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For me it's the Impossible Burger, the best burger.

>> No.12311799

>>12311796
For me, it’s your impossible faggotry that amuses.

>> No.12311806

Something's just off with that cross section.
Jokes aside, it feels like they're so close yet so far.
Also fuck vegans.

>> No.12311810

>>12311799
no u

>> No.12311930

For me, it's the McChicken. The McChicken." He laughs.

"I was in my mother's car and I was standing there eating my sandwich, trying to keep from looking in the mirror and my face just went white ... I'm like, 'This is where I want to start,' but then I turn around and all of a sudden it's gone in one piece." He laughs again.

"I guess one of my main hobbies that I've been keeping at bay for a really long time in regards to my acting career is my McChicken fetish. It goes back to those days when I was 13 and 14, I guess that's the best memory my father left me. He gave me a McChicken sandwich. It was his favorite chicken sandwich."

He laughs again. "I think every kid in their 20s has some kind of McChicken obsession. That's my thing: every kid has their McChicken. It's something they have to have."

>> No.12311946

>>12311806
It's not really vegan since they cook it on the same grill they cook the carnist bloodlust patties.

>> No.12311952

>>12311796
impossible to digest more like it

>> No.12311955

As in impossible for vegetablists to stop coping and seething over based meatchads

>> No.12311970

>>12311946
>carnist bloodlust patties.
I love you.

>> No.12312031

>>12311952
Based. OP permanently fuckin rekt

>> No.12312064

>>12311796
what is that made out of? looks like refined human feeces

>> No.12312279

>>12311955
>incelism this big
Yikes dawg

>> No.12312298

>>12311796
Boiled lentil burgers are better

>> No.12312299
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>>12311796

>> No.12312508

>>12312298
Gib recipe

>> No.12312942
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12312942

>>12311796
>t. never had a real hamburger.

>> No.12313124
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>>12311796
>another shill thread

>> No.12314667

>>12312279
cope

>> No.12314671 [DELETED] 

>>12312942
I see your pic is related to "real hamburgers"

>> No.12314677

>>12311796
for me, it's the 100% beef burger at a lower price

>> No.12314711
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>>12314677
>t.

>> No.12314719

>>12314711
>t. projecting insecurities

>> No.12314762
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>>12311796
>burger medium well
>ground meat medium well
okay, listen. If your meat is good enough to be served medium well, and you want it medium well, then why grind it?
We can set aside the matter of hygiene, because if the meat is not freshly ground then and there shortly before they prepare this, then you might as well wipe our ass with that before eating. If you would not dare eating their ground meat raw (culinary preference aside), then you would have to be retarded to eat this.
Back on topic, why medium? This is not a steak. Heck, classic German Hamburg Steak is not even pure beef necessarily, of course it's well done.

>> No.12314789

>>12314711
i expect extracted vegetable proteins, refined oils and multivitamins mushed into a patty will cause you to shit your pants worse than ground beef will

>> No.12314790

>>12311796
That company supports testing on animals and served a bunch of vegans cheese at an event and lied to them
https://www.peta.org/blog/why-it-is-impossible-for-peta-to-get-behind-the-impossible-burger/
Even fucking PETA thinks your faux meat patties suck, and they think my cat is a house nigger. Stop shilling this shit for your Zionist masters it's not going to catch on

>> No.12316323 [DELETED] 

>>12314789
Having a huge gaping asshole from being a fat slob while eating a fiberless diet would definitely do that.

>> No.12316996

>>12311946
>carnist bloodlust patties
I'm going to find a way to use that line in any conversation where a vegan tries to push meatless diets.
"Do I want to eat just tofu and lentils? Nah, I enjoy my carnist bloodlust patties too much. You have fun with that, though!"

>> No.12317001

>>12316323
>he doesn't eat both meat and fiber