>12320661
>9 year girlfriend

MODS!!!!!

>> No.12321163

>>12320601
The hell is up with this poster, is he just pretending to be retared?

>> No.12321168

>>12320561
Fpbp

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>>12321162
The mods should ban your underaged ass for your poor reading comprehension.

>>12321163
Yeah, it was a joke. Relax, man.

>> No.12321186

>>12320928
Agreed, he just wanted to drag his dead friend around with him until he died

>> No.12321196

>>12321162
Retard

>> No.12321199

>>12321182
on a scale of 1 to Pink Sequence Pants, how many shit particles are in that food?

>> No.12321274

>>12321182
my girlfriend has a lot of tech support indians at her work (like everyone else)

one day this guy she works with a lot on reports walked by and was like "do you want some pistachios" and took raw pistachios out of his jean pocket and put them on her desk

she said this old black guy who sits across from her looked like he was turning red he was trying so hard not to laugh

>> No.12321278

>>12320842
>lemon-aid

>> No.12321304

>>12320661
>9yo girlfriend
Lucky fucker.

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>> No.12321354

>>12321349
What a based man

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>>12321274
>she said this old black guy who sits across from her looked like he was turning red he was trying so hard not to laugh

>> No.12321380

>>12321349
sadwich

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>>12321349
The man is a comedic genius.

>> No.12321392

>>12320910
>llello
it's yeyo you cheeky fucker

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>>12321125

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>>12321392
No, it's actually not.

>> No.12321470

>>12320551
Fucking retarded

>> No.12321533

>>12320551
nobody knows who she is? i want more vidyas

>> No.12321541

>>12320884
Absolutely based

>> No.12321617

>>12321533
for the dubs, Taylor Hill

>> No.12321668

>>12320709
well when the site you are disagreeing with is covered in /pol/ that's not a crazy thing to say or believe you dumb incel have sex cuck lmao NPCfag

>> No.12321715

>>12320842
Wasn't there a TV show that had a plot line like this? Wringing sweaty socks into lemonade?

>> No.12321746

>>12321668
You're covered in /pol/?

>> No.12321762

>>12320910
>>12320939
>>12321186
Because of how they cut the antlers off there's a good chance it will bleed out through the cut. They should have cut the other deer's antlers. For that reason, it is best to cauterize antlers or horns when removing them.

>> No.12322120

>>12321145
underrated post

>> No.12322165

>>12321090
you're on the one site on the internet that is no more than a click away from videos of people getting dismembered in industrial accidents, tentacle rape, intense discussion on a pregnant anne frank leading the confederacy to victory in the american civil war, or why people who enjoy big stomping robots are secretly gay furfags
but people who like obese landwhales is what triggers you

>> No.12322177

>>12321274
acclimating to new cultures takes time anon

>> No.12322209

>>12321762
>Antlers
>Bleeding
You nails don't bleed when you cut them faggot

>> No.12322234

>>12321715
fairly oddparents
they were magic socks

>> No.12322274

>>12321715
Rockos modern life did this but with coffee

>> No.12322444

>>12320551
I want to lick her eyebrows

>> No.12322551

>>12320551
Fug I thought that donut was a raw liver or something at first

>> No.12323189

>>12320710
get surgery

>> No.12323208

>>12320551
God she's ugly

>> No.12323273

>>12323208

Cope

>> No.12323319

>>12321274
>Girlfriend
Fuck off

>> No.12323542

>american grocery stores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3itbkIGNVE

>> No.12323554

>>12320888
I love this one. And the trips too

>> No.12323715

>>12320551
This needs subtitles. I'm just presuming she's saying something interesting. If not, this is a bad webm.

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>>12323715
>I'm just presuming she's saying something interesting
She's not. She has never had to.

>> No.12323746

>>12323737
She's obviously acting for something. It all depends on whoever wrote her script.

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>> No.12323761

>>12323753
How does he get out?!

>> No.12323768

>>12323761
Death

>> No.12324052

>>12320919
suncosplay.webm

>> No.12324054

>>12323753
Thank god, someone posted it

>> No.12324058

>>12320919
Wow! I'm so hard I'm going to explode! How did Rawvana lose so much weight so quickly???

>> No.12324061

>>12321349
Is this what I have to look forward to when i'm old?

>> No.12324072

>>12324061
If you're lucky.

>> No.12324088

>>12323753
faggot eating eggs on the right is the most disgusting man in this thread.

>> No.12324130

>>12324088
Second most disgusting man at worst. I won't reveal the things that I do, but they're probably worse than you can imagine.

>> No.12324156

>>12320939
>agdq.webm

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>>12321182
WTF, I love london now !

>> No.12324246

>>12324130
>story time
I'm all ears, fren

>> No.12324251

>>12321182
add few drops of semen on top of that

>> No.12324295

>>12323746

She's in porn. I don't have a link on hand, but I recognize her easily.

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>> No.12324466

>>12321715
South Park did this but with hamburgers in ass

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the best WebM you'll ever see

>> No.12324538

>>12320551
she looks like she has really bad neck goiter after the 5 sec mark

>> No.12324547
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>>12324420
I keep forgetting how goddamn big those fellas get.

>> No.12324582

>>12324533
>blind once in the entirety of that 49 second wemb
jacks eyes are probably as dry as that cake bar

>> No.12324583

>>12320884
Based dog BTFOing that stupid zoomer's attempts to scare the cat

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>>12324582
He keeps them healthy with regular flushings of cayenne water.
I wonder who could have given him that idea.

>> No.12324652

>>12321387
I want those scallops

>> No.12324653

>>12321090
>now
You just blow in from stupid town?

>> No.12324727

>>12320551
Do women actually eat food???

>> No.12324728

>>12320672
>>12320679
>>12320696
>>12320706
>stupid boomer opinions regurgitated by zoomers with no life experience

>> No.12324846

>>12324061
>Is this what I have to look forward to when i'm old?
Probably, the guys wife most likely died and used to make all his food for him and this is all he knows.

>> No.12324865

>>12324156
speedrunning food prep

>> No.12324878

>>12321469
Is he cooking some water?

>> No.12324909

>>12320551
>tfw no Taytay gf to eat doughnuts with

>> No.12324927

>>12320716
Not that anon but it's 40% of trans people admit to having suicidal thoughts; not that they kill themselves.

>> No.12324972

>>12324878
Would you eat raw water, retard?

>> No.12325305

>>12320939
>I made this so long ago
Why am I still here

>> No.12325308

>>12324909
I wanna eat her doughnut, if you know what I mean

>> No.12325309

>>12325305
It couldn't have been that long ago. If it was you'd know that once you're here, you're here forever.

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>>12324909
Here's a lobster taytay for your trouble

>>12325305
Make some new ones. We sure could use them.

>> No.12325319

>>12325309
>>12325310
I had a 3 month addiction where I made / dumped all manor of garbage webm (can someone find my tard making mashed potatoes or my lobster vending machine). Will do again since I've been approved for snappys. Might as well start cooking

>> No.12325482

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGd85PxpP-c

>> No.12325487

>>12325308
it would be extremely hairy

>> No.12325690

>>12323737
FAVREAU NO

>> No.12325702

>>12323761
there is no eggscape

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>>12325802
Sauce me.

>> No.12325842

>>12325835
It's the new Captain Marvel

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>>12325842
Oh....
Damn...

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This is, without a shred of doubt, THE worst webm thread in the history of /ck/. Time to bring some chemo to you retarded shitposting cretins.

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Making this tonight. Been on the stove simmering a couple hours.

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>> No.12325925
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>> No.12325927

>>12325915
Looks good buddy, what time's din din?

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Will continue dumping later.

>>12325927
Probably in about an hour.

>> No.12325941

>>12325915
Ridiculous honestly

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>>12321274

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>>12325915
extremely gay and faggotty

>> No.12326201

>>12325310
no wonder she's so skinny she doesn't know how to eat

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>>12325941
>>12326112
If you don't like beef stew with dumplings, fuck off back to Africa.

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>> No.12326225

>>12325802
cute

>> No.12326227

>>12320679
You're also a worthless hole
II hope you win a darwin award

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>> No.12326238

>>12321199
Pink sequence pants

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>> No.12326245

>>12321387
12$ an hour.

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>> No.12326303

>>12321274

The only time a black turns red is after hes been shot by a cop (or another black)

>> No.12326308

>>12325890
Physically impossible because it's not 95% jacktards circlejerking themselves

>> No.12326329

>>12326248
visibly not done in the middle and not how japanese pancakes are made/not fluffy.

>> No.12326333

>>12320706
you sound like a very angry, sad man.

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>> No.12326357

>>12326240
needs meat

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>> No.12326428
File: 1.86 MB, 540x302, guide to pasta shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12326431

>>12326425
I still can't pronounce this. Is it
>wuhs-shuh
?

>> No.12326432

>>12320601
Name ten(ten) people that don't have fishing line tied around there neck.

>> No.12326434
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12326434

>>12320691

>> No.12326443

>>12324052
Well that was a funny post,thank you.

>> No.12326444
File: 2.51 MB, 480x480, baking timelapse 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12326447
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>>12320884
extremely based

>> No.12326448

>>12320691
The nice thing about /ck/ is that food and cooking tend to be apolitical by their very nature, so it's not easy to pollute this board in particular.

>> No.12326454
File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, baking timelapse 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12326460
File: 2.92 MB, 426x426, weird desserts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12326492
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>> No.12326500
File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, light snack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12326504
File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, puff pastry shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12326510

>>12326500
This should be called the suicidewich. Heart attack guaranteed after the first bite or your money back.

>> No.12326511
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>> No.12326516
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>> No.12326527
File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Homemade Oreos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12326535
File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, BBQ rib sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12326541
File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, manlets need not apply.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12326675

>>12325915
yikes too much work

>> No.12326693

>>12326500
And you faggots say American food is fattening

>> No.12326701
File: 63 KB, 570x640, 200.0% demoralized.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12326701

>>12326248
>recipe
>pancake mix
what the fuck is pancake mix, anyways?

>> No.12326724

>>12320884
Fucking BASED dog being tired of his "owner"'s shit.

>> No.12326756

>>12326431
Wor-ster-sher

>> No.12326766

>>12326293
>crackers
>not panko
looks good though

>> No.12326798

>>12320710
Give birth.

>> No.12326818

>>12322165
low IQ post

>> No.12326821

>>12326756
You're not suppose to pronounce the first r. It's more like wuss-tuh-shuh

>> No.12326839

>>12321433
Based

>> No.12326870

>>12323542
just before niggers truly chimp out they go into song/dance mode and they sort of shuffle around screaming incoherently.

>> No.12326871

>>12326432
Jackie Chan

>> No.12326888

>>12320888
I see entire comedy movies today without a single thing in them as funny as this routine. This is Keaton-esque poetry.

>> No.12326891

>>12321349
I kinda want to eat that sandwich, but with some raw onions and mustard

>> No.12326894

>>12321387
>the one where he throws the scallop away

>> No.12326900

>>12324846
He took a bite with the plastic ring still on it. He probably is just a shitty cook.

>> No.12326911

>>12320939
wtf they wasted so much of it

>> No.12326913

>>12326894
I noticed that too, but he does in fact put the scallop in the bucket, just very fast.

>> No.12326925

>>12326492
>here's this sandwich, i'll put it in a wrapper so you don't get your hands dirty
>gets the wrapper dirty
for what reason

>> No.12327154

>>12321469
based al yankovic

>> No.12327252

>>12323542
>>12326870
This is a lot. Wow. I’d of enjoyed the show

>> No.12327254

>>12326504
This video is pretty good, to be honest

>> No.12327260

>>12320919
Every woman deserves to go to a ball

>> No.12327262

>>12321094
By blacks I think you mean Jamaicans. They love big bitches.

>> No.12327291

>>12326504
Very good video

>> No.12327620

>>12325802
Interesting

>> No.12327668

>>12321387

knife goes in, guts come out

>> No.12327709 [DELETED] 

>>12320601
have sex

>> No.12328141
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>>12320551

>> No.12328151
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>>12328141

>> No.12328182
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12328182

>>12328141
>this is what keeps white men awake at night.

>> No.12328192

>>12321349
Amurican cuisine

>> No.12328210
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12328210

>>12328141
Trash belongs together

>> No.12328218

>>12328141
she will be a single mom or dead at some point.

>> No.12328238

>>12328218

We'll all be single moms or dead eventually.

>> No.12328241
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>>12328238

>> No.12328263

>>12328182
dose it?

>> No.12328274
File: 601 KB, 174x120, SUPRISED CAT.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12328274

>>12323753
Behold the king of /ck/

>> No.12328280

>>12328274
Nice cat meme you instagram zoomer.

>> No.12328301

>>12325310
>a lobster died for this vapid wench

>> No.12328309

>>12328238
>imagine being so mad you are wanting to someone to die because shes marrying someone who is black

lmao. p.a.t.h.e.t.i.c

>> No.12328310

>>12320888
>STRAYA CUNT

>> No.12328315

>>12328301
Pretty sure that's a langoustine but at any rate that's not a lobster. That looks like a shit meme restaurant. What kind of shithole just plops one of those things down like that?

>> No.12328316

>>12328309
I'd say it's more irritating that he's shorter and fatter than her. I'm pretty sure she'd have a better chance of beating some ass if they were in danger.

>> No.12328318

>>12325915
Ehh, I might try out the dumpling part actually.
Just gotta find out what the fuck "self raising flour" is. Just flour with bakingpowder mixed in for lazy yanks?

>> No.12328323

>>12328318
>Just gotta find out what the fuck "self raising flour" is. Just flour with bakingpowder mixed in for lazy yanks?

Yes.

It also has some salt in it.

>> No.12328327

>>12328192
ok chipbutty

>> No.12328342
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>>12320691
Don't listen to the angry /pol/ babies anon. They got lost on their way home from the grand wizard's house and they aren't very smart.

>> No.12328348
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>>12327260
The post is amusing because of her spherical shape!

Oh, and FUCK the jannies for getting my deer antler webm deleted. There was nothing wrong with it you sensitive little cunts. Maybe watch the whole thing because throwing a bitchfit next time.

>> No.12328355

>>12325482
wow hes still alive?

>> No.12328356
File: 8 KB, 626x128, god i wish that were me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>>12328301

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>>12328315
>restaurant
Pretty sure that footage is from a zoo.
Observe the chimp hilariously seated next to Taytay as though it were a person.

>> No.12328366

>>12325310

I wish she'd peel my lobster if you know what I mean

>> No.12328368

>>12328362
Extremely lame. Your sense of humor is so boring. Surely you've realized by now nobody wants to listen to your shit.

>> No.12328369

>>12321715
The Proud Family did this with lemon bars and grandma jamming her foot in the mix.

>> No.12328370
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12328370

>>12328323
Thanks. I was pretty sure it was something an actual retard could mix at home instead of buying.
I don't expect everybody to be an expert chef, but fucking hell, man. Learn to make pancakes without buying "pancake mix". Goddamn.

>> No.12328374

>>12328369
That show was fucking weird.

>> No.12328375
File: 1.79 MB, 440x720, top chop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12328375

>>12328366
Based

>>12328368
Not based
It's just a joke, you whiny baby. Not every slightly racist joke on 4chan is posted by an actual nazi.

>> No.12328393

>>12328375
the mohel at work

>> No.12328536

>>12324972
No, I'd vape it these days.

>> No.12328539

>>12328368
>Your sense of humor is so boring. Surely you've realized by now nobody wants to listen to your shit.

I do. This is why I am on 4chan.

>> No.12328546

>>12326871
wrong

>> No.12328549

>>12321715
almost every weird ass cartoon did something like this

>> No.12328566

>>12328348
Claire really is bae

>> No.12328595

>>12326431
ˈwʊstərʃər

>> No.12328651
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12328651

>>12328280
>it's another "newfaggot doesn't know about 4chan's history with cat memes" episode

>> No.12328755

>>12328651
ironically /v/edditors are both the biggest newfags who stick out like sour thumbs and want to desperately fit in

>> No.12328927

>>12326504
this actually looks bretty gud

>> No.12328945

>>12326511
now that looks like something i could eat

>> No.12328987

>>12323761
that blasted hedgehog

>> No.12328992

>>12328210
>I'm fat because MUH GENETICS

>> No.12328995

>>12328348
do those expensive blenders not have a pulse setting?

>> No.12329002

>>12328995
It's more an issue of the expensive Youtube chefs not having any practical knowledge

>> No.12329015

>>12321349
this guy definitely is a boomer chad.

>> No.12329116

>>12328651
/Caturday

>> No.12329130
File: 26 KB, 420x315, 1554797005678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12329130

>>12328280
into the oven you go

>> No.12329134

>>12320551
She doesn't even swallow it. She's hiding the food in the corner of her mouth. What a complete waste of time.

>> No.12329142

>>12328375
baste, thats actually a good technique once you realize what he is doing

>> No.12329153
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12329153

>>12329134
flavor saver, you know what that means right?

>> No.12329165

>>12329134
Whoa, youre right. That looks really weird. It looked so obvious i thought she was just gonna messily continue chewing while talking and that would be the gag, but no she literally chews it twice and shoves it away. Weird.

>> No.12329168

>>12329116
Has been a thing here before reddit even existed

>> No.12329178

>>12320888
>the average al/ck/ poster

>> No.12329230

>>12328595
based IPA user

>> No.12329305

>>12328362
What manner of autism is this?

>> No.12329332

>>12320551
>fake thicc eyebrows
boner killer

>> No.12329335

>>12329332
SEETHING

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>>12320551
ugly

>> No.12329361
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12329361

>>12320551
Same grill.

How the fuck

>> No.12329399

>>12329361
Simple. Her jaw is extended with food in her mouth or when she is chewing or talking. When in natural resting position that's how she looks like normally

>> No.12329401

>>12326504
Blueberry swastikas

>> No.12329507

>>12320888
the comedic timing of this webm is fucking astounding

>> No.12329555
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>> No.12329569

>>12324533
Someone post party cheese please

>> No.12329623

>>12325899
>chopped herbs
yeah that's fucking helpful. god fuck these stupid fucking meme videos shot at the fps of a powerpoint presentation recorded directly birds eye view. they're all fucking bad

>> No.12329660

>>12329555
It's too much

>> No.12329832

>>12323737
>filename
kek

>> No.12329919
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12329919

>>12328210
>the sag in the bench

>> No.12329937

>>12320551
I wish I was that donut

>> No.12329939

>>12320561
kek

>> No.12330104

what the FUCK is wrong with her neck

>> No.12330122

>>12320551
Notice how she doesn't chew or swallow the food. nobody in any movies or television does. They are all on strict diets and wouldn't dare eat a donut.

>> No.12330142
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12330142

>>12330104
It doesn't have my dick shoved down it

>> No.12330178

>>12330142
Fucking white people.
They act like they're above the "shitskins" but then reveal themselves to be the worst of them all when they think nobody's watching.
It would be funny if they didn't cause so much suffering to everyone on earth.

>> No.12330193

>>12330178
nice bait

>> No.12330195

>>12330178
Quite possibly the lowest effort b8 I've seen in quite some time.

>> No.12330199

>>12330193
>>12330195
>he's been through such brainwashing that he can't see how whites are universally hated (and rightly so)
POLtards never fail to amaze me

>> No.12330203
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>>12330178
I know you're just trolling for one of the many many other webms I have of coloureds doing something like that, but I don't mind indulging you.

>> No.12330223

>>12330203
The difference is that Black people grow up in unpriviledged contexts so they're forced to act like that out of necessity, while whites can easily affort to buy all the candy they want yet still decide to steal it because they think the entire world is owed to them and don't give a fuck about anyone else.
How much are you willing to bet that the house that the whites stole from is a minority family?

>> No.12330259

>>12330199
>>12330223
>/Leftypol/ """""trolling."""""
This is beyond pathetic.

>> No.12330264

>>12330259
I see you have no rebuttal.
Pathetic as always.

>> No.12330290

>>12330223
There are poor people of all races m8.

>> No.12330319

>>12330290
Sure, just like there are people born with 4 arms.
Doesn't mean they're not an exception and statistically irrelevant.

Besides, priviledge goes way beyond money.
A black person will hav a much harder life overall than a white person with the same income.

>> No.12330384

>>12330319
yeah life is hard when you have half the iq of the avg person

>> No.12330393
File: 646 KB, 1180x886, albert-einstein-quote-about-fish-climbing-tree-fish-climbing-a-tree-quote-albert-einstein-new-albert-einstein.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12330393

>>12330384
>this blatant racism
>made up "facts"
You're not worth the time.

>> No.12330397

>>12330319
Ofcourse they will.They were born inferiour.In intelect,skin tone and facial features.It sucks but It's reality.Blacks are just much more useless,mentally handicapped than any other race.

>> No.12330398

>>12330397
Refer to >>12330393

>> No.12330405

>>12328280
That cat gif is like 15 years old, you fucking newfag.

>> No.12330410

yeah let those niggers go back to climbing trees, theyre a waste of space and have no place in society

>> No.12330416

>>12330393
should let them go back to picking cottons then, its what they do best!

>> No.12330420

>>12330416
fuck off

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>>12330393
I wonder what your average South Central negro is a genius at.
Is must be something if (((Einstein))) said it. He was himself an expert on genetics and sociology, right?

>> No.12330427

>>12330142
>>12330178
are those even whites?

>> No.12330458

>>12330424
Where did Black people ever get the chance at a normal life like whites always had?
Where did Black people ever get to have the same opportunities as whites to study and develop an intellect like whites can?
Nowhere.
In Africa they can't because colonialism completely fucked it and put it in abject poverty and corruption, with white land owners and countries still exploiting Africa today.
In America they've been enslaved, killed, and kept as second-class citizens, and even though those things are now a memory of the past, its effect still persist today, as well as the systemic racism that prevents Blacks from advancing in their lives.
In other countries they migrated to from Africa, they're still mistreated and marginalized like they are in America, because of racism.

It's easy to achieve good things in life when you have everything given to you on a silver platter.
Try growing up as a Black person and you'll see how hard it is to get good grades, good employment, or a clean criminal record.

>> No.12330472

Fuck you all racists and nazis
I'm closing this thread.
Goodbye.
Enjoy the sad pathetic little life you have. All that hatred will probably kill you sooner than you can see your cunt president lose in 2020 lmao.

>> No.12330477

>>12330472
lmao back to your safespace

>> No.12330479

>>12330458
they never structured themselfs. If it wasnt for the whites helping them out to be civilized, they'd all still be hut savages. Now they live a comfy life in America on welfare.
I bet you're a white dumbfuck that goes to rallies yelling "fuck white people"

>> No.12330485
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12330485

>>12330458
Are you sure your standards are low enough there?
Why not put them in diapers while you're at it?

>> No.12330521

>>12321387
Murderer

>> No.12330529

>>12326213
Stew with dumplings is like all they eat in Africa

>> No.12330549

>>12329142
And what exactly is he doing?

>> No.12330623

>>12328375
noice

>> No.12330628

>>12330178
the nose knows

>> No.12330640

>>12330458
As a black person that grew up in Texas, I turned out semi-normal. Growing up was not what you would call hard, just average.
>Single mother is a vet and retired deputy
>never been to jail, haven't had problems with racism aside from online, picked on for big lips in grade school and subtly at one job. Teachers were kind. Authority figures were kind.
>Don't smoke, rarely drink
>no kids by choice, have been with the same person for 10 yrs
>no siblings but my cousins are military, religious or in medical field
What you said isn't entirely wrong but half the blame falls on other blacks as well. They need to be taught by other black people not to grow up to be hoodrats and idolize a gangster lifestyle. In fact, I got the most "racism" from other black people who said I was too white. Your heart is probably in the right place, but you should really meet more people and stop looking at numbers.

>> No.12330695

>>12330427
In America maybe

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>> No.12330752
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12330752

>>12330178
>Fucking white people.
>that
>white
do americans really do this?

>> No.12330767

>>12330472
preach brudda

edit: wow thanks for the gold guys

>> No.12330858

>>12330640
Nigga what?! See they got you thrown. Do you realize the history of our people and how real inherited trauma is? You sounding disconnected af right now.

>> No.12330862

>>12330640
As a matter of fact I suggest you read Cornel West race matters. Maybe a Harvard nigga would get through to you since you want to dismiss us. Race matters and it always will.

>> No.12331090

>>12330640
Your moms a fucking cop and a part of the machine that oppress us on a national level. What would make a black person want to join the police who systematically make it clear that when dealing with black people it’s shoot first. How many bodies she got?

>> No.12331350

>>12324420

even in captivity it just seems like such a bad idea. bears do not give any fucks and they're made of destruction

>> No.12331375

>>12325854
shamefur dispray

>> No.12331441

>>12330745
Off with his head! I’ve never seen something so fucked up

>> No.12331906

>>12331441
huh???

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