/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12312628]

Opinions on Absynth ?

[Anonymous No.12312637]

I like it because I like licorice flavours. It's better when you just use water, not sugar, even though the sugar dissolving ritual makes it more entertaining.

But one time I drank two thirds of a bottle neat and woke up on the floor 12 hours later not remembering what made me decide to drink the entire bottle, so I don't get it anymore.

[Anonymous No.12312650]

>>12312637
>different alcohols have different effects
Fucking retard. Go away, nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.12312652]

>>12312637
God damn.How are you still alive ?

[Anonymous No.12312657]

>>12312650
What? No. It just has a very high alcohol content neat, which makes a full bottle more dangerous if you get carried away.

>>12312652
I don't do that type of thing too often.

[Anonymous No.12312659]

>>12312628
It's annoying when people bring it up because inevitably one or more anon will be convinced there's such a thing as "real Absinthe" which somehow "causes hallucinations" through thujone or some such bullshit. And then you have to go through the effort of pulling out the evidence and showing how this was never true and is literally just a historical meme based on nothing until they finally get tired of insisting "nuh uh" and stop posting.

[Anonymous No.12312669]

>>12312659
Yeah that is just stupid but After all this is actually good marketing for absinth

[Anonymous No.12312692]

>>12312628
A little goes a long ways. It's very dangerous in larger amounts and you'll literally fucking die if you try to meme a bottle in one sitting. I care about you anon and I don't want you to die. Don't do it. It's also unpleasant as fuck of a way to go so if you're going to break my heart at least do it in a less miserable way for yourself.

[Anonymous No.12312704]

>>12312692
Thanks for your concern, and be assured i wouldn’t drink a whole bottle in one sitting.Drank just two glasses yesterday (+plus a load of jim beam) and wanted to die afterwards.Really unpleasant experience actually

[Anonymous No.12312724]

>>12312637
Similar experience. I drank half a bottle and half a bottle of bourbon then i passed out and woke up vomited on myself and fell back to sleep in my own vomit then couldnt stand up for a good 24 hours i had to stay horizontal to stop the room spinning. Now the smell of strong aniseed physically repulses me, im scarred for life after that experience.

[Anonymous No.12312730]

>>12312628
It's fine as long as you like licorice and don't act like a faggot when drinking it.

[Anonymous No.12312744]

>half a bottle of absinthe in one sitting
>ever
>mixing it with other hard liquors
i got cirrhosis just reading this shit
you all drink like idiots

[Anonymous No.12313115]

>>12312628
meme shit. tastes horrible and gives a bad drunk

was never psychoactive in its history, the literal non alcoholic beer to angsty dumb teen kids of the 19th century

simply no reason to drink it when you can get good bourbon cheap

[Anonymous No.12313148]

>>12312628
Tastes good and results in a more lucid form of drunkenness that is ideal for artistic pursuits. I love it but I cannot afford it often.

[Anonymous No.12313150]

>>12312628
It's a gross old time drink that went away for a reason, it got replaced by better spirits.

[Anonymous No.12313161]

>>12313148
Pure, unsubstantiated myth. The only reason it's associated with artistic pursuits is because a bunch of depressed, alcoholic authors and poets guzzled the stuff until they killed themselves.

[Anonymous No.12313169]

>>12313148
>results in a more lucid form of drunkenness
And here we have the inevitable bullshit arriving right on cue.

[Anonymous No.12313174]

It works, that's why people use it

[Anonymous No.12313179]

>>12313161
Eh, I think the properties of wormwood interact well with the alcohol to create a nice and mellow feeling thaf I enjoy. Maybe it’s placebo maybe not, I enjoy the taste at the very least.

[Anonymous No.12313180]

>>12312650
You're the retard. Whiskey makes me want to fight, tequila makes me do stupid stunts, rum makes me suave, vodka makes me depressed...

[Anonymous No.12313192]

>>12313180
There’s no scientific evidence that different alcohols cause you to act differently. it’s just your personal biases at play.

[Anonymous No.12313201]

>>12313192
then explain why tequila makes me want to DANCE, smart man!

[Anonymous No.12313204]

>>12313180
>>12313192
There is no “different alcohols”

The only alcohol that makes you drunk is ethanol, and every beer/liquor/wine has the exact same ethanol as every other one. Just the way it’s made and flavored is different. Anyone who thinks otherwise is legitimately retarded. The most correct thing about either of these posts is that it’s all personal bias that makes people think “x liquor does this to me” and that personal bias relies on ignorance to function.

[Anonymous No.12313208]

>>12313204
sorry, I should have said different liquors, you know what I meant.

[Anonymous No.12313212]

>>12313201
Because you’re a fucking retarded wetback who lets ignorance and widely accepted cultural beliefs influence the way he thinks
>>12313208
And that’s fair I figured you weren’t on the other guys level but different alcohols would give him too much leeway to keep being a retard

[Anonymous No.12313215]

>>12313212
>wetback
i'm irish bitch

[Anonymous No.12313223]

>>12313215
>Irish
That explains a lot, you just have a potato brain

[Anonymous No.12313228]

>>12313215
Pale wetback then.

[Anonymous No.12313238]

>>12313204
Oh wow. Fuckin dumbass, I bet you think heroin and cocaine do the same thing too

[Anonymous No.12313239]

>>12313215
so a spic mick

[Anonymous No.12313249]

>>12313238
This is the boldest bait I’ve seen to date. Good on ya for putting yourself out there, bud.

[Anonymous No.12313255]

>>12313180
It is literally all in your head. There is a single active chemical, ethanol.
At least with weed there are dozens of active cannabinoids so when stoners say different strains have different effects they at least have something to back it up.

[Anonymous No.12313264]

>>12313179
>Eh, I think the properties of wormwood interact well with the alcohol
It's not a matter of opinion you retard. What you're talking about isn't real.

[Anonymous No.12313269]

>>12313215
I take it that's your only objection then?

[Anonymous No.12313271]

>>12313255
Idk if you’ve heard about all of the THC concentrates and shit like that, but if you smoke a wax pen (typically only THC maybe some CBD) and compare it to actual weed, there is definitely a difference. There’s dozens of cannabinoids, and a lot of them don’t really have known effects, but if you ingest only THC or weed that has the wide range of chemicals, there is a very noticeable difference.

[Anonymous No.12313283]

>>12313174
>It works, that's why people use it
It's alcohol + the power of suggestion.
https://www.newsweek.com/absinthe-another-myth-debunked-221468
>Starting in December 2004, the scientists began locating samples of pre-ban absinthe, eventually finding unopened, uncontaminated bottles in France, Switzerland, Spain, Italy, The Netherlands, and the U.S. Earlier, they had made some theoretical calculations about how much thujone absinthe makers were likely to get out of the wormwood they used, concluding that “for typical French and Swiss 19th century recipes” the thujone content probably ranged from zero (if thujone-free wormwood was used) to 76 milligrams per liter (if oil-rich varieties with high thujone concentrations were used). The average would have been around 17–23 mg/L.
>Their findings matched their expectations. Analyses of the 13 pre-ban bottles showed thujone concentrations of 0.5 and 48.3 mg/L, with an average of 25.4 20.3 mg/L. The highest was 48.3 mg/L, in a Pernod Fils absinthe.
>What do the numbers mean? If you imbibed one whole liter of the high-thujone Pernod Fils, you would get about 0.8 mg of thujone per kilogram of body weight if you weighed 60 kg (132 pounds)—less if you weighed more, more if you weighed less. But “even this unrealistically high intake of alcohol produces thujone concentrations below the ‘no observed effects level’ of 5 mg/kg bodyweight.” That is, glugging an entire liter—something even Toulouse-Lautrec rarely managed—would still leave you at less than 16 percent of the amount found in tests to produce mind-altering effects.

[Anonymous No.12313286]

>>12313223
>>12313228
>>12313239
>>12313269
oh yeah? well i had sex with all of your moms last night

[Anonymous No.12313297]

>>12313286
BASED

[Anonymous No.12313301]

>>12313286

[Anonymous No.12313332]

>>12313238

[Anonymous No.12313433]

>>12312628

>>Opinions on Absinthe?

Generally I have found that it makes the heart grow fonder, but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.12313445]

>>12312659
You sound like a real winner if you always go out of your way to correct retards on an anonymous anglo-saxon tapestry loom but lament how much effort it is.

[Anonymous No.12313446]

>>12313180
Oh, hey, it's this retard again

[Anonymous No.12313462]

>>12313249
>>12313255
>>12313332
>>12313446
If it's in my head how do you explain it happening in real life? I feel telling you, your psuedo science doesn't make any damn sense.

[Anonymous No.12313477]

>>12313445
It's called OCD you idiot. You can feel compelled to do things without enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.12313480]

>>12313477
Oh the plot thick ens. The DUMBASS is also mentally ill

[Anonymous No.12313519]

>>12312628
overrated edgelord drink

[Anonymous No.12313531]

>>12313480
Do you not have the mental capacity to support more than one conflicting thought or motivation at a time? Not sure why this is so hard for you to understand.

[Anonymous No.12313607]

i tried some nonalcoholic extract of wormwood and other herbs about 20 years ago, when absinth was still illegal. i swear after i drank it i felt like writing romantic poems. i think there is something in wormwood that is psychotropic, thujone is possibly an unheralded drug.

[Anonymous No.12313611]

>>12312652
its not that hard to drink a bottle of liquor. really.

[Anonymous No.12313622]

>>12313531
Do you not have the capacity to consider that my body is different than your and MAYBE JUST MAYBE different people affected different by DIFFERENT liquor? No because you're a god damn keyboard scientist

[Anonymous No.12313639]

>>12313622
>my body is different
It really isn't. And you're just pretending to be retarded. How is it that fun for you to do this?

[Anonymous No.12313668]

>>12313607
does it work by taking a wormwood supplement i wanna experience the placebo "absinthe effect" everyone talks about but nowhere near me carries absinthe

[Anonymous No.12313671]

>>12313639

[Anonymous No.12313676]

>>12313671
why did you photoshop a turd onto that guys hand

[Anonymous No.12313677]

>>12313607
>i swear after i drank it i felt like writing romantic poems. i think there is something in wormwood that is psychotropic, thujone is possibly an unheralded drug.

[Anonymous No.12313679]

>>12313671
based mandingoposter

[Anonymous No.12313681]

>>12313676
What are you talking about, schizophrenic fuck?

[Anonymous No.12315572]

>>12312659
Real Absinthe is absurdly strong, it's illegal to make alcohol that fucking strong

What likely happened is dumb fucks drank themselves delirious from dehydration

[Anonymous No.12315673]

Did one of you HURR DURR ALL LIQUOR IS DA SAME fags seriously get so assblasted about getting btfo in here that you made another thread? Wow, what a crybaby psuedo science faggot.

[Anonymous No.12315711]

It's absolutely great. As an alcoholic, I can say it's the only liquor I actually enjoy drinking just for the flavor. But that's probably because I really love black licorice. I drink it straight from the bottle, no need for the sugar.

[Anonymous No.12315720]

>>12313180
Why are you perceiving alcohol like fucking fantasy game potions

[Anonymous No.12315783]

>>12315572
>Illegal to make alcohol that strong
>I can go to the liquor store and buy 200 proof ever clear, literally pure ethanol
Shiggy

[Anonymous No.12315795]

>>12313611
It's the easiest part of my daily routine. really.

[Anonymous No.12317186]

You dudes ever try straight wormwood tea?

[Anonymous No.12317230]

>>12312628
There's an absynth bar in my city where we used to end the night when out drinking in highschool. More often than not that "last shot for the road" ended up teleporting us to our beds hours later with the last memory being drinking that shot. I haven't had any in years.

[Anonymous No.12317237]

>>12315572
>Real Absinthe is absurdly strong, it's illegal to make alcohol that fucking strong
No, that isn't true at all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe
>Absinthe was historically bottled at 45-74% percent ABV.
Bacardi 151 has 75.5% percent ABV and is a completely legal and easy to find liquor you can buy over the counter like any other liquor.

[Anonymous No.12317242]

>>12317237
I've had some from 1902 that was 225 proof

[Anonymous No.12317254]

>>12317242
You're just pretending to be retarded, right?

[Anonymous No.12317260]

>>12317254
I'm sick of everybody shitty attitude on here. Fuck you assholes I'm out

[Noko No.12317513]

>>1 2317260
Good.

[Anonymous No.12317532]

>>12313180
which alcohol makes you suck your boyfriends gay cock because you seem to drink that one all the time

[Anonymous No.12317550]

>>12317513
Bitch, I invented strokeposting. Stay out of my territory.

[Anonymous No.12317778]

>>12317260
Good, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12317839]

>>12317778
FUCK YOU
>>12317532
FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU ALL EAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.12317844]

>>12317839
Mad?

[Anonymous No.12317856]

>>12317839
Weren't you just about to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.12317879]

>>12312652
anon never said how big the bottle was

[Anonymous No.12317923]

Why is /ck/ so shitty tonight?

[Anonymous No.12317954]

>>12317844
>>12317856
FUCK YOY IM JUST GET STARTED
IMGOIN G TO DRINK ATHIS WHISKEY AND FUCK . YOU ALL.. UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12317963]

>>12317923
It's not a very high traffic board. All it takes is one or two autists to drop the post quality substantially.

[Anonymous No.12318104]

NIGGERS£££££££££££££

[Anonymous No.12318110]

>>12312650
>nobody likes you.
you
pls take toaster bath

[Anonymous No.12318123]

>>12317260
>I'm sick of everybody shitty attitude on here. Fuck you assholes I'm out

t.4chan general

[Anonymous No.12318353]

>>12312628
this thread reminds me of a bunch of 12 year olds convincing themselves that asians have sideways pussies.

[Anonymous No.12318384]

>>12318353
FUCKIN FAGGOY NITGEWENOUSSY BITCN GO FUCK JN KYS

[Anonymous No.12318852]

To whom it may consern:
If you think that different alcoholic substances somehow have varying effects on your behaviour, you should know that the only difference between those is basically just the flavor.

You don't get different effects from different flavor jellybeans either cause in the end it's just fucking sugar, why would this be any different?

[Anonymous No.12318858]

>>12312659
I hate this shit, because as a dumb 19 year old I thought it was true and bought a bottle of 70% absinthe and drank 9 shots and got the worst hangover of my teenaged life.

[Anonymous No.12319220]

>>12317532
Water

[Anonymous No.12319227]

>>12318852
Red food dye can cause hyperactivity, so that has to be the worst analogy ever.

[Anonymous No.12319236]

DUDE

[Audrey !T.UcHElyn6 No.12319250]

>>12312628
Love it.

[Anonymous No.12319327]

>>12319227
If you have autism perhaps.

[Anonymous No.12319342]

>>12313204
>>12313255
Disagree, in the fermentation process yeast often make alot of by-products which distilllers leave in the drink depending on the drink they're making. Most of the by products are passed through the same enzymes as ethanol in the liver which could possibly affect how "drunk" you can get or make your life hell in the morning due to your liver working overtime to get rid of by products. I've noticed when drinking my own neutral spirits (pure ethanol) it takes alot more to drink to get drunk, though the drunk doesn't last as long compared to bourbon or even store bought vodka.