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I love the Secret Aardvark Serrabenero hot sauce more than anything else.

>> No.12294560
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>hot sauce

>> No.12294576

>>12294560
He looks just like me haha

>> No.12294786

>>12294531
What's good based 'vark bro

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>>12294531
>>12294786

>> No.12295089

>>12294531
Haven't had that one, I've tried their base sauce and the jerk and both are great. What's that one taste like?

>> No.12295306

>>12295089
If you think that the Secret Aardvark Habanero hot sauce is based then you'll love the Serrabenero sauce. It's milder but you get a good serrano pepper taste.

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>>12294531
Where are you supposed to buy secret aardvark? Is been memed on here for so long and I've always wanted to try it but I've never seen it in any store

don't care that much to order it online either

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>>12294560
kek
now i want to play checkers

>> No.12297016

>>12294531
I still haven't seen this one around and I'm kind of pissed (not enough to order it). I love serrano and Secret Aardvark.

>> No.12297040

>>12295346
It's from Portland and doesn't have wide distribution. Safeway in NorCal has it, but not the serrano kind. Pretty sure you can see if it's distributed anywhere near you on their website, but yeah, the vast majority of people here have never tried it and are just memeing. People from Portland have been posting it in sauce threads for the past decade. It's a really good table sauce, but not worth the price of ordering.

>> No.12297069
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Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

>> No.12298146

>>12297069
The person who wrote this is incredibly talented.

>> No.12298166

>>12298146
the original is better

>> No.12298179

>>12298166
That is the original, dumb newfag.

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*saves you money*

>> No.12298220

>>12298196
Soylentina is the bud light of hot sauces. It saves you money the same way cutting your orange juice with piss 'saves' you money.