/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12293674]

>Be white
>like spice
>Nothing is really spicy anymore for me except for a Korean place in town that serves a bowl of soup with more red and spice than you can imagine
>On one side I got people saying white people can't take spice and can't handle it, so I have to go out of the way to ask for extra spice at every place I go to
>On the other side my family can't handle even jalapeno flavored chips or salsa without saying they're way too spicy to handle, and constantly tell me to tone it down and not spice the food whenever I cook.

Spice bros represent

[Anonymous No.12293679]

>EXTRA LE SPICY PLEASE!!!!

[Anonymous No.12293699]

I bet you love your food real spicy whitey

[Anonymous No.12293740]

>>12293699
When it's labeled on the menu as 4/5 spicy and barely has any flavor at all, it just makes me think the restaurant really has no fucking clue what spicy is.

[Anonymous No.12293745]

>seething non-white makes "white people amirite" thread #53480
>thread will go on to have 100+ replies of bickering

[Anonymous No.12293750]

>EXTRA LE SPICY PLEASE!!!!

[Anonymous No.12293755]

>>12293674

>be white

yeah i doubt it.

capsaicin in food is for niggers.

[Anonymous No.12293757]

>>12293674
i hope you are not that kind of jackass that wants non-spicy recipes prepared in a spicy way

[Anonymous No.12293764]

desu more restaurants need to have a spicy condiment available at the table so you don't need to rely on the chef. Spicy/hotness is way more subjective than salt has ever been.

My favorite restaurant is a thai place that has both a chili paste and dried flakes in little jars on every table, with a teaspoon in each for serving. They offer spice levels on the menu but also make it clear you should order one below what you want and add heat as you please. That's the way it should be everywhere.

[Anonymous No.12293765]

>>12293674
Fellow white spice bro, just downed several bowls of “Indian hot” vindaloo actually. Is there anything as gratifying as the curry shits? The exotic smell, the heat, it’s the best part of the meal.

[Anonymous No.12293789]

[Anonymous No.12293791]

>>12293765
I've had Indian more than a few times but I couldn't ever find anything hot enough.

[Anonymous No.12293812]

>>12293750
>every spicy thread

seething

[Anonymous No.12293817]

>>12293750
You have to because otherwise it's bland as shit and not at all spicy, which makes financial sense because most people CANT handle spice. Like, all people.

[Anonymous No.12293848]

ITT fragile whites

[Anonymous No.12293855]

>>12293674
Same here dude I eat hella spicy shit and I've heard at least 2 of the boogs I work with complain about shit being too spicy.

[Anonymous No.12293868]

>>12293674
>Be white
That's your first problem. The second is you have a family that's white. The 3rd is, you're literally retarded. 3 strikes, my dude.

[Anonymous No.12293874]

>>12293674
You are a fucking pathetic excuse for a European if you buy anti-white memes. What else do you believe in? IQ equality.

[Anonymous No.12293924]

>>12293874
You don't need to buy them, our whole society is pushing them on us for free

[Anonymous No.12294000]

>>12293674
Why does it matter that you're white ?
Before the discovery of chiles the entire world didn't have a taste for it. Now every single race and continent have their own culinary adaptation and love spicy food. It's not something exclusive to any particular race, Middle Eastern, African, Asian and Europeans love spicy food and have incorporated it into their respective cuisines. You just sound like an insufferable cunt that wants attention. When you cook for other people you do so for the lowest-common denominator and then adjust for your personal taste. Unless they're eating YOUR food which they already know you like spicy.

[Anonymous No.12294027]

Every time I eat spicy food my shit is scalding.

[Anonymous No.12294042]

>>12293740
They probably do. Most places that say their food is spicy and it's not do that on purpose so that someone who thinks they can handle it ends up sending it back and requesting it to be made again without as much spice, which wastes the restaurant's money since they had to make two orders and only charge them once.

[Anonymous No.12294059]

white people conquered most of the world in order to make their food spicier

[Anonymous No.12294113]

>>12294000
French food isn't very spicy. Spicy food isn't particularly flavorful once you get past the spice + sour/sweet/pungent. Most cuisines (chinese per se) consider spicy food to be sort of lo brow. Being spice prone just make people very uncultured in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.12294130]

>>12293674
White people brought peppers to the rest of the world because they were part of the columbian exchange. If you are indian, thai, chinese, korean, japanese etc. you're welcome.

[Anonymous No.12294139]

Spicy food is gay desu I'll have like some buffalo wings or some jalapeños but I don't get the appeal of "dude it's like regular food but it hurts lmao"

[Anonymous No.12294155]

>>12294139
you get a kind of buzz from it, also best aftertaste ever

[Anonymous No.12294167]

>>12294139
Buffalo wings taste like ass because vinegar based hot sauces taste like piss.

[Anonymous No.12294177]

>>12293699
dis nigga think he Goku

[Anonymous No.12294466]

>>12293674
You gotta go regularly and just ask for extra chilis or some shit in front of them after asking for 5 star spice or whatever system they have, I did that with my regular thai place and they hook it up. I'm mena though, not white, so no idea if

[Anonymous No.12294496]

>>12293874
Lol, try going to an actual north european country you fucking retarded flyover basement faggot. They aren't used to spicy food since it's never been apart of their cuisine, so obviously they have no tolerance for the heat. Imagine bashing on anything related to IQ while being a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.12294702]

Does anyone have that webm of the arrogant guy that starts talking shit after eating the world’s spiciest hot sauce and ends up hospitalized?

[Anonymous No.12294720]

>>12293674
>like "spice" aka capsaicin
>dump "spice" on everything
>become addicted, and have your tolerance go up so it requires more and more for the same effect
>hurr muh spice

[Anonymous No.12294725]

>>12294720
Alcoholics brag about dumb shit like this too as their addiction forces them to spend more and more money to get a diminishing reward

[Anonymous No.12294787]

>>12294725
I'm homeless now because I spent all my money on a $2 bottle of hot sauce

[Anonymous No.12294815]

I love spicy food, but my digestive tract does not.

[Anonymous No.12296453]

>>12293674
I'm extremely white. Irish-Scot mixed with some Slav.

I can usually eat a ton of spicy food without problems. Having way too many jalapenos or pepperoncini fucks my gut up the next day sometimes, though.


Does anyone else have the problem with Jack in the Box's Spicy Chicken Sandwiches?

I literally know its going to make me feel like I'm dying all day, and usually only a couple hours after eating it. But its so good I usually deal with the pain until I'm on the toilet wondering how a pathetic "spicy" chicken sandwich is making me sweat and groan on the toilet, while acid pours out my asshole.


I recently tried the spicy chicken tenders. Ate probably 8. Literally in less than an hour, I felt like I was going to actually die. My stomach felt like it was squeezing itself to death, and my intestines were in agonizing pain. I started to sweat. I got light headed and thought I was going to actually pass out.

This went on for two whole fucking days. I was scared out of my mind. Sprinted to the bathroom, stripped naked and tried to shit on the toilet while clenching the trash can and coughing to try to throw up.

I needed this pain out of me. When I squirted out of my ass, it felt like literal stomach acid. It was not a burning sensation, it was just pure pain as if someone was ripping my asshole apart.

For the love of God, why does their spice do this to me. Its the only spice that does.

[Anonymous No.12296472]

>>12293699
I wonder how fat the artist of this comic is

[Anonymous No.12296499]

>>12296472
The male artist of that hardcore porn comic? I have no idea

[Anonymous No.12296511]

>>12296453
>irish
>scot
>slav
>white
frig off tyrone

[Anonymous No.12296523]

Intestinalparasitefag here. I like the heat of spicy food but I can't swallow it or actually ingest it or it will kill me.
I am so sad all the time.

[Anonymous No.12296543]

>>12296499
Hardcore my ass, I'm on the guys site and it's all censored and jokes.
Straight from his website; pre-censored; if this is hardcore to you I'm at a loss.

[Anonymous No.12296577]

>>12293699
haha that is funny
however, despite making up only 13 percent of the population

[Anonymous No.12296644]

>>12296472
Apparently she isn't that fat.Sub-thicc I'd say.

[Anonymous No.12296694]

>>12294496
pic related
first step to making america great again is to take away that fat bois SNAP card.

[Anonymous No.12296704]

>>12296644
Post pics/links then

[Anonymous No.12296712]

>>12296511
white≠anglo-saxon

[Anonymous No.12297284]

>>12293674
I used to make my food extra spicy so my fucking roommates wouldn't eat my food

[Anonymous No.12297801]

>>12294496
"let me tell you about your nations culinary habits"

we have ethnic food here too pedro, please stop ameri-posting this hard

[Anonymous No.12297834]

>>12296577
nobody mentioned black people, retard

[Anonymous No.12298032]

>>12293699
>draws beaner selfinsert as goku
>invalidates standard argument for multikulti ('muh authentic ethnic fudz) by serving it unauthentic
Hmm

[Anonymous No.12298529]

>>12293848
ENRAGED MOTHER FUCKER!
Enraged.

I am sick of this bullshit and seeing asians have anonymity towards us enrages me.

[Anonymous No.12298652]

>>12297801
>seething
Christ, accept your genetic defeciency and move on, Cletus..

[Anonymous No.12298689]

>>12293674
post more stuff to bait spicefags with I need to fill my folder

[Anonymous No.12298738]

>>12293674
there are white people who die eating a hot cheeto. there are white people who drink hot sauce out of the bottle.
it's almost like different people are different.

[Anonymous No.12298841]

Imagine anyone of any race thinking they're somehow better or even good for liking spicy food.

t. non-white

[Anonymous No.12299446]

>>12298841
Nice try Nigel

[Anonymous No.12299501]

>>12299446
I was serious. Also I've never met someone with that name since I'm not a Bong.