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12315424 No.12315424 [Reply] [Original]

You ever ordered food by mistake?

>> No.12315442

>>12315424
That's like saying you accidently had sex when you went to go meet a guy in his bedroom alone in his house

>> No.12315453

>>12315424
no but I've ordered food mistakes before

>> No.12315459

>>12315424
no but i ordered your mom as a hooker
that was a mistake

>> No.12315473

>>12315424
I once accidentally had sex when a drunk girl crawled into my bed while I was sleeping. I woke up pumping and wondering what the hell was going on.

>> No.12315479

>>12315442
Lmao

>> No.12315484

>>12315473
that's rape, dude
you were raped by a girl
hahahahahaha

>> No.12315653
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>>12315484
>a drunk girl

Nah brah, he is the rapist.

>> No.12315656

>>12315473
You sure it wasn't a succubus?

>> No.12315662
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12315662

>>12315424
>put "send your cutest delivery boy" as instruction for a Dominos order
>big black guy showed up at my door

>> No.12315666

>>12315662
Based

>> No.12315740

>>12315662
Is your bf gonna give you the bike pump treatment for cheating on him, Henry?