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WebM Thread Anonymous Wed May 8 03:45:38 2019 No.12295241 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 03:46:49 2019 No.12295244 File: 2.59 MB, 640x360, Anchovies Peanut in Chilli Paste.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 03:48:02 2019 No.12295249 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Fried Peanuts & Anchovies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 03:49:40 2019 No.12295255 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Soft Boiled Egg Japanese Style.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 04:07:33 2019 No.12295290 File: 1.67 MB, 204x360, Egg Cook.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 04:15:17 2019 No.12295303 >>12295255 Why is it im Chinese?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 04:15:51 2019 No.12295304 >>12295290 >>12295241 How do they get out

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 04:41:07 2019 No.12295335 File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Saturday Kitchen Show.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 05:23:30 2019 No.12295393 File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Raw Honey Vending Machine in Japan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 05:25:19 2019 No.12295400 File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Submarine Mess (1978).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 05:50:25 2019 No.12295430 File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Frontline pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 06:02:41 2019 No.12295449 >>12295430 excellent

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 07:56:50 2019 No.12295707 >>12295400 >>12295430 These are nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 08:02:40 2019 No.12295726 >>12295400 That would look a lot better with some colour correction.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 08:05:00 2019 No.12295737 >>12295393 Not even wearing safety goggles.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 08:38:52 2019 No.12295805 >>12295393 lol baldy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 09:42:52 2019 No.12295994 File: 2.39 MB, 640x360, Bacon Toast - Korean Street Food-360.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 09:50:49 2019 No.12296020 >>12295255 >put fuck ton of soy sauce >another whole teaspoon of salt what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 09:51:55 2019 No.12296025 >>12295241 The fuck is he trying to fry that's popping that much?!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 09:53:37 2019 No.12296032 >>12295241 What the fuck is he cooking, live grenades?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 09:54:42 2019 No.12296035 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I found a new webm. Have a look!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 09:57:42 2019 No.12296053 >>12295400 >having a deep fryer on a boat Is it really that important?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 10:01:10 2019 No.12296071 >>12296020 I don't see the problem

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 10:03:42 2019 No.12296086 File: 56 KB, 680x447, 51d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] post the animal cruelty ones. they're my fav the ones with animals being eaten or prepared alive

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 10:05:58 2019 No.12296091 >>12295430 The future of war is looking cheesy and delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 10:07:37 2019 No.12296103 >>12296035 How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 10:16:18 2019 No.12296137 >>12296032 I don't think he's cooking anything since there's no flame on that stove.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 10:44:31 2019 No.12296238 >>12295430 thats a million dollar idea

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:15:48 2019 No.12296325 >>12295335 I like the Hairy Bikers, but what the fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:18:14 2019 No.12296330 >>12296325 Summer pudding, you pretty much just smush old white bread and fruits into a bowl and leave it overnight.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:27:39 2019 No.12296360 >>12295430 >feed pizza to frontline >frontline gets lethargic and tired >frontline dies >the enemies laugh as they eat their pizza in victory

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:38:53 2019 No.12296386 >>12296086 fuck off, gook

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:54:57 2019 No.12296429 >>12296053 it's an american boat after all

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:55:59 2019 No.12296433 File: 2.46 MB, 270x360, canibalism.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:59:15 2019 No.12296440 >>12295393 genuinely thought it was a box full of live bees

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 12:06:32 2019 No.12296456 >>12296103 he uses the eggsit, lol

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 12:09:16 2019 No.12296461 >>12296330 that is daddy tier recipe.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 12:11:49 2019 No.12296474 >>12295393 raw honey is so amazing. fuck the crap that they sell at the super market.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 12:25:57 2019 No.12296520 >>12296020 >he doesn't sprinkle salt on his hard/soft boiled eggs Try it before you whine please

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 12:29:06 2019 No.12296536 >>12296474 My dad keeps bees and home"made" honey is truly the best. It's a great Christmas gift for extended family.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 12:30:48 2019 No.12296548 >>12296536 sounds comfy, how difficult is beekeeping?

Anonymous Wed May 8 12:35:37 2019 No.12296571

>>12296548
I haven't researched and gotten into it like he has and he has barely scratched the surface, really. Turns out bees are very complicated and finicky little dudes. Also, it's very intimidating when, even wearing the bee suit, you open up the hive and piss off about 50k bees. Dad's hardly been stung at all but they will follow him back to the house dive bombing his helmet. But if you don't fuck when them (like opening up the hive) then they're chill. I use a loud riding tractor to cut the field the hive is in and I can roll right past them in their flight lane and they just cruise on by. It's kinda cool standing right in their flightpath in and out of the hive and watching like 50 bees per second whizz by your head.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 12:36:25 2019 No.12296579 File: 328 KB, 452x547, thornton.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12296456

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 12:54:52 2019 No.12296656 File: 2.95 MB, 960x720, Submarine Mess (1978).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12295400 >>12295726 Here's an attempt fucking around with ffmpeg.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 13:00:57 2019 No.12296678 >>12295393 I hate this fucker

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 13:11:54 2019 No.12296724 >>12296656 the part where the butter is being spread on the corn followed by the milk getting poured feels extremely good.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 13:13:39 2019 No.12296732 >>12296656 comfy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 13:56:40 2019 No.12296897 File: 43 KB, 470x470, 1549995873569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12296433 the file name

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 14:16:19 2019 No.12296978 File: 1.46 MB, 427x318, 1468564279811.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12295335

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 14:24:15 2019 No.12297013 >>12296656 good edit anon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 14:25:22 2019 No.12297019 File: 1.31 MB, 1038x710, STRONK WOMYNZ.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 14:26:39 2019 No.12297030 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Submarine food demo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 14:26:49 2019 No.12297033 File: 2.86 MB, 230x400, chinks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 14:27:30 2019 No.12297037 >>12296035 >he doesn't show the egg virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 18:25:08 2019 No.12298102 File: 2.41 MB, 202x360, 60 portions of fried rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 18:35:01 2019 No.12298143 >>12296053 you're stuck in a metal tube with a bunch of sweaty dudes sharing the same bed months on end it's the little things that stop you from going insane

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 18:37:40 2019 No.12298156 >>12295994 well that was a abrupt ending

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 18:45:55 2019 No.12298181 >>12297033 Those are japs and they take their mid-afternoon half-rotten produce sales very seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 19:10:26 2019 No.12298275 >>12298143 insane? i will be sucking dick non stop

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 19:14:32 2019 No.12298295 >>12296978 is like comedy, there is a buildup, an expectation and then a twist

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 19:18:49 2019 No.12298309 File: 28 KB, 225x400, uma-delicia24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12296433 >filename

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 19:22:40 2019 No.12298334 >>12298275 yes, that would make you insane

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 19:25:08 2019 No.12298344 >>12298334 no, that will be paradise

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 19:40:20 2019 No.12298408 >>12295400 That looks like way better food than I would expect to get on a submarine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 20:04:07 2019 No.12298507 >>12295255 Fuck this dude sucks at peeling eggs. >>12296020 Depends on how much gets absorbed, but you're right, I doubt that spoonful made fuck all of a difference. I bet it's 2000mg of sodium per egg if it's just coating the outside.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 20:46:40 2019 No.12298679 >>12295393 >yet another plain looking faggot that does self facing camera vlogs ok

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 20:49:29 2019 No.12298695 >>12295393 Cant watch because am on mobile. Can you tell what the video is about? And is that the borger man?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 20:49:43 2019 No.12298697 >>12298295 It really is. It's perfect. It's like that gif trying to put food in his mouth and he keeps missing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 21:34:46 2019 No.12298856 >>12297019 That's what I'd do desu, squirrels are kimoi.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 21:52:24 2019 No.12298923 >>12295255 >asian salmonella >voila lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 21:59:13 2019 No.12298955 >>12295430 this unironically made me feel good. based Slavic subhumans

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 22:49:10 2019 No.12299180 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, porn bread ck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 22:56:36 2019 No.12299226 >>12298344 Fucking retard, your mind would be broken from the pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 23:02:41 2019 No.12299249 >>12296086 based Koreans

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:05:34 2019 No.12299498 >>12298695 >iphone poster whats it like being a 14 year old girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:22:31 2019 No.12299566 File: 2.49 MB, 640x360, Pizza Pocket.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:23:17 2019 No.12299568 >>12296433 QT3.14

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:24:17 2019 No.12299571 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Wa La.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:32:57 2019 No.12299604 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Tortilla Wall.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:38:30 2019 No.12299629 >>12295290 Happy Valentines day,honey. Now eat all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:39:09 2019 No.12299634 >>12299571 Is this cooking with Jack?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:41:29 2019 No.12299646 >>12299634 It might as well be.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:42:55 2019 No.12299653 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, German Style Potato Salad Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299634 Scrumdiddlyumptious

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:50:31 2019 No.12299686 >>12299653 Disgusting

>>	jevin Thu May 9 00:51:37 2019 No.12299691 File: 1.29 MB, 854x480, 1545325308451.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:52:16 2019 No.12299696 File: 2.96 MB, 710x712, P Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299686

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:55:54 2019 No.12299709 >>12299634 jack could not do this both skill wise and physically with his dead fish arm

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 00:58:10 2019 No.12299715 >>12296461 >>12296330 sounds like a lazy version of bread pudding, might as well make that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:00:27 2019 No.12299729 >>12295430 Babushkas did the same thing in WWII to Red Army units in their yards, except they'd bring big vats of boiling fat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:09:49 2019 No.12299762 >>12299571 How are those already fried onions not just completely burnt to a crisp by the time the thing is cooked through?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:17:22 2019 No.12299793 >>12298507 >>12296020 it's definitely just a thin, thin outer coating. these are the kind of eggs you get if you order ramen, makes sense now. always wondered why they tasted like that, though the sweetness stands out more than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:18:38 2019 No.12299798 File: 979 KB, 182x200, 1551795239742.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299691

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:21:40 2019 No.12299809 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Dinner For One.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:27:50 2019 No.12299837 >>12299653 That's not how we make potato salad in germany.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:32:17 2019 No.12299863 >>12299809 Finally one of these things that doesn’t look stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:44:20 2019 No.12299909 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Cauliflower Helper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299863

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:46:24 2019 No.12299919 >>12295255 Looks good

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:48:35 2019 No.12299926 File: 113 KB, 616x750, 1545529532198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12296086 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:50:15 2019 No.12299931 >>12299180 Hehehehehehe lizard is all I see

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:53:26 2019 No.12299944 >>12299809 >dinner for one How fat?

Anonymous Thu May 9 01:55:51 2019 No.12299955

>>12298923
in Japan they have more active salmonella treatment for the chickens, mostly since it's normal to eat raw eggs, and also somewhat undercooked chicken.
I personally eat raw eggs all the time when I'm there, almost on a daily basis. I scramble one up and pour it over a ricebowl mostly. If I'm using eggs in cooking too I like it if it's still at least somewhat runny. Half-boiled is good on almost anything, and udon or soba with a raw egg cracked in is nice. If I'm hungover or in a hurry sometimes I'll just drink an egg or two from a cup and eat a banana. I did that in America too though, since salmonella really isn't as easy to get as most think it is. It's a matter of getting used to it and getting over the idea, which isn't really that gross in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:57:09 2019 No.12299961 >>12299566 none of this ingredients are properly cooked

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:58:39 2019 No.12299970 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, potatoes Plus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:59:16 2019 No.12299974 >>12299571 what a stupid way of making a porpetonne

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:01:34 2019 No.12299983 >>12299653 is this real or parody?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:02:03 2019 No.12299986 File: 2.85 MB, 340x360, South German Potato Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299837

>>	JOLLIBEE® promo dept. Thu May 9 02:02:28 2019 No.12299989 File: 211 KB, 730x424, JOLLIBEE® Family.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish we had some JOLLIBEE® webms

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:02:55 2019 No.12299992 >>12299691 Bitch got a body tho

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:03:32 2019 No.12300000 File: 15 KB, 250x250, 1556728978309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299696 imagine the taste of pure coal

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:03:56 2019 No.12300006 >>12296360 Not everyone eats an entire pizza like you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:04:00 2019 No.12300007 >>12299691 This is how all women should be treated, all the time. Utter playthings. Objects.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:17:40 2019 No.12300051 File: 2.96 MB, 706x710, Bacon Wrapped Pineapple.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:24:04 2019 No.12300062 File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, tourist clearing out BBQ.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:25:34 2019 No.12300070 File: 2.14 MB, 720x405, Mini Fries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:25:44 2019 No.12300071 File: 2.95 MB, 540x302, TOP 5 street FOODS in Tel Aviv!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:26:44 2019 No.12300079 File: 1.43 MB, 480x270, Mini Pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:27:28 2019 No.12300081 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Stuffed Chicken Cushion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:28:30 2019 No.12300084 File: 753 KB, 480x270, Mini Shrimp Tempura.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:29:37 2019 No.12300090 >>12300081 why

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:31:29 2019 No.12300098 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Original wild mushrooms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boneless With Stuffing, sounds Good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:34:28 2019 No.12300107 >>12299634 Doesn't look like it. The oil is hotter than room temperature.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:36:41 2019 No.12300113 File: 2.72 MB, 640x360, Babybel Meal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12300098 Meant for >>12300090

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:39:24 2019 No.12300122 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Maids Day Off In Hong Kong.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299989 Voila

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:43:18 2019 No.12300140 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Pagpag Restaurant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12300122 The Competition.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:47:16 2019 No.12300159 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, MINI SPAGHETTI!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12300084

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:48:12 2019 No.12300164 >>12300122 I hate this Jollibee spam, but holy shit are their commercials amazing.

Anonymous Thu May 9 02:56:42 2019 No.12300201

>>12299226
Got imagine signing up for the navy and just being the designated slut. Your only job is to suck dick and take it up the ass. They give you a really nice cabin which doubles as a pleasure palace. Guys line up every day and you just drain their balls one by one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:59:42 2019 No.12300209 >>12299571 Fucking hate it when cooking vids do that creampie shot at the end like its meant to be appetising and not just remind you of a pussy thats been jizzed in.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:01:56 2019 No.12300215 >>12295244 >>12295249 My man, sambal ikan bilis is my jam.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:05:02 2019 No.12300221 >>12295400 >submarine ahahahaaaaa no. More likely a carrier. Subs aren't known for cavernous wasted interior space.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:09:18 2019 No.12300236 >>12295393 wow cool gagjet, i give this gagjet a 9/10 boom

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:15:54 2019 No.12300262 >>12295400 why do things like this bring me back to a time where i wasn't even alive yet

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:15:59 2019 No.12300264 >>12300236 i fukd yor dad in hes boom

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:16:57 2019 No.12300270 File: 2.56 MB, 540x302, The Frog Princess.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12296433

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:24:49 2019 No.12300285 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Sub Meal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12300221 >Pride Runs Deep: CNO SITREP 13 (1978) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFe307PHJlQ

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:32:25 2019 No.12300305 >>12298923 it's cooked perfectly, how's there any salmonella?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:36:07 2019 No.12300317 >>12299983 it's a parody. you would have to be the trashiest white trash there is

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:45:24 2019 No.12300341 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Family Trip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:53:56 2019 No.12300358 >>12300000 holy shit. based. >>12300006 nice projection. maybe you didn't see how much pizza he was giving to those soldiers though... nice try, cutie.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 03:55:02 2019 No.12300360 >>12300051 Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:08:10 2019 No.12300392 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, MINI BACON & EGGS!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12300079

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:10:35 2019 No.12300396 File: 2.47 MB, 640x306, MiniFood Muniel 食べれるミニチュアムニエル.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12300070

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:12:29 2019 No.12300404 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, -Home-cooked sausage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:17:58 2019 No.12300420 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Grandpa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:19:28 2019 No.12300425 >>12295400 And that was the best meal they ever had. All because it was on camera.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:22:55 2019 No.12300431 >>12296086 Based Koreans on roof tops during the LA riots. Defending their property.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:29:46 2019 No.12300444 File: 262 KB, 1200x900, Today is beer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299809 Needs beer and you have perfect dinner.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:30:35 2019 No.12300446 File: 926 KB, 258x258, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12300420 Imagine sucking the meat and juice out of those claws.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:44:12 2019 No.12300465 File: 125 KB, 1102x967, 1541772922517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299691 >ill never have a gf to wear latex and and pretend to be a robot for me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:46:52 2019 No.12300468 >>12298181 Untrue.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:47:12 2019 No.12300469 >>12300465 you'll never feel your uncle's fist in your dickhole either but here we are

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:54:23 2019 No.12300482 >>12295393 >"Raw," "organic," "unpasteurized," shit being sold in Japan >All signage is in English White tourists are so fucking predictable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:55:54 2019 No.12300486 >>12300209 t.porn addict

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:01:41 2019 No.12300499 File: 288 KB, 420x420, 1532841118864.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12296456

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:20:58 2019 No.12300537 >>12299809 A potato stuffed with bacon and cheese is considered vegetables in 'murrica. No wonder you're all obese.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:25:05 2019 No.12300546 >>12300537 >a POTATO >stuff with BACON >and CHEESE I mean... at least Americans aren't so retarded they think that bacon and cheese are vegetables. No wonder you're all so ignorant and obsessed

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:26:24 2019 No.12300550 >>12300546 your dick is missing the end of it because a jewish guy 5000 years ago said to do it

Anonymous Thu May 9 05:30:36 2019 No.12300558

>>12300550
my dick is in fact intact. and thats not the reason why most americans are missing the tips of their dicks. we have a tiny percentage of jews. people arn't getting their dicks cut off to follow religion from a "goy 5000 years ago"
i love that you tried to move goalpost to dicks because you're so retarded you think americans consider bacon and cheese "vegetables". while also suggesting that a potato is not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:36:56 2019 No.12300573 >>12299604 >Tortilla Wall.webm cooking with Trump?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:38:18 2019 No.12300576 >>12300558 steven hawking is another US vegetable and he was missing the end of his dick Check. M8. M8.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:41:36 2019 No.12300581 >>12300537 >pizza is vegetable in 'murrica

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:43:01 2019 No.12300584 File: 67 KB, 241x313, 1a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299909 >cooking cauliflower god fucking damnit, i hate how it taste when its cooked but like when its raw

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:52:19 2019 No.12300608 File: 16 KB, 256x197, 1525852529284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12300576 Stephen Hawking was British. Is this really considered "bait" now a days? Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:02:56 2019 No.12300638 >>12300608 at least you responded and it passed some time. cheers

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:08:24 2019 No.12300651 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, creme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12300638

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:11:54 2019 No.12300661 >>12299926 >2019 >still using this weird doglike thing meme It's nearly a new decade. Shape up fast. asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:12:52 2019 No.12300662 >>12300661 >weird doglike thing meme fucking zoomers man i swear to god

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:13:43 2019 No.12300665 >>12300465 Just pay an escort.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:16:59 2019 No.12300670 >>12300665 There is absolutely no joy in people satisfying any of your urges for money. They have to be doing it out of love or desire. I don't know how prostitutes earn any money at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:20:07 2019 No.12300675 >>12300670 >people who cook your food have to be hungry or there's no pleasure in it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:29:19 2019 No.12300695 >>12300051 Not gonna lie, thought the first 15 seconds were leading into a pineapple fleshlight. Would've preferred that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:30:44 2019 No.12300697 >>12300675 Peculiarly unintelligent, even for 4channel.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:30:47 2019 No.12300698 >>12300638 thanks for acting retarded on the internet so I could feel better about my life, correcting someone thinking they're pretending to be retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:37:52 2019 No.12300717 >>12296656 Based edit, ty

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 06:40:22 2019 No.12300725 >>12300140 I changed my mind, pinoys are subhuman

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 07:30:12 2019 No.12300855 File: 2.97 MB, 634x360, bread and butter pudding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299715 But then you wouldn't be being lazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 07:35:56 2019 No.12300871 >>12296035 EeeEeeEEEEggG! ... howWWW?????

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 07:47:13 2019 No.12300900 >>12300670 Based and romancepilled. >>12300670 Wow, you completely missed the point.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 07:48:28 2019 No.12300909 >>12300675 whoops, I meant >>12300900 for (you), fag

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 07:49:12 2019 No.12300914 >>12296330 >smush Where are you from?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 07:50:16 2019 No.12300918 >>12300584 Ew, I'm the exact opposite.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 07:50:56 2019 No.12300920 >>12299809 >oliver oil H-how do you extract that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 07:52:29 2019 No.12300925 >>12300855 I will never understand the appeal of bread pudding. Bread is crispy only on the top, rest is just mushy shit and it’s also 80% carbs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 08:10:21 2019 No.12300978 >>12299961 You know videos like that are absolute zero effort, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 08:21:33 2019 No.12300998 >>12299653 >potato salad what in the goddamn fuck is this abortion?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 09:01:42 2019 No.12301090 >>12300651 what is that supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 09:06:32 2019 No.12301110 >>12295393 Why? Why would you stick your FINGERS in perfectly good honey?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 09:08:49 2019 No.12301114 File: 1.99 MB, 540x750, 1548806206943.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12296656 >That one guy who just eats the skin and breading off the chicken American white men eat like children

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 09:18:12 2019 No.12301141 >>12300051 This looks pretty retro.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 09:18:56 2019 No.12301142 >>12300122 This is the type of shit that is going to take over the world

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 09:21:09 2019 No.12301147 >>12300113 That's honestly amazing presentation in terms of colour. Really could use more spices, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 09:31:58 2019 No.12301173 >>12300404 The amount of fat, dear lord

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 10:08:02 2019 No.12301269 >>12300725 You make do with what you have.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 11:20:14 2019 No.12301497 >>12300651 gonna need sauce on this cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 11:39:21 2019 No.12301553 >>12300675 >Sex is non-reciprocal

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 11:42:10 2019 No.12301567 >>12301114 You got a big Navy? What? No? Didn't think so. Fuck off, you unimportant shitty country festered with cunts. Nice gif though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 11:47:19 2019 No.12301581 >>12295241 >Shirtless >Literally no oil visibly jumping out Cringe

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 11:48:57 2019 No.12301584 >>12295290 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 11:54:54 2019 No.12301604 >>12295255 >marinating eggs in cola do nipfats really do this

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 12:20:50 2019 No.12301692 >>12296020 >>12296520 No I agree. Soy has a fuck ton of sodium so wtf is the difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 12:21:51 2019 No.12301697 >>12296456 I'm from Reddit and I find this utterly amusing! upvote for you!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 12:23:06 2019 No.12301700 >>12296053 Their in a submarine in the deep sea so it makes sence.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 12:31:20 2019 No.12301735 >>12299955 >>12300305 t. weeaboos soyboys

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 12:33:15 2019 No.12301737 >>12300925 Ideally its something to do with old stale bread

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 13:00:46 2019 No.12301835 >>12300925 You just described the appeal in your complaint.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 13:20:04 2019 No.12301904 >>12300341 Oh this is terrible at least kill the little fuckers beforehand come on >>12295994 Blueballs: The Video

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 13:35:36 2019 No.12301955 >>12299691 Hot as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 13:40:26 2019 No.12301970 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Babybel Sweets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 13:43:04 2019 No.12301980 >>12299691 What is this fetish even called?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 13:48:55 2019 No.12302005 >>12298695 itoddler btfo

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 14:10:26 2019 No.12302088 >>12301737 I bake my own bread and after 5-6 days I just toast it lightly and it’s perfect again. >>12301835 So people just like soggy bread. Might as well just eat water sandwich with sugar.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 14:12:34 2019 No.12302097 >>12302088 >he's never had a frosted squiggy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 14:34:38 2019 No.12302166 >>12300090 Gallotines are good af and can make for some pretty interesting presentations.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 14:36:08 2019 No.12302174 >>12301497 alura jenson

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 15:04:35 2019 No.12302327 >>12300537 fried mozzarela is also a vegetable in muttrica

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 15:23:26 2019 No.12302419 >>12301904 >>12298156 it was my first attempt at making one on this computer, i forgot what i used to use to convert them. obviously that wasnt it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 15:24:52 2019 No.12302429 >>12300051 CHAOS IS STRONG

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 15:29:27 2019 No.12302463 >>12299498 >>12302005 >he doesn't know about the iOS clover clone ISHIGGY

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 15:33:33 2019 No.12302495 File: 781 KB, 235x277, 1553407363634.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12296656 Quality edit anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 16:35:13 2019 No.12302813 >>12298408 In the original video, the narration talks about how the meals are effectively the only thing they have to look forward to for months on end, so they go to a lot of effort to make them actually good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 16:56:05 2019 No.12302921 >>12300113 This is basically playing with your food I mean come on seriously? The ingredients don't even compliment each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 16:58:59 2019 No.12302935 >>12299653 Send this right back to hell this instant

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 17:08:20 2019 No.12302981 >>12299696 oh my fucking god why

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 17:11:24 2019 No.12302993 >>12296433 redpilled filename

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 17:39:33 2019 No.12303154 >>12295430 this is wholesome

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 17:51:17 2019 No.12303220 >>12299653 if it wasnt for the silly cake presentation and the fucking wieners this would be a decent side dish, for like, wiener schnitzel or something but holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 17:57:38 2019 No.12303254 >>12299909 meme but not that bad

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 17:57:45 2019 No.12303256 >>12299566 >pickles wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 18:02:46 2019 No.12303273 >>12300665 this but unironically

Anonymous Thu May 9 18:07:18 2019 No.12303297
File: 368 KB, 1024x682, melina_mason_julesjordan_com-6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12300670
who do you think feels more desire towards you and gives you more pleasure and affection?

some chick who gives you a half-assed blowjob in a pubs bathroom for two pints

or a professional with years of experience in making their clients feel special

seriously, use your mind for a fucking second
having a gf is good and all, but if you feel like shit, hiring an escort is a *very* wise decision

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 18:11:43 2019 No.12303308 >>12298181 It's weird that you would be racist about the wrong group. These are Chinese.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 19:40:49 2019 No.12303661 >>12303308 I watched the first segment of the webm and those are japs. Insectmen in general scurry about like this and they're disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 20:07:30 2019 No.12303746 >>12300051 Pineapple pizza is just the precursor to shit like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 20:12:05 2019 No.12303766 >>12299571 I don't usually have an issue with people eating meat but that's just disrespectful.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 21:27:11 2019 No.12304072 >>12303766 looks delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 21:29:09 2019 No.12304082 >>12303297 I don't think either of those options are worthwhile scenarios to participate in.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 23:27:14 2019 No.12304542 >>12300651 oh fuck im in love mommy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 23:52:46 2019 No.12304626 File: 2.96 MB, 1162x720, Family Fun.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 23:59:03 2019 No.12304649 File: 2.29 MB, 708x710, Baesed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 00:00:15 2019 No.12304654 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, Beans On Toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 00:10:28 2019 No.12304683 File: 2.96 MB, 702x688, Bacon Avocado Bomb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12300209

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 00:18:27 2019 No.12304708 File: 2.35 MB, 1920x1080, 5432.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 00:37:29 2019 No.12304766 >>12300469 little do you know

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 01:45:13 2019 No.12305008 File: 2.84 MB, 720x480, Arnold’s Schnapps Protein Shake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 01:47:51 2019 No.12305018 File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Chicken Lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 01:49:04 2019 No.12305023 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Spaghetti In A Meatball.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 01:51:53 2019 No.12305038 >>12305023 >sausage hands Everytime

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 01:53:58 2019 No.12305046 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Cauliflower Bake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 01:56:52 2019 No.12305057 >>12305008 >Protein powder >Alcohol Alcohol literally inhibits your body's ability to use protein

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 02:02:08 2019 No.12305086 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Burrito Lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 02:03:37 2019 No.12305095 >>12300914 Somalia

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 02:03:56 2019 No.12305097 File: 2.86 MB, 720x360, Potatoe Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 02:19:28 2019 No.12305132 >>12299566 >>12303256 its clearly a cheeseburger, this poster is just a mongoloid retard

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 02:25:55 2019 No.12305144 File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Sonny Gets Hustled, So Egg Review.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 02:31:15 2019 No.12305151 File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Swahili Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 02:42:55 2019 No.12305181 >>12300201 Shit.. Im getting turned on

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 02:44:52 2019 No.12305184 >>12300262 Because they are historical records of a time when you weren't alive yet, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 02:49:59 2019 No.12305198 >>12296035 How?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 03:01:09 2019 No.12305222 >>12299729 Classy, they held fondue parties

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 03:20:33 2019 No.12305263 >>12304708 Does that thing look like Alkaizer or am I just autistic?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 03:31:09 2019 No.12305286 >>12305151 looks really good but why the fuck is it called a pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 03:38:07 2019 No.12305297 >>12301970 Those look a lot better than the savory version.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 04:07:57 2019 No.12305359 >>12301269 O yea i get that, its falls to the people in power over the years for allowing this to happen. And in that sense, they are subhuman

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 04:52:14 2019 No.12305450 >>12296656 Huh, That's really well done. Care to share your technique? I pretty much don't know anything about color editing, but I'm fascinated with the result.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 05:04:31 2019 No.12305466 >>12299571 I hereby shun this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 05:10:56 2019 No.12305469 >>12296433 You are what you eat

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 05:26:41 2019 No.12305502 >>12299634 >no ring definately not jack

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 05:33:39 2019 No.12305506 >>12298955 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 06:22:56 2019 No.12305738 >>12300071 You're a faggot for not editing out the girl

Anonymous Fri May 10 08:18:10 2019 No.12306028
File: 8 KB, 349x370, curves.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12305450
Sure, it was just using the curves tool in photoshop really, then a bunch of trial and error with ffmpeg. I bet this sort of thing is piss easy with proper video editing software. ffmpeg can use a curves preset as a filter, so I opened a few screenshots and messed with the tool until white things like the milk and plates looked balanced (mostly just needed a bit more red and blue, pic related), then saved the preset as an acv file. Then the command is:
>ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -vf "curves=psfile=curves.acv" -c:a copy -pix_fmt yuv420p output.mp4
(-pix_fmt because ffmpeg converts the video to rgb to run the filter)

This video needed a couple different curves for different scenes, which you can do by using "enable" and listing the start and end times, eg:
>-vf "curves=psfile=curves1.acv:enable='between(t,0,10)',curves=psfile=curves2.acv:enable='between(t,10,20)'"
I ended up exporting the individual frames to figure out the exact timestamps for that, but there's probably a smarter method.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 10:56:00 2019 No.12306407 >>12298102 Impressive

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:03:54 2019 No.12306422 >>12299653 >german STYLE potato salad ah okay, so basically not german

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:11:10 2019 No.12306441 >>12304708 Hahaha what a fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:25:04 2019 No.12306481 >>12299809 >Puts garlic and rosemary awkwardly around the steak instead of directly beneath it after the initial sear. Never gonna make it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:30:16 2019 No.12306497 >>12300051 >Puts the chicken in the pineapple Gross >Puts bacon around the pineapple What the fuck and gross >Skewers the inedible fucking top and bottom of the pineapple back onto the unholy abomination No.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:33:23 2019 No.12306512 File: 2.89 MB, 854x480, Lobster Bisque.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:34:46 2019 No.12306516 File: 2.86 MB, 600x600, Bacon Beer Cheese Bread Boat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:36:41 2019 No.12306526 File: 2.93 MB, 1080x1080, Oatmeal Cream Pies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:38:29 2019 No.12306532 File: 2.92 MB, 670x670, Guinness Beef Stew with Herb Cheddar Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:39:39 2019 No.12306533 File: 2.85 MB, 460x460, Chicken Pot Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:41:00 2019 No.12306538 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, chicken stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:42:27 2019 No.12306547 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, how to get a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:43:38 2019 No.12306549 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, how to open a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:44:49 2019 No.12306553 File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, Pav Bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:46:16 2019 No.12306557 File: 2.81 MB, 518x518, Chicken Cordon Bleu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:47:31 2019 No.12306560 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, lemon brown rice with garlic and thyme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:50:08 2019 No.12306564 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Japancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:56:55 2019 No.12306580 File: 2.88 MB, 710x400, Martha's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:58:05 2019 No.12306583 >>12306553 God that sounds so good

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:59:52 2019 No.12306588 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Cheesemaker's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:01:07 2019 No.12306589 >>12306580 >>12306588 Now that the kids have ordered, what do you want?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:06:54 2019 No.12306596 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12306589

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:08:27 2019 No.12306599 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, Lea & Perrins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:09:00 2019 No.12306602 >>12306512 Do want

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:10:00 2019 No.12306607 File: 1.86 MB, 540x302, guide to pasta shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:12:56 2019 No.12306611 File: 2.92 MB, 426x426, weird desserts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:15:19 2019 No.12306613 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, that'll be $120 plus tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:16:59 2019 No.12306617 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, light snack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:19:36 2019 No.12306625 File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, puff pastry shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:21:58 2019 No.12306634 File: 2.66 MB, 256x256, Vaginal Thanksgiving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:23:52 2019 No.12306637 File: 1.79 MB, 690x388, folded 30,000 times.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri May 10 12:25:34 2019 No.12306640

>egg guy hurr durr
>jack fucks up a corndog
>jack slices into undercooked chicken
>jack uses watermelon unitasker the wrong way
>jack flicks away pork fat
>jack slices a pie he's cooked and it's all watery
>that one fucking very high production value commercial of food
>^ but with shots of jack interspersed
>bbq video, you know the one
>girl swallowing a stick of butter
>italian sandwich, one with mushed up french fries, one without
>mexican cuisine webm in multiple parts
>grilled cheese scene from chef
>eel being cooked alive
>epic webm making a hot pocket from scratch, the one that loops and goes :) a bunch of times
>casserole with a bunch of tortilla chips
>italian pasta sauce recipe by mary(?), shot of her rinsing the onion
>how to open a coconut
>glaze being poured over strange desserts
>a gorillion top-down tasty-style recipe webms
what did I miss

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:25:41 2019 No.12306641 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Homemade Oreos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:26:52 2019 No.12306645 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, BBQ rib sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's all I've got.

Anonymous Fri May 10 12:28:46 2019 No.12306651

>>12299955
Protip. Eggs in the US undergo more or less the same treatment and inspection. The chance of getting salmonella from an egg in the US is literally 1 in a million. Even then, salmonella will only kill you if you're a child or have a compromised immune system.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 12:30:02 2019 No.12306658 >>12300665 >breaking the law I bet you do the margawana too, you degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 13:37:33 2019 No.12306853 >>12303661 ¥ is only used domestically in china retard, in japan they'd use 円

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 13:47:28 2019 No.12306873 >>12306651 Yes yes that's right goy, US food industry inspection very good. Now you better eat all those raw eggs so you can spend thousands of dollars on treatment when you get sick, us Americans have the greatest freeest healthcare system after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 13:59:34 2019 No.12306917 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Buey Black Angus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 14:02:45 2019 No.12306931 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Unique Sour And Frankincense.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 14:03:58 2019 No.12306937 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Roasted Pork Head Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 14:20:45 2019 No.12306992 >>12306549 >>12306547 I love this dude

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 15:26:22 2019 No.12307178 >>12295400 this is so comfy. Imagine explaining to people in the 1800s or earlier that we have an underwater boat with enough delicious food on it to feed its entire crew for months while they have to hunt/farm/scavenge to survive every day

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 15:58:32 2019 No.12307314 File: 1.42 MB, 1400x787, 1552771360178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12299809 Dumps parsley all over the plate. >it's garnish! >I'm like a professional! XD

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 17:01:17 2019 No.12307530 >>12305086 Isn't that basically non-fried enchiladas rellenas?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 18:15:09 2019 No.12307768 >>12296433 isnt she able to eat with her mouth closed? its disgusting, like she is trying to be gross, no manners at all

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