/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12279806]

Is that a rare steak?? SQUEE!
Totally not overcompensating for anything guys, i promise!

[Anonymous No.12279809]

>>12279806
its yummy in my tummy though

[Anonymous No.12279812]

>>12279806
based and redpilled
real men eat beyond well done

[Anonymous No.12279813]

>>12279809
so is your bf's cummy

[Anonymous No.12279820]

>that one guy on /ck/ who's slowly trying to make eating <rare steak, and using hotsauce a soiboy meme
Not going to happen. You can't claim eating raw meat is effeminate. They're not called rawmeatboys, they're called soiboys. They're vegans and eat soy products. Get over your inadequacy issues. It's not our fault you can only eat well-done steak.

[Anonymous No.12279821]

>>12279813
how do you know what his cummy taste like?

[Anonymous No.12279826]

>>12279820
He's right you know

[Anonymous No.12279834]

>>12279820
T. soyboy in denial

[Anonymous No.12279838]

>>12279821
>
>>12279820
bullshit. rare's a fucking soyboy hipster meme. you just think its not because youre a hipster in denial.
>>12279834
shit, based parallel thinker

[Anonymous No.12279840]

>>12279820
Caring about cooking steak a super specific way is effeminate as fuck

[Anonymous No.12279843]

>>12279840
he probably has sent countless steaks back from uber eats because they were overcooked

[Anonymous No.12279844]

>>12279806
>making this thread
>squeeee
>totally not overcompensating for anything guys

[Anonymous No.12279851]

>>12279844
>not a new IP
It's this fag again >>12279820

[Anonymous No.12279861]

>>12279851
you are either retarded, cant count, or both. Literally if you were within 10 feet of me, I would try to choke you, I probably would succeed in killing you since you are insecure and I am confident in my tastes and skills. since you arent near me the next best thing for you to do is to kill yourself, so please do so ASAP or else I might actually have to track you down and asphyxiate you. You are a worthless piece of shit, you do not deserve to be alive on my /ck/.

[Anonymous No.12279864]

>>12279851
OP is about half of the replies. He's the same faggot who was spamming that weird tranny vegan picture yesterday.

[Anonymous No.12279865]

>>12279844

[Anonymous No.12279870]

>>12279865
huh?

[Anonymous No.12279874]

>>12279838
how do you KNOW

[Anonymous No.12279878]

>>12279861
>>12279870
i didnt order this pasta but thanks samefag

[Anonymous No.12279880]

>>12279878
lol you got me, but you are still a fag.

[Anonymous No.12279881]

>>12279806
I love this board

[Anonymous No.12279890]

The Mongols conquered the world on properly cooked, well done meat. Of course sits like the opposite

[Anonymous No.12279892]

>>12279806
>squee
cool, something else to filter

[Anonymous No.12279895]

>>12279806
Based

[Anonymous No.12279896]

Thanks for providing active autism threads for me to read at 5am while I sip on my coffee

[Anonymous No.12279897]

>>12279880
theres something inherently disgusting about eating a raw animal. browning the outside doesnt cook the middle. its raw, you know it. every mastication confirms what your brain is telling you, its fucking disgusting.
keep ordering it and maybe one day someone will say "look he's not a complete and utter soylent faggot, hes eating raw meat so he must be some kinda badass dude"

[Anonymous No.12279905]

>>12279892
ill just obfuscate it, the chances of you knowing regex are nominal
>>12279896
yw. fellow eastern time zoner, why are you up? coffee sounds good right now.

[Anonymous No.12279918]

>>12279905
can't sleep. I work at noon so I might nap later.

[Anonymous No.12279921]

>>12279905
coffee is for soiboys
>oh look at me i drink a black drink that's bitter sqee totally not compensating

[Anonymous No.12279938]

>>12279921
>t. drinks his with soymilk

[Anonymous No.12279944]

>>12279938
no drinking coffee at all is pretty gay.

[Anonymous No.12279947]

>>12279918
i was stupid and went to bet at 10. otherwise i'd be watching livepd until 3am. instead i just woke up at 3.
>>12279944
care to elaborate on your hot take?

[Anonymous No.12279954]

>>12279938
drinking real milk is literally like drinking cow-rape because the cow cannot give consent.

[Anonymous No.12279957]

>>12279947
There's nothing to elaborate. Drinking hot black estrogen is for soiboys. What's not clear? Also
>hot take
fuck off back to twitter.

[Anonymous No.12279963]

>>12279954
wtf i love milk now

[Anonymous No.12279965]

>>12279957
my hot take: youre an enormous faggot—i can elaborate on that for hours, you cant give me any reason why coffee is "soyboy' other than 'because i said so.'
you'd think after throwing out a major hot take like that you'd have some reasoning behind it. maybe hold off on the hot takes, your burning yourself with them

[Anonymous No.12279967]

>>12279965
coffee is a fucking soyboy hipster meme. you just think its not because you're a hipster in denial

[Anonymous No.12279973]

>>12279967
Rare beef soiboy detected. Coffee has existed for much longer than hipsters have. Rare beef is a meme trend and people have been cooking their meat since the invention of fire.

[Anonymous No.12279975]

>>12279973
>can't defend his soyboy love of black estrogen juice so he tries to deflect to an unrelated subject
lol COPE

[Anonymous No.12279984]

>>12279967
the old reddit switcharoo!!!!
*noms le tasty rare meats
>>12279973
based.
only virulent homosexuals would equate coffee with gayness as everything to them symbolizes some facet of faggotry.
he most likely hates coffee as he got btfo for carrying around a french press at his job in the phone center

[Anonymous No.12279986]

>>12279984
see
>>12279975

[Anonymous No.12280017]

>>12279986
youve already received 3 valid explanations, you're the seether.
make a thread about it and lets see the responses then.

[Anonymous No.12280024]

>>12280017
still waiting on an answer. your failure of a graphic design degree wasted on stale /tv/ memes won't save you.

[Anonymous No.12280028]

Stay tuned for the really clumsy chad vegan spamming next

[Anonymous No.12280032]

>>12280024

[Anonymous No.12280033]

>more vegan tranny discord spam on /ck/

[Anonymous No.12280036]

>>12280032
time to dilate

[Anonymous No.12280041]

>>12279806
>>12280017
>>12280032
does rare meat trigger you because that's what your genitals will look like before you decide to join the 40%?

[Anonymous No.12280043]

>>12280024
are you the guy who tells the cops he's a 'traveller' and doesnt need a license?
>sir you have to have a license to drive
>explain why?
>its the law sir
>explain why?
>sir i just tol-
>still waiting
>>12280036
have fun jazz, remember use the small one first

[Anonymous No.12280045]

>>12279897
didnt read, dont care, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12280046]

>>12280043
I love those guys

[Anonymous No.12280049]

>>12280043
still waiting. stories about you offering your mutilated neovag to a cop won't save you. stop stalling.

[Anonymous No.12280050]

>>12280041
yes, it frightens me as the train of soyboys hopped up on one molecule of testosterone slapfighting over who gets to lick my fronthole last would be unbearable.
>>12280045
you read, you cared

[Anonymous No.12280051]

>>12280050
considering you pay top dollar for hormones, I bet you're pretty jealous it comes so freely to others.

[Anonymous No.12280066]

>>12280017
off topic, what is this guy crying about and why is he everywhere? can someone give me a quick rundown on this meme? I have been off 4chink for a while.

[Anonymous No.12280075]

>>12280066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvYTDsIQxBI

[Anonymous No.12280096]

>>12280051
totes as if!
i get them off amazon prime sweetie, like any other dickless coffee drinking mentally ill trans person.

[Anonymous No.12280105]

>>12280096
my tax dollars will never pay for them xir ;)

[Anonymous No.12280116]

>>12280105
what youre experiencing is tantamount to roid-rage as your rare meats are sending your endocrine system into shock right now.
better switch back to soylent, frend.

[Anonymous No.12280132]

>>12280116
too late MA'AM you already got trolled into tipping your unusually masculine hand and now trying to backtrack to le steak troll won't work. i hope you're better at dressing up as a woman than making epic troll threads.

[Anonymous No.12280141]

I've gotten shit for getting meat cooked medium well when asked. What's bad about it?

[Anonymous No.12280144]

>>12280075
Trump should have helped Kim Jong-Un build nukes.

[Anonymous No.12280147]

>>12280132
>still on damage control 2 hours later
looks like your ass bears a slight semblance to the inside of your steak
i addded in a beer for you to sweetie

[Anonymous No.12280148]

>>12280141
literally nothing. only a complete asshole would criticize cooked food.

[Anonymous No.12280150]

>>12280147
veganism is retarded and always will be, no matter how many teary-eyed troll posts you make.

[Anonymous No.12280157]

>>12280150
i dont understand how one makes the jump from saying rare meat is literally raw shit to being a vegan?
simple logic is 'i dont eat rare meat' means 'i eat cooked meat.'
guess you lose this round sweetie.

[Anonymous No.12280164]

>>12280157
you also don't understand chromosomes. so i don't doubt the logic fails you.

[Anonymous No.12280176]

>>12280164
reminder your first post in this thead was 4:35am EDT.
why so angry about your rare meat? i mean its ok you dont find it disgusting and replusive. whats so bad about cooking it up a bit? by the same token if nothings bad about eating it rare, just eat it completely raw and stop being (according to you) a faggot about it?

[Anonymous No.12280188]

>>12280176
Different person dumbass. Not only do you confuse boys and girls but you can't read 4chan posts either. I'm sorry /ck/ btfo your vegan arguments and now you're relegated to spending three hours poorly photoshopping cuts of mean between shopping for summer dresses that will fit an NFL linebacker. Maybe get over it and go and live the rest of your short life before killing yourself over an infected wound where your dick used to be.

[Anonymous No.12280199]

>>12280188
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
>different person
um, no sweetie.
whats your opinion on a plate of blood? um, sorry i meant 'JUICES'?

[Anonymous No.12280202]

>>12279806
I'll be honest I only eat rare steak to impress girls I prefer medium but haven't had a medium steak in 10 years due to peer pressure, I used to love steak but avoid ordering it unless forced

[Anonymous No.12280207]

>>12280199
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myoglobin
>tranny doesn't understand science
shocker

[Anonymous No.12280209]

>>12280202
how does it impress them though?
not ragging to much but you kinda confirmed what i knew all along and that's people eat rare meat for show.
honestly, i tried eating a rare piece of meat once and my brain just wasnt having any of it. everything in my body was telling me to spit it out, which i did.
>inb4 poorly worded gay inference

[Anonymous No.12280212]

>>12280207
C O P E

[Anonymous No.12280217]

>>12280212
Stop repeating my own posts back to me faggot. Replying validates me, no matter how you reply.

[Anonymous No.12280222]

>>12280209
Girls say rare steak is best so I always order rare. I don't prefer it, it's good with the premium cuts but even then I still feel like I'd prefer it medium rare... don't get me wrong, I've eaten a lot of rare meat and even blue rare. But if I'm cooking for myself I always want it medium. I'm not a picky eater so maybe my pleb tongue lacks refinement.

[Anonymous No.12280225]

>>12280209
>>12280207
i dont even get what the fuck youre on about at this point youre so fucking contradictory.
you're saying im a tranny for not eating rare meat?
or the fact that i dont have this myglobbin in my food somehow makes me a homosex?
the article says its bad for you anon, as does your brain instinctively.
>Myoglobin is released from damaged muscle tissue (rhabdomyolysis), which has very high concentrations of myoglobin. The released myoglobin is filtered by the kidneys but is toxic to the renal tubular epithelium and so may cause acute kidney injury.
>>12280217
your entire spergout is calling people faggot, theres nothing to validate

[Anonymous No.12280237]

>>12280225
your own body produces it moron. if you eat meat at all you consume it. that wasn't even the point, you skipped over it because you felt stupid. thanks for proving further you're just a butthurt vegan who's trolling.

[Anonymous No.12280238]

>>12280222
>chequed
>Girls say rare steak is best, >>12280217 just got BTFO, now i know why shes so angry.
maybe because roasties are bleeding out their frontholes for a quarter of their lives or something, thats why they have an affinity for blood.

[Anonymous No.12280239]

Medium rare is best

[Anonymous No.12280242]

>>12280238
>spends 3 hours trying to troll meat eaters
>gets cornered several times by astute true /ck/ users, no tourists from /lgbt/
>gets outed as a deranged tranny
>now resorting to calling everyone roasties even though you covet having a vagina more than a penis
seriously, all trolling aside, get help. this is an absolute mental health crisis.

[Anonymous No.12280243]

>>12279806
How could I not see this ? Rare is overcooked, why bother not eating it raw ?

[Anonymous No.12280249]

>>12280237
>pic related
>>12280242
samefag please

[Anonymous No.12280250]

>>12280243
Based

[Anonymous No.12280254]

If you have ever had a preference for any one food over any other food you literally are a war on straight white men, the institution of marriage, and Western Civilization

[Anonymous No.12280255]

>Falling for obvious bait
I know you guys are doing this on purpose because everyone likes arguing, but come on. Almost as bad as /k/ with taking obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.12280257]

>>12280249
Really, seek help. Body dysmorphia, paranoia, and obsessive compulsive disorder.

[Anonymous No.12280258]

>>12280243
thats what i dont understand, if youre a rarefag you hate well done but have no problems with the well done outside layers, seems pretty fucking dumb desu

[Anonymous No.12280261]

I unironically eat raw beef daily. It's easier to digest than cooked meat, i can eat 2pounds without it weighting me down, if it was cooked i would feel it in my stomach

[Anonymous No.12280262]

>>12280249
look at this vegan faggot vegan faggot vegan faggot. i'm going to go kill an animal later, what's this post going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.12280264]

>>12280243
real men bite the flesh off of still living animals, freshness is fucking key fuck soibois processed cooked shit

[Anonymous No.12280266]

>>12280257
youre closing in on 3 hours of calling me a tranny.
youre projecting like no other
>THIS IS HOW I C O P E
>>12280262
dont give a fuck, no ones vegan in here stupid. if they were their post would begin "as a vegan I..." How fucking simple are you?