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/ck/ humor

>> No.12287009

>>12287003
mcchiken lol

>> No.12287082

>>12287009
are you varkin’ kidding me?

>> No.12287100

HOW DO I GET OUT!!!

>> No.12287103

wa la

>> No.12287151

bone apple teeth

>> No.12287675
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>> No.12288545

>>12287675
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.12288586

>>12287082
>aard you varkin' kidding me

>> No.12288635

>spag yeti

>> No.12288677
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>> No.12288678

inb4 dozens of shitposted /b/ tier ylyl images that have nothing to do with /ck/

>> No.12288694
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12 posts in and no one has mentioned the ol go'za, I'm disappointed in you /ck/.

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>> No.12288701

>>12288694
that looks fuckin good

>> No.12288711
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>>12288694
5real, nigga wanna stick his dicc in that you feel me cuz

>> No.12288716

Turkey heh

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it is better to act and repent than not to act and regret.

(Niccolò Machiavelli, The Letters of Machiavelli

>> No.12288764

>>12288728
nigga looks high as fuck

>> No.12288832

>>12288694
That looks fucking disgusting
>>12288701
Fuck you

>> No.12288847

>>12287003
what idiot made this. you cant shove a banana in your ass its too soft.

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>>12287003
OC

>> No.12288877

>>12288847
You can if you freeze it first.

>> No.12288879

is it fucking summer already

>> No.12288882 [DELETED] 
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quads

>> No.12288889

>>12288882
>he reached for the stars but landed in africa
butter luck next time

>> No.12288890

>>12288882
oof
saved btw

>> No.12289064

>>12288890
you have to ask permission to save other people's images

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>>12289064
no u

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>>12288678

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>>12287003

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>> No.12289341

>>12289330
__ _________ ______?

>> No.12289392

>>12289338
so imma start with saying that i have never seen this pic but did people really fall for this stupid b8?

>> No.12289430

>>12289330
>american flavored
Tastes like greasy sweat, body odor, and diabetes?

>> No.12289438

>>12289392
it’s real and true, anon.

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>> No.12289992

>>12288698
lmao

>> No.12290001
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>> No.12290046

>>12287100
You have to eat all the memes

>> No.12290057

>>12290007
>father hit
fucking baste

>> No.12290060
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>>12290007
>mr strong

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>> No.12290102

>>12290007
>Master clean
nigger, I'm a cleaning product, not a drink

>> No.12290117

>>12289633
kek

>> No.12290118

>>12290007
>prince skipper
lame

>> No.12290120

>>12290099
Yes! Haha boomerado lol

>> No.12290181

>>12288863
Nice

>> No.12290187

>>12290007
>daddy yes

>> No.12290193

>>12290007
>Daddy Spice

>> No.12290272

>>12290007
>uncle skipper

>> No.12290280

>>12290007
DADY BIG >////<

>> No.12290300

>>12288863
Saved.

>> No.12290324
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>>12290007
>Mister Taste
aw yis

>> No.12290343

>>12290007
>Duke Skipper
Hail to the king, baby

>> No.12290356

>>12289633
I don't understand the filename.

>> No.12290380

>>12290007

>Uncle Fizz

Let me in your mouth!~

>> No.12290419

>>12288677
Why did this get typed

>> No.12290420

>>12289633
10/10

>> No.12290426

>>12290007
DADDY CLEAN COMING RIGHT THRU

>> No.12290433

>>12290356
Pretty simple message

>> No.12290443

>>12290433
Oh so there's no joke to it. Imagine trying to make everything into an unfunny culture war, must be tiring.

>> No.12290487

>>12290443
not him but your reaction to it must be reward enough
>holy FUCK someone said nigger on the internet
>i have to confront him about it!

>> No.12290493

>>12290487
That's not what happened at all. I thought there was a joke to it. But it's just somebody being an edgy faggot.

>> No.12290495

>>12290493
not interested buttercup

>> No.12290609

>>12288863
ebin :DDDDD

>> No.12291128
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>>12290007
Father taste

>> No.12291141

>>12290102
April T bro knows whats up. Seriously what the hell

>> No.12291160

>>12290280
OwO I got daddy big too.
July/kyle.

>> No.12291183

>>12290007
>Sir Spirit

>> No.12291214

>>12290495
I know, you're only interested in gay men.

>> No.12291215
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>>12290007
Roll threads are the best threads.

>> No.12291216
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>> No.12291230

>>12290007
Sir Fizz.

Sounds like a name of a soy-based drink.

>> No.12291247

>>12289430
don't forget gunshot wounds and insane medical debt.

>> No.12291318
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>>12290007
>senator perfect

>> No.12291330

>>12291230
Perfect for you, then.

>> No.12291355

>>12289330
SaNDWich SLiCeS?

>> No.12291405

>>12290007
Doc peeper

>> No.12291413

>>12289341
SEETHING

>> No.12291416

>>12290007
>lord refreshing
ha.

>> No.12292236

>>12290007
>Sir Perfect

Bow to me, fucking shits

>> No.12292417

>>12290007
>Master Perfect
Bow to me, fucking shits

>> No.12292424

>>12290007
>Mister Skipper
Wow, that works pretty well.

>> No.12292437
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>> No.12292484

>>12290007
>mister cool
How do I get my last name changed to cool?

>> No.12292512
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>>12292437
What's with all the purple? Is someone about to die?

>> No.12292517

>>12289297
I really like this image

>> No.12292518
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>>12292484

>> No.12292523

>>12290007
>baron peeper

Nice

>> No.12292529

>>12291160
Your last name is Kyle? What a faggot.

>> No.12293249

>>12290007
>Baron Cola
nice

>> No.12293356

>>12289297
fuck it's that fucking banana, I can see him in mirror

>> No.12293373

>>12288694
>go'za

I too enjoyed the first GHostbusters.

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>>12290007
>senator taste

>> No.12293389

>>12289633
did he do something wrong or was the whole idea fucked up from the start?

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>>12290007
>uncle fizz

>> No.12293443
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>>12290007
>Senator Radical

>> No.12293501

>>12292236
>Lord Taste
you first, faggot

>> No.12293526
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>>12290007
>Daddy Peeper
I'm goin' ta jaaaiiiil!

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>>12290007
>doc perfect
more like >dropout cableguy
thanks for reminding me how much of a failure I am

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>>12293544

>> No.12294194

>>12291355
SaNDWich SLiCeS

>> No.12294195

>>12288728
This justifies me fucking my best friend's gf.
She had a fattttt ass

>> No.12294216

>>12290007
DOC BOBBY BABEEHHHH

>> No.12294262

>>12293389
you're supposed to put coals around and on top of it like a dutch oven, you're not supposed to build a fire around it

>> No.12294329

>>12293544
You can find something anon, head to a union hall for like an hour at 7am and look for work or if you're stable enough try to find a better trade to apprentice in. Even if you cant find something concrete I know that you can with luck and preserverence find something to help you out, hell see if there are local angencies you can go to to find work. You can become and do so much if you preserver through the bullshit, just not in a satisfactory amount of time.

>> No.12294403

>>12290007

>Father Perfect

Welp, guess I'm gonna found that cult I keep thinking about.

>> No.12294473
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>>12290007
>Master Spirit
I think I always knew...

>> No.12294474

>>12288863
Good Shit

>> No.12294544
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From /sci/ but I think you guys will appreciate

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>> No.12294594

>>12290007
>uncle cool
Fuck yeah

>> No.12294659

>>12290007
>duke cola

>> No.12294667

>>12290007
Lord Taste

>> No.12294727
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>>12290007
>Doc Big

>> No.12295012

>>12294565
>virgin herbivore verse the chad carnivore

>> No.12295026

>>12290007
I would drink Uncle Skipper. Sounds like something near the coast.

>> No.12295144

>>12288635
oh shit, I'll have to dig that pic out sometime
many laughs were had

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>> No.12295677

>>12290007
>master peeper
I haven’t been called that since uni

>> No.12295685

>>12295629
How have I never seen this

10/10

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>> No.12295762

>>12287003
Spooning leads to forking

>> No.12295789

>>12295759
a = 154476802108746166441951315019919837485664325669565431700026634898253202035277999
b = 36875131794129999827197811565225474825492979968971970996283137471637224634055579
c = 4373612677928697257861252602371390152816537558161613618621437993378423467772036
ez

>> No.12295806

>>12290007
I'm rly confused about this thread but ita pretty funny

>> No.12295811

>>12295789
>>12295759
Its a trick question the bannana in the middle has no peel, the strawberry lacks three seeds in the first and the pineapple is hollowed out, changin 4 of the variables. The true answer is

>> No.12295836
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>>12295811
>strawberry

>> No.12296043
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>>12290007
>Duke taste

>> No.12296107

>>12290007
>uncle clean
that sounds dirty

>> No.12296149

>>12287003
gay guy here, you can't actually put a banana in your ass, it's too delicate
try something like a carrot or a cucumber or a zucchini

>> No.12296393

>>12289633
This looks like a good way to dispose of the bodies

>> No.12296458
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>>12290007
Lord Cool
pretty fucking radical

>> No.12296473

>>12290007
>mister bold i presume?

>> No.12296524

>>12290007
Prince Hit here,

>> No.12296594
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>>12290007
daddy spirit

>> No.12296637
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>>12290007
Daddy Cool

>> No.12296673

>>12287082
>>12288586
Based 'vark posters

>> No.12296680

>>12290419
iirc that was an anon who wrote that for his brothers little brothers birthday, it was how he posted it

>> No.12296760

>>12291160
Hi Kyle

>> No.12296787

>>12290007
>father spirit

seems like an amazing drink to talk to God

>> No.12296936

>>12290007
>Prince Clean
I'm so fresh I wash the life right out yo body.

>> No.12296973

>>12294544
Pretty good, deserving of a (you)

>> No.12296996

>>12296594
Cerealboarding

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>> No.12297197

>>12287003
What is this, r/ck?

>> No.12297200

>>12290007
>Uncle Spirit
But I don't even drink

>> No.12297219

>>12289338
>no fat chicks

>> No.12297674

>>12293544
cute pic dude

>> No.12297697

>>12296637
You must be a very important person.

>> No.12297702

>>12288698
Lost it at photoshopped nutrition calculator

>> No.12297724

>>12290007
>mister skipper

I sound like the captain of a gay cruise boat

>> No.12297748

>>12290007
Uncle (cherry) Popper
The one true drink.

>> No.12297778

>>12297724
post dick

>> No.12297793

>>12288698
that must be true.. its to real to be fake

>> No.12297803

>>12290007
>Uncle Fizz

I don't know what to think of this.

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>>12297793
>its to real to be fake

>> No.12297976

>>12297944
“You can’t make this shit up,” as said by a simpleton.

>> No.12298025

>>12290007
>Prince Fizz
That's hot

>> No.12298033
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>>12287003

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>>12295811
Please tell me you are special ed.

>> No.12298160

>>12290007
dis gon b deleted

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>>12298033
holy shit

>> No.12298278

>>12298033
fuck i think i remember the fry with water thread

>> No.12298348

>>12298278
I don't get the hate, I mean it is healthier.

>> No.12298453

>>12290493
Retard

>> No.12298460

>>12287103
lol hehe

>> No.12298476

>>12298348
spoiler: cooking things with water is not the same as frying.

>> No.12298478

>>12298033
Most of these are 10/10 comedy gold, but the one about culling middle age hens is a perfectly valid view. It's hard to not get attached to chickens. They're quite personable.

>> No.12298633

>>12298476
>hurr steaming is not frying
No shit.

>> No.12298850

>>12293377
my brudda

>> No.12299170

>>12292512
Hes enjoying a beet burger

>> No.12299329

>>12298633
The real equivalent would be boiling in water. Steaming would be air frying.

>> No.12299357

>>12288698
I think this man singlehandedly created a new distinct type of humor. Its not quite ironic, its certainly pathetic, and I wouldn't even call it surreal or absurd.

>> No.12299361

>>12289297
The hero none of us deserve.

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k

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>> No.12299381

>>12299364
Fuck I still cringe at this

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>> No.12299394

>>12297011
kek

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whoa

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always liked this

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>> No.12299440

>>12299400
kek reminds me of those fake food ads

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>>12299392
>and if you eat something without 'calorie chilling' you have to spend an hour standing with your belly in front of the open freezer.
Holy god, that is one of the funniest things I've read in a while.

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>> No.12299548

>>12295759
You can't solve a three-variable problem with just one equation

>> No.12299579

>>12295759
If they are equivalent values then any real number would work

>> No.12299608 [DELETED] 

>>12299548
It just means you have free variables.
The real problem is finding 2 values such that the third one is a rational number

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>> No.12299622 [DELETED] 

>>12295759
>>12299579
>>12299548
For example:
Pineapple = 1
Banana = 1
Apple = (7 - sqrt(65))/2

>> No.12299630

>>12299622
Didn't mean to reply to >>12299579
Meant to reply to >>12299608 (aka me)

>>12299579 is incorrect.

>> No.12299668

>>12299364
Holy shit, that was painful to read

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>> No.12300049

Does anyone have the screen cap about an anons dad that would mix leftover soup with mayonnaise and ketchup? Then eat it with fried bread and say "oh shit damn"

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>>12290007
>daddy cola

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>>12293389
Basically he started a wood fire around an iron drum to good a small bird. The fire clearly got way too hot. Cooking is really all about controlling the environment your food is in. Temperature, time, etc. He practically throw a tiny amount of meant into an 800+ degree fire for obviously far too long given the char'd result.

If you are going to use wood to cook and you only have wood to cook with. You start the fire. Let it burn down and then put a grill on top of it. He pretty much cremated the poor thing.

>> No.12300379

>>12290007
Baron popper

>> No.12300427

>>12299777
woah the coveted double dubs trips

>> No.12300452

>>12287675
You can say that again.

>> No.12300459

>>12292518
That guy is cool as ice.

>> No.12300460

>>12290007
Sir Radical
nice

>> No.12300462

>>12291160
fuck you kyle

>> No.12300577

>>12300459
Willing to sacrifice his love.

>> No.12300579

>>12290007
>Sir Fizz
anyone else a /knighted/ dr p

>> No.12300582

>>12299400
You would never see that long a combo of "in on it" posters today. Somebody would either be genuinely autistic enough to ruin it or think it's funny to pretend to be autistic enough to ruin it. Four years is a long time on the internet.

>> No.12300588

>>12290007
>crtl f mastercool
I am the only MasterCool, nice.

>> No.12300597

>>12300588
The only Richard willing to admit on 4channel that he was born in April, that is. Definitely enough information for everybody to start guessing your real identity.

>> No.12300604

>>12290007
So the latest royal addition is Uncle Fizz. It's a shitty name that doesn't even produce a good Dr Pepper knockoff name. An overthrow of the monarchy when?

>> No.12300611
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>> No.12300623

>>12294544
This isn't a new method of learning. Learning through association is a well known "trick" to getting you to remember things. Color coding certain facts, listening to certain kinds of music while studying, eating certain foods while studying etc have all been shown to increase retention of ideas so long as the association is strong enough.
The fact this "brainlet" discovered a genuine way to learn that works for him only shows how the education system failed him.

>> No.12300634

>>12300623
That's not the joke. Have you been diagnosed yet?

>> No.12300643

>>12300634
I know that is not the joke but it is also true. He was doing something right, the fact he did it in a goofy way certainly makes the story entertaining but I am much more interested in the idea he was doing the right thing than the fact he messed up peoples orders at a pizza hut.

>> No.12300648

>>12300643
So have you considered getting a diagnosis? You could have an opportunity to learn new coping mechanisms.

>> No.12300657

>>12300648
Coping with my own perspective? I find myself rather pleasant if anything. But if you are genuinely concerned about my mental health you should know I have seen many medical professionals on the subject and all have given me a clean bill of mental health.
Which runs completely contradictory to the many crimes I have committed and my odder urges but all the tests I have taken state I am as sane as any man can be. But thanks for the concern, anon.

>> No.12300679

>>12290007
>Sir Fizz
bow to me pesants

>> No.12300685

>>12298453
>>12290495
>>12290443
Holly shit go back seething retards

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>>12299364

>> No.12300692

>>12300657
No, that's not what it means at all. You would know that if you had even seen a professional. So your entire post is pretty fucking retarded.

>> No.12300696

>>12300692
You misunderstand, your perspective has nothing to do with my many meetings with medical professionals. Your concern, genuine or otherwise is noted but not respected and so I use to to speak on what I wish to, not what you wish to. Perspective is such an odd thing isn't it?

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>>12287003

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>>12300760

>> No.12300764

>>12300696
I'm not concerned. At this point I'm merely fascinated by your misunderstanding of what "coping mechanism" means ins professional psychology.

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>>12300763

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>>12300765

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>>12300769

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>>12300773

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>>12300776

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>>12300780

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>>12290007
>lord chill

>> No.12300788
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>>12300783

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>>12300788

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>>12300794

>> No.12300799
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>>12300797

>> No.12300804
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>>12300799

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>>12300804

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>>12300582
>implying that thread consisted of more than 20 people
>implying 90% of those posts are not just 2-3 people
>implying that thread didn't have at least 30 combobreakers
>implying every single post is on that image and has not been quality controlled

>> No.12300930

>>12299548
>>12299622
>>12299608
>>12299630
>>12299579
Fucking hell, didn't expect /ck/ to be so retarded
>>12299579
>>12299622
>yeah chad, let me get 3i + squareroot(65)'ths of that 'za
>>12299548
x^2 + y^2 = z^2 doesn't have solutions right?
>oh what's 3,4,5
>oh what's 5,12,13
>oh what's 2ab, a^2-b^2, a^2+b^2 for any positive integers a,b

>> No.12300953
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>>12290007
>Sir taste

>> No.12300966

>>12300776
>>12300780
>>12300783
>>12300788
>>12300794
not funny enough

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>>12300799

>> No.12301024

>>12296043
Sneed

>> No.12301123

>>12294195
Tell me more

>> No.12301162

>>12290007
Daddy fizz
I like it

>> No.12301177

>>12290007
Fuck off datamining redditnigger

>> No.12301189

>>12300623
>memorising soundbites of disjointed contextless noise is learning
Dumb boomer

>> No.12301374

>>12295759
Apple = 3.74 , banana = 1 and Pineapple= 0.
Solved.

>> No.12301460

>>12301374
>>12300930


Real answer is that the first solution in positive INTEGERS (ie: how fruits exist in the wild) is >>12295789

>> No.12301469

>>12300623
Skalds knew this hundreds of years ago. They would be ashamed of how fucking pants-on-head retarded the "education" system has made people.

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>> No.12301523

>>12300764
I think it's hilarious that you have jumped full-footed into the use of "cope" as a derogatory, even going so far as to attempt to legitimize a meaningless shitpost word with pseudo-science.

>> No.12301532

>>12300776
He's right, you know.

>> No.12301638

>>12300794
What happened to this guy?

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>>12300780
>why should I have to eat like a turk?
>she plays sudoku, a man can only take so much
>even the priest said it was a sin
>even the priest
>even
>I regret nothing, I was aiming for her heart
holy shit my sides.

>> No.12302309

>>12290007
>Baron Bold
UNF

>> No.12303723

>>12290007
Father pop

>> No.12303731

>>12290007
Duke Chill
I liek that it’s one letter off chill dude
I have never held hands with a girl

>> No.12304130

Heh this thread is good.

>> No.12304143

>>12290007
>Sir Skipper

I am not ok with this

>> No.12304221

>>12300966
Go to hell and die Jevin

>> No.12304371

RIPPEN

>> No.12304382

>>12288698
>ordering big because it's less syllables
Fucking what?

>> No.12304493

>>12289338
skinny girls love eating food

they also love throwing up all of it in the restaurant bathroom.

the restaurant I used to work at got a ton of models because there was some fashion shit nearby. the bathrooms always smelled like bile at the end of the day. it was disgusting., even the cleaner eventually started wearing a gas mask.

>> No.12304501

>>12300769
I briefly considered showing this to my wife, then realized she wouldn't get it because she doesn't read/watch hentai.

>> No.12304957
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>>12288863
top quality

>> No.12304995

>>12299357
No, it's just normal ironic humor.

>> No.12305014

>>12290380
>>12293402
>>12297803
One more, uncles unite

>> No.12305045

>>12296149
Freeze it.

>> No.12305154

>>12290007
mister perfect
shame i missed out on those noble titles.

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>> No.12305262

>>12290007
>duke clean
but im oh so dirty

>> No.12305268

>>12300797
I've seen these in real life.

>> No.12305536

>>12290007
>Senator Spice

>> No.12305732

>>12300773
She smells GUUUD!

>> No.12307063

Page 9 bump!

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12308415

>>12299379
I know it's fake but holy shit
>"Cake crumb hot hot hot"

>> No.12308429

>>12299400
Holy fuck, cheesecloth shits take me back to my VRChat days

>> No.12308432

>>12288698
>eating desk

>> No.12308502

>>12290001
>hand tattoos

gross

>> No.12308507

>>12292518
I couldn't be a tattoo artist even if I had ungodly talent

>> No.12308534

>>12300773
hambburgers arent for girls

>> No.12308552

>>12290007
>all these tastes
Michael bros, ww@??

>> No.12309274

>>12296637
Now this is QUALITY

>> No.12309293

>>12290007
Duke Yes

https://fakedrpepper.wordpress.com/page/1/

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>> No.12309412

>>12299400
i'm less than halfway through and im physically in pain from laughing. holy crap

>> No.12309461

>>12294667

Hello fellow lord taste. I should now like to fight you to the death.

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>>12291128
>Father big

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>>12299777

>> No.12310201

>>12301532
>>12300776
>muh manly meatshaft
im sorry anons but you are definitely gay

>> No.12310217

>>12304501
i dont and i still get it

>> No.12310261

>>12296787
Based, another father spirit. Cheers

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>>12290007

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>>12311328
Holy shit, what a bunch of fucking retards

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>>12311328
>1 inch of cheesae.
>1 inch of pepperoni.
>1 inch of chocolate.
>1 inch of sugar.

>measuring food by length.

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>>12290007
Doc Perfect

>> No.12311739

>>12299364
>MILK. MOOOOOO

holy shit I'm dead

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>>12309296

>> No.12312092

>>12300965
Damn, we can't do non-ASCII but we can do equations? Let me test that:
\[ i\sqrt{7} \]
$i\sqrt{7} $
\begin{equation}
i\sqrt{7}
\end{equation}
\begin{gather}
i\sqrt{7}
\end{gather}

>> No.12312105

>>12312092
[math] i \sqrt{7} [/math]
[eqn] i\sqrt{7} [/eqn]

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>>12300797
They look like something a high schooler would make in photoshop as a joke.

>> No.12312122

>>12312092
only on /sci/

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>>12299364
>IF YOU USE PRE GRATED YOUR BULLY WAS RIGHT!

>> No.12312212

/tg/ and /ck/ cross over
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/McChicken_(5e_Race)

>> No.12312304

>>12289330
>AMERICAN FLAVORED IMITATION PASTEURIZED PROCESS CHEESE FOOD
mmmm, appetising

>> No.12312395

>>12289338
I unironically agree with this, and I'm a skinny guy

>> No.12312446

>>12299777
I'm in that screencap.

>> No.12313246

>>12290007
Lets do this

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>> No.12313995

>>12313356
>>12313370
>>12313375
>>12313378
god bless you anon, this board is garbage without ja/ck/ posters, now is full of egg fags and tasteless webms